Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down

[Parker2112]

http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=573


A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after ejaculating while being patted down by a male TSA agent. Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San Francisco, is being held without bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal agent.

According to Cummings’ partner, Sergio Armani, Cummings has “multiple piercings on his manhood” which were detected during a full body scan. As a result, Cummings was pulled aside for a pat-down. Armani stated that the unidentified TSA agent spent “an inordinate amount of time groping” Cummings, who had apparently become sexually aroused. Cummings, who has a history of sexual dysfunction, ejaculated while the TSA agent’s hand was feeling the piercings. The TSA agent, according to several witnesses, promptly called for back up. Cummings was thrown to the ground and handcuffed.

A TSA spokesperson declined to comment on this specifc case, but said that anyone ejaculating during a pat-down would be subject to arrest.

[Yonivore]

http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/2720e330-c338-474f-8efd-b9bf17060915.jpg

[Parker2112]

If your into uniforms and rough stuff, I guess it dont get no better than getting a handjob followed immediately by getting slammed and cuffed.

[LnGrrrR]

Sounds like BS to me. Why would a TS agent want to fondle piercings?

[The_Worlds_finest]

Cummings?

[MannyIsGod]

This has to be bullshit but if true then the TSA is out of their fucking mind. There are wives across the world who wish their husbands could last longer but the TSA expects people to control an involuntary reflex?

[CuckingFunt]

A quick Google search indicates that the only references to this story are coming from the same link in the OP; no AP or anything.

I'm guessing it's bullshit based largely on the fact it too perfectly confirms the worst thoughts about both the TSA and gay men. It's a fear two-for-one.

[Yonivore]

A quick Google search indicates that the only references to this story are coming from the same link in the OP; no AP or anything.

I'm guessing it's bullshit based largely on the fact it too perfectly confirms the worst thoughts about both the TSA and gay men. It's a fear two-for-one.
I agree. Anything called "Dead Serious News" has to be a satire site.

[Yonivore]

Y'all should click around that site; pretty funny stuff. Rivals "The Onion," if you ask me. Story under the Business link titled something like, "Starbucks Introduces Ghetto Mocha."

[Winehole23]

(reconsidered)

[ChumpDumper]

yoni would believe it were it reprinted on Fox Nation.

[Wild Cobra]

Cummings?

Yep, that's the part that makes me skeptical of the story.

*IF* the story is real, I would say this man has a real lawsuit. Very few people can stop themselves from having an orgasm.

[MannyIsGod]

Yep, that's the part that makes me skeptical of the story.

*IF* the story is real, I would say this man has a real lawsuit. Very few people can stop themselves from having an orgasm.

:lol

[RandomGuy]

Very few people can stop themselves from having an orgasm.

Not.
Going.
To.
Touch.
That one.




(HA!)


So many funny one-liners... erk... must... resist...

[DJ Mbenga]

here is how to solve everything. walk through the scanner with an erection, problem solved.

[Blake]

I'm guessing it's bullshit based largely on the fact it too perfectly confirms the worst thoughts about both the TSA and gay men. It's a fear two-for-one.

That and Cummings is an interior designer who was in the San Francisco airport.

I'm suprised he wasn't sporting rainbow pants or a Village People outfit.

[silverblk mystix]

Cummings...


Sergio Armani...


...anyone ejaculating during a pat down is subject to arrest...


Sure, I'll buy it...

[IronMaxipad]

UPDATE:

http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=603


WikiLeaks to release Percy Cummings arrest documents

Hours before being place on Interpol’s most wanted list, Julian Assange announced that WikiLeaks was going to release thousands of documents related to the recent arrest of Percy Cummings, who is charged with sexually assaulting a TSA agent during a pat-down.
Cummings is currently being held in Federal custody without bail. According to Assange, the documents will identify the alleged victim of the assault, as well as a pattern of official misconduct by him. The leaked documents state that male TSA agents have reported being sexually harassed by the alleged victim. He is also said to have used his agency seniority to be assigned exclusively to pat-down duty of male passengers. Several of his colleagues have also expressed disdain with the enthusiasm he has shown performing the pat-downs.
Assange claims that the leaked documents “will lead to the shut down of the TSA.” Calls and emails to the TSA asking for comment on the release of these documents have not been returned, however the TSA has stated that they are currently investigating the leak of the Percy Cummings arrest documents.
Citing the imminent demise of the TSA, Assange claims that the incident leading up to Cummings’ arrest would be “the shot heard around the world.”

[Gutter92]

Is Fox news the source for this?

[The Reckoning]

the dudes last name is cummings.

cum on now.

[lefty]

Cumming ????? :lol

[Blake]

UPDATE:

http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=603

The leaked documents state that male TSA agents have reported being sexually harassed by the alleged victim. He is also said to have used his agency seniority to be assigned exclusively to pat-down duty of male passengers. Several of his colleagues have also expressed disdain with the enthusiasm he has shown performing the pat-downs.



This confirms the validity of the story.

[LnGrrrR]

C'MON SON!

Just don't cmon the TSA agents.

[TeyshaBlue]

C'MON SON!

Just don't cmon the TSA agents.

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[Stringer_Bell]

Solid thread. Keep it up! (no pun intended)