NBA Teams that are cursed

[Gold Tooth Carl]

1.) Clippers - Poor Blake Griffin

2.) Blazers - MJ, Durant, Jailblazers curses, the basketball gods just hate this team

3.) Rockets - Yao Ming Curse, this team just needs to play in bubble wrap or something/Daryl Morey knobslobbing curse

4.) Mavericks - Let's see if they can finally kick the football

5.) Knicks - The curse of stupidity seems to be wearing off

6.) Wolves - :lol Kahn

7.) Hornets - 121-63 curse

8.) Heat - Did it for the kids first round curse, just watch

[Darkwaters]

Bucks - mired in mediocrity and Milwaukee for all eternity.

[rayjayjohnson]

cleveland.

[JayTheClown]

And the Golden State Warriors aren't on this list because......

[Dex]

And the Golden State Warriors aren't on this list because......

1974-1975 says hello. See also: 2006-2007. :downspin:

Clippers take this by far. They always have been terrible, are currently terrible, and seemingly find ways to ensure they always will be terrible.

Portland has been cursed ever since Sam Bowie, but at least they got one in there beforehand.

Houston has just been cursed with Yao Ming being Yao Ming.

New York is just a clusterfuck of mismanagement.

And Dallas is...just Dallas.

[jeebus]

1974-1975 says hello. See also: 2006-2007. :downspin:

Clippers take this by far. They always have been terrible, are currently terrible, and seemingly find ways to ensure they always will be terrible.

Portland has been cursed ever since Sam Bowie, but at least they got one in there beforehand.

Houston has just been cursed with Yao Ming being Yao Ming.

New York is just a clusterfuck of mismanagement.

And Dallas is...just Dallas.
truth. Clippers always have been utter shit, as long Sterling owns them...which has been since around '80 if I'm not mistaken.

And poor poor Dallas, they finally got going after sucking hardcore in the 90s only to choke year after year after year.

EDIT: hahahahahah, can't forget about Minny and the Joe Smith fiasco. Joe freaking Smith.

[JayTheClown]

1974-1975 says hello. See also: 2006-2007. :downspin:

Clippers take this by far. They always have been terrible, are currently terrible, and seemingly find ways to ensure they always will be terrible.

Portland has been cursed ever since Sam Bowie, but at least they got one in there beforehand.

Houston has just been cursed with Yao Ming being Yao Ming.

New York is just a clusterfuck of mismanagement.

And Dallas is...just Dallas.

Then why are the Rockets, Blazers and Heat on the list?

[Dex]

Then why are the Rockets, Blazers and Heat on the list?

Because lists are not infallible?