View Full Version : Congrats Mavfans......
Agloco
12-12-2010, 07:28 PM
Source: ESPN
Mavericks Attain 30-year Goal With Win Over Utah
From Elias: The Mavericks defeated the Jazz, 103-97, on Saturday night, improving their record for the season to 19-4 and their all-time record to 1226-1225. That marks the first time that Dallas has had a record above .500 since the Mavs won their first NBA game, 103-92, over the Spurs in 1980. Dallas then lost 27 of its next 29 games, finished its inaugural season with a 15-67 mark, and spent three decades trying to regain a winning record. In the interim, the Mavericks fell as many as 332 games below the .500 mark, with a record of 614-946 following a loss at Portland in January 2000. But since then, Dallas has the second-best record in the NBA (612-279, .687), behind only the Spurs (621-267, .699). Ironically, San Antonio is the only team that currently has a better record than Dallas this season.
Now when anyone talks shit to you about 0 & forever, "Dirk Noringski" or whatever the fuck, you got this to throw right back. Screw those haters. :lol
Roddy Beaubois
12-12-2010, 07:34 PM
ha!
ShoogarBear
12-12-2010, 07:59 PM
Cubes probably has a banner for this.
YoungB
12-12-2010, 08:02 PM
Cubes probably has a banner for this.
Solid take, from a respected member of the founding GTG crew.
dirk4mvp
12-12-2010, 08:04 PM
gloc, gettin his dial up from his mobile home on.
YoungB
12-12-2010, 08:06 PM
OP, too bad your ratio of female:male sex partners isn't also above .500 crofl
ShoogarBear
12-12-2010, 08:12 PM
Solid take, from a respected member of the founding GTG crew.
It's not in the same league as starting another thread about lakaluva, but it'll do.
Agloco
12-12-2010, 08:13 PM
gloc, gettin his dial up from his mobile home on.
:tu
Hacked land line tbh
DPG21920
12-12-2010, 08:13 PM
He got ya on det one YoungB
YoungB
12-12-2010, 08:15 PM
It's not in the same league as starting another thread about lakaluva, but it'll do.
No I insist, you're the man :tu
ShoogarBear
12-12-2010, 08:16 PM
No I insist, you're the man :tu
Oh, I hope not. I don't want any threads started about me.
Agloco
12-12-2010, 08:17 PM
OP, too bad your ratio of female:male sex partners isn't also above .500 crofl
I show respect for your organization and this is the thanks I get? :lol
Your post reeks of epic butthurt
DPG21920
12-12-2010, 08:17 PM
Take him to the tree of woe, Shoog. Make him learn something on that journey as well. It'll be years till he's back, but when he returns, he will be a better man because of it.
YoungB
12-12-2010, 08:17 PM
:lmao Mavs gonna have an all time above 500 record banner!!! to go along with their 2006 WC Champs banner :lmao and their annual beating the spurs banner :lmao:rollin:lobt::lobt2::flag::flag::flag:
shitty cliche spur fan jokes check, now just get grey named spur fan in here to offer his approval and we'll see what we can do about changing that black name grey
ShoogarBear
12-12-2010, 08:19 PM
I'm confused. Is Mav Fan unhappy they are above .500? Is this not a cause for celebration?
Greg Oden
12-12-2010, 08:20 PM
It's not in the same league as starting another thread about lakaluva, but it'll do.
:lmao :rollin nice one shoog! :lmao :lol :lol show that mavfan who's boss :lmao :lol
Agloco
12-12-2010, 08:20 PM
No I insist, you're the woman :tu
fify
Greg Oden
12-12-2010, 08:21 PM
Tbh, starting a thread about lakaluva isn't as bad as starting/posting in a thread about some team you supposedly don't care about with a .500 franchise record. lol obsessing over a .500 team.
no surprises here. he's also shown a fondness of obsessing over .500 girls which he has a .000 chance of ever pulling.
Greg Oden
12-12-2010, 08:23 PM
fify
:wow you think shoogarbear is a woman :wow
Agloco
12-12-2010, 08:23 PM
Tbh, starting a thread about lakaluva isn't as bad as starting/posting in a thread about some team you supposedly don't care about with a .500 franchise record. lol obsessing over a .500 team.
Showing love for my Southern Oklahoman neighbors pickle. Where's your love? :depressed
Mavs +.500 tbh
gaKNOW!blee
12-12-2010, 08:23 PM
mavs fan pussy blood all over this thread.
calm down guys its just a joke
YoungB
12-12-2010, 08:24 PM
no surprises here. he's also shown a fondness of obsessing over .500 girls which he has a .000 chance of ever pulling.
:lmao crofl I see 3 black names in this thread who need to be greyed
YoungB
12-12-2010, 08:24 PM
mavs fan pussy blood all over this thread.
calm down guys its just a joke
make that 4
Greg Oden
12-12-2010, 08:26 PM
Showing love for my Southern Oklahoman neighbors pickle. Where's your love? :depressed
Mavs +.500 tbh
southern oklahoman :lmao
straight from the book of mookie crew jokes.
mookie_crew
12-12-2010, 08:29 PM
im not sure if he wants to go to the sidelines and have a talk wit de olllllll ball coach
efter det one
Agloco
12-12-2010, 08:35 PM
:wow you think shoogarbear is a woman :wow
I also think that you're a eunuch, so what?
Agloco
12-12-2010, 08:37 PM
:lmao a South Oklahoma joke. Sup 4cc.
North Texas, more like South Oklahoma I saidddddddddddddddd
You could probably sub about 10 million names here tbh.
DPG21920
12-12-2010, 08:37 PM
Starting so many threads about LL, especially asking for pictures is kind of ghey tho.
Greg Oden
12-12-2010, 08:38 PM
You could probably sub about 10 million names here tbh.
no, only the handful of homos in the mookie crew who thinks south oklahoma jokes have any comedic merit.
DPG21920
12-12-2010, 08:40 PM
Going to OU games is pretty fun tbh..
Agloco
12-12-2010, 08:40 PM
Which just makes the just that much more unoriginal
And no less true.
midnightpulp
12-12-2010, 08:43 PM
sorry senor, but if you wanna go that route, what's it like living in North Mexico?
:lol
Roddy Beaubois
12-12-2010, 08:49 PM
But, tbh, :danceclub for being above .500.
Agloco
12-12-2010, 08:49 PM
no, only the handful of homos in the mookie crew who thinks south oklahoma jokes have any comedic merit.
lol knee
Better?
You seem quite butthurt by all of this Gregory. :lol
Agloco
12-12-2010, 08:50 PM
But, tbh, :danceclub for being above .500.
Foshizzle........dems da goods Roddy B.
YoungB
12-12-2010, 08:50 PM
sorry senor, but if you wanna go that route, what's it like living in North Mexico?
:lmao
Greg Oden
12-12-2010, 08:51 PM
lol knee
Better?
You seem quite butthurt by all of this Gregory. :lol
I'd love to know how you came to that conclusion based off of me letting you know how much ass you suck.
YoungB
12-12-2010, 08:51 PM
Next thing you know he'll be making age jokes, because you know the real Greg Oden looks a lot older than his true age tbh.
Agloco
12-12-2010, 08:51 PM
sorry senor, but if you wanna go that route, what's it like living in North Mexico?
:lol
Touche.
Why all douchey over this thread though?
YoungB
12-12-2010, 08:53 PM
Touche.
douchey
What's with the sudden change of heart and all this man love scrah? You want to douche his touche? I think it's spelled tush though
Agloco
12-12-2010, 09:45 PM
What's with the sudden change of heart and all this man love scrah? You want to douche his touche? I think it's spelled tush though
There was nothing but love in my original post.
lol YoungBusta
YoungB
12-12-2010, 09:52 PM
There was nothing but love in my original post.
lol YoungBusta
Becuase you're the first person to add on to my screen name
that's telling me
Agloco
12-12-2010, 10:15 PM
Becuase you're the first person to add on to my screen name
that's telling me
lol YoungButthurt
lol YoungBush
lol YoungButtleak
lol YoungBeeotch
I'm thinking you should go ahead and change that handle. No one can take your sorry ass seriously. :lol
GTFO
YoungB
12-12-2010, 10:17 PM
lol YoungButthurt
lol YoungBush
lol YoungButtleak
lol YoungBeeotch
I'm thinking you should go ahead and change that handle. No one can take your sorry ass seriously. :lol
GTFO
>Implying the opinion of Agloco counts
YoungB
12-12-2010, 10:21 PM
LOL FAGloco
crazy faggot
GTFO, no one takes you seriously anymore after det one
Agloco
12-12-2010, 10:34 PM
>Implying the opinion of Agloco counts
It matters ..... Son, I get paid for my opinion. Anyway, thanks for the vote.
LOL FAGloco
crazy faggot
GTFO, no one takes you seriously anymore after det one
tbh, you ARE trying to RTB and all by constantly asking for Luvas DIAB. The enemy of my enemy is my....... well, not my enemy. Carry on BustaYoungs. :rollin
monosylab1k
12-12-2010, 11:47 PM
:lol it's always funny to see ShoogarBear come into the NBA Forum and then exit post haste when he realizes nobody gives a shit about his 2006 era Mavfan jokes anymore. But he'll forget and try again in a week or so.
ShoogarBear
12-13-2010, 12:14 AM
It's even funnier to see that nothing of substance has gone on in the NBA forum since 2006.
YoungB
12-13-2010, 01:17 AM
It's even funnier to see that nothing of substance has gone on in the NBA forum since 2006.
How would you know if you only stopped by once in a blue moon to make terrible jokes? You lower the bar of the NBA forum, if anything.
Texas Chili Dog
12-13-2010, 01:20 AM
Too bad this is only regular season. Mavs are still I think 13 games under .500 overall.
rayjayjohnson
12-13-2010, 01:39 AM
i may be late to the party, but...
lol @ dirk noringski
ShoogarBear
12-13-2010, 04:23 AM
How would you know if you only stopped by once in a blue moon to make terrible jokes? You lower the bar of the NBA forum, if anything.
Maybe you can show me how to make some more of those cool lakaluva threads.
ShoogarBear
12-13-2010, 04:30 AM
I don't understand why Mav Fan would be so upset about 2006 era comments. 2006 was the Golden Age for Mav Fan. If I was Mav Fan, I would be pretending that time stood still in 2006. What good has happened since 2006?
Other than finally getting over .500 lifetime.
DAF86
12-13-2010, 05:34 AM
:lmao Mavs gonna have an all time above 500 record banner!!! to go along with their 2006 WC Champs banner :lmao and their annual beating the spurs banner :lmao:rollin:lobt::lobt2::flag::flag::flag:
shitty cliche spur fan jokes check, now just get grey named spur fan in here to offer his approval and we'll see what we can do about changing that black name grey
How's that cliche? You have just got over 500.
monosylab1k
12-13-2010, 09:18 AM
I don't understand why Mav Fan would be so upset about 2006 era comments. 2006 was the Golden Age for Mav Fan. If I was Mav Fan, I would be pretending that time stood still in 2006. What good has happened since 2006?
Other than finally getting over .500 lifetime.
Hey! You should really burn Mav Fan by posting that 2006 Champs DVD Cover! :lmao Or that Mavs My Little Pony Logo, that one is hilarious!
Double-Up
12-13-2010, 09:30 AM
Hey! You should really burn Mav Fan by posting that 2006 Champs DVD Cover! :lmao Or that Mavs My Little Pony Logo, that one is hilarious!
lol tactical defense...:lol
monosylab1k
12-13-2010, 09:36 AM
lol tactical defense...:lol
not at all! Those pics were so funny the first 18908973457903408945 times they've been posted, they can be funny at least once more!
Bonus points awarded for that pic of the two depressed Mavs fans in a sea of Golden State fans!
phyzik
12-13-2010, 09:50 AM
not at all! Those pics were so funny the first 18908973457903408945 times they've been posted, they can be funny at least once more!
Bonus points awarded for that pic of the two depressed Mavs fans in a sea of Golden State fans!
ask and you shall recieve.... Im not one to disappoint.
http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i135/navysealbh/MavsAlmostChampsDVD.jpg
http://www.norcalblogs.com/bullfight/archives/lonelydallasman-thumb.jpg
You got the my little pony covered in your Avatar, but there's also this one....
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WlDSSDCQfLM/SdV7-TxEmOI/AAAAAAAAANQ/r-qSmHGbM7Q/s400/starsparade.jpg
Hey, your right! they ARE still funny!
Shall I also bring out the Mavericks championship T-shirt?
monosylab1k
12-13-2010, 12:32 PM
ask and you shall recieve.... Im not one to disappoint.
http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i135/navysealbh/MavsAlmostChampsDVD.jpg
http://www.norcalblogs.com/bullfight/archives/lonelydallasman-thumb.jpg
You got the my little pony covered in your Avatar, but there's also this one....
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WlDSSDCQfLM/SdV7-TxEmOI/AAAAAAAAANQ/r-qSmHGbM7Q/s400/starsparade.jpg
Hey, your right! they ARE still funny!
Shall I also bring out the Mavericks championship T-shirt?
:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao :lmao:lmao:lmao
hater
12-13-2010, 01:29 PM
ouch. OP struck a nerve
YoungB
12-13-2010, 01:44 PM
Maybe you can show me how to make some more of those cool lakaluva threads.
Had I got the retarded version of Tony Dungy to post another pic, we all win.
Agloco
12-13-2010, 06:13 PM
ouch. OP struck a nerve
RealTalk
Agloco
12-13-2010, 06:15 PM
Had I got the retarded version of Tony Dungy to post another pic, we all win.
tbh:
http://images.trademe.co.nz/photoserver/tq/20/143594820.jpg
DieHardSpursFan1537
12-13-2010, 07:20 PM
Source: ESPN
Mavericks Attain 30-year Goal With Win Over Utah
From Elias: The Mavericks defeated the Jazz, 103-97, on Saturday night, improving their record for the season to 19-4 and their all-time record to 1226-1225. That marks the first time that Dallas has had a record above .500 since the Mavs won their first NBA game, 103-92, over the Spurs in 1980. Dallas then lost 27 of its next 29 games, finished its inaugural season with a 15-67 mark, and spent three decades trying to regain a winning record. In the interim, the Mavericks fell as many as 332 games below the .500 mark, with a record of 614-946 following a loss at Portland in January 2000. But since then, Dallas has the second-best record in the NBA (612-279, .687), behind only the Spurs (621-267, .699). Ironically, San Antonio is the only team that currently has a better record than Dallas this season.
Now when anyone talks shit to you about 0 & forever, "Dirk Noringski" or whatever the fuck, you got this to throw right back. Screw those haters. :lol
:lmaoDamn, I was cracking up when I read this.
ShoogarBear
12-13-2010, 10:15 PM
Hey! You should really burn Mav Fan by posting that 2006 Champs DVD Cover! :lmao Or that Mavs My Little Pony Logo, that one is hilarious!
Nice idea. And then I could log in as one of my innumerable trolls to laugh at it.
DPG21920
12-13-2010, 10:41 PM
Seriously, Mav fan doesn't find that picture of the lonely depressed Mav fan in the sea of Warrior fans funny?
Some stuff gets played out, but that picture is funny.
Texas Chili Dog
12-13-2010, 10:44 PM
Seriously, Mav fan doesn't find that picture of the lonely depressed Mav fan in the sea of Warrior fans funny?
Some stuff gets played out, but that picture is funny.
Even I find it funny.
ShoogarBear
12-13-2010, 11:09 PM
aaaaaaand back to .500
Pillow Pants
12-13-2010, 11:21 PM
Nice idea. And then I could log in as one of my innumerable trolls to laugh at it.
In Soviet Russia, troll log in to you!
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