Gonna be a daddy...

[Heath Ledger]

Yup found out on Friday. Will update when I know when the due date is and if its a boy or girl.

[ALVAREZ6]

Congrats! Just make sure you don't OD on any drugs so you can be there for your daughter, Heath.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Congrats man :tu

[DPG21920]

I have a spring loaded baby bottle...$23.00 + shipping. Free Baby Formula Mace with the purchase.

[Heath Ledger]

ill take two DPG

[The Reckoning]

your poker playing days are over.

[KapitanTutan]

http://www.export-forum.com/americas/brazil-diapers/images/geriatric_diaper.gif

[duncan228]

Congrats Heath. Best of luck to you all.

[DPG21920]

lol congrats.

[Heath Ledger]

Poker is perfectly good excuse to be a horrible father. :)

[frodo]

meaning you will have no sex for several months from now on, time to pick up masturbation

[CubanSucks]

http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii210/Liam_Wolff/CoolStoryHansel.jpg


it's probably not even yours

[Dr. Gonzo]

Good luck being miserable for the next 20 or so years of your life.

[RoddyBukkake]

Q7EGWwQwYgE

[thispego]

Yup found out on Friday. Will update when I know when the due date is and if its a boy or girl.

who cares scro? every baby after lil'pego is meaningless anyways...

and please, i beg of you, dont bring any more ugly babies into the world. that's asking too much of you, im sure.

[BRHornet45]

son put the majority of your money into an offshore bank account asap. trust me on this. always plan for worse case scenario.

[KapitanTutan]

http://www.export-forum.com/americas/brazil-diapers/images/geriatric_diaper.gif

and a shit load of patience

[BUMP]

Yup found out on Friday. Will update when I know when the due date is and if its a boy or girl.

Brool story Co,

http://knowyourmeme.com/system/icons/292/original/1245446936155.jpg?1248849546

[LnGrrrR]

Yup found out on Friday. Will update when I know when the due date is and if its a boy or girl.

Congrats! It's tiring as hell, but amazingly worthwhile. It's like you take a lifetime of dreams and make them real, wondering which ones will become reality.

[Fpoonsie]

It's like you take a lifetime of dreams and make them real, wondering which ones will become reality.

Jesus CHRIST. I'm a fan of yours, Ln, but didn't you forget to add "Every kiss begins with Kay" at the end of that nauseatingly sappy shit?

[Roddy Beaubois]

and please, i beg of you, dont bring any more ugly babies into the world. that's asking too much of you, im sure.

lol thispedo would want more good looking babies to creep on

[koriwhat]

congrats man!

all of my friends are parents now and that shit's crazy! i never thought i'd want a kid and i still don't believe i should have one but the fact remains the same, you interact with a kid from birth and they grow around you and take their first steps... even as a friend of the parent of that kid, i'm definitely moved.

my best friends' wife just had a kid and she actually gave birth on the side of the road, headed for the midwife thing. i just saw their kid today on skype and it's incredible.

life is a trip. no fuckin' doubt! ride the rattler! fiesta texas isn't far, really.

[Bukefal]

:toast Congratulations

[Creepn]

My advice is: Don't carry your baby, you will regret it.

[TDMVPDPOY]

I have a spring loaded baby bottle...$23.00 + shipping. Free Baby Formula Mace with the purchase.

is that formala mace from china which comes with melamime :D:D:D

[Jesus]

Jesus CHRIST. I'm a fan of yours, Ln, but didn't you forget to add "Every kiss begins with Kay" at the end of that nauseatingly sappy shit?

Leave me out of this. A new life is reason to celebrate!

[lefty]

COngrats :tu

Now go buy tons of coffee @ Costco

You are going to need it

[JoeChalupa]

Congrats!!

[lil'mo]

Congrats! It's tiring as hell, but amazingly worthwhile. It's like you take a lifetime of dreams and make them real, wondering which ones will become reality.

lol you'd have to be a sappy little queer to feel this way about it :lol

[LnGrrrR]

Jesus CHRIST. I'm a fan of yours, Ln, but didn't you forget to add "Every kiss begins with Kay" at the end of that nauseatingly sappy shit?

:lmao

Before I posted, I'm like, "This is the gayest sounding shit ever". But you know what? I don't care. :)

[LnGrrrR]

lol you'd have to be a sappy little queer to feel this way about it :lol

LOL lil'homo
LOL not being able to produce children
LOL pecker too small to reach the vagina