tattoo'n

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[Frenzy]

Don't want to ask what body part that is..

[The Reckoning]

are those (knee)cap tats?

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[frodo]

calf tats sound the best

[KapitanTutan]

are those (knee)cap tats?

[CubanSucks]

that's a funny looking calf

[BlairForceDejuan]

why'd you tat a girl on the top of your dome brah?

[Dr. Gonzo]

Are you going to work primarily on the calf or will you branch out to other douchy parts of the body to tattoo like the lower back?

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[TDMVPDPOY]

should have cum comin out of her mouth

[symple19]

day 2 of practice... shading is a bit tough but whatever, in time i'll get this shit down!

http://i56.tinypic.com/mcqbdd.jpg
http://i53.tinypic.com/6i5u9i.jpg

btw, all freehand.

So is this a rendering of what you want to look like after your operation?

[benefactor]

just fruit for now... you'd know all about that, fresa!
Fruit? I thought apprentices practiced on pig skin.

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[lebomb]

yall some blind motherfuckers


:lmao :lmao :lmao

[marini martini]

So you quittin' your day job!!!:lmao

[mrsmaalox]

I'm not very artistic so, yea, I'm impressed :)

But I thought that was a potato. Now where does one obtain pig skin for practice? Is there some kind of tattoo supply place that sells it, or do you get some from pig processing places? I haven't seen any pigs running around with tats ;)

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

My first thought was that was on a potato. You should branch out and practice on some veal.

[marini martini]

I'm not very artistic so, yea, I'm impressed :)

I haven't seen any pigs running around with tats ;)


:lmao I have!!!!

[mrsmaalox]

:lmao I have!!!!

LOL yea, after I typed that I knew I was wrong :lol

[DeadlyDynasty]

Somewhere in America today there is an office with no one to make copies, coffee, or answer phone calls. :depressed

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[CuckingFunt]

I'm not very artistic so, yea, I'm impressed :)

But I thought that was a potato. Now where does one obtain pig skin for practice? Is there some kind of tattoo supply place that sells it, or do you get some from pig processing places? I haven't seen any pigs running around with tats ;)

Get a whole pig from the butcher?

[YoungB]

Just practice on your calves, they're already fucked up anyway

[mrsmaalox]

Get a whole pig from the butcher?

Well sure, but that's a lot of pig to deal with when you only want to use the skin......maybe he could have a post-practice luau?

[CosmicCowboy]

So you are practicing to be a tattoo artist?

Thats like the guy in 1920 apprenticing to learn how to make buggy whips.

Most of the idiots have already been inked.

The futures in tattoo removal. You might want to start practicing on your calves.

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[CubanSucks]

So you are practicing to be a tattoo artist?

Thats like the guy in 1920 apprenticing to learn how to make buggy whips.

Most of the idiots have already been inked.

The futures in tattoo removal. You might want to start practicing on your calves.

Angry grandpa says tattoos are out? :depressed

[DeadlyDynasty]

misconception... i only answer phone calls, all else is just make believe. god this job sucks!

What about your burgeoning career as an artist? You should sell your work and inspire others

[Ignignokt]

really? tattoos have gone on since the dawn of time man, shit ain't changin' anytime soon and as a matter of fact i believe more people these days are getting tatted up. just look at the nba and the amount of tattoos that have infiltrated that league over the past decade.

except for calf tats.

In ancient times, tribal elders knew that for one to get calf tats would mean that he has signaled to the surrounding tribe that he is the "wife" of any man willing to meat him in wilderness, who'd want to commit a rite of passage by yanking the hair of said Calf tat tribal member, mount him and use his long hair as reigns. Said act of sodomy wouldn't endanger the status of the aggressor. Infact it would signal that he has thrown his hat in the ring for heir to succeed the chief when the time comes.

The sad thing is that tribe member whose name is Humble rabbit with Calf tats would never recieve proper respect. He would always be blamed for rain droughts, famines, and plagues. When this would happen the tribal elders would then take turns and run a train on said tribal member.


The only time any person of the Calf tat persuasion would have recieve any ounce of respect in any society would be in the rare matriarchal society. He would be subject to the finest meats and fruits, but his duties would be regulated to being the fluff boy for the husband the night before the marriage to serve as a test for how much the husband would desire the wife in order to gain her.

[YoungB]

except for calf tats.

In ancient times, tribal elders knew that for one to get calf tats would mean that he has signaled to the surrounding tribe that he is the "wife" of any man willing to meat him in wilderness, who'd want to commit a rite of passage by yanking the hair of said Calf tat tribal member, mount him and use his long hair as reigns. Said act of sodomy wouldn't endanger the status of the aggressor. Infact it would signal that he has thrown his hat in the ring for heir to succeed the chief when the time comes.

The sad thing is that tribe member whose name is Humble rabbit with Calf tats would never recieve proper respect. He would always be blamed for rain droughts, famines, and plagues. When this would happen the tribal elders would then take turns and run a train on said tribal member.


The only time any person of the Calf tat persuasion would have recieve any ounce of respect in any society would be in the rare matriarchal society. He would be subject to the finest meats and fruits, but his duties would be regulated to being the fluff boy for the husband the night before the marriage to serve as a test for how much the husband would desire the wife in order to gain her.

:lmao :rollin Man oh man..

[symple19]

except for calf tats.

In ancient times, tribal elders knew that for one to get calf tats would mean that he has signaled to the surrounding tribe that he is the "wife" of any man willing to meat him in wilderness, who'd want to commit a rite of passage by yanking the hair of said Calf tat tribal member, mount him and use his long hair as reigns. Said act of sodomy wouldn't endanger the status of the aggressor. Infact it would signal that he has thrown his hat in the ring for heir to succeed the chief when the time comes.

The sad thing is that tribe member whose name is Humble rabbit with Calf tats would never recieve proper respect. He would always be blamed for rain droughts, famines, and plagues. When this would happen the tribal elders would then take turns and run a train on said tribal member.


The only time any person of the Calf tat persuasion would have recieve any ounce of respect in any society would be in the rare matriarchal society. He would be subject to the finest meats and fruits, but his duties would be regulated to being the fluff boy for the husband the night before the marriage to serve as a test for how much the husband would desire the wife in order to gain her.

win :lmao

[DeadlyDynasty]

except for calf tats.

In ancient times, tribal elders knew that for one to get calf tats would mean that he has signaled to the surrounding tribe that he is the "wife" of any man willing to meat him in wilderness, who'd want to commit a rite of passage by yanking the hair of said Calf tat tribal member, mount him and use his long hair as reigns. Said act of sodomy wouldn't endanger the status of the aggressor. Infact it would signal that he has thrown his hat in the ring for heir to succeed the chief when the time comes.

The sad thing is that tribe member whose name is Humble rabbit with Calf tats would never recieve proper respect. He would always be blamed for rain droughts, famines, and plagues. When this would happen the tribal elders would then take turns and run a train on said tribal member.


The only time any person of the Calf tat persuasion would have recieve any ounce of respect in any society would be in the rare matriarchal society. He would be subject to the finest meats and fruits, but his duties would be regulated to being the fluff boy for the husband the night before the marriage to serve as a test for how much the husband would desire the wife in order to gain her.

:lmao

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[Ignignokt]

glad i don't spend my time wasted on anything pos iggy has to say. hey look, all you fags suckin' each other off in my very own thread. ewwww!

tbh.. you would have fared better had you just gone with your first option of getting a tattoo of Roger Mason jR on your lower back. Then you'd atleast have the common sense of not posting that act online.

[YoungB]

glad i don't spend my time wasted on anything pos iggy has to say. hey look, all you fags suckin' each other off in my very own thread. ewwww!

Lol refusing to acknowledge your rapist won't make him go away. This is happening believe it or not.

[dirk4mvp.]

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i82/mars40/fun/2006-05-30-tattoo-fantasy-island.jpg

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[CosmicCowboy]

and this is exactly what's wrong with ST. allowing you dumbfucks a voice to ruin every god damn thread started here, worthless fucks!

:lmao

Serious butt hurt he has...

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[CosmicCowboy]

mmm yes... old man's dick, limp it is! racism runs thick in blood. mmmm yes...

http://www.listphile.com/Yoda_Quotes_with_Video/May_the_Force_be_with_you_A_how-to_guide/image/Yoda.jpg

calf tats

















TRUMP

[Y0DA]

mmm yes... old man's dick, limp it is! racism runs thick in blood. mmmm yes...

http://www.listphile.com/Yoda_Quotes_with_Video/May_the_Force_be_with_you_A_how-to_guide/image/Yoda.jpg

:lmao :lmao

[DeadlyDynasty]

and this is exactly what's wrong with ST. allowing you dumbfucks a voice to ruin every god damn thread started here, worthless fucks!

true, this thread had so much potential

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[YoungB]

you're a horrible troll! btw, i could give a fuck whether or not neal raped that bitch or raped 10000 bitches, i don't give a fuck! who fuckin cares? you and only you it seems. gtfo of here!

Lol reaching, I was referring to Ignignokt performing open anus surgery on your rectum to correct that problem in your prostate, but you'd rather not read the diagnosis.

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[BUMP]

pretty good, imho :tu

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[CubanSucks]

pretty good, imho :tu


thanks man


http://s3.amazonaws.com/collegeotr/images/blogs/5db5f51c9b3dc4a950ca608309a0d696.jpg

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[timvp]

My first thought was that was on a potato. You should branch out and practice on some veal.

*tips hat*

[easjer]

*tips hat*

Oh Lord. I had to make him explain it to me. I think I'm sort of stupid tonight.

Impressive, SFIE, impressive.

[CuckingFunt]

Oh Lord. I had to make him explain it to me. I think I'm sort of stupid tonight.

Impressive, SFIE, impressive.

Took me a little bit, too, but I blame my fried brain on three days of paper writing with 2 1/2 hours of sleep.

[KapitanTutan]

except for calf tats.

In ancient times, tribal elders knew that for one to get calf tats would mean that he has signaled to the surrounding tribe that he is the "wife" of any man willing to meat him in wilderness, who'd want to commit a rite of passage by yanking the hair of said Calf tat tribal member, mount him and use his long hair as reigns. Said act of sodomy wouldn't endanger the status of the aggressor. Infact it would signal that he has thrown his hat in the ring for heir to succeed the chief when the time comes.

The sad thing is that tribe member whose name is Humble rabbit with Calf tats would never recieve proper respect. He would always be blamed for rain droughts, famines, and plagues. When this would happen the tribal elders would then take turns and run a train on said tribal member.


The only time any person of the Calf tat persuasion would have recieve any ounce of respect in any society would be in the rare matriarchal society. He would be subject to the finest meats and fruits, but his duties would be regulated to being the fluff boy for the husband the night before the marriage to serve as a test for how much the husband would desire the wife in order to gain her.

damn. this sounds/reads like a post from that bitch with an indian avatar

[Vinnie_Johnson]

Can someone post a picture of a cool calf tat? Really not sure what to get but I want to look bad ass.

[KapitanTutan]

Can someone post a picture of a cool calf tat? Teally not sure what to get but I want to look bad ass.

http://ts4.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=292953265459&id=d8f1be4c5cf566753 8c53adf11ce6cbd

imagine this on your claf bro

bad ass as it can get!

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[YoungB]

somewhere, a phone is ringing..

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[KapitanTutan]

make it stop

[YoungB]

yo koriwhat, you still stayin with karen and robert?

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[frodo]

just got done tattooing a portrait of ginobili but once i wiped the shit off it looked all fucked up. tattooing on grapefruit sucks!

shit seems cool but after a while the grapefruit's skin starts getting white blotches in it that ruins the artwork. man, if only i knew some dumbasses who would let me practice on them and in return they'd get free tats. oh well...
why seek other dumbasses when you already have one in yourself?

[DeadlyDynasty]

just got done tattooing a portrait of ginobili but once i wiped the shit off it looked all fucked up. tattooing on grapefruit sucks!

shit seems cool but after a while the grapefruit's skin starts getting white blotches in it that ruins the artwork. man, if only i knew some dumbasses who would let me practice on them and in return they'd get free tats. oh well...

There's always prison.

[Vinnie_Johnson]

all freehand with only a shader needle

http://i52.tinypic.com/2iu82td.jpg

Oh man that is the one I want sweet!:toast

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[YoungB]

yo koriwhat, you still stayin with karen and robert?

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[frodo]

yall trolls are hilarious... yall don't like me and yet, i can start 200000000000000 threads and i bet all you pussies would reply to all of them. shit, i don't even have to be the thread starter, i just have to post in a thread for yall bitches to come out of the closet yall reside in. smh
you will have been banned by your 20th straight gay thread imo, unless you are luscious enough to make YH cheat on his wife and make him connive to your excessive dumb trolling.

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[Kori Ellis]

yo koriwhat, you still stayin with karen and robert?


Stop posting people's personal information, or stop posting here. Thanks.

[KapitanTutan]

i have no idea who to take seriously on this site anymore... so i take no one serious. thanks though.

he was being sarcastic bro.

believe me.

[IronMaxipad]

Like a boss

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[The Gemini Method]

What are you going to base your specialty in? Color? Black and grey? Portraits? Do you have any idea or are you just going to learn whatever and go from there?

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[BUMP]

I'm a fan :tu

[Slydragon]

Well when you get really good....hook me up.

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[Ignignokt]

i'll let you know sly! once i get going on skin, i will be asking for volunteers and will be giving free tattoos. gotta buy an autoclave first and most definitely gotta practice more.

calf tats for all! :toast :king

no offense gubna, but there's no such thing as a free lunch. You will probably wise up sooner or later and have a stamps for tats type program.

You tatt their legs with your ink gun, and they stamp your crusty brown spider hole with their dicks. It only makes sense. Newtonian phsyics dictate so. And since we're not in the sub atomic level, there is no probability factor here, the laws of the natural world dictate that you will trade tatts for homosexual favors.


Having long hair as makeshift reigns will put you in a higher bargaining position with said fagles.

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[Ignignokt]

iggy, all day, in every thread i'm in... hmmm, it's gotta mean something? am i really that far off when i call you a fag?

What's really funny is that you're trollable, and i troll. Put one and one together right? addition and subtraction is a prerequisite skill required of all male secrateries, that and having no gag reflex and or flexibility to wrap your calf tats around your ears.

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[Ignignokt]

you don't troll cause if you did there'd be some sort of cleverness to your posts and there's none at all.

btw, secrEtaries is the word i think you're looking for.

I realize i misspelled the word, thanks for the heads up. But the first thought that came to mind is that you capitalized the E because your boss was pounding that shit relentlessly causing your eyes to dialate aswell as causing you to flinch for a second and punch the caps lock key.

It's not out of the realm, you're a male secretary.

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[Ignignokt]

hey look, another troll... probably another troll who belongs to the other troll or some other troll. the never ending cycle of shitty trolls plagues this site.

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[Ignignokt]

[Male Secretary Anthem]

Joey Tanner Connor Jethro Mann.
the name of the proudest male secretary in the land
If he can insert it nobody can.

Cuz...
He's Joey Tanner Connor Jethh..rrooooooo MaaaannnnnnnnnnNN!!!!!!

Da ta ta ta da ta! Wooop!

[Ignignokt]

ha! i answer a phone, and not that often at all... all other time spent is on school work, web/print design, and bs'ing on ST. not too shabby for a secretary job if i must say so. shit pay, but hey, i don't really have to do a damn thing around here. plus i can go outside and play with the pit or heeler whenever i want. it's like waking up at home, getting ready for work, and going back home to answer a couple calls and play with my dogs. damn fuckin' easy and i get paid to do this shit too!

I guess for you it's worth it.

You probably have to buy antacids and tums to help with the indigestion from swallowing all the exec sperm. But it's a small price for you to pay to be a respected male secretary.

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[Ignignokt]

yo iggy, you've been on my ignore list forever but just like the rest, i pick and choose what to read from yall shitty trolls. well, i'm choosing not to read your shit anymore so go make a new troll to try and throw your unclever bs at me because i ain't reading your shit no longer. if it was clever, i'd have no qualms but your shit is as week as this era's comedian roundup. fuckin' lame!

Hows that my dear Squire Calf Tats?

You've been able to read my material if i'm on your ignore list. Impossible. Myeah you see!

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[KapitanTutan]

calf tats for all! :toast :king

no thnx brah

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[Liar]

So you are going to be a tatoo artist now? At least you are walking billboard when you are wearing shorts.

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[mouse]

i'm gonna get torn apart in this thread just because of the subject, bring it! can't wait to get better and show off some more work in the future.

Dude your like a ST legacy, the tats you got may seem like a death wish now but in the future you will have made your mark on the www that not many achieve!


Have fun with it esse! :toast

[mouse]

Hey KW you should post at this girls face book she is into tats and may want to trade pics.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Johnny-Luna/100000174040315#!/album.php?fbid=498888549840&id=590184840&aid=269703


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[Slydragon]

Cool show some pics

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[Ignignokt]

in due time man... btw, in a month or two when i finally get my autoclave i might be looking for others to tattoo for free, i'll let you know!
of all people here on ST, you're the only one who's scary obsessed with me... SCAREFUCKINARY!

get a life outside of ST, please.

[Slydragon]

in due time man... btw, in a month or two when i finally get my autoclave i might be looking for others to tattoo for free, i'll let you know!

That's cool and scary at the same time.

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[Bukefal]

^


shit... you think i'd be tattooing myself? hells no, not even if i was a total badass at it!



:rollin

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[ALVAREZ6]

ok so that was a total disaster! holy shit!

if you thought my legs looked funny before with the spurs on them, you don't even know.

i got stupid and too eager to tat myself and well, i went for it on the side of my lower leg and didn't get far at all. the pain of tattooing had nothing to do with me quitting on the tattoo, the awkwardness of trying to tattoo a place on my body not easily accessible was the culprit. now i have just a few lines here and there that look totally ridiculous.

guess it's time to call a friend of mine and have him fix this shit. had i done the tattoo on the other side of my leg i probably could've done it proper.

damn me and my no patience ass! fuck!

ps: don't ask for photos because it ain't happening!

crofl why would you try to tattoo your own calf? You'd think the reason you quit, awkward/difficult position to tattoo oneself, would be rather obvious before making the decision :lol


You better post pics when they're done lol

[MavDynasty]

post before and after pics.

we can give your friend props on fixing it.

[4>0rings]

Good lord, what a retard.

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[Dr. Gonzo]

You gave yourself a tattoo?

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[Dr. Gonzo]

Fantastic.

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[Nick Manning]

How much are you charging for that ocean/stingray tat? Btw, you've made good progress doing this, no joke.

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[Sancha]

KW just tatted up my primo yo! Check this chit out, it's firme!!

http://ficdn.fashionindie.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/23ad06bd52tattoo.jpg.jpg?width=206

[Sancha]

Calf tatts are for fags like my primo. Real dudes get shin tatts.

[rascal]

i'm gonna get torn apart in this thread just because of the subject, bring it! can't wait to get better and show off some more work in the future.

As long as you keep it on grapefruit you will be fine.

[rascal]

really? tattoos have gone on since the dawn of time man, shit ain't changin' anytime soon and as a matter of fact i believe more people these days are getting tatted up. just look at the nba and the amount of tattoos that have infiltrated that league over the past decade.

Getting tatoos are just a fad. Tats are dumb and ugly to begin with anyways. It will end like other fads.

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[4>0rings]

Those stars look like utter shit, congrats.

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[DMC]

Calf tatts are for fags like my primo. Real dudes get shin tatts.
You have like the 2nd weakest troll on the forum, fyi.

[I. Hustle]

You finally found a pig to tatt huh?

[marini martini]

You finally found a pig to tatt huh?

:lmao:lmao:lmao


Hey KW, did you tat a girl last weekend with two roller-skates on either side of her calf???

If you did, fuck you! That was my daughter, and it looks like shit!:bang

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

lol marini martini's daughter got calf tats

[4>0rings]

:lmao KW got some of that marini daughter flesh

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[rascal]

just got done tatting the inside of my leg(side calf haha) with the design i was going to do on the outside of my leg last week. shit came out pretty legit, just gotta fix a bit of line work up and shade it in but i'm going to wait til next week or 2 wks from now to do that.

the real test will be shading this portrait in... holy hell does this shit hurt right now and it didn't hurt one bit while i was tatting up my leg. damn!

Why don't you tatoo your whole body so you can be a walking newspaper.

[marini martini]

lol marini martini's daughter got calf tats

At first I LOL'ed, but now I'm embarrassed for her.:lol


for real? :lobt2:

It looks stupid! The dipshit should have put one skate on both legs on the outer calf!........and maybe put wings on the skates!!!:bang

[I. Hustle]

I want a tattoo but I am having a hard time finding anyone that specializes in unfinished marine life. If only someone could point me in the right direction. I was thinking of an outline of an octopus with only 6 tentacles and the other two starting to be drawn but not finished. Then maybe an outline of a swordfish without that long nose thing.

[I. Hustle]

At first I LOL'ed, but now I'm embarrassed for her.:lol



It looks stupid! The dipshit should have put one skate on both legs on the outer calf!........and maybe put wings on the skates!!!:bang

Is it too much work for someone else to try to touch up?

[MannyIsGod]

:lmao:lmao:lmao


Hey KW, did you tat a girl last weekend with two roller-skates on either side of her calf???

If you did, fuck you! That was my daughter, and it looks like shit!:bang

I would cut my daughters legs off if she ever let KW tatoo them, TBH.

[MannyIsGod]

i think we might be adding a scuba diver in there, possibly opening a treasure chest, but we're not sure yet. i can see the coloring and composition already but it's going to be a while before i color this piece, a long while at that. probably going to get this whole piece done before the end of this or next month except for the coloring.

Not that the drawings look bad or anything but who the fuck are you tatooing? Jacques Cousteau? People pick some of the dumbest shit to have on them permanently. I just can't even imagine some fucker going "Hey check out my bad ass sea turtle and scuba diver!". :lmao

[dirk4mvp]

rofl getting a sea turtle tattoo

[MannyIsGod]

At first I LOL'ed, but now I'm embarrassed for her.:lol



It looks stupid! The dipshit should have put one skate on both legs on the outer calf!........and maybe put wings on the skates!!!:bang

I'm now convinced this is a troll job. But its a quality troll job. I didn't think you had it in you.

[I. Hustle]

If a sea turtle (and I know this is impossible) humped a stingray what would it look like?

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[Ignignokt]

Calf tats with reins

[MannyIsGod]

i'd stop making fun of people if i were you... i mean, do you have any mirror's in your house and if so, go take a look at yourself for a minute.


I'm fucking amazing dude.



the dude i am tattooing this ocean piece on practically lives at the beach... he's there 6 months out of the yr and he's all about body boarding and surfing, to each their own.


I don't care if he's got Kevin Costners gills growing out of his neck - that shit is retarded as hell.



manny, if you want, i'll hook you up with a big mac tattoo oozing cheese and whatnot cause i know how much your fatass loves them.

Hate that shit. I keep telling you I'm in way better shape than you and you somehow doubt me. I don't want any tatoos though, thanks. 95% of tatoos I've ever seen are really fucking cliche (sup asian characters and tribals) or really fucking stupid (sup spurs calf tats or sea turtle). I can't imagine thinking of something innovative enough that I'd want to share it with everyone on a tatoo. TBH, it all just seems so cliche now.

[MannyIsGod]

why, because i've gone through no apprenticeship and i'm already better than most the tattooists in town? give me a break, keep puffing that chest, keep trying to play the part of the cool guy cause in real life it ain't happening for you...

:lol Honestly, I could just leave the Koriwhat part out. I just would be sad if I ever had a daughter who was stupid enough to tat her calfs. I mean imagine how your father felt when his daughter went out and got Spurs calf tats. Probably not his proudest moment.

And I'm the coolest mfer you've ever come across. You just don't know, KW.

[Ignignokt]

How did KW get to become a tattoo artist? I didn't know Mt Everest Institute handed out tattoo degree programs.

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[MannyIsGod]

:lol Why you so mad? My persona online is just like my regular persona. TBH I dislike most tatoos both online and in real life.

[4>0rings]

why, because i've gone through no apprenticeship and i'm already better than most the tattooists in town?
:lmao Yeah fucking right. :lmao

This hippie just said he's better than most in San Antonio that actually make a living doing this and he just got done tatting fruit. What a ginormous faggot. You couldn't even tat an easy 5 pointed star filled in properly. Yours looked like utter garbage. :lmao

[MannyIsGod]

I really didn't come in here to shit on you, KW. I just think the idea of a fucking Jacques Cousteau wet dream on someone is funny shit. Turtle was legit drawing wise, but your stars did kind of suck though. :lol

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[4>0rings]

i am better than most alreadyYou can't even do a star, stfu about being better than anyone.

[Lincoln]

This is some good work. Props bro

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[marini martini]

:lol Honestly, I could just leave the Koriwhat part out. I just would be sad if I ever had a daughter who was stupid enough to tat her calfs.



I guess it could be worse. She could be spending her life on a Spurs message board acting like a big mouth know-it-all, insulting everyone that she doesn't agree with, and acting like a giant ass hole.

Yeah, I don't care for her calf tats but it's her life, and so far she's turned out pretty successful with two masters degrees, a great job, wonderful husband of 15 years, no kids, living in a paid off home in Alamo Heights. So no I'm not sad, I'm proud as hell of her, and TBQH her calf tats make me giggle every time I see them, so fucking what?

[MannyIsGod]

I guess it could be worse. She could be spending her life on a Spurs message board acting like a big mouth know-it-all, insulting everyone that she doesn't agree with, and acting like a giant ass hole.


Completely agree. Lets hope she doesn't follow in her mothers footsteps.



Yeah, I don't care for her calf tats but it's her life, and so far she's turned out pretty successful with two masters degrees, a great job, wonderful husband of 15 years, no kids, living in a paid off home in Alamo Heights. So no I'm not sad, I'm proud as hell of her, and TBQH her calf tats make me giggle every time I see them, so fucking what?

Cool - sounds like your daughter is successful. Too bad she was still dumb enough to get calf tats. :lol

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[MannyIsGod]

Humpty dumpty? Really? :lol

[Leetonidas]

Might have to give koriwhat a call soon tbh need to tat up

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[thispego]

Don't you have to be licensed or something to tatoo?

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

I doubt the tattoo industry is heavily regulated tbh. The only way a tattoo artist can probably get in major trouble is giving a minor a tattoo without parental consent.

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[Axe Murderer]

good luck buddy

srs

your the man. keep doin your thing

[mouse]

bass clef behind left ear
http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6042/5906900886_4c36b072ed_m.jpg

treble clef behind right ear
http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6007/5906899554_5eba179628_m.jpg

....

gonna be working on a another small piece of the puzzle for that 1/2 leg piece... i'll post a photo when i am done later tonight sometime.





That is a sweet looking tat!

Hey KW how long and how much for you to put this on my left shoulder?

http://www.militaryclothing.com/id-87/ImgUpload/N_731197_1730049.JPG

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[mouse]

i don't take lonestar cards or foodstamps... go fuck yourself!


Spoken like a true college educated man. I guess that proves to everyone your the one with issues not me.

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[mouse]

Or what tat boy?

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[Leetonidas]

Discounted tats ftw tbh

[thispego]

Don't you have to be licensed or something to tatoo?


btw, is it so hard to include the third T in tatToo?

lol wgaf :lol

Little scrot you know you're gonna get narcd on for illegally tatooing

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[mouse]

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/RTM-322/koriwhat-sucks.jpg

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[I. Hustle]

Why put people on ignore? This place would be boring as shit if I did that.

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[thisnarco]

lol wgaf :lol

Little scrot you know you're gonna get narcd on for illegally tatooing

aint det da troof

[thispego]

i don't give a shit... btw, you know you're going to get narc'd on for being a complete wannabe right? motherfuckin' thispedophile. :lmao

:lol what do I wanna be?

[thispego]

oh, and why is thispedo a god damn moderator? wish i could put that faggot on ignore! i can't stand that sloth looking motherfucker!

:lmao

[Leetonidas]

College forum mod is hardly a mod tbh

[KW'sIgnoreList]

:lol what do I wanna be?

I wish I knew how to quit you.

[wannabe Moderator]

College forum mod is hardly a mod tbh


:tu

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/nsrammstein/222-1.jpg

[mouse]

them faggot's mouse and thispedo.

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/nsrammstein/shake3.gif

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[AmericanPsycho]

Tattoo Age Trailer

http://www.vbs.tv/watch/tattoo-age--2/tattoo-age-trailer

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[BlackSwordsMan]

black people shouldn't get tattoos

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[koriwhat]

Fuck you harlemho!...

[Isitjustme?]

Thats a shitty picture, I can hardly see anything between the glare and the fact that half the tattoo is missing.

[Isitjustme?]

Double Post Offense ftw! (http://www.basketballsense.com/Books/double-post_offense.aspx)

[koriwhat]

IF YOU ARE VIEWING THIS THREAD FROM ANOTHER FORUM, I DID NOT POST ON SAID FORUM EXCEPT FOR ONE UNDER THE ALIAS "ITISWHATITIS".

http://www.everytattoo.com/tattooforum/viewtopic.php?t=17187&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=15&sid=2c8e1928275db79c6fb467d1d652ee1e

[Landon Donofag]

huh,,,,, i am totally baffled,,,,,,,,,,

so, the OP wasn't you, and maybe he doesn't like you (for whatever reason),,,,

and he wanted to show you off for what you are on various tattoo forums...you are making the rounds ya know

maybe the guy is into tattoos, or simply thinks that what you're doing is wrong, stupid, selfish, or wahtever,,,,i don't know or care,,,,,,maybe he can come back over and offer a rebuttal........

but everything i copied and pasted here is from your own hand and posted in your own original thread..... correct ???

i see that you went back and edited all your posts, but don't have the ataratah to delete that thread .... .........or anything that i posted...........we learnt to copy and re-post lots of shit here for when someone gets their panties in a wad and deletes their stuff...and then scurries off.......

here's a thought ...

maybe you're such a fuckwad that no tattooist WANTS to mentor you..........





:lmao:lmao:lmao:rollin:rollin:lmao

[Bill_Brasky]

KW you lost a lot of respect from me by editing your posts and not standing proud by your work. :nope

[koriwhat]

KW you lost a lot of respect from me by editing your posts and not standing proud by your work. :nope

don't get me wrong, i'm very proud of the work i do. however, fuck harlemho and those who think they're above others and have the audacity to get very personal. i don't have time for that bs so no more tattoo updates, etc..

this isn't a forum for tattoo's anyhow, so i won't post anymore photo's or progress... obviously what i think is interesting, no one else here does and that's fine by me.

[4>0rings]

IF YOU ARE VIEWING THIS THREAD FROM ANOTHER FORUM, I DID NOT POST ON SAID FORUM EXCEPT FOR ONE UNDER THE ALIAS "ITISWHATITIS".

http://www.everytattoo.com/tattooforum/viewtopic.php?t=17187&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=15&sid=2c8e1928275db79c6fb467d1d652ee1e


What does it matter who posted it, it's still your shitty work by your hands.




this isn't a forum for tattoo's anyhow, so i won't post anymore photo's or progress... obviously what i think is interesting, no one else here does and that's fine by me.

What's the matter? Lost your bragging rights when you found out how shitty of an artist you are in the eyes of other people in your field of work? :lmao

Still better than everyone in SA?




































:rollin

[Fpoonsie]

don't get me wrong, i'm very proud of the work i do. however, fuck harlemho and those who think they're above others and have the audacity to get very personal. i don't have time for that bs so no more tattoo updates, etc..

this isn't a forum for tattoo's anyhow, so i won't post anymore photo's or progress... obviously what i think is interesting, no one else here does and that's fine by me.

You mi'su'se apo'strophe's almo'st a's badly a's you overu'se exclamation point's.

[HarlemHeat37]

Again, I fail to see the logic in Koriwhat blaming me for this:lol..I didn't take any shots at the boy, no personal attacks, I didn't look for any personal information..I posted his pictures on a forum that consists of tattoo enthusiasts that could accurately assess his work, thus giving him the required feedback to progress and grow..

Yet, he's acting all Koriwhat about it:lol..

[HarlemHeat37]

..

[symple19]

:lmao

so awesome

[koriwhat]

funny thing is, that other forum has about as much cred as this one does. so far there's like 1 guy on that forum in that thread that i actually think tattoo's.

i don't give a damn if people like or dislike what i do, as far as tattooing without an apprenticeship. also, whether or not you think i can draw doesn't matter either, it's all subjective and i've already made an impression on you assholes that regardless of talent, yall would still hate. it is what it is.

[redzero]

You should not have edited your posts.

[koriwhat]

You should not have edited your posts.

it doesn't matter tbh.

[mouse]

it is what it is.

Or until you edit.

who gave you the right to use "it is what it is" That's just your lame way of walking away from getting your ass raped by the entire www and trying to have the last word.

I can do the same....

koriwhat: you Mouse your a lame ass out of work hippie


Me: Hey, it is what it is.


If anyone else at ST would have posted those lame ass stars you try to pass off as legitimate tats they would have received words of encouragement, but since koriwhat is #1 dick head with everyone on the www you could be one of the best tattoo artist around and no one would care.

face it you have no class and even when getting your ass handed to you the tiny light bulb in your head still refuses to light up.

You just don't get it.

I knew this day would eventually come when 90% of ST gets to know the classless douche you really are. And I hope this topic follows you around the www so others can know ahead of time what your made of before they try to engage in adult conversations.

Maybe this topic can save them from you ruining they're skin.

[Fpoonsie]

Kill yourself, mouse.

[redzero]

What finnpoonsie said.

[koriwhat]

What does it matter who posted it, it's still your shitty work by your hands...

What's the matter? Lost your bragging rights...

Still better than everyone in SA?

let's see what your fatass can do with a machine and then we can compare. seriously man, if you have the balls to sit here and down me every second you can then pick up a motherfuckin' machine and try your hand at some skin and get back to me but until then you're nothing more than an opinion that just doesn't matter at all.

btw, i never started this thread to brag about anything, i am simply interested in tattooing and i thought i'd share my journey with everyone else, i guess everyone else isn't interested and that's ok by me.

last, yes i still think i am better than most APPRENTICES at the moment. i don't think i'm better than those who are in the trade and doing this day in and out as a profession. get real you fat pos!



...

i don't give a fuck what you have to say to me and never have. in my eyes, you're just some 40-50 yr old who's yet to kick that 15 yr old mentality. you're a fuckin' loser that toots his horn any chance he gets but will be the first to say he's not tootin' shoot. you're a plague and i hope someone some day finds a cure to get rid of you.



Kill yourself, mouse.

ditto.

[koriwhat]

Again, I fail to see the logic in Koriwhat blaming me for this:lol..I didn't take any shots at the boy, no personal attacks, I didn't look for any personal information..I posted his pictures on a forum that consists of tattoo enthusiasts that could accurately assess his work, thus giving him the required feedback to progress and grow..

Yet, he's acting all Koriwhat about it:lol..

of course you fail to see the logic, you're a fuckin' moron.

you going out of your way to signup on a multitude of forums mocking me is enough to prove to me how much a fuckin' loser you are. period.

[4>0rings]

of course you fail to see the logic, you're a fuckin' moron.

you going out of your way to signup on a multitude of forums mocking me is enough to prove to me how much a fuckin' loser you are. period.
We all wanted to see how good your art was since you said you were a great artist with out any bias. Judgement has been handed out, deal with it.

[koriwhat]

We all wanted to see how good your art was since you said you were a great artist with out any bias. Judgement has been handed out, deal with it.

seriously, if you think you can do better, prove it. at the moment, you're nothing but talk and you can't back up your own hate towards me which is fine because i never for once believed you could.

you're just some fatass joe shmoe off the internet with just another stupid fuckin' opinion. everyone has an opinion, that's nothing new. you can't compete with me in the art field and i can't compete with you in the laziness, eat all you see and play on the internet 24/7 field.

[DMC]

and i can't compete with you in the laziness, eat all you see and play on the internet 24/7 field.
Let me at him.... I'll destroy him.

[4>0rings]

you can't compete with me in the art field

http://etc.usf.edu/clipart/37700/37717/05-star_37717_md.gif

I have now surpassed you in the art category.

[koriwhat]

...I have now surpassed you in the art category.

you haven't done shit but talk and talk and talk... that's about it.

btw, the whole "star" thing is played out... but i see you can play "follow the leader" to a T. you're such a good little sheep... bwah bwah bwah

[Jeff Leppard]

This thread has become epic! I need to come around more often.

[4>0rings]

btw, the whole "star" thing is played out... but i see you can play "follow the leader" to a T. you're such a good little sheep... bwah bwah bwahIt ain't played out till I say it is, I started the star smack that ruined your life. What following are you talking about?

[SnakeBoy]

Are any of these tattos your work?

http://www.ksat.com/slideshow/news/28890297/detail.html

[koriwhat]

the apprenticeship is going great... i'm kicking ass at the shop, about to tattoo my mentor in a week or so, and gonna rock shit when the time is right. whoever said i was not conscious about contamination is totally wrong considering i'm more conscious about spreading disease than the shop i work at, which if i am not mistaken is pretty much operating like every other shop in town.

aside from all that, i just got punched in the face earlier tonight by one of our artists, been tazed by a sheriff for no damn reason, and have been dealing with massive amounts of beautiful women in the last month or so. shit is grand! fuck yall haters!

btw, see yall bitches soon when yall want a tattoo but instead all you'll get is a kick in the ass and shown the door.

fuckin' hail satan you fuckin' cocksuckers!

[koriwhat]

It ain't played out till I say it is, I started the star smack that ruined your life. What following are you talking about?

what ruined your life, mcdonalds? fat fuckin' bitch!

[Kyle Orton]

Sup kdub how you been, long time no see tbh. We never played det game of 2k :cry

[koriwhat]

Sup kdub how you been, long time no see tbh. We never played det game of 2k :cry

i got 2k12 but only played it twice since i got it on day 1. not gonna pay for xlive considering my 360 has been collecting dust faster than my ceiling fan and picture frames.

btw, been busy as hell at my day job and the apprenticeship... been busy with this 21 yr old chick, work, and more work... too much shit to handle to tell you the truth but without a challenge, life is bleh.

[koriwhat]

btw fuck fuzzylumpkins! faggot ass bitch

[TE]

:lol

[DPG21920]

Getting punched in the face & tazed is "grand"?

[mavs>spurs]

scrah whenever christmas break rolls around you gonna have to get that xbl bc that shit won't collect dust anymore, I'll always be on to play!

[cantthinkofanything]

I couldn't figure out what your were saying until I realized that "tatoo" is your euphemism for anal sex. And you use "fuck" as shorthand for your favorite hobby. I made the changes below and now it makes sense.


the apprenticeship is going great... i'm kicking ass at the shop, about to buttfuck my mentor in a week or so, and gonna rock shit when the time is right. whoever said i was not conscious about contamination is totally wrong considering i'm more conscious about spreading disease than the shop i work at, which if i am not mistaken is pretty much operating like every other shop in town.

aside from all that, i just got punched in the face earlier tonight by one of our artists, been tazed by a sheriff for no damn reason, and have been dealing with massive amounts of beautiful women in the last month or so. shit is grand! I gobble balls yall haters!

btw, see yall bitches soon when yall want a buttfuck but instead all you'll get is a kick in the ass and shown the door.

Man I love balls. hail satan you and dont forget I love balls cocksuckers!