Texas just got serious...

[BlairForceDejuan]

Texas Ranger Chuck Norris.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/12/03/chuck-norris-texas-ranger_n_791952.html

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/224821/thumbs/s-CHUCK-NORRIS-TEXAS-RANGER-large.jpg

[Duff McCartney]

Of course. The only person as bat shit crazy as Rick Perry is probably Chuck Norris. I think Chuck Norris wants Rick Perry to name him Vice President of the revived Confederate States of America when Perry ultimately declares himself President of the Confederacy.

[ChumpDumper]

It's good to know Perry is concentrating on the important issues facing Texas, like making sure people buy his book and making a fake ranger a fake ranger.

[DJ Mbenga]

sons, this is an important deal. look at this face how can you deny him?

http://image.toutlecine.com/photos/w/a/l/walker-texas-ranger-tv-01-g.jpg

[boutons_deux]

He's as dumb as St Ronnie, with even less acting talent.

Did any male above a psychological age of 13 watch his TV shit? He's right up there with the Muscles from Brussels and Knight Rider.

[Winehole23]

I saw the Octagon when I was about thirteen and I'm still a fan of Return of the Dragon. Not so much b/c Chuck Norris is in it, but that was a draw too. I was about eight when Return came out.

[H Town]

Hopefully one day Texas will secede from the union...

[boutons_deux]

secede? Texas can't quit sucking on Alan Simpson's federal tits, never mind secede.

[jack sommerset]

They should name the US/Mexico border after Chuck Norris because nobody crosses Chuck and lives.

[Drachen]

They should name the US/Mexico border after Chuck Norris because nobody crosses Chuck and lives.

See this is why I never put anyone on ignore. I would miss things like this. Thanks Jack!

[The Reckoning]

i liked his show because he never bitched and complained...just kicked ass. only he could make a roundhouse through someones windshield look realistic.

[Winehole23]

Fight for your country and state. And together, we can reawaken our country... America has fallen asleep at the wheel and it's time for her to wake up before it's too late. It's up to us; and this book is my way of showing where we can start.http://townhall.com/columnists/ChuckNorris/2008/09/16/the_coming_revolution/page/2

[Winehole23]

When I appeared on Glenn Beck's radio show (http://www.glennbeck.com/content/articles/article/196/22220/), he told me that someone had asked him, "Do you really believe that there is going to be trouble in the future?" And he answered, "If this country starts to spiral out of control and Mexico melts down or whatever, if it really starts to spiral out of control, before America allows a country to become a totalitarian country (which it would have under I think the Republicans as well in this situation; they were taking us to the same place, just slower), Americans won't stand for it. There will be parts of the country that will rise up." Then Glenn asked me and his listening audience, "And where's that going to come from?" He answered his own question, "Texas, it's going to come from Texas. Do you agree with that Chuck?" I replied, "Oh yeah!" Definitely.


It was these types of thoughts that led me to utter the tongue-n-cheek frustration on Glenn Beck's radio show (http://www.glennbeck.com/content/articles/article/196/22220/), "I may run for president of Texas!"
I'm not saying that other states won't muster the gumption to stand and secede, but Texas has the history to prove it. http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=91103

[boutons_deux]

"Americans won't stand for it"

Right, everybody will get on their martial arts gear and ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhUkGIsKvn0

[The Reckoning]

well i do agree that if the country spirals out of control, texas has the capacity to better sustain itself than most other states.

[boutons_deux]

"capacity to better sustain itself than most other states"

Don't worry, the country is in full control of the oligarchy, and plenty of them live in TX.

[DMX7]

He probably needs money really badly. I hear the Total Gym isn't selling like it used to.

[boutons_deux]

Bayou Fitness has much better equivalent for 1/4 the price

[boutons_deux]

More likely, he sees how pitbull bitch takes ignorance and stupidity, which is strong among red-staters, all the way to the bank.

[George Gervin's Afro]

his fake hair and teeth are really hard to ignore..

[TeyshaBlue]

his fake hair and teeth are really hard to ignore..

He's wearing a rug?:wow

[DarrinS]

"honorary member"


IMO, it's much worse to give someone an honorary PhD.


The list of celebs with those is too long to list here.

[Duff McCartney]

"honorary member"


IMO, it's much worse to give someone an honorary PhD.


The list of celebs with those is too long to list here.

How is that much worse? Neither Chuck Norris nor anyone who receives an honorary PhD has done anything close to the work that is required to receive the real version of either Ranger or PhD.

That list of celebs can't be too long to list here. I'm sure you're just pulling shit out of your ass like always.

[BlairForceDejuan]

The hate displayed in this thread for The Great Chuck Norris is quite astounding imo. This man belongs up there with Stephen F. Austin!

[Winehole23]

(BlairForceGuano)

[BlairForceDejuan]

Walker: Texas Ranger was the state's biggest crime deterrent in the 90's. That's just a fact.

[Winehole23]

(Blair Force Winds)

[FuzzyLumpkins]

Texas Ranger Chuck Norris.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/12/03/chuck-norris-texas-ranger_n_791952.html

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/224821/thumbs/s-CHUCK-NORRIS-TEXAS-RANGER-large.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_B1LlYh6iKqs/TL9_bq-pqlI/AAAAAAAADGA/i-KWwQFPtW8/s1600/geraldo-rivera.jpg

[boutons_deux]

Texas Ranger Chuck Norris.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/12/03/chuck-norris-texas-ranger_n_791952.html

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/224821/thumbs/s-CHUCK-NORRIS-TEXAS-RANGER-large.jpg

Always gotta have assholes in Sunday-go-to-meeting cowboy hats if it's about Texas. I wonder if dickless is packing heat, too?