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21_Blessings
11-30-2010, 10:23 PM
No Bynum, No Ring.

21_Blessings
11-30-2010, 10:23 PM
:lmao Lakers PG defense

Ghazi
11-30-2010, 10:23 PM
Pau > Dirk :lol

Ghazi
11-30-2010, 10:25 PM
:lol at Bynum being important piece :lol

Ace
11-30-2010, 10:27 PM
Lol

Budkin
11-30-2010, 10:28 PM
Are you serious... any team would kill for Pau. The dude pretty much won you guys the championship the last two years.

Quit Hatin'
11-30-2010, 10:28 PM
with bynum back no point guard would dare come into the paint. thats all we need tbh.

ChuckD
11-30-2010, 10:28 PM
:lmao Lakers PG defense

Uh, that's been the case Fish's whole career. At his point, he couldn't even stay in front of his 50 YO self.

mystargtr34
11-30-2010, 10:30 PM
Pau is playing a ridiculous amount of minutes recently... which is probbably why his shooting has been Kobesque the past 2 or 3 games. A healthy Bynum is obviously extremely important... but really the Lakers go as Gasol goes. Its no coincidence the Lakers struggles have matched Pau's offensive struggles.

Cry Havoc
11-30-2010, 10:31 PM
:lmao at Laker fans coming unglued.

Nathan89
11-30-2010, 10:32 PM
:lol At the talent Kobe needs to win.

21_Blessings
11-30-2010, 10:33 PM
Pau is playing a ridiculous amount of minutes recently... which is probbably why his shooting has been Kobesque the past 2 or 3 games. A healthy Bynum is obviously extremely important... but really the Lakers go as Gasol goes. Its no coincidence the Lakers struggles have matched Pau's offensive struggles.

:cry phil playing me too many minutes so i'm not going to play any defense whatsoever :cry

Pau's offense isn't the problem.

Josepatches_
11-30-2010, 10:35 PM
Are you serious... any team would kill for Pau. The dude pretty much won you guys the championship the last two years.

True

No Pau,No ring. And that's a fact.

Ace
11-30-2010, 10:35 PM
Lol Kobe's decline

Trainwreck2100
11-30-2010, 10:35 PM
we all have vagina in our dna you moron learn to biology

KapitanTutan
11-30-2010, 10:36 PM
NBA = fucked!

ezau
11-30-2010, 10:40 PM
LOL being the best big man in the league

Venti Quattro
11-30-2010, 10:42 PM
point guard problem has been solved :cry

21_Blessings
11-30-2010, 10:44 PM
:lmao getting dominated by your chubby baby brother

Giuseppe
11-30-2010, 10:44 PM
:lmao getting dominated by your chubby baby brother

& Thabeet whipped him pretty good as well.

21_Blessings
11-30-2010, 10:47 PM
Pau was scoring on Thabeet in the 4th. Then his bro came back and made him cry uncle.

Venti Quattro
11-30-2010, 10:47 PM
lol owned by gastrong

21_Blessings
11-30-2010, 10:48 PM
Allanon needs to stop by and check them assholes.

HarlemHeat37
11-30-2010, 10:55 PM
Gasol leads the Lakers in adjusted defensive +/- this year:lol..the Lakers D is 9 points better when he's on the floor..maybe he would look better if Fisher and Kobe weren't such terrible defenders this year..it's tough to anchor a D when your perimeter defenders are mediocre, unless you're Dwight Howard..

Anyways, I agree with Blessings here, and I said it before the season..the Lakers won with minimal contributions from Bynum the last few years, but they will need him to have a bigger role on both ends this year..even on offense, since Kobe's decline is evident..

LA has been one of the worst teams in the NBA at defending the paint this year, obviously Bynum will solve that..every team needs their role players like Bynum..if he's injured again, they aren't going to win the West..

Venti Quattro
11-30-2010, 10:56 PM
21_Blessings hating on Pau as usual

lol venerating someone whose knees are made of glass

Ghazi
11-30-2010, 10:56 PM
^ please, Lakers could win the WEst even w/o Bynum

HarlemHeat37
11-30-2010, 10:57 PM
^ please, Lakers could win the WEst even w/o Bynum

They could, but they would be even with the Spurs and Mavs IMO..

Bynum is the difference..

MiamiHeatNumba1
11-30-2010, 11:00 PM
Don't know how anyone can give Pau shit for a 5-13 15/14/4/1/4 stat line when Kobe's 9-25 23/15/2/1/0 Game 7 stat line was defended.

ChuckD
11-30-2010, 11:31 PM
Don't know how anyone can give Pau shit for a 5-13 15/14/4/1/4 stat line when Kobe's 9-25 23/15/2/1/0 Game 7 stat line was defended.

Winning is a great deodorant.

lefty
11-30-2010, 11:42 PM
Lakers will be fine

TDfan2007
12-01-2010, 01:02 AM
we all have vagina in our dna you moron learn to biology

:lol

/thread

mindcrime
12-01-2010, 04:58 PM
Don't know how anyone can give Pau shit for a 5-13 15/14/4/1/4 stat line when Kobe's 9-25 23/15/2/1/0 Game 7 stat line was defended.

That stat was from last night. His game 7 stat is 6-24. :p:

Giuseppe
12-01-2010, 05:06 PM
That stat was from last night. His game 7 stat is 6-24. :p:

And brought us to:::

Kobe: 5

Duncan 4

Just like that.

BlackSwordsMan
12-01-2010, 05:22 PM
And brought us to:::

Kobe: 5

Duncan 4

Just like that.

Do you thank shaq daddy everyday on his twitter for 3 of those rings?
tee,hee

Giuseppe
12-01-2010, 05:39 PM
Do you thank shaq daddy everyday on his twitter for 3 of those rings?
tee,hee

I thought I was a bad investment, Swords?

frodo
12-01-2010, 07:30 PM
if odom still plays good the lakers would be fine. lakers played most of their games w/o during their 1st championship run in 09' playoffs and they finally won it, and they didn't have such legit supports that time, like Artest, Brown, etc....

21_Blessings
04-21-2011, 10:26 AM
:bking

Isitjustme?
04-21-2011, 10:27 AM
Considering their playoff statistics from the last few years I'd say the opposite is obviously true.

MmP
04-21-2011, 11:16 AM
gasol as "soft" as he may be is tall, talented and best of all smart. not a feature than most C have. you guy have to stop bitching about him.
you're not gonna get a better C than knows where to be in the court next to a ballhog like kobe.

lay him off man

he's not particulary strong but i'd not rate him as soft

Giuseppe
04-21-2011, 11:21 AM
gasol as "soft" as he may be is tall, talented and best of all smart. not a feature than most C have. you guy have to stop bitching about him.
you're not gonna get a better C than knows where to be in the court next to a ballhog like kobe.

lay him off man

he's not particulary strong but i'd not rate him as soft

Conflicted, huh?

Your Fandom got themselves in dutch with this Pau Gasol business. Don't worry, you don't have to suffer him. You can just stand over there not b2b'ing.

21_Blessings
04-21-2011, 11:23 AM
you're not gonna get a better C

Luckily, the Lakers have a better C on the roster :lmao


lay him off man

he's not particulary strong but i'd not rate him as soft

Pau is soft. Don't be dumb. Even Laker fans, Phil Jackson and Jerry West himself have labeled that bitch as soft.

Notice how Kobe babbies Pau while actually treating Bynum like an adult he respects despite all their history.

Pau has been completely overrated by the anti-Kobe crowd. The fact that Kobe Bryant won a back to back with that raging pussy just adds to his legacy. Thankfully Bynum has suited up these last three playoff runs.

Isitjustme?
04-21-2011, 11:25 AM
Bynum has averaged like 6 points and 5 rebounds in the playoffs and he's the one carrying Pau to titles?

Oh, brother.

4>0rings
04-21-2011, 12:26 PM
Yeah, the Lakers should get Kwame back.

21_Blessings
04-21-2011, 12:30 PM
Yeah, the Lakers should get Kwame back.

Would gladly take Marc Gasol back and 10 million in cap space that would go towards a point guard next season. And two first rounders. :lol

Giuseppe
04-21-2011, 12:32 PM
Pau has been completely overrated by the anti-Kobe crowd. The fact that Kobe Bryant won a back to back with that raging pussy just adds to his legacy. Thankfully Bynum has suited up these last three playoff runs.

The goods/comprehensive style.

IronMaxipad
04-21-2011, 12:39 PM
http://i53.tinypic.com/t6xf6a.png

lefty
04-21-2011, 12:47 PM
http://i53.tinypic.com/t6xf6a.png
You beat me to it :lol

ALVAREZ6
04-21-2011, 12:50 PM
Marc>Pau

lefty
04-21-2011, 12:51 PM
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhf1caUrY71qc0m1xo1_500.png

21_Blessings
04-21-2011, 12:56 PM
Marc>Pau

Agreed.

Allanon > Spur fan

Ghazi
04-21-2011, 01:11 PM
but I thought Pau > Dirk .. :)

21_Blessings
04-21-2011, 01:18 PM
but I thought Pau > Dirk .. :)

Bynum > Dirk

Officially by next season.

Ghazi
04-21-2011, 01:23 PM
Bynum > Dirk

Officially by next season.

:rolleyes

21_Blessings
04-21-2011, 01:46 PM
:rolleyes

Dirk will be joining Duncan's club soon enough.

What Bynum gives you defensively is more than Dirk could ever hope of giving his team one-dimensionally through continuous jump shooting.

Ashy Larry
04-21-2011, 01:54 PM
Pau is overrated ...... we need this man to return. follow the red arrow......... a two time champion


http://thesportshernia.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451b84f69e201157128bcad970b-450wi

Giuseppe
04-21-2011, 01:56 PM
^:lol

Ghazi
04-21-2011, 01:57 PM
Dirk will be joining Duncan's club soon enough.

What Bynum gives you defensively is more than Dirk could ever hope of giving his team one-dimensionally through continuous jump shooting.

:rolleyes

Findog
04-21-2011, 02:03 PM
I did enjoy his "Physiology of Desire" tape:

http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/video/pau-gasol-apologizes-for-bizarre-avantgarde-sex-ta,19704/

21_Blessings
04-21-2011, 02:08 PM
I did enjoy his "Physiology of Desire" tape:

http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/video/pau-gasol-apologizes-for-bizarre-avantgarde-sex-ta,19704/

Oh hai

Findog
04-21-2011, 03:02 PM
Oh hai

What's happening, 21? See you in the second round.