Troll review. Which trolls are bringing the goods and which aren't?

[midnightpulp]

In light of HH's post calling for more creative trolling and humor, I think it's a good idea to survey the NBA forum community and find out the consensus opinion on which are trolls are good and which trolls just plain blow. This way, we can gauge the sensibilities of the communit and work toward improving content.

Rate the following trolls on a 1-10 scale (and if possible, don't let what team they root for cloud your objectivity. Rate them on creativity, comedic value, originality, etc):

Culburn
Lakaluva
Koolaid_Man
History2b
21_Dickings
BUMP (when he's in troll mode)
Mono (troll mode)
Midnightpulp (troll mode)
HarlemHeat (troll mode)
Stretch (troll mode)
Roddy Beaubois
Rick Ross
Gold Tooth Carl
Native American
Rappin' Shaq
OGBobbyJohnson
JJ Hickson
Bill Walton
TheLakaluvaLibrary
TheLakaluvaMentalAsylum
Phillip
GreyNamedSpurFan (needs to post more)
IgnorantSpurFan (same)
KennyPowers
Lefty (troll mode)
BRHornet (troll mode)
Picklebreath

This list is somewhat short, considering that all of BUMP's alternates have been retired and that the list was off the top of my head, so if you have any names to add, feel free.

[Phillip]

In light of HH's post calling for more creative trolling and humor, I think it's a good idea to survey the NBA forum community and find out the consensus opinion on which are trolls are good and which trolls just plain blow. This way, we can gauge the sensibilities of the communit and work toward improving content.

Rate the following trolls on a 1-10 scale (and if possible, don't let what team they root for cloud your objectivity. Rate them on creativity, comedic value, originality, etc):

Culburn
Lakaluva
Koolaid_Man
History2b
21_Dickings
BUMP (when he's in troll mode)
Mono (troll mode)
Midnightpulp (troll mode)
HarlemHeat (troll mode)
Stretch (troll mode)
Roddy Beaubois
Rick Ross
Gold Tooth Carl
Native American
Rappin' Shaq
OGBobbyJohnson
JJ Hickson
Bill Walton
TheLakaluvaLibrary
TheLakaluvaMentalAsylum
Phillip
GreyNamedSpurFan (needs to post more)
IgnorantSpurFan (same)
KennyPowers

This list is somewhat short, considering that all of BUMP's alternates have been retired and that the list was off the top of my head, so if you have any names to add, feel free.

you have just been trolled

[history2b]

Think about the level of delusion it takes to be so deeply engulfed in a message board / virtual life to initiate a conversation like this.

I sincerely believe that pulp will be a case study for psychologists in the future as they attempt to dissect individuals so obsessed some form of the internet they cannot separate real life from their cyber one.

[LnGrrrR]

Native American - 10
Rapping Shaq - 9.99
Lakaluva Library - 9.5
Lakaluva - 7
Culburn - 5 (was an 8 before he started posting same shit all the time)

Koolaid - negative 4,673,603,229,630,201

[LnGrrrR]

Think about the level of delusion it takes to be so deeply engulfed in a message board / virtual life to initiate a conversation like this.

I sincerely believe that pulp will be a case study for psychologists in the future as they attempt to dissect individuals so obsessed some form of the internet they cannot separate real life from their cyber one.

Think about the level of delusion it takes to be so deeply engulfed in a message board / virtual life to psychoanalyze someone across the internet.

[midnightpulp]

Names added:

Lefty (troll mode)
BRHornet (troll mode)
Picklebreath

[Muser]

Lakaluva Library was fucking awesome imo, last troll to really make me laugh.

[4>0rings]

Native American is dead, hasn't posted in a long time. GOAT

[YoungB]

Hi

[midnightpulp]

Think about the level of delusion it takes to be so deeply engulfed in a message board / virtual life to psychoanalyze someone across the internet.

:lol

History doesn't understand irony too well, as was proven in an older thread where I had to link the wiki definition of irony for him.

[Muser]

Names added:

Lefty (troll mode)
BRHornet (troll mode)
Picklebreath

:wtf

[koriwhat]

Culburn
Lakaluva
Koolaid_Man
History2b
21_Dickings
BUMP (when he's in troll mode)
Mono (troll mode)
Midnightpulp (troll mode)
HarlemHeat (troll mode)
Stretch (troll mode)
Roddy Beaubois
Rick Ross
Gold Tooth Carl
Native American
Rappin' Shaq
OGBobbyJohnson
JJ Hickson
Bill Walton
TheLakaluvaLibrary
TheLakaluvaMentalAsylum
Phillip
GreyNamedSpurFan (needs to post more)
IgnorantSpurFan (same)
KennyPowers


:td

you all suck you fuckin' fags!

[ohmwrecker]

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc45/snesfreak/neogaf/HarrisonFord.gif

[midnightpulp]

:wtf

His one liners and the like.

[Ace]

Koriwhat tbh

[history2b]

Think about the level of delusion it takes to be so deeply engulfed in a message board / virtual life to psychoanalyze someone across the internet.


You don't even understand what you read lol.

It takes literally no time to make a simple recognition of deranged personality, unless you are a complete moron.

Safe assumption in this case.

[ohmwrecker]

lol no self awareness

[history2b]

:lol

History doesn't understand irony too well, as was proven in an older thread where I had to link the wiki definition of irony for him.


lol @ wiki'ing anything.

You just one of the millions of morons out there that does not recognize the true definition of irony which is often confused with coincidence.

Google it, you may learn something today.

[kamikazi_player]

One troll I really liked was epic fail. I liked that he appears out of nowhere and basically tries to be friends with the poster :lol

[history2b]

lol no self awareness


Hush little troll until you learn to sack up and give a straight answer like a man.

[LnGrrrR]

You don't even understand what you read lol.

It takes literally no time to make a simple recognition of deranged personality, unless you are a complete moron.

You're right, it's pretty easy to tell you are deranged.

[Gold Tooth Carl]

:td

you all suck you fuckin' fags!

Why so serious calf tats?

[LnGrrrR]

One troll I really liked was epic fail. I liked that he appears out of nowhere and basically tries to be friends with the poster :lol

Good call. Epic Fail was pretty awesome. I loved his whole "Hey, someone asked for me?" shtick.

[DeadlyDynasty]

All of mine failed miserably, par the course. I did get a new appreciation for the effectiveness of good trolls tho.

[midnightpulp]

lol @ wiki'ing anything.

You just one of the millions of morons out there that does not recognize the true definition of irony which is often confused with coincidence.

Google it, you may learn something today.

You being a retard calling someone else a retard when your own retardation surpasses the retardation of the person you're insulting would be classified as an ironic incongruence. There's nothing "coincidental" about it.

Jesus Christ, you're fuckin' retarded. And me calling you retarded when I myself am not could be defined as a "coincidence," given how incredibly fucktarded you are.

"Hey! Midnight just called history2b retarded."

"Wow. That's a coincidence, since history2b does indeed suffer from Down's Syndrome."

[Blake]

lol @ wiki'ing anything.

Google it.

lol

[history2b]

You're right, it's pretty easy to tell you are deranged.

Can you make it any more obvious that you only took offense because your 10000+ posts didn't exactly make you feel good?

Ease up boss. It's just a message board.

[ElNono]

h2b with the epic failure, par the course.
unfortunately these posters are never going to evolve from 'troll wingman', imo.

[The Gemini Method]

I would say the Native American and Lakaluva Library brought it. The least likely to be worthy of The Great Purge? I would have to get back to you on that. The list wouldn't be anything shorter than 3 MB at least.

[ElNono]

Epic Fail was one of my favorites back in the day... Native American was also definitely up there.

HarlemHeat is pretty good too...

[Gold Tooth Carl]

Lakaluva with no goods - the only poster to ever get bukkaked by a forum and himself

[The Gemini Method]

Epic Fail was one of my favorites back in the day... Native American was also definitely up there.

HarlemHeat is pretty good too...

Harlem is effective at eliciting a response from most of those that ride with the Purple N Gold and even the Spurs side of things. Sometimes I'll laugh and others, well, I just have to roll the eyes.

[ohmwrecker]

Hush little troll until you learn to sack up and give a straight answer like a man.

lol thinking I owe you a "straight answer" . . . shut the fuck up.

[LnGrrrR]

Can you make it any more obvious that you only took offense because your 10000+ posts didn't exactly make you feel good?

Ease up boss. It's just a message board.

Only a complete moron couldn't see that you were deranged.

[midnightpulp]

The time to take history2b serious is upon us. Much like you and I, he is man. A man that deserves to be taken seriously as a heart attack suffered while piloting a zeppelin over bacon factory. Which is the most serious of heart attacks, because if that zeppelin crashes into that bacon factory. All us will be without bacon and that simply just will not due.

Post more.

:lol

This is exactly the kind of content the NBA forum needs an injection of.

[LRMR]

We here at LRMR have recently decided to expand our clientele. If you are interested in our representation because you don't want to stop listening to your friends and posters think maybe you should just disappear, now is the time to find a new voice to market your brand. We will help improve your troll.

And remember, when you do troll, troll for the fucking kids.

[Don Draper]

The NBA Forum is in need of a makeover, gentlemen. And frankly I don't see the talent necessary to pull it off. But for now, let's start with a new slogan, maybe someone can work up a jingle to go with it.

What does a woman really want? Does she want a man that comes home from work, has a glass of scotch, reads the paper, watches the news, gives her some half-assed oral sex and then passes out on the couch? No, absolutely not. A woman wants a man that has no job, who sits at home all day posting with trolls on SpursTalk, and thus has the energy to give her very vigorous sex for hours on end later in the day. That's what a woman wants, gentlemen. Let's give her what she wants.

The NBA Forum - Troll So Hard That She'll Thank You Later

alright fellas, meeting's over. I've got a secretary to bang.

[Don Draper]

We here at LRMR have recently decided to expand our clientele. If you are interested in our representation because you don't want to stop listening to your friends and posters think maybe you should just disappear, now is the time to find a new voice to market your brand. We will help improve your troll.

And remember, when you do troll, troll for the fucking kids.

Beat it fellas, Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce has this one covered. Frankly, if you lived in my day you'd be operating our elevators.

[midnightpulp]

The NBA Forum is in need of a makeover, gentlemen. And frankly I don't see the talent necessary to pull it off. But for now, let's start with a new slogan, maybe someone can work up a jingle to go with it.

What does a woman really want? Does she want a man that comes home from work, has a glass of scotch, reads the paper, watches the news, gives her some half-assed oral sex and then passes out on the couch? No, absolutely not. A woman wants a man that has no job, who sits at home all day posting with trolls on SpursTalk, and thus has the energy to give her very vigorous sex for hours on end later in the day. That's what a woman wants, gentlemen. Let's give her what she wants.

The NBA Forum - Troll So Hard That She'll Thank You Later

alright fellas, meeting's over. I've got a secretary to bang.

:lol

[The Gemini Method]

The NBA Forum is in need of a makeover, gentlemen. And frankly I don't see the talent necessary to pull it off. But for now, let's start with a new slogan, maybe someone can work up a jingle to go with it.

What does a woman really want? Does she want a man that comes home from work, has a glass of scotch, reads the paper, watches the news, gives her some half-assed oral sex and then passes out on the couch? No, absolutely not. A woman wants a man that has no job, who sits at home all day posting with trolls on SpursTalk, and thus has the energy to give her very vigorous sex for hours on end later in the day. That's what a woman wants, gentlemen. Let's give her what she wants.

The NBA Forum - Troll So Hard That She'll Thank You Later

alright fellas, meeting's over. I've got a secretary to bang.

Any Mad Men troll is a must-have on the boards imho...Don for the win (siempre). :toast

[Bieber Fever]

The NBA Forum is in need of a makeover, gentlemen. And frankly I don't see the talent necessary to pull it off. But for now, let's start with a new slogan, maybe someone can work up a jingle to go with it.

What does a woman really want? Does she want a man that comes home from work, has a glass of scotch, reads the paper, watches the news, gives her some half-assed oral sex and then passes out on the couch? No, absolutely not. A woman wants a man that has no job, who sits at home all day posting with trolls on SpursTalk, and thus has the energy to give her very vigorous sex for hours on end later in the day. That's what a woman wants, gentlemen. Let's give her what she wants.

The NBA Forum - Troll So Hard That She'll Thank You Later

alright fellas, meeting's over. I've got a secretary to bang.

OMG mii great gramma wud luv u frealz. shes 35. u want da hookup?

but tbh ii gets more pucci than you dawg

[ElNono]

some good ones here lately... :lol

tbh, we need a Dan Gilbert troll posting in Comic Sans...

[Green Man]

GREEN MAN!greenman

[BUMP]

Culburn
Lakaluva
Koolaid_Man
History2b
21_Dickings
BUMP (when he's in troll mode)
Mono (troll mode)
Midnightpulp (troll mode)
HarlemHeat (troll mode)
Stretch (troll mode)
Roddy Beaubois
Rick Ross
Gold Tooth Carl
Native American
Rappin' Shaq
OGBobbyJohnson
JJ Hickson
Bill Walton
TheLakaluvaLibrary
TheLakaluvaMentalAsylum
Phillip
GreyNamedSpurFan (needs to post more)
IgnorantSpurFan (same)
KennyPowers
Lefty (troll mode)
BRHornet (troll mode)
Picklebreath

This list is somewhat short, considering that all of BUMP's alternates have been retired and that the list was off the top of my head, so if you have any names to add, feel free.

Ignorant Spurs Fan just hit me up and told me he will no longer be posting here, so he should be taken off the list, imho

The only ones who flat out suck are Koolaid_Man and history2b.

Koolaid never makes any sense, and history2b is just an asshurt pussy. That is all

[BUMP]

And the 2nd page has been the goods so far :lol

[Killakobe81]

Native american is the best ... he does seem to have an anti Laker bias but he is the most creative and funny troll on this whole site ...

I dont give props to anyone else on here as trolls because it's mostly childish crap or a defense mechanism used because they dont like the fact the Lakers, spurs or Mavs are winnning or because they feel threatened when Kobe, lebron, duncan, Dirk, Dwill or durant gets love from the media ...who cares?

[Mugen]

luva used to be good til the Lakeshow's 4 game losing streak.

then he started making all those butthurt Spurs related threads like a faggot.

[Fpoonsie]

luva has taken a fucking nosedive as of late. He used to be one of my favorites, but the constant reach-around that he and kool give each other ACTUALLY makes me leave the basement and go back upstairs. And I HATE it upstairs. And I suppose I understand mid's thought process behind his replies and subsequent response threads, but it doesn't make this place any more entertaining.

As far as the ones that're still effective, the MK continues to have the successful trolls on lock. (Who tha fuck is RoddyBukkake, btw?) I still fucking roll when random "objective" GNSF responds to IgnorantSpurFan and tells him to lay off the Lakers or Mavs.

[BUMP]

Yeah it really is a shame that Ignorant Spurs Fan has decided to retire for good.

He just texted me saying he's at his beach house in Madagascar polishing his 4 rings

[Fpoonsie]

Yeah it really is a shame that Ignorant Spurs Fan has decided to retire for good.

He just texted me saying he's at his beach house in Madagascar polishing his 4 rings

:lol

That IS a shame.

[JamStone]

Some of the old classics are missed when trolling was still an art form. I always enjoyed Donnie Nelson and Mark Jackson personally. Those were grown man trolls. John HollinPER (I think that's the right one because there were two Hollinger trolls, one was much funnier than the other) was funny. And the short lived Courtney Paris made me really laugh for some reason.

And for what it's worth, Rappin' Shaq is and always will be the granddaddy of 'em all.

[Andrew Bynum]

Koriwhat tbh

:lmao @ your join date tbh

[Sisk]

3 pages and not one mention of gutter?.......

[BUMP]

Some of the old classics are missed when trolling was still an art form. I always enjoyed Donnie Nelson and Mark Jackson personally. Those were grown man trolls. John HollinPER (I think that's the right one because there were two Hollinger trolls, one was much funnier than the other) was funny. And the short lived Courtney Paris made me really laugh for some reason.

And for what it's worth, Rappin' Shaq is and always will be the granddaddy of 'em all.

Just got a text from Mark Jackson also and unfortunately he has long retired from spurstalk as well.

Donnie Nelson was awesome though


Actually I have nothing to do with this trade. I generally shy away from doing things like adding talent to the roster because I'd rather hold onto players that are seasoned vets and know the "Maverick way".

I'm wary of Caron Butler and Brendan Haywood because they might do crazy things like slash to the basket, dunk the ball, play aggressively, and make their layups. That's not Maverick basketball.

Cuban, Carlisle and I had no knowledge of a trade being made until a few minutes ago. All I can say is that Popeye Jones is a sneaky bastard.

:lmao

[ElNono]

The JHo troll was pretty funny too sometimes. Especially when the real JHo would do something stupid, which was mostly a weekly occurrence back then.

[DieHardSpursFan1537]

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc45/snesfreak/neogaf/HarrisonFord.gif
This.

[Ace]

:lmao @ your join date tbh

http://geekpadshow.com/files/2009/09/yay-internet.jpg

[eisfeld]

Pretty Simple ...

Bump, Mono, Midnightpulp, HarlemHeat, OGBobbyJackson, lefty and the lakaluva cockroach/camel/library connection are pretty good.

The rest is so la la. Getting attention via posting anti-spurs threads. Nothing else... and people still seem to fall for that.

[Roddy Beaubois]

tbh Luva has been trolling spurfan harder then usual lately, I don't know how though. And Culby did work with his Neal shtick.
Koolaid man has been bringing the bads, per the usual.

[Killakobe81]

Some of the old classics are missed when trolling was still an art form. I always enjoyed Donnie Nelson and Mark Jackson personally. Those were grown man trolls. John HollinPER (I think that's the right one because there were two Hollinger trolls, one was much funnier than the other) was funny. And the short lived Courtney Paris made me really laugh for some reason.

And for what it's worth, Rappin' Shaq is and always will be the granddaddy of 'em all.

i also enjoyed Rappin shaq and Mark Jackson ...

But to me trolling was never an art form or at least one i get or appreciate. So you say something that gets folks to respond in an an NBA forum how is that getting trolled? Some of the best posts and discussions threads on here started as a response to a troll ... even if that was not the OP's intent or motive.
Now laughing when someone gets emotional or butthurt about someone else's opinion who they dont even know or that should have little significance in their life ...Now that shit is funny.

But Native american doesnt really troll he usually clowns on the Lakers or kobe and gets out ...

[MiamiHeat]

my names not on your list?

sweet.

[frodo]

:td

you all suck you fuckin' fags!

calf tats just mad that he isn't even considered a troll after all his hard efforts of trying to be a troll.

[HarlemHeat37]

I'm not a troll, I don't know why I'm included in this:lol..

As for Luva, he's definitely having more success lately, and like Beaubois said, I don't really know how he's doing it..he's using shitty technique, yet it's working..simple Duncan threads are doing the job..

[frodo]

Some of the old classics are missed when trolling was still an art form. I always enjoyed Donnie Nelson and Mark Jackson personally. Those were grown man trolls. John HollinPER (I think that's the right one because there were two Hollinger trolls, one was much funnier than the other) was funny. And the short lived Courtney Paris made me really laugh for some reason.

And for what it's worth, Rappin' Shaq is and always will be the granddaddy of 'em all.

yup, rappin' shaq is the greatest of all time. he's so great that his origin should be kept secret for ever even though he's been banned already. therefore although i know whose troll he was i'll never tell anyone the truth that it was one of picklebreath's trolls.

[frodo]

my names not on your list?

sweet.

remove your calf tats and you will have a shot.

[CubanSucks]

3 pages and not one mention of gutter?.......

I truly believe Gutter92 is legitimately retarded. Though it may seem like he's trolling with the threads he creates, I believe it's more the case of a simpleton with the brain of someone who's been doing LSD for the majority of their life and has a very slim perspective of what's going on around them creating threads about the confusion they experience

[CubanSucks]

I don't bring my troll out too often. it kinda sucks

[KapitanTutan]

:lmao @ your join date tbh

:downspin: andrew bynum

[KapitanTutan]

i envy koolaid's trashtalk skills tbh

[Killakobe81]

I'm not a troll, I don't know why I'm included in this:lol..

As for Luva, he's definitely having more success lately, and like Beaubois said, I don't really know how he's doing it..he's using shitty technique, yet it's working..simple Duncan threads are doing the job..

But that is what I dont get ...so what? This is a Spurs site ...if spur fans want to respond to Luva's trollin' and sticking up for duncan can i blame them?

[Sisk]

I truly believe Gutter92 is legitimately retarded. Though it may seem like he's trolling with the threads he creates, I believe it's more the case of a simpleton with the brain of someone who's been doing LSD for the majority of their life and has a very slim perspective of what's going on around them creating threads about the confusion they experience

I respectfully disagree.

Proving his dominance of trolling on these boards - everyone buys his shit.

Though, I could be wrong and you could be right. We'll never know.

[KapitanTutan]

I respectfully disagree.

Proving his dominance of trolling on these boards - everyone buys his shit

no shit just ask koriwhat

[Koolaid_Man]

i envy koolaid's trashtalk skills tbh


they all do they're just not ballsy enough to admit it...:toast

[YoungB]

hey kool aid man post your pic if you aint scared

[TE]

Pretty much, all the Laker trolls are bad imo, tbh. Like really really bad, same shit over and over again.


BUMP is ...... I guess okay. But his shit can get repetitive.


All the others listed are either mavs fans or just retards with nothing else to do but try to troll, and quite frankly, their shit is weak.

[ChrisRichards]

The Laker guys are the creme of the crop.


Culburn-Has to be one of the GOAT troll in the net period. He's just different than the rest. He's a trend setter all right.


Lakaluva- serious shit talker. I find his total lack of personality in real life both sympathetic & entertaining.


Kool Aid Man-At first he was trying too hard, but he eventually made improvements. He went from an NBDL prospect into a legitimate NBA starter.

honorable mention

OGBobbyJohnon-needs to post more material.

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[Fpoonsie]

fuck you, cobb.

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[cobbler]

fuck you, cobb.

No thanks.

[KapitanTutan]

hi cobbler they told me you're an asshole

is it true?

[ChrisRichards]

I feel kinda bad for you Cobb still holding onto that bet.

[cobbler]

hi cobbler they told me you're an asshole

is it true?

Absolutely! Aren't all Laker fans? :lol

[ChrisRichards]

hi cobbler they told me you're an asshole

is it true?
He's paraplegic. Give him a break.

[KapitanTutan]

Absolutely! Aren't all Laker fans? :lol

fair enough

[cobbler]

I feel kinda bad for you Cobb still holding onto that bet.

Holding? Not really. The bet was supposed to be paid to Kori as a donation to ST. $100.00 bucks is no biggie to me. In fact I covered your sorry dishonorable ass and donated it to Kori anyways. I just like pointing out all the HEAT welchers.

[cobbler]

fuck you, cobb.

Opppps....did we forget what ID we were logged on with? :lol

[ChrisRichards]

Holding? Not really. The bet was supposed to be paid to Kori as a donation to ST. $100.00 bucks is no biggie to me. In fact I covered your sorry dishonorable ass and donated it to Kori anyways. I just like pointing out all the HEAT welchers.
:lol You're full of shit wheelchair boy.

[Fpoonsie]

Opppps....did we forget what ID we were logged on with? :lol

...tha fuck?

[LnGrrrR]

i envy koolaid's trashtalk skills tbh

Stupid post is stupid

[cobbler]

:lol You're full of shit wheelchair boy.

How so welcher boy? Everything in my post is 100% true.... as always!

[MiamiHeat]

remove your calf tats and you will have a shot.

lol shitty troll attempt

thats koriwhat, the dude who talks like a fucking wigger on the internet