Lakers playing like a bunch of jabronies

[LeOriax]

1.Kobe trying to shoot 12/10 difficulty shots with his eyes closed. Cant fucking guard battier. Legs are clearly fucked. has a 5% FG. And is a rapist/ roody poo candy ass.

2. Gasol looks like a chicken with his head cut off playing 45min a game. His choo choo train ran out of fuel. And his clitoris has takin over.

3. Bynum LOL. All I hear is glass shattering.

4. Ron, the people of QB would be dissapointed with his performence. I think its time to send in JVG to QB to calm them down.

5. Derek Fisher is playing so bad hes going to ask Mark Jackson for pointers. Hes like a former shell of his old self (LOL). Hand Down Man Down

6. Lamar is getting to much beef injection with that slob manifestation wife of his.

7. Phil Jackson is going back to brewing those magical herbs and spices. Its time for the colonel to just accept he should know his role and shut his mouth.

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[TinTin]

:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Red Hawk #21]

This thread wins lmfao, you just brought back so many childhood memories tbh. Man, I miss The Rock

[MavFan6488]

3. Bynum LOL. All I hear is glass shattering.

:lol

[Dexter..]

:rollin

[MavDynasty]

:tu

[BoricuaCJA]

:rollin:ihit:rollin

[BoricuaCJA]

O the memories of the WWF. The good times when wrestling was actually good.

[wanggi]

Now Cubby should hide till 2011.

[TheManFromAcme]

:lol

[Koolaid_Man]

1.Kobe trying to shoot 12/10 difficulty shots with his eyes closed. Cant fucking guard battier. Legs are clearly fucked. has a 5% FG. And is a rapist/ roody poo candy ass.

2. Gasol looks like a chicken with his head cut off playing 45min a game. His choo choo train ran out of fuel. And his clitoris has takin over.

3. Bynum LOL. All I hear is glass shattering.

4. Ron, the people of QB would be dissapointed with his performence. I think its time to send in JVG to QB to calm them down.

5. Derek Fisher is playing so bad hes going to ask Mark Jackson for pointers. Hes like a former shell of his old self (LOL). Hand Down Man Down

6. Lamar is getting to much beef injection with that slob manifestation wife of his.

7. Phil Jackson is going back to brewing those magical herbs and spices. Its time for the colonel to just accept he should know his role and shut his mouth.

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I know u frustrated and though life is complicated Laker Nation warriors must maintain composure at ease...:toast

We have a few issues of which I will do a knowledge transfer session with the board..

Lakers are playing with a pretty much depleted front line ( not excuses just solid facts):



Bynum ( our youngsta stud) Out
Gasol heavy minutes with a hamstring injury
Odom bone bruise in his foot
Theo Ratliff knee surgery out indefinitely

So there you have it...So we've lost a few more than we anticipated but it's nothing to panic about. We don't act like Heat fan who run, hide, and cower at the first cracklings of trouble. Nor are we irrational and delusional like Hornet, Thunder, Mav, Jazz, Bull, Rocket, and Suns fan, we're definitely not pissy, spineless, and most importantly dickless like Spur and Boston fan. Like I said maintain your composure, we are at WAR, we may lose some battles along the way but the WAR will be won...the title path goes through El Segundo and spoils of victory shall be paraded down Figueroa.

Be like Kool and take your cue from the Emperor himself:

After losing to the Rockets:

"Trust me we're fine," Bryant said. "Are we going to win a three-peat today? Probably not, because it’s not played today." - Kobe Bryant :toast