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rayjayjohnson
12-16-2010, 05:02 PM
...eating cheeseburgers.


oh, and getting injured. Let's not forget getting injured.

21_Blessings
12-16-2010, 05:04 PM
http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/ap/56/fullj.8feed2d1d784f7dd52df967ade960e5a/ap-201012142009725648388.jpg

NBA=F:lolcked

21_Blessings
12-16-2010, 05:05 PM
You guys do realize this will be a perennial thing, right? Get used to it.

Double-Up
12-16-2010, 05:11 PM
Fuck basketball, I'm getting playboy pussy bitches.

http://passionweiss.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/bynum-playboy.jpg

history2b
12-16-2010, 05:11 PM
Bynum is better than any center in the West, which includes the beloved, overrated, irrelevant, piece of shit Spurs roster.

21_Blessings
12-16-2010, 05:12 PM
Fuck basketball, I'm getting playboy pussy bitches.

http://passionweiss.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/bynum-playboy.jpg

So he's a Pimp and an All-Star :tu

rayjayjohnson
12-16-2010, 05:14 PM
http://i.imgur.com/cHXtA.jpg

21_Blessings
12-16-2010, 05:20 PM
http://i.imgur.com/cHXtA.jpg

That's funny. Now go shop another one featuring zero-time All-Star/NBA Champion Nene.

rayjayjohnson
12-16-2010, 05:22 PM
That's funny. Now go shop another one featuring zero-time All-Star/NBA Champion Nene.

i can shop in yao ming to highlight how legitimate being an all-star is if you'd like

DeadlyDynasty
12-16-2010, 05:23 PM
His stats don't need to be great while he's working back into game shape...just the fact that he can spell Pau for a few minutes makes him invaluable right now. The stats will come later

DeadlyDynasty
12-16-2010, 05:25 PM
Tbh I don't get the playboy smack talk. Is that honestly supposed to be a knock on someone for chillin at the playboy mansion?

More time at the playboy mansion means less time accruing high scores at ST arcade games, tbh.

4>0rings
12-16-2010, 05:29 PM
Too much Lefty, cannot compute....

Double-Up
12-16-2010, 05:32 PM
Tbh I don't get the playboy smack talk. Is that honestly supposed to be a knock on someone for chillin at the playboy mansion?

Those photos are during his supposed "injury", no nigga with bad knee's is gonna be carrying bitches. Nothing against fucking them, but you shouldn't be carrying them hoes. Then again Mavfan needs a Krew to be relevant. :lol

j.dizzle
12-16-2010, 05:33 PM
Hmmmm, since Bynum returned Pau has looked like a completely different player. Coincidence? Did anybody else see Pau make Hibbert his personal bitch yesterday? lmao I almost felt bad for the kid

Fpoonsie
12-16-2010, 05:34 PM
Bynum is better than any center in the West, which includes the beloved, overrated, irrelevant, piece of shit Spurs roster.


All very predictable. Guys his height / weight weren't designed to run and jump up and down a hardwood floor. I had a conversation about Yao after his 1st season with some fans and explained that this was going to happen to him well before he hits 30. I said his best years will be now (back in 2003/04) and he'll get progressively worse due to his body failing presmaturely unlike most players who hit their prime between 27-32.

Hakeem Olajuwon >>> Any player to ever wear a Spurs uniform

trying too hard tbh

history2b
12-16-2010, 05:41 PM
trying too hard tbh


Bynum isn't 7'6 320lbs.

Different size proportion obvious to the human eye and anyone with an IQ above 46.

Scores of players Andrew Bynum's size have played basketball into their 30s rendering your faulty connection a failure.

djohn2oo8
12-16-2010, 05:43 PM
Bynum isn't 7'6 320lbs.

Different size proportion obvious to the human eye and anyone with an IQ above 46.

Scores of players Andrew Bynum's size have played basketball into their 30s rendering your faulty connection a failure.

Bynum's knees are already fucked up at age 22, same as Brandon Roy's knees before he came out of college

21_Blessings
12-16-2010, 05:46 PM
Bynum's knees are already fucked up at age 22, same as Brandon Roy's knees before he came out of college

Bynum still has his knee cartilage, Roy not so much. Oops :lol

Ghazi
12-16-2010, 05:48 PM
best C in West? hmm I'll take Duncan and my man Tyson Chandler over Glassy.

history2b
12-16-2010, 05:49 PM
Bynum's knees are already fucked up at age 22, same as Brandon Roy's knees before he came out of college


He's sustained some damage for sure but he's young enough to recover at age 22.

Even so, the Lakers only need him to be productive for what? Another 2-3 years?

djohn2oo8
12-16-2010, 05:51 PM
He's sustained some damage for sure but he's young enough to recover at age 22.

Even so, the Lakers only need him to be productive for what? Another 2-3 years?

Only thing is he didn't get paid 60 mil to be "just productive"...some Laker fans here proclaimed him to be the next Wilt *21 Blessings*

21_Blessings
12-16-2010, 05:51 PM
best C in West? hmm I'll take Duncan and my man Tyson Chandler over Glassy.

You'd also take the Cleveland Cavaliers in the NBA finals.

Ghazi
12-16-2010, 05:52 PM
backdoor fucking sweep

21_Blessings
12-16-2010, 05:52 PM
...some Laker fans here proclaimed him to be the next Wilt *21 Blessings*

Go ahead and show me where I said that? :lol

21_Blessings
12-16-2010, 05:53 PM
:lobt: :lobt: :lobt2:

Fpoonsie
12-16-2010, 05:57 PM
Bynum isn't 7'6 320lbs.

Different size proportion obvious to the human eye and anyone with an IQ above 46.

Scores of players Andrew Bynum's size have played basketball into their 30s rendering your faulty connection a failure.

There wasn't a basketball connection to be made there, but rather an all-too-noticeable trend at your shitty attempts to bait. When you can't even hook GNSF w/ that weak shit, it's time to hang up your rod.

history2b
12-16-2010, 06:00 PM
Only thing is he didn't get paid 60 mil to be "just productive"...some Laker fans here proclaimed him to be the next Wilt *21 Blessings*



I've said he is overpaid since the day he inked the contract.

But since I am not the one signing the check, wtf should I care so long as the one who is signing the check keeps his checkbook open to sign other productive players.

- Re-signed Lamar
- Signed Ron to the full MLE
- Signed Blake and Barnes for the full MLE the next year

Checkbook opened, no beef, case closed.

history2b
12-16-2010, 06:04 PM
There wasn't a basketball connection to be made there, but rather an all-too-noticeable trend at your shitty attempts to bait. When you can't even hook GNSF w/ that weak shit, it's time to hang up your rod.


What is it with you morons around here thinking everything is a bait? Are you really all that fucked up?

I made a point that was truthful and if you didn't understand the point or the meaning then you probably should just keep it to yourself.

Fpoonsie
12-16-2010, 06:08 PM
What is it with you morons around here thinking everything is a bait? Are you really all that fucked up?

I made a point that was truthful and if you didn't understand the point or the meaning then you probably should just keep it to yourself.

Uhhhh...how do follow up this:


All very predictable. Guys his height / weight weren't designed to run and jump up and down a hardwood floor. I had a conversation about Yao after his 1st season with some fans and explained that this was going to happen to him well before he hits 30. I said his best years will be now (back in 2003/04) and he'll get progressively worse due to his body failing presmaturely unlike most players who hit their prime between 27-32.

with this:


Hakeem Olajuwon >>> Any player to ever wear a Spurs uniform

in the same post? That's a Family Guy-esque segue if I've ever seen one...

Fpoonsie
12-16-2010, 06:09 PM
double piz-zost...

history2b
12-16-2010, 06:15 PM
Uhhhh...how do follow up this:



with this:



in the same post? That's a Family Guy-esque segue if I've ever seen one...


I decided to throw that in for good measure of Truth.