no one noticed that jared fogle the subway guy has died?? [Archive]

Glenn Holland

12-02-2010, 02:28 PM

http://jaredremembered.com/

http://jaredremembered.com/images/2008/04/index_06.jpg Jared S. Fogle, best known as the spokesman for Subway sandwich shop "The Subway Guy" Born December 1st, 1977 – Died yesterday at 4:43pm EST.

Blake

12-02-2010, 02:33 PM

snopes says he's alive

CosmicCowboy

12-02-2010, 02:34 PM

i thought he just ran a marathon?

Glenn Holland

12-02-2010, 02:34 PM

then why would someone start a website saying he was dead?
do people think that shit is funny?

ChumpDumper

12-02-2010, 02:37 PM

ElMuerto

12-02-2010, 02:37 PM

then why would someone start a website saying he was dead?
do people think that shit is funny?

:lmao

ChumpDumper

12-02-2010, 02:38 PM

i thought he just ran a marathon?The NYC marathon.

koriwhat

12-02-2010, 03:20 PM

Fat boy

12-02-2010, 03:43 PM

who fuckin cares about that dude anyhow? fuck jared and those nasty ass sandwiches at shitty ol subway!

btw, fatass couldn't lose the weight properly and instead got that stomach surgery shit. pathetic!

:flipoff koritwat!! Subway rocks!!

YoungB

12-02-2010, 04:02 PM

Cry Havoc

12-02-2010, 04:03 PM

PM5K

12-02-2010, 04:07 PM

I hear he got AIDS:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cc/SouthPark602.jpg

balli

12-02-2010, 04:24 PM

Aides, tbh.

Mr.Bottomtooth

12-02-2010, 04:25 PM

lol anti-Subway rage.

koriwhat

12-02-2010, 05:25 PM

:flipoff koritwat!! Subway rocks!!

serious?

Subway is the shit, maybe they didn't have the right kind of calf meat you were looking for

oh i see what you did... :toast

lol anti-Subway rage.

subway is just, well, shitty food.

Smart Ass

12-02-2010, 05:56 PM

subway is just, well, shitty food.

I like some of their sammiches. Eat fresh!!

koriwhat

12-02-2010, 06:04 PM

I like some of their sammiches. Eat fresh!!

more like, eat old shit that's low grade. i had friends back in the day work at subway and i used to eat it on the regular. that shit is disgusting!

Mr.Bottomtooth

12-02-2010, 09:22 PM

more like, eat old shit that's low grade. i had friends back in the day work at subway and i used to eat it on the regular. that shit is disgusting!

You ate disgusting shit on the regular.

Hooks

12-02-2010, 09:39 PM

Subway is mediocre at best, the food is just too boring.

Whataburger's 5-3-1 pwns the shit outta whatever subway has!

Wendy's, Whataburger, Carls Jr.>>>>Subway

Jack in the box tastes like shit except for their curly fries and those new sandwiches <3

IronMaxipad

12-02-2010, 09:50 PM

In-n-out >>>> Whatava the fuk you just posted.

tbh

Hooks

12-02-2010, 10:14 PM

In-n-out >>>> Whatava the fuk you just posted.

tbh

In n out is for people who don't know shit about real burgers, their fries are pretty crappy even though they're fresh and their burgers are small and mediocre at best.

CINCO TRES UNO BITCH!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_t15VNB6QlV0/TOsO6cos34I/AAAAAAAAAAM/7rc8VBPxzV4/s1600/LRwhataburger1122.jpg

ShoogarBear

12-02-2010, 10:22 PM

You ate disgusting shit on the regular.

:lmao

FuzzyLumpkins

12-02-2010, 11:02 PM

more like, eat old shit that's low grade. i had friends back in the day work at subway and i used to eat it on the regular. that shit is disgusting!

Lol you have calf tats and are a male secretary. How can you possibly talk shit about low grade?

Subway Employee

12-02-2010, 11:19 PM

What kind of cheese?

DMX7

12-03-2010, 02:22 AM

It's the new (as in 2008 new) to start rumors that a "celebrity" has died.

Fpoonsie

12-03-2010, 02:28 AM

Fucking LOVE the 5-3-1 burger, sans the "5".

mojorizen7

12-03-2010, 03:31 AM

This burger joint in Chandler AZ will keep you coming back for more,although i haven't been there in awhile....still digesting maybe.
ANd yeah,those ladies are your servers. They'll bring you cigarettes after your meal.
Notice the 5th of Jack Daniels in the background....yeah.
The anti-Subway diet.
http://www.heartattackgrill.com/map.html
http://www.iill.net/wp-content/uploads/images/heart-attack-grill.jpg

koriwhat

12-03-2010, 12:12 PM

Lol you have calf tats and are a male secretary. How can you possibly talk shit about low grade?

whatup mr wannabe hardass?! must take skills to follow the heard huh?

btw, keep eating your veggie fresh disgusting subway sandwiches you little bitch faggot!

Wilford Brimley

12-03-2010, 12:17 PM

whatup mr wannabe hardass?! must take skills to follow the heard huh?

btw, keep eating your veggie fresh disgusting subway sandwiches you little bitch faggot!

*herd.

tbh I think a veggie fresh sub is a smarter investment than calftats. Maybe I'm in the minority, though.

ChumpDumper

12-03-2010, 02:19 PM

Subway is fine, if bland. Kind of a default meal when I'm not in the mood to think of going anywhere else.

RandomGuy

12-03-2010, 02:35 PM

Subway is fine, if bland. Kind of a default meal when I'm not in the mood to think of going anywhere else.

You can stuff your sandwich with a lot of veggies and pass on the fatty sauces, so I really like Subway as a way to get my veggie count for the day.

Cry Havoc

12-03-2010, 02:43 PM

Subway is fine, if bland. Kind of a default meal when I'm not in the mood to think of going anywhere else.

Exactly. :tu

Get the oven roasted chicken breast with the Southwest Chipotle sauce. It's decent.

boutons_deux

12-03-2010, 02:47 PM

Subway's foot-long with tuna or turkey,

mixed-grain or whole wheat, not toasted

hold the cheese,

ALL the veggies ("yes, jalapenos". They always ask, as if jalapenos weren't veg)

Italian dressing

for $5 is about the best fresh food/fast deal deal in USA.

FuzzyLumpkins

12-03-2010, 03:03 PM

whatup mr wannabe hardass?! must take skills to follow the heard huh?

btw, keep eating your veggie fresh disgusting subway sandwiches you little bitch faggot!

Its herd dumbass and its truthful information. You do have calftats, you are a male receptionist, and that is low class. Its like saying that the sky is blue or that water is wet. It just is.

If I ma going to go national sandwich chain I am going Blimpie myself, but I will not sandwich rage with stupid looking tattoos on the backs of my calves.

Drachen

12-03-2010, 03:04 PM

You ate disgusting shit on the regular.

http://walterfootball.com/images/fball/look1306.jpg

NOO!!!!

ChumpDumper

12-03-2010, 03:05 PM

Exactly. :tu

Get the oven roasted chicken breast with the Southwest Chipotle sauce. It's decent.That's my hot sandwich/fat sauce choice. w/ jalapenos, lettuce and onions.

Blake

12-03-2010, 04:07 PM

I generally prefer Quizno's over anything Subway has to offer if I go the quick sandwich shop route.

MannyIsGod

12-03-2010, 04:31 PM

I generally prefer Quizno's over anything Subway has to offer if I go the quick sandwich shop route.

All the fucking Quiznos here have gone out of business. Sucks balls.

koriwhat

12-03-2010, 04:49 PM

Its herd dumbass and its truthful information. You do have calftats, you are a male receptionist, and that is low class. Its like saying that the sky is blue or that water is wet. It just is.

If I ma going to go national sandwich chain I am going Blimpie myself, but I will not sandwich rage with stupid looking tattoos on the backs of my calves.

typos, oh no!

low class is you and the rest of the chumps dissin' on me daily here at ST. yall ain't got shit on me!

your little weak ass ween lovin bitchass aint shit!

koriwhat

12-03-2010, 04:50 PM

All the fucking Quiznos here have gone out of business. Sucks balls.

i like the Q but i'd never eat another subway sandwich unless it's free and even then i'd probably turn it down these days.

ChumpDumper

12-03-2010, 05:38 PM

Quiznos is always somehow out of the way for me compared to other shops. I'll get a Schlotzsky's turkey guacamole if I feel going slightly upscale. Most of the time I'm just making my own sandwiches and saving a lot of money.

koriwhat

12-03-2010, 06:03 PM

Most of the time I'm just making my own sandwiches and saving a lot of money.

:tu