Why Desi Guys Try To Act Black...

[Double-Up]

I’ve always wondered why desi guys try super hard to be thugs. From wearing the latest Rocawear offerings to G-Unit sneakers, there are many desi guys who are confused about the pigmentation of their skin. I could understand if a desi fellow acting like a thug because he was raised in a poor black community – that’s a lot like Tarzan acting like an ape after being raised in the jungle. But what about all those desi guys who grow up in suburban areas like Edison, NJ.

I always had this theory that any desi guy trying to act like a thug by listening to rap music and walking with his pants hanging low is compensating for something. And what do you know…my theory is right. Desi guys have a small pee-pee (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/6161691.stm).
"A survey of more than 1,000 men in India has concluded that condoms made according to international sizes are too large for a majority of Indian men….
The conclusion of this entire scientific endeavor is that about 60% of Indian men have penises which are between three and five centimeters shorter than international standards used in condom manufacture."
Do desi guys think that if they act black, girls will assume the have big units? Maybe we just unlocked the key to Desi-Thugism. Next time you see a Desi guy, walking around saying “Nigga” after every sentence, just smile at him, because chances are his penis is so small the only kind of girls he can turn on are lesbians.

However there are negative drawbacks to having a big penis. Like when you get a boner in the middle of the day. When you’re sleeping and you got a hard-on. Also when you’re walking down the street and it hangs out your pants and drags on the floor. Or when you lay down and a small plane crashes into it. No? Never had that problem? Oh well.

[TDMVPDPOY]

lol i live in the projects, and most of the security guards down in the lobby are mainly indians << they do that course maybe its easy for citizenship test, but they are puny wankers sitting behind a glass window pushin a button to open/close the door.

I lol at them everytime i see a junky/drunk person disallowed access into the building and outside making threats and challenging the security desi guard to come out fight 1on1, but no the clown has to hide behind a glass and call for backup. I dont know why they even hire these soft ass desi wankers to be security guards....

[Double-Up]

lol Arabs

[skut_farkus]

lol i live in the projects

Lol peasant

[VBM]

lol i live in the projects,

GzXVs2NL7TM

[ALVAREZ6]

"From our population, the evidence is Indians are doing pretty well.

:lmao

doing well in having condoms fall off, that is...

[Double-Up]

lol lakaluva...faggot ass sand nigga

[lefty]

lol Arabs
Yes, Indians are Arabs are the same

Wow :lmao

[JayTheClown]

I’ve always wondered why desi guys try super hard to be thugs. From wearing the latest Rocawear offerings to G-Unit sneakers, there are many desi guys who are confused about the pigmentation of their skin. I could understand if a desi fellow acting like a thug because he was raised in a poor black community – that’s a lot like Tarzan acting like an ape after being raised in the jungle. But what about all those desi guys who grow up in suburban areas like Edison, NJ.

I always had this theory that any desi guy trying to act like a thug by listening to rap music and walking with his pants hanging low is compensating for something. And what do you know…my theory is right. Desi guys have a small pee-pee (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/6161691.stm).
"A survey of more than 1,000 men in India has concluded that condoms made according to international sizes are too large for a majority of Indian men….
The conclusion of this entire scientific endeavor is that about 60% of Indian men have penises which are between three and five centimeters shorter than international standards used in condom manufacture."
Do desi guys think that if they act black, girls will assume the have big units? Maybe we just unlocked the key to Desi-Thugism. Next time you see a Desi guy, walking around saying “Nigga” after every sentence, just smile at him, because chances are his penis is so small the only kind of girls he can turn on are lesbians.

However there are negative drawbacks to having a big penis. Like when you get a boner in the middle of the day. When you’re sleeping and you got a hard-on. Also when you’re walking down the street and it hangs out your pants and drags on the floor. Or when you lay down and a small plane crashes into it. No? Never had that problem? Oh well.

Seriously? Do you really want to start this?

[lefty]

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:RIRfXfyfxYMjxM:http://img.moronail.net/img/0/9/409.jpg&t=1

[lefty]

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:BTGhKvmEN99rQM:http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/4858/wtf22n.jpg&t=1

[Tinystarz]

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:RIRfXfyfxYMjxM:http://img.moronail.net/img/0/9/409.jpg&t=1

lol wow

[JayTheClown]

Yes, Indians are Arabs are the same

Wow :lmao

Yeah, unfortunately there were a lot of New Yorkers who made that mistake the week after 9/11. I have a friend who is Indian. We were like 15 yrs old walking in Brooklyn (I forgot what we were doing there) two white guys and a black guy jumped out of a car and beat the living shit out us both with bats. They called him a "fucking terrorist" and me "a terrorist lover".

lol, the memories

[lefty]

Yeah, unfortunately there were a lot of New Yorkers who made that mistake the week after 9/11. I have a friend who is Indian. We were like 15 yrs old walking in Brooklyn (I forgot what we were doing there) two white guys and a black guy jumped out of a car and beat the living shit out us both with bats. They called him a "fucking terrorist" and me "a terrorist lover".

lol, the memories
Damn :wow

[Darthkiller]

Yeah, unfortunately there were a lot of New Yorkers who made that mistake the week after 9/11. I have a friend who is Indian. We were like 15 yrs old walking in Brooklyn (I forgot what we were doing there) two white guys and a black guy jumped out of a car and beat the living shit out us both with bats. They called him a "fucking terrorist" and me "a terrorist lover".

lol, the memories

wtf is that for real? :wow

[Creepn]

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:BTGhKvmEN99rQM:http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/4858/wtf22n.jpg&t=1

LMAO What in the fuuuuuuck?? :lmao

[BUMP]

Yeah, unfortunately there were a lot of New Yorkers who made that mistake the week after 9/11. I have a friend who is Indian. We were like 15 yrs old walking in Brooklyn (I forgot what we were doing there) two white guys and a black guy jumped out of a car and beat the living shit out us both with bats. They called him a "fucking terrorist" and me "a terrorist lover".

lol, the memories

:nope:td:nope

fPzje3lISdY

[TDMVPDPOY]

Lol I am indian

the worst is that indians are so fucking unathletic and bad at sports and when they play they say "Nigga what" "Nigga give me the ball"

and they go drive in their SLK's and BMWs right afterwards.

i guess every race has it bad instincts....bad odor ftl....