Lakers @ Rockets

[Double-Up]

We ready.

[Giuseppe]

You want to bet with me, Dubs?

You lose you disappear till 2011

I lose I disappear till 2011

You gonna walk tall, or, crawl like a snake, belly draggin'?

[Double-Up]

No way the Lakers lose to the Rockets after dropping 3 straight...go bait someone else into that shit.

[Giuseppe]

No way the Lakers lose to the Rockets after dropping 3 straight...go bait someone else into that shit.

What the Hell happened to "We ready"?

Jesus Christ, you f'in' pussys. Not one. Nary a one will come to Cubby.

[Double-Up]

What the Hell happened to "We ready"?

Jesus Christ, you f'in' pussys. Not one. Nary a one will come to Cubby.

We ready for that top 5 pick that's what.

[Giuseppe]

We ready for that top 5 pick that's what.

My ass.

You let your mouth overload your ass.

[BUMP]

When the Mavs play LA, Cubby, I'm down for an ELE bet.

However, if I lose, that means Altered's goin with me.

Whaddya say buddy?

[Giuseppe]

When the Mavs play LA, Cubby, I'm down for an ELE bet.

However, if I lose, that means Altered's goin with me.

Whaddya say buddy?

There ain't no chickens in this coopPERIOD

[Double-Up]

My ass.

You let your mouth overload your ass.

Look at this old fuck getting all riled up. :lol

[Giuseppe]

Look at the old fuck getting all riled up. :lol

No, uh, uh, Dubs.

You're a chickenshit. I thought you walked tall. I was wrong.

[BUMP]

January 19

[BUMP]

Look at Double-Up, sphincter tightenin' up and all....

If this don't beat all I've ever seen

[Giuseppe]

January 19

Loser is out until the Ides of March, on the 15th.

And no pussying out no matter what happens twixt now & then.

[Giuseppe]

Look at Double-Up, sphincter tightenin' up and all....

If this don't beat all I've ever seen

Hell, yeah. He won't shit now for a week, maybe two.

[Double-Up]

Look at Double-Up, sphincter tightenin' up and all....

If this don't beat all I've ever seen

lol retirement

[Double-Up]

Hell, yeah. He won't shit now for a week, maybe two.

:lol

[Giuseppe]

:lol

:lol

[BUMP]

Loser is out until the Ides of March, on the 15th.

And no pussying out no matter what happens twixt now & then.

:tu

[Giuseppe]

^Done.

[BUMP]

lol retirement

I did retire. All my trolls are gone.

I'm like that generous alum who sticks around and donates to the site.

[Ashy Larry]

wouldn't be surprised if they lost this one as well ...... Lakers have made me some nice bank off the last two performances.

[Giuseppe]

wouldn't be surprised if they lost this one as well

Yep, bottom has not yet been garnered.

[Ashy Larry]

I think they'll pull this one out especially with no Brooks or Yao but Scola might go for fifty especially if Pau continue to look like a long clitoris in the paint

[Giuseppe]

Just thank Christ Ariza ain't there no more. He'd pull [A Conley] on us for sure.

[wanggi]

You want to bet with me, Dubs?

You lose you disappear till 2011

I lose I disappear till 2011

You gonna walk tall, or, crawl like a snake, belly draggin'?

There is a shadow of Wangi over the way you talk, buddy.:toast

[Giuseppe]

I ain't seen you since Kobe airballed it and Artest made JRich sorry.

O & 43! is comin', Wangi. Just as sure as the turnin' of the earth.

[Hooks]

Scola's gonna go off for 40+

[wanggi]

I ain't seen you since Kobe airballed it and Artest made JRich sorry.

O & 43! is comin', Wangi. Just as sure as the turnin' of the earth.

Not only 0 & 43, 0 & 46, at least. Anyway, so what?

[Giuseppe]

Not only 0 & 43, 0 & 46, at least. Anyway, so what?

I'm just checkin' assholes.

[wanggi]

I'm just checkin' assholes.

Pass me the enema first dude.

[djohn2oo8]

no way they lakeshow lose to these shits

[Giuseppe]

Dubs said "We ready."

tee, hee.

[Double-Up]

Don't be mad old man cause we trying to get a top pick and rebuild after the failure called the Yao Ming era...

[djohn2oo8]

Don't be mad old man cause we trying to get a top pick and rebuild after the failure called the Yao Ming era...

:toast

[rickross]

Don't be mad old man cause we trying to get a top pick and rebuild after the failure called the Yao Ming era...

it's pure genius how adleman plays brooks and kevin martin and inflates their stats knowing that they're useless and that he'd get much more win without playing them.

Keeps no defense scrubs at good market value, tanks to a high pick while waiting on yao to expire and gives rooks enough PT to grow. Dat nigga coach of your is a pro.

[Giuseppe]

Don't be mad old man cause we trying to get a top pick and rebuild after the failure called the Yao Ming era...

Please Dubs. You'd a bet me if I hadn't made that ELE Thread. But, the other guys influenced you.

You're such a tanger.

[TheMACHINE]

Sig bet anyone? :)

[Giuseppe]

They're chickenshit, MACHINE.

[djohn2oo8]

Sig bet anyone? :)

yea

[TheMACHINE]

yea

you dont count...you havent even posted since September 25.

[djohn2oo8]

you dont count...you havent even posted since September 25.

So i have to post hea 24/7? :lmao

[Texas_Ranger]

Lakers by 15

[djohn2oo8]

if the lakeshow lose, a complete meltdown would be in effect

[Giuseppe]

if the lakeshow lose, a complete meltdown would be in effect

You casting us down.

:rolleyes

[noob cake]

lakers won't lose

Kobe goes for his 30 on 50% as usual against us. The rapist never has a single off night against Houston.

[IronMexican]

Morey! Morey! Morey! Morey!

[djohn2oo8]

Morey! Morey! Morey! Morey!

fiyuhhhh his ass

[Giuseppe]

The rapist never has a single off night against Houston.

He's in almost slow motion, like he's running in molasses. He started off the season like the wind. Now he's laboring to get to his sweet spots only to find resistance there waiting on him.

[TheMACHINE]

So i have to post hea 24/7? :lmao

shit son..at least post here once every 3 months. :p:

[djohn2oo8]

shit son..at least post here once every 3 months. :p:

Just took a vacation, now im back, you still got the Machine gang goin? :toast

[TheMACHINE]

Just took a vacation, now im back, you still got the Machine gang goin? :toast

since you were on vacation, i want to inform you that your fellow Rocketeer, Double-Up, has joined the Machine Posee with his sig bet on opening night. :toast

[djohn2oo8]

since you were on vacation, i want to inform you that your fellow Rocketeer, Double-Up, has joined the Machine Posee with his sig bet on opening night. :toast

lol good to know the posse is expanding

[frodo]

since you were on vacation, i want to inform you that your fellow Rocketeer, Double-Up, has joined the Machine Posee with his sig bet on opening night. :toast

Double-Up is one of the handful of morons who're retarded enough to have a sigbet with you. they may possibly win the bet but you will never admit the lose, it's just a game you never lose. if you got some luck and won then the retard who was defeated in the sigbet would have to wear the same stinking sigs for several months or some.

[TheMACHINE]

noob cake should take this bet!

[DPG21920]

Why does the Machine love sig bets so much?

[Double-Up]

Why does the Machine love sig bets so much?

That's a great fucking question.

[Agloco]

You want to bet with me, Dubs?

You lose you disappear till 2011

I lose I disappear till 2011

You gonna walk tall, or, crawl like a snake, belly draggin'?

I smell 4 losses in a row.

[TheMACHINE]

Why does the Machine love sig bets so much?

would you like to reserve a bet for the first Lakers-Spurs game?

[DPG21920]

No, I don't do sigs. I have that option turned off...

[AussieFanKurt]

fucking martin in my fantasy team, love having 7 missed shots and no made in the 1st alone.

[TheMACHINE]

im listening to the Houston telecast...thier announcers are pretty good. I was listening to the Boston/Portland game a few mins earlier and i wanted to kill myself.

[ohmwrecker]

im listening to the Houston telecast...thier announcers are pretty good. I was listening to the Boston/Portland game a few mins earlier and i wanted to kill myself.

Blargh! I can't stand Clyde Drexler.

[Giuseppe]

I'm as nervous as a sissy at Boy's Town over this game.

[VBM]

Blargh! I can't stand Clyde Drexler.

They need to bring back the Murph!

[DPG21920]

Boston/Portland is the absolute worst combo you could have to listen to.

[KapitanTutan]

6th L aint coming.

rockets are just too shitty.

[Ditty]

lol at that spurs fan in the parker jersey at the game

[noob cake]

Only in the game because of Chuck Hayes offensive explosion :ihit:ihit:ihit

lol we so bad

[Spursmania]

I'm as nervous as a sissy at Boy's Town over this game.


Seriously, these are the Rockets.:rolleyes

[Kai]

Boston/Portland is the absolute worst combo you could have to listen to.

nice avatar bro :tu

[Fpoonsie]

Ridiculous call against Miller FOR fucking BARNES of all people...

[Ace]

Blake fucking up

[HarlemHeat37]

Houston has some of the worst announcers in the NBA, but their Kobe bashing is pretty entertaining:lol..

[Fpoonsie]

Hill is the poorman's Mahinmi.

[jestersmash]

Don't insult Jordan Hill like that.

[jestersmash]

Mahinmi is one of the biggest fucking vaginas you'll ever see on the court. He won't take any shot if he's under even an iota of pressure.

He's a waste on offense. The only thing he brings is size.

Jordan Hill at least has some game in the post.

[DesignatedT]

Refs practically giving the Lakers this game and they still can't pull away. lmao

[Kai]

Hill has been a bright spot tonight.

[DJ Mbenga]

another weak pf owning gasol.

[HarlemHeat37]

Battier couldn't get a call there?..really?..

[icem]

lol fakers

[HarlemHeat37]

Lakers receiving some nice whistles down the stretch..

[HarlemHeat37]

:lol Battier is absolutely torching Kobe..

[Kai]

Battier!

[icem]

kome gettin lit up by battier

[DPG21920]

Cully's balloon knot tightening up.

[sribb43]

So when is Kobe going to request a trade?

[KapitanTutan]

:rolleyes

[LoneStarState'sPride]

wtf is going on in here?

[DPG21920]

Martin, so unclutch.

[DPG21920]

Kobe chucking a half court 3 :lol

[jestersmash]

$tern just called in the travel.

[LoneStarState'sPride]

Dagger from Battier, coming up. Wow.

[LnGrrrR]

Buttholes be getting tight! :lol

[Ghazi]

wow

[sribb43]

Who's your daddy?

BATTIER

[jestersmash]

And Kobe being Kobe.

[HarlemHeat37]

:lol Fisher is killing the Lakers tonight..Laker fans are going to hate him even more than they already do..

[DesignatedT]

lol lakers.

[Quit Hatin']

yawn... wake me up when the playoffs start faggots.

[LoneStarState'sPride]

Seriously, lakers?

[KapitanTutan]

Buttholes be getting tighter! :lol

[IronMexican]

So sick and tired of Kobe. That 3 was retarded.

[Ghazi]

yawn... wake me up when the playoffs start faggots.

:rolleyes

[LoneStarState'sPride]

yawn... wake me up when the playoffs start faggots.

Stealin' quotes from late-Duncan era Spurs fans like a mofo :lol

[Ace]

LakaLuva is gonna start a page full of Spurs threads if they lose this one.

[KapitanTutan]

brick me a wall kobe

[DPG21920]

Kobe sending a message by shooting so much from half court?

[Trainwreck2100]

lol kobe

[Hooks]

Wow, the Lakers fucken suck.

[Quit Hatin']

championship syndrome.

[DJ Mbenga]

you can understand a pg raping the lakers even a fluke run by battier, because kobe never guards specialists, but jordan hill raping gasol. thats just unacceptable.

[Ace]

yawn... wake me up when the playoffs start faggots.

Lol butthurt statement

[jestersmash]

So sick and tired of Kobe. That 3 was retarded.

Blasphemy. We don't ever talk about Kobe in those terms.

It's all Pau's fault get it through your head.

[DPG21920]

Rockets showing a lot of heart.

[IronMexican]

I don't think it's possible for me to like Kobe any less than I do this season. 3 years 90 million.

[Quit Hatin']

Lol butthurt statement

lol miami.

[Texas_Ranger]

lol lol lol

[VBM]

Rox get that 2nd seed syndrome against LA, apparently

[Hemotivo]

:lmao

[IronMexican]

Blasphemy. We don't ever talk about Kobe in those terms.

It's all Pau's fault get it through your head.

Your pretty retarded, brah. I dont think any Laker fan rips Kobe as much as I do. He simply isn't that good, and never was. The NBA is a bigs league, which is why Howard is going to win more titles than anyone else this decade.

[Darth_Pelican]

At least the Lakers kept it close.

[Red Hawk #21]

Battier Ftw

[icem]

hahahahahahaahahahahah


lakers nowhere near the spurs. fakers basically 6th in the western conference now... ROFL

[BanditHiro]

At least the Lakers kept it close.

:p:

[Ghazi]

Your pretty retarded, brah. I dont think any Laker fan rips Kobe as much as I do. He simply isn't that good, and never was. The NBA is a bigs league, which is why Howard is going to win more titles than anyone else this decade.

:rolleyes

[Ace]

lol miami.

We're the defending champs :cry :cry :cry


:lmao butthurt faggot

[jestersmash]

Your pretty retarded, brah. I dont think any Laker fan rips Kobe as much as I do. He simply isn't that good, and never was. The NBA is a bigs league, which is why Howard is going to win more titles than anyone else this decade.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_kPH0ZxIXBA8/SqkYJor8qoI/AAAAAAAABoM/5gHTnSsx4rM/s400/KOBE+UMAD.jpg

[Texas Chili Dog]

Kobe can't shoot worth a shit this season. Under 43% :lol

[IronMexican]

Kobe can't shoot worth a shit this season. Under 43% :lol

He's channeling his inner NBA Finals this season.

[HarlemHeat37]

Gasol playing horribly tonight, too..it's pretty obvious the minutes have been killing him..he's in the top 5 in minutes this season, IIRC, the only big on the list..he doesn't seem like he's the type of big that can play heavy minutes like that, while having to anchor a D..

[Iceman101]

lol Kobe got lit up

[IronMexican]

Gasol playing horribly tonight, too..it's pretty obvious the minutes have been killing him..he's in the top 5 in minutes this season, IIRC, the only big on the list..he doesn't seem like he's the type of big that can play heavy minutes like that, while having to anchor a D..

He's been playing heavy minutes for as long as he's been in LA. Finally catching up to him. LA needs Bynum pretty bad, cause Caracter(sp?) shouldn't be getting so many minutes.

[Red Hawk #21]

Good win by the Rockets, but why is it that Kevin Martin tries to draw contact on every single shot?

[LnGrrrR]

He's been playing heavy minutes for as long as he's been in LA. Finally catching up to him. LA needs Bynum pretty bad, cause Caracter(sp?) shouldn't be getting so many minutes.

I don't know if you can rest your hopes on Bynum staying healthy.

[Man In Black]

He's been playing heavy minutes for as long as he's been in LA. Finally catching up to him. LA needs Bynum pretty bad, cause Caracter(sp?) shouldn't be getting so many minutes.

I remember Tobey saying that Character was a gem of a find, this year's DeJuan Blair. What a dumbass.

[LakasRool4eva]

kobe had a good game but cant do it all himself all the time................

[j.dizzle]

LA just has nobody to guard the basket right now..LO is not a great post defender & Gasol is looking extremely tired & lost out there lately. Caracter is a scrub.

[Trainwreck2100]

kobe had a good game but cant do it all himself all the time................

lT'S THE FUCKING ROCKETS

[j.dizzle]

Ppl shouldnt be too surprised anyways. Houston always gives LA a hard time for some reason even if they're missing a few players.

[DJ Mbenga]

I remember Tobey saying that Character was a gem of a find, this year's DeJuan Blair. What a dumbass.

looking at blair this yr. it looks accurate. its just not just bynum being missed its ratliff. a damn backup is needed. tonight sure caracter gave them minutes but that just means gasol rested but odom took on more minutes

[Killakobe81]

Gasol playing horribly tonight, too..it's pretty obvious the minutes have been killing him..he's in the top 5 in minutes this season, IIRC, the only big on the list..he doesn't seem like he's the type of big that can play heavy minutes like that, while having to anchor a D..

You are right but that is excuse making he has played like shit 5 of the last 6 ...

Fuck my team right now they my ni$$as but if they gonna play like bitches I will call them one and that includes Kobe ....

But LOL at that Pau MVP shit ... again. Pau is like Manu ...yes he makes key plays and when he plays well the team wins ...but Kobe is the duncan of our team the rock. the case is officially closed not that there realy was that strong of one ... we need bynum back, artestt o get a fucking clue in the triangle, put fish on ice until the playoffs and get a fusion of some balls back ....:bang

[Banzai]

Didn't see the game..but I will say something is definitely wrong with this team. As I mentioned in another thread..its 2007 all over again..started off hot..and slowly dwindled into a pile of shit.
Best team right now are the Spurs..and I wouldn't be surprised if the Lakers lost to them also. Another thing..I am guessing every team that is considered a scrub/.500 team is going to come into Staples and not be intimidated at all. Based on the last 4 games..they know a couple of things. Lakers play NO DEFENSE and if the Lakers get a double digit lead they will lose it anyways. Ya folks Lakers got issues.

[Kai]

djohn in this bitch, taking 3 month vacations and shit

[Koolaid_Man]

Didn't see the game..but I will say something is definitely wrong with this team. As I mentioned in another thread..its 2007 all over again..started off hot..and slowly dwindled into a pile of shit.
Best team right now are the Spurs..and I wouldn't be surprised if the Lakers lost to them also. Another thing..I am guessing every team that is considered a scrub/.500 team is going to come into Staples and not be intimidated at all. Based on the last 4 games..they know a couple of things. Lakers play NO DEFENSE and if the Lakers get a double digit lead they will lose it anyways. Ya folks Lakers got issues.

I know u frustrated and though life is complicated Laker Nation warriors must maintain composure at ease...:toast

We have a few issues of which I will do a knowledge transfer session with the board..

Lakers are playing with a pretty much depleted front line ( not excuses just solid facts):



Bynum ( our youngsta stud) Out
Gasol heavy minutes with a hamstring injury
Odom bone bruise in his foot
Theo Ratliff knee surgery out indefinitely

So there you have it...So we've lost a few more than we anticipated but it's nothing to panic about. We don't act like Heat fan who run, hide, and cower at the first cracklings of trouble. Nor are we irrational and delusional like Hornet, Thunder, Mav, Jazz, Bull, Rocket, and Suns fan, we're definitely not pissy, spineless, and most importantly dickless like Spur and Boston fan. Like I said maintain your composure, we are at WAR, we may lose some battles along the way but the WAR will be won...the title path goes through El Segundo and spoils of victory shall be paraded down Figueroa.

Be like Kool and take your cue from the Emperor himself:

After losing to the Rockets:

"Trust me we're fine," Bryant said. "Are we going to win a three-peat today? Probably not, because it’s not played today." - Kobe Bryant :toast

[TheMACHINE]

should have took the sig bet you fucking bitches!

[djohn2oo8]

should have took the sig bet you fucking bitches!

i took it but u said no :lol

[TheMACHINE]

i took it but u said no :lol

you're already in my Signature Membership Club.