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desflood
05-25-2005, 07:19 PM
Woman Calls 911 With Pizza Complaint Wed May 25, 7:08 AM ET



CHARLOTTE, N.C. - An 86-year-old woman was jailed after police said she called 911 dispatchers 20 times in a little more than a half-hour — all to complain that a pizza parlor wouldn't deliver.


Dorothy Densmore was charged with misusing the 911 system, a jail spokeswoman said.

She told dispatchers Sunday that a local pizza shop refused to deliver a pie to her south Charlotte apartment, said Officer Mandy Giannini. She also complained that someone at the shop called her a "crazy old coot," Giannini said.

Densmore wanted them arrested. Instead, police came to arrest her, and she resisted, Giannini said.

It's unusual for someone to face charges for nonemergency calls, Giannini said. But on Sunday, Densmore kept calling 911, even after she was told to stop, Giannini said.

When an officer arrived at her apartment, the 5-foot-tall, 98-pound woman attacked him, Giannini said. Densmore scratched him, kicked and bit his hand, she said.

Densmore also is charged with resisting a public officer and two counts of misusing the 911 system, jail records show.

King
05-25-2005, 08:23 PM
Making it all the more funny....here she is:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0525051densmore1.jpg

johnny00
05-25-2005, 08:31 PM
Where's the beef?

:lmao

Damn funny article

Guru of Nothing
05-25-2005, 08:56 PM
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0525051densmore1.jpg

Shelly!!!

SpursWoman
05-25-2005, 09:15 PM
oooooooooooooo, you in troooooouuuuuuubbbbbbbbblllllllle!!!!!!



:lol :rollin

ShoogarBear
05-25-2005, 09:22 PM
That musta been some hella-good pizza.

Guru of Nothing
05-25-2005, 09:23 PM
oooooooooooooo, you in troooooouuuuuuubbbbbbbbblllllllle!!!!!!



:lol :rollin

I meant to say, Shelly looks hot.

iminlakerland
05-25-2005, 09:31 PM
Dude shes OLD...i wonder if shes somewhat losing it.

Clandestino
05-25-2005, 09:50 PM
maybe they had taken her fucking pension money and wouldn't deliver her pizza.. that is stealing. the jury is still out!

GoldToe
05-25-2005, 10:17 PM
Hey, can you blame the woman for wanting a pizza someone's ass?

3rdCoast
05-25-2005, 11:05 PM
That G'Ma is crazzzzyyyyyy

blaze89
05-26-2005, 12:14 AM
Is there a link? Or is this on Smoking Gun???

Vashner
05-26-2005, 05:24 AM
Crazy Lady: I WANT BEEF!! Pizza..
Pizza store: uh.. sorry maam we don't sell that kind
Crazy Lady: what i'll kill you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gatita
05-26-2005, 07:47 AM
Pobresita :depressed Esta loca.

Taco
05-26-2005, 07:48 AM
Woman Calls 911 With Pizza Complaint

911 Operator: "911 what is your emergency?"

Crazy Old Lady: "That damn pizza parlor won't deliver my pizza"

911 Operator: "Did you want us to go out and shoot the manager?"

SpursWoman
05-26-2005, 07:50 AM
:lmao @ Taco!

Flea
05-26-2005, 07:51 AM
Aw, poor old lady. I feel kind of sorry for her.

Flea
05-26-2005, 07:51 AM
Shelly!!!




:lol

blaze89
05-26-2005, 07:55 AM
Making it all the more funny....here she is:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0525051densmore1.jpg


Does she look like the Noid to you?

http://www.gasolinealleyantiques.com/images/Bendys%20Page/bendy-noid.JPG

bigzak25
05-26-2005, 08:41 AM
damn GoN.... :lol


shelly, you look hawt.

MannyIsGod
05-26-2005, 09:37 AM
:lol @ taco

desflood
05-26-2005, 12:10 PM
Is there a link? Or is this on Smoking Gun???
http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-pizza26.html

MannyIsGod
05-26-2005, 12:11 PM
I think she needs to get the chair.

Gatita
05-26-2005, 12:20 PM
I think she needs to get the chair.

Are you the resurrected one? :lol

iminlakerland
05-26-2005, 02:28 PM
Man i loved the Noid video game on Nintendo. God knows i played that game over and over!

samikeyp
05-26-2005, 02:32 PM
Delivered in 30 minutes...or you can call the police.

Taco
05-26-2005, 02:57 PM
911 Operator: "911 what is your emergency?"

Crazy Old Lady: "That damn pizza parlor won't deliver my pizza"

911 Operator: "Did you want us to go out and shoot the manager?"


http://www.dfw.com/multimedia/dfw/news/FWslideshows/911/shoot.html

johnny00
05-26-2005, 06:34 PM
So Manny, User, Taco and me are the only ones to listen to Rome???

ididnotnothat
05-27-2005, 07:35 AM
She just needs to go to the old crazy folks home, preferably somewhere within the Hut's delivery zone.