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21_Dickings
12-14-2010, 10:28 PM
I can't imagine what you pork rind addict Spur and Mav fans felt when you saw Baby Drew step on the court tonight. His absence is no longer a fantasy for you fatnecks to enjoy. Welcome to reality, shulbs. Andrew Bynum is back.

In his limited playing time, you saw the kind of impact he'll bring. He was blocking shots, gobbling up boards, locking down the paint, and getting his shot off at will, all against a very capable and dangerous Wizard front line. Just imagine the kind of havoc he'll wreak against the Spurs and Mavs. If I were Jim Duncan or Tyson Chandler, I'd be staining my underwear brown 'bout now.

It's over Spur and Mav fans. You guys had a nice little opening to the season, but now the Lakers are back to full strength and poised for the kill.

Just do us one favor. Keep that meat tender. Kobe doesn't like the toughness of gamey meat. :bking

BlackSwordsMan
12-14-2010, 10:30 PM
I'm just gonna stop watching NBA at this point its really unfair lakers are this good.

Nahtanoj
12-14-2010, 10:30 PM
Relax. Bynum has a long way to go before being fully back..

NRHector
12-14-2010, 10:31 PM
I'm just gonna stop watching NBA at this point its really unfair lakers are this good.

:rollin

21_Dickings
12-14-2010, 10:33 PM
I'm just gonna stop watching NBA at this point its really unfair lakers are this good.

That's a good idea. It'll save you a lot of pain of having to watch the Lakers threepeat and Kobe collect his 6th ring. :lobt2:

DPG21920
12-14-2010, 10:34 PM
He looked like he lost all of his athleticism. But I am sure that will come back as the rust goes away and he gets in better shape.

Nahtanoj
12-14-2010, 10:37 PM
He looked like he lost all of his athleticism. But I am sure that will come back as the rust goes away and he gets in better shape.

Conditioning. Game shape.

21_Dickings
12-14-2010, 10:39 PM
Conditioning. Game shape.

Can you imagine when Drew gets back into game shape? Oh, boy. 20-10, every night.

j.dizzle
12-14-2010, 10:44 PM
This is basically Drew's preseason. All he has to do right now is get his conditioning back & give Pau & LO an extra 7-10 minutes of rest. That couple minutes of rest does wonders for 7 footers.

21_Dickings
12-14-2010, 10:45 PM
This is basically Drew's preseason. All he has to do right now is get his conditioning back & give Pau & LO an extra 7-10 minutes of rest. That couple minutes of rest does wonders for 7 footers.

:toast

Feels soooo good. Just hand us the O'Brien already.

Gutter92
12-14-2010, 10:46 PM
Good for Pau, this way he gets more rest and can be the Lakers mvp when it counts, per usual tbh.

Nathan89
12-14-2010, 11:08 PM
Congrats, now kobe has a chance at winning games. He needs the extra talent because he sucks at leading.

"Jim Duncan" won championships without a top ten centers, Kobe struggles to win basketball games without one. It boils down to leadership and this is highly overlooked when people talk about the the skills of Kobe.

Lakers are Stacked though. You better hope that Bynum stays healthy because the Spurs are ready this year. :ihit

Man In Black
12-14-2010, 11:12 PM
When has Bynum ever been ABLE TO STAY HEALTHY? :lmao

Venti Quattro
12-14-2010, 11:12 PM
7 points and 4 rebounds is not bad for a first game. He still lacks timing and conditioning though.

Yorae
12-14-2010, 11:25 PM
OMFG let's tank the season!!!!!!

Mav-elous Man
12-14-2010, 11:47 PM
Bynum will be out again in a few months. Maybe sooner. Even if he IS healthy, he is not a dominant center. He is good enough for the talent that is around him but that is all he has to be.

Koolaid_Man
12-14-2010, 11:53 PM
Man when the Lakers 3peat...I'm gonna talk so much shit you fuckers gonna end yourselves...

Man In Black
12-15-2010, 12:07 AM
Man when the Lakers 3peat...I'm gonna talk so much shit you fuckers gonna end yourselves...
And when you don't what happens then? Are you going to end yourself? Better be prepped. Judgment day will come.

ElNono
12-15-2010, 12:11 AM
Congrats. Here's hoping they put tempered glass in that knee this time around... :toast

weebo
12-15-2010, 12:11 AM
Man when the Lakers 3peat...I'm gonna talk so much shit you fuckers gonna end yourselves...


That's nothing new. As soon as you open your damn mouth the crap rolls right out.

Ghazi
12-15-2010, 12:12 AM
NBA is fuuuuucked!

ElNono
12-15-2010, 12:12 AM
Man when the Lakers 3peat...I'm gonna sodomize luva so hard he's gonna have to end himself...

fify

Koolaid_Man
12-15-2010, 12:14 AM
And when you don't what happens then? Are you going to end yourself? Better be prepped. Judgment day will come.


It will take an ACT of Congress for LA to not 3-peat...yeah we talk shit and we expect shit...and no I won't apologize for that...you fuckers clowned us when Kobe didn't have help now Imma make you eat my shit...

buttsR4rebounding
12-15-2010, 12:14 AM
Over/Under for next Bynum "vacation" is game 63...which are you taking?

Koolaid_Man
12-15-2010, 12:17 AM
Kori can we talk now...I've been on my best behavior...and have toned it down quite a bit...Here's is a heart for you:

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