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lefty
11-30-2010, 11:44 PM
Since kicking him while he is down seems to be the cool thing to do these days

TE
11-30-2010, 11:45 PM
Kobe is just like Lebron.

Giuseppe
11-30-2010, 11:46 PM
Kobe is just like Lebron.

+ 5 NBA World Championships.

VBM
11-30-2010, 11:48 PM
+ 5 NBA World Championships.

and a better looking chick

Koolaid_Man
11-30-2010, 11:49 PM
Kobe is just like Lebron.


nope Lebron has unresolved daddy issues...that's why he's acting out and wanting to play and have fun all the time...Daddy wasn't there to teach him how to be a man...so he pouts, fakes injuries, and bump coaches...all daddy had to do was be there but he let Bron Bron down and now we have this Mangina on out hands....Ohhh sweet Lebron...that boy...but we gonna band together and we gonna find him a daddy...:toast

j.dizzle
11-30-2010, 11:51 PM
and a better looking chick
& a bigger paycheck every year.
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midnightpulp
11-30-2010, 11:53 PM
nope Lebron has unresolved daddy issues...that's why he's acting out and wanting to play and have fun all the time...Daddy wasn't there to teach him how to be a man...so he pouts, fakes injuries, and bump coaches...all daddy had to do was be there but he let Bron Bron down and now we have this Mangina on out hands....Ohhh sweet Lebron...that boy...but we gonna band together and we gonna find him a daddy...:toast

Daddy hasn't really taught you how to be a man, either. If he did, you'd have an actual job and not leech off of him.

Giuseppe
11-30-2010, 11:54 PM
and a better looking chick

Mrs. Kobe was never more ravishing than the night they appeared together after he raped. Her hair was like satin.

She's too fat and vulgar now with her aureolas displayed in that one pic that is here somewheres.

VBM
11-30-2010, 11:57 PM
She's too fat and vulgar now with her aureolas displayed in that one pic that is here somewheres.

*digging through the archives*

Trill Clinton
11-30-2010, 11:58 PM
Mrs. Kobe was never more ravishing than the night they appeared together after he raped. Her hair was like satin.

She's too fat and vulgar now with her aureolas displayed in that one pic that is here somewheres.

:rollin:lmao

Giuseppe
12-01-2010, 12:00 AM
*digging through the archives*

And she probably swallows. Ewww. I want that, but, I don't her to want it. Ewwww.

Trainwreck2100
12-01-2010, 12:00 AM
and a better looking chick

at least lebron has an exit strategy

Koolaid_Man
12-01-2010, 12:00 AM
Daddy hasn't really taught you how to be a man, either. If he did, you'd have an actual job and not leech off of him.


the best thing my dad did fo' me was bless me with a swell cock...and my mama told me be careful what bitch i fuck with but to never stop until i bust a nut....and for the record I work half of part time... doing some accounting work for my folks...I'm a math major...:rollin

VBM
12-01-2010, 12:01 AM
at least lebron has an exit strategy

True...can't be understated

midnightpulp
12-01-2010, 12:02 AM
the best thing my dad did fo' me was bless me with a swell cock...and my mama told me be careful what bitch i fuck with but to never stop until i bust a nut....and for the record I work half of part time... doing some accounting work for my folks...I'm a math major...:rollin

Weird fuckin' family you have there. Mom interested in whether or not her boy has an orgasm?

No wonder you have gender identity issues.

Koolaid_Man
12-01-2010, 12:04 AM
agricultural imports my specialty... lol

midnightpulp
12-01-2010, 12:05 AM
agricultural imports my specialty... lol

No doubt. Like Lakaluva importing a cucumber into your asshole.

Giuseppe
12-01-2010, 12:07 AM
No doubt. Like Lakaluva importing a cucumber into your asshole.

Mid, gettin' his fantasy on.:lol

Koolaid_Man
12-01-2010, 12:11 AM
Weird fuckin' family you have there. Mom interested in whether or not her boy has an orgasm?

No wonder you have gender identity issues.

prolly just wants to make sure i don't disgrace the family jewels...:lol she wants to make sure I have the best in life...smart lady...I get my charm and wit and half-breed looks from her...she schooled me on the art of talking to women when I was a lad...and my pops taught me how to be a closer - Kobe-esqe:lol

HarlemHeat37
12-01-2010, 12:12 AM
I'm seriously getting concerned bout harlemheat...he's missing-in-action

Koolaid_Man
12-01-2010, 12:14 AM
Mid, gettin' his fantasy on.:lol


it's hard for a guy like mid...with that pencil thin dick he's rocking I can see why he avoids Ho's...fantasy is an important / crucial part of his midget life....

midnightpulp
12-01-2010, 12:17 AM
if only I were a white girl...

Koolaid_Man
12-01-2010, 12:29 AM
mid when i was 17 I fucked one of my mom's co-workers...she was an older white lady...We fucked exactly 14 times over a summer...you could very well make the case she turned me out...and that's why i love white pussy so much...she even licked my gooch and all mid...but of all my experiences mid what i remember most is a big titted black woman when I was 18. She taught me the art of fucking...One time we fucked and she made me get off her and leave her house...she said I wasn't fucking and sucking her right...ever since then mid I've been King Kool...ho's in college didn't stand a chance...so there u have it midget...there's some of Kool's game you can feel free to emulate that is if you're so lucky you can duplicate...:lol

midnightpulp
12-01-2010, 12:32 AM
mid when i was 17 I fucked one of my mom's co-workers...she was an older white lady...We fucked exactly 14 times over a summer...you could very well make the case she turned me out...and that's why i love white pussy so much...she even licked my gooch and all mid...but of all my experiences mid what i remember most is a big titted black woman when I was 18. She taught me the art of fucking...One time we fucked and she made me get off her and leave her house...she said I wasn't fucking and sucking her right...ever since then mid I've been King Kool...ho's in college didn't stand a chance...so there u have it midget...there's some of Kool's game you can feel free to emulate that is if you're so lucky you can duplicate...:lol

So Kool's game consists of fuckin' senior citizens and fat black chicks?

Think I'll pass on the emulation.

BlackSwordsMan
12-01-2010, 12:33 AM
Passive aggressive kobe too afraid to tell papa jackson that his coaching abilities are why they are #3 in the West.
tee, hee.

Koolaid_Man
12-01-2010, 12:46 AM
So Kool's game consists of fuckin' senior citizens and fat black chicks?

Think I'll pass on the emulation.


not these Ho's mid...white lady at the time I think was 34...I still see her from time to time...but no fucking now...she remarried not long ago...my dad knows...but my mom will never know of it...Black lady was i think 40-42.and she wasn't fat...just had reeal big ole tits....cant remember exact age...but I have fucked a 55 yr old...and even now I prolly would do that shit again...older ladies really know how to clean you up...but mid I'm stock full of ho's...i dont discriminate unless they're really fat...they may cut off my blood circulation...but Kool never worry bout Ho's...I have one in bed sleeping next 2 me now....how bout you mid?

skut_farkus
12-01-2010, 12:49 AM
.I have one in bed sleeping next 2 me now....how bout you mid?

kools "girl"-yo kool why dont you roll your ass over and give momma some sugar.

kool- not now baby im talking with some dude on the internet.

:lmao

midnightpulp
12-01-2010, 12:53 AM
...I have one in bed sleeping next 2 me now....

Is your mom there to make sure that you'll bust a nut?

Koolaid_Man
12-01-2010, 12:58 AM
kools "girl"-yo kool why dont you roll your ass over and give momma some sugar.

kool- not now baby im talking with some dude on the internet.

:lmao

I done did dat skut...times 2...today...it's sleepy time now...:lol

Koolaid_Man
12-01-2010, 01:00 AM
Is your mom there to make sure that you'll bust a nut?

mama gave me her wisdom yesteryear...I'm on my own now Mid...so tell me bout some of your Ho's mid...what you got cooking b'sides Black Ops...from PLAYA to playa :lol ...How did you learn the game mid...

midnightpulp
12-01-2010, 01:06 AM
mama gave me her wisdom yesteryear...I'm on my own now Mid...

How can you truly be on your own when you don't have a job and Mommy and Daddy basically give you an allowance?

Koolaid_Man
12-01-2010, 01:10 AM
How can you truly be on your own when you don't have a job and Mommy and Daddy basically give you an allowance?


I work half of part time....and some other free lance work at the Black Jack table in the casino's...:lol I pay my own way Mid....now do me a favor we can have a civil discourse...but why when the conversation turn to tits. pussy , and ass...you try and change the subject...I was really trying to give you the benefit of the doubt but you're making this shit extremely hard...:lol the shit ain't that difficult to discuss mid...or is it...:lmao

midnightpulp
12-01-2010, 01:11 AM
I work half of part time....and some other free lance work at the Black Jack table in the casino's...:lol I pay my own way Mid....now do me a favor we can have a civil discourse...but why when the conversation turn to tits. pussy , and ass...you try and change the subject...I was really trying to give you the benefit of the doubt but you're making this shit extremely hard...:lol the shit ain't that difficult to discuss mid...or is it...:lmao

There's no point in discussing tits, ass, and pussy on the Internet. Only faggots and greasy nerds who ain't getting any do that.

Koolaid_Man
12-01-2010, 01:19 AM
There's no point in discussing tits, ass, and pussy on the Internet. Only faggots and greasy nerds who ain't getting any do that.

so let's just talk PLAYA to play'd...you won't even acknowledge you like the shit...the only time you talk about ass is when your briging up Homo charges...you talk about homo's, gay sex, and faggots..but you refuse to talk pussy, ass, and tits...and now as if we all know you personally you're beating your chest about how you won't talk about it because there's no point...well news flash mid...there's no point in talking about basketball games and players stats and who's better and who's going to win what...but we do it anyway...we even talk politics on this board and there's no point in that..but you eagerly participate in that conversation as well...WHY ARE YOU RUNNING FROM PUSSY...ASS...AND TITS...do you not have a dick?

and I want to apologize for regulating you like this in front of these people but you brought this one yourself mid...either you gay or you dickless...the shit is getting so Ridiculouz... mid...

midnightpulp
12-01-2010, 01:20 AM
so let's just talk PLAYA to play'd...you won't even acknowledge you like the shit...the only time you talk about ass is when your briging up Homo charges...you talk about homo's, gay sex, and faggots..but you refuse to talk pussy, ass, and tits...and now as if we all know you personally you're beating your chest about how you won't talk about it because there's no point...well news flash mid...there's no point in talking about basketball games and players stats and who's better and who's going to win what...but we do it anyway...we even talk politics on this board and there's no point in that..but you eagerly participate in that conversation as well...WHY ARE YOU RUNNING FROM PUSSY...ASS...AND TITS...do you not have a dick?

and I want to apologize for regulating you like this in front of these people but you brought this one yourself mid...either you gay or you dickless...the shit is getting so Ridiculouz... mid...

:lmao

Koolaid_Man
12-01-2010, 01:47 AM
:lmao


While I appreciate the laughter....just a cosign or acknowledgment that Kool owned you in this thread will suffice...You typically like to spin shit...but as usual you prove you're branded with my King Kool seal...now drop your pants, show your ass, and prepare for the branding....:toast

midnightpulp
12-01-2010, 01:50 AM
While I appreciate the laughter....just a cosign or acknowledgment that Kool owned you in this thread will suffice...You typically like to spin shit...but as usual you prove you're branded with my King Kool seal...now drop your pants, show your ass, and prepare for the branding....:toast

More homosexual fantasies from you, I see.

Remember, you've been christened the "dumbest motherfucker of all time," and if you can't see why discussing sex life on the Internet is useless, then you indeed live up to that label more than I thought.

Koolaid_Man
12-01-2010, 07:42 AM
More homosexual fantasies from you, I see.

Remember, you've been christened the "dumbest motherfucker of all time," and if you can't see why discussing sex life on the Internet is useless, then you indeed live up to that label more than I thought.


It's not that serious it's just sex...ohh I see what's going on here...when you're not getting it...it's elevated to a lofty deed. Saving yourself ole midget boy are we? :lol

I see you've been taught that it's a no no...did daddy or mommy touch your privates when you were a rug rat...you all emotional about it...I won't bother you as I see it brings back such horrible memories...:lol