Lakaluva's Guide to Getting Fat Chicks. Just published!

[TheLakaluvaLibrary]

The Lakaluva library is proud to announce the publication of lakaluva's new book, "Lakaluva's Guide to Getting Fat Chicks." It's hot off the presses and will officially go on sale December 21 at a price of 19.99. It will be available at all retail book outlets, online retailers, and our gift shop. And don't forget to visit us on the 21st! Lakaluva will be in person to sign copies and read a chapter from his book!

Until then, here's some excerpts to tide you over:

...this book is for those of you, like me, who weren't necessarily blessed with the best looks or body odor. Hell, I've been told I got the face of a Boston Terrier with the smell to match. But let me tell you, I get more pussy than all them pretty boy DiCaprio looking motherfuckers that are all over LA. How do I do this? Well, you're about to find out.

Lesson 1: Have a strong back. I can't emphasize this enough. Fuck all that cardio shit, or having a balanced weight training regimen, but do work on your back. See, in they minds, fat chicks think they skinny, so there will be a time when the bitch will try to jump in your arms, or want you to carry her to the bed all romantically and shit, or want to fuck cowgirl. The muscles in your back need to be strong like a motherfucking ox if you want to play the fat chick game. So before you hit the town, build up that back.

Lesson 2: You need to have the right scent. Now scientists have discovered one of the key components that attracts people together is pheromones or some shit. Research has shown that females are indeed attracted to the scent of male sweat. Well fuck that. Maybe skinny chicks, but from my experience, being a sweaty motherfucker ain't gonna bring the herd your way. This is because if you sweaty it means you're an active individual and fat chicks want nothing to do with activity.

What you gonna wanna do before you hit up a fat chick hot spot is cook up a package of bacon and take the grease drippings and rub them all over your clothes and body. You do that, you gonna find yourself in the middle of a stampede, and that's a good fuckin' place to be. And don't forget to bring the bacon. It's a good ice breaker, asking a fat chick if she'd like a piece of bacon like skinny people ask each other if they'd like a piece of gum.

Lesson 3: Smoke your dick. And I don't mean to suck your own dick, pervert. What I mean is you're gonna want to smoke your dick like a pit-master smokes some bar-b-que. Head over the grocery store and get yourself some mesquite, applewood, or whatever, drain your toilet of its water, put them chips in there, light it up, grab your favorite fat chick porno mag, and sit on there. I recommend an hour. After that, your dick and balls be smelling like some finely cooked brisket, and if you're lucky enough to find yourself in a position where a fat chick's about to go down on you (which you should if you followed lessons 1 and 2), you'll get a blow job that'll make you fuckin' weep.

[Ace]

:lmao

[JayTheClown]

:toast

[djohn2oo8]

:lmao:lmao:lmao

[HarlemHeat37]

:lol:lol..

[JayTheClown]

This shit so funny I cant even read it all.

[KapitanTutan]

11/10

[xellos88330]

:lmao:lmao:lmao :toast

Number 3 was EPIC!!!

[TheLakaluvaLibrary]

I'm glad to see the positive response. We really hope this will the biggest self-help release of the new year.

Regards,

The Lakaluva Library

[ElNono]

lmao

[MavDynasty]

20/10

[jeebus]

:rollin

[edgar]

One quick question oh wise one,

What if you have calf tatoos? Do the rules still apply?

Thanks in advance...
:toast

[TimmehC]

Well done. Second-best troll ever.

[LkrFan]

:lol

[Trill Clinton]

http://i745.photobucket.com/albums/xx100/MABOcho/v8o7qv.gif

[NRHector]

This is a classic and best seller book, how many can we buy? I want to give it as a christmas gift to my co-workers :toast

[Danny.Zhu]

Nice.

[Nahtanoj]

Good shit.

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

Two words

Fucking Gay

[JayTheClown]

Two words

Fucking Gay

Whatever you know that was funny:lol

[DieHardSpursFan1537]

Sounds like a very intriguing book. I hope I can pick it up on the 21st. Looks like a good read.

:lol

[Ace]

Two words

Fucking Gay
Yes we know, you didn't have to come out it was obvious.

[JayTheClown]

Yes we know, you didn't have to come out it was obvious.

:lol

[Mhak]

I barely post in this site but damn I must say this ish is funny!!! Amazing trolling

[Brother Sum]

Classic :toast

[Texas_Ranger]

Nice. :rollin

[TE]

:lmao

[Gold Tooth Carl]

Now, the next publishing should be "Lakaluva's guide to getting fat dicks"

[LnGrrrR]

:lol :tu

[midnightpulp]

Wow. Jammy with the goods.

[SpursNextRomanEmpire]

:rollin

[BoricuaCJA]

:rollin:rollin

[symple19]

Glorious

[Ignignokt]

:lmao

[monosylab1k]

rofl rofl rofl rofl lakaluva just got ethered

[lefty]

:lmao :rollin

[nkdlunch]

Luvalibrary is my fav troll. but this one is not funny tbh.

[hater]

this lakaluva guy is a sick bastard

[BUMP]

but this is not funny tbh.

I think I fainted from too much irony

[nkdlunch]

I don't want to hear your whining. just try harder next time.
thanks,

[djohn2oo8]

I don't want to hear your whining. just try harder next time.
thanks,

Did you really think that wasn't funny? :lol

[cheguevara]

this is fiction right? cause luva is a homo

[Cry Havoc]

:rollin

[hater]

Luvalibrary is my fav troll. but this one is not funny tbh.

r u fucking retarded?

this was pretty funny and funnier than anything any laker fan has ever posted

[JayTheClown]

Luvalibrary is my fav troll. but this one is not funny tbh.

Somebody has a has a fat chick:lol

[TheLakaluvaLibrary]

Greetings everyone!

We here at the Lakaluva Library are proud to report that the 100,000th copy of "Lakaluva's Guide to Getting Fat Chicks" has just been sold!

Here's is Mr. Luva's official statement:

Damn, gotdamn, I just don't what to say. Right now, I feel like muthafucking Kobe after passing Jim Dunan in rings. Never expected to sell a thousand books, much less a hundred K. But I would be fuckin' remiss if I didn't credit my niggas at the Naruto forums for inspiring me to undertake this project.

I remember the thread which gave me the idea like it was yesterday. It was a thread titled "Girls Suck," and we was all in there complaining about how chicks are shallow and go only after dudes who have money and good hygiene, something us Naruto fanboys got none of. After exchanging many theories of what pussy must feel like, I logged off. As I sat there that night in my bed, all bitter, Asian, smelling like ass, and near suicidal, a gotdamn light bulb exploded in my head. Fat chicks need dick too, even if it is a small Asian one that looks like a cocktail sausage.

The next day, I got off the computer, off my ass, told my moms to wash and iron my Kobe Jersey and hit up all the donut shops and weight loss centers in LA. It didn't go smoothly at first. This one fat chick stomped my ass into the ground cause she thought I was scheming to steal the leg of lamb she was gnawing on, but after I got my bearings, I found the right one, a 400 pounder named Juanita, and finally got my first piece of pussy. I felt 26 years of frustration exit my dick in 30 seconds, and gotdamn did it feel good.

After Luva conquered his first hoe, the rest, as they say, is history.

Love you all.

Keep 'em hungry.

Lakaluva.

[TheLakaluvaLibrary]

I missed this one. Guess you needed me to get this shit cracking.

Congratulations on the success of your book!

How about next month we get you in for a book signing?

[TinTin]

iron my kobe jersey

:lmao

[dbreiden83080]

After that, your dick and balls be smelling like some finely cooked brisket, and if you're lucky enough to find yourself in a position where a fat chick's about to go down on you (which you should if you followed lessons 1 and 2), you'll get a blow job that'll make you fuckin' weep.

:lol:lol

:toast

[dbreiden83080]

Greetings everyone!

We here at the Lakaluva Library are proud to report that the 100,000th copy of "Lakaluva's Guide to Getting Fat Chicks" has just been sold!

Here's is Mr. Luva's official statement:

Damn, gotdamn, I just don't what to say. Right now, I feel like muthafucking Kobe after passing Jim Dunan in rings. Never expected to sell a thousand books, much less a hundred K. But I would be fuckin' remiss if I didn't credit my niggas at the Naruto forums for inspiring me to undertake this project.

I remember the thread which gave me the idea like it was yesterday. It was a thread titled "Girls Suck," and we was all in there complaining about how chicks are shallow and go only after dudes who have money and good hygiene, something us Naruto fanboys got none of. After exchanging many theories of what pussy must feel like, I logged off. As I sat there that night in my bed, all bitter, Asian, smelling like ass, and near suicidal, a gotdamn light bulb exploded in my head. Fat chicks need dick too, even if it is a small Asian one that looks like a cocktail sausage.
The next day, I got off the computer, off my ass, told my moms to wash and iron my Kobe Jersey and hit up all the donut shops and weight loss centers in LA. It didn't go smoothly at first. This one fat chick stomped my ass into the ground cause she thought I was scheming to steal the leg of lamb she was gnawing on, but after I got my bearings, I found the right one, a 400 pounder named Juanita, and finally got my first piece of pussy. I felt 26 years of frustration exit my dick in 30 seconds, and gotdamn did it feel good.

After Luva conquered his first hoe, the rest, as they say, is history.

Love you all.

Keep 'em hungry.

Lakaluva.

dying of laughter

epic..

[Axe Murderer]

I'm a lil disappointed in my #1 troll fan. With thread ratings this low, you should have pm'd me to get this shit at least up to 10 pages. You failed, you faggot.

I'm shakin' so fast that you could say I'm vibratin'
There's a sickness in my head a hunger escalatin'
There's no other ending to this shit so why the fuck I'm waitin'
Hop into the darkness for my homicidal break-in
I thought it out for many weeks I even told a reverend
But he ain't even listenin' 'cause I'm over eleven
I told my girlfriend and she just said it was cute
Then asked me how she looked in her fuck me boots and took off

[Bito Corleone]

Fat chicks need dick too, even if it is a small Asian one that looks like a cocktail sausage.
:lmao

[4>0rings]

This nigga is the Frank Lucas of fat chicks, the don. We could all learn so much from him.

[jjktkk]

Does Luva make all his fat girls dress up in Naruto costumes?

[Juggity]

The next day, I got off the computer, off my ass, told my moms to wash and iron my Kobe Jersey and hit up all the donut shops and weight loss centers in LA. It didn't go smoothly at first. This one fat chick stomped my ass into the ground cause she thought I was scheming to steal the leg of lamb she was gnawing on, but after I got my bearings, I found the right one, a 400 pounder named Juanita, and finally got my first piece of pussy. I felt 26 years of frustration exit my dick in 30 seconds, and gotdamn did it feel good.

I'll admit I was skeptical after the first post. I didn't think it was all that funny. But this follow up was genius.

Impressed by your nuance, TLL.

[Cessation]

Great troll job.

lol buthurt narutoluva

[LakaLuvaMentalAsylum]

I missed this one. Guess you needed me to get this shit cracking.



Dear Mr. Lakaluva,

Why don't you delve deeper into the reason why you missed it? The officials at the Mental Asylum thank you for your clinic and symposium you administered upon our patients today. You gave a fine power point presentation on how to be the biggest fucking moron in the world. You then gave a exuberant lecture on how Mavs Shoot em up #41 likes to go down on you 18 times per day. Next you decided to give out the book "LakaLuva: The Guide to getting fat chicks" for free to our patients with an hour long book signing session. Finally, you gave the asylum this valiant and gracious gift.

qmd77b7sHyw

Do not doubt yourself in such dire times Mr.Luva. Your acute potential and impressive ability to lead the way at the asylum and paving the way for fucking morons is extremely impressive.

Best,

LakaLuvaMentalAsylum

[TheLakaluvaLibrary]

The Lakaluva Library is once again proud to report that sales of Lakaluva's Guide to Getting Fat Chicks have reached five hundred thousand!

Lakaluva was unavailable for comment at this time since he's currently in Corpus Christi, TX (the fattest city in America) personally calculating the BMI of the city's more rotund female residents with his penis, but once he returns--

Wait! Good news, Spurstalk. The phone just rang and none other than Lakaluva is on the line. Now we'll have to do a live interview, right here on Spurstalk!

ME: Yeah, you're on, right now.

Lakaluva: I got nothing to say to those faggots.

ME: C'mon now. Be a sport.

Lakaluva: Lil' nigga, when you ever know me to be a sport?

ME: Give me a few lines I can run with and I promise to treat you to some chulapas when you return.

Lakaluva: You gon' have to do better than that, nigga.

ME: What do you want?

Lakaluva: I want you to go over to Milton's and get J'Shanda, then you gon' go over to Taco Bell, buy you six of them extra large steak chalupas, have the nigga put nacho cheese on 'em, and not just a little like them Jew fuckers always do, tell 'em to drench those motherfuckers--

ME: Okay.

Lakaluva: Then you drive J'Shanda over to my place, the maid will let you in, take her to my bedroom and lay her bison sized ass out on the bed and dump the fillings of them chalupas into every roll of fat you can find. I'll be home by dinner time to do what I gotta do.

ME: Let me get this straight. You are going to consume the contents of a fast food item from in between this woman's folds of fat?

Lakaluva: Damn right, nigga.

ME: That's disgusting.

Lakaluva: I ain't got time for this bullshit. Good--

ME: Wait, wait, wait, let me call Milton and make sure J'Shanda's there.

Lakaluva: 'Course she gon' be there. I'm the bitch's only customer.

ME: Hold on.

(minute passes by)

ME: Luva, you there.

Lakaluva: Yeah. Where the fuck you think I'd be?

ME: I'm afraid I have some bad news. J'Shanda passed away from a massive coronary last week.

Lakaluva (angry): Motherfucker!

ME: I'm sorry.

Lakaluva: Nigga, I ain't in grief. Bitch nearly croaked on me once. Had to restart her heart by repeatedly hittin' her chest with one of them ceramic toilet tank covers. Wound up breakin' the thing half. But she lived. She lucky I'm a compassionate motherfucker.

ME: Well, she's gone now.

Lakaluva: Then I'm gone too. Got bidness with these bitches down here. Gonna put a metric ton on my dick tonight. Woo-whee.

ME: No words for Spurstalk?

Lakaluva: Yeah. Suck it bitches.

[NRHector]

:lol

[Giuseppe]

:rolleyes

[Red Hawk #21]

Even Lakluva has to have found this funny :lmao:lmao

[LnGrrrR]

:lol The part about the ceramic toilet seat cover was a nice touch.

[Koolaid_Man]

You niggas luv some luva...lol

shit nigga...how do you do it playa...you got these Ho's literally eating outta the palm of your fucking hands...I've seen some shit but these niggas and white boys deep throating even your sac...got dam playa

They dedicating all kinds of shit to you...that Nurotu shit and now the Library shit...

Luva got them Ho's in area codes::toast I ain't mad cha playa...


GD8AFbD2mmE

[DPG21920]

:lmao :lmao

[Giuseppe]

:lmao:lmao:lmao

[xellos88330]

:lmao:lmao

[lefty]

This thread is fucking epic

[LnGrrrR]

I know I am...

Anyone else want to guess how he planned on ending this sentence?

...loving this Naruto marathon!

...beating off to this pic of Kobe on my ceiling!

...gonna call up that 280 lb chick tonight that Kool was bragging about!

[ElNono]

...a bitter asian male

[4>0 Rings' Treadmill]

:lmao:lmao:lmao

"If the intended receiver isn't available to catch the ball, you throw that forsaken pass into the direction of Lake Eerie"

[Giuseppe]

"If the intended receiver isn't available to catch the ball, you throw that forsaken pass into the direction of Lake Eerie"

lmcontrollinao!!!

[midnightpulp]

"If the intended receiver isn't available to catch the ball, you throw that forsaken pass into the direction of Lake Eerie"

http://shop.sportsworldcards.com/ekmps/shops/sportsworld/images/cleveland-browns-brian-sipe-516-rookie-card-topps-1976-nfl-american-football-trading-gum-card-4695-p.jpg

[4>0 Rings' Treadmill]

Unfortunately Sipe wasn't in control that day

tee, hee

[Giuseppe]

It'll never end.

[midnightpulp]

lmcontrollinao!!!

http://shop.sportsworldcards.com/ekmps/shops/sportsworld/images/cleveland-browns-brian-sipe-516-rookie-card-topps-1976-nfl-american-football-trading-gum-card-4695-p.jpg

[4>0 Rings' Treadmill]

Red Right 88

[Giuseppe]

http://shop.sportsworldcards.com/ekmps/shops/sportsworld/images/cleveland-browns-brian-sipe-516-rookie-card-topps-1976-nfl-american-football-trading-gum-card-4695-p.jpg

muhahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Lake Erie

[Giuseppe]

Lake Erie

Your (!)

[midnightpulp]

muhahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

"After a rare winning season in 1986, Sports Illustrated, with Carter and Snyder pictured on the cover, boldly predicted the Indians to win the American League East in 1987. Instead, the team went on to lose 101 games and finish with the worst record in baseball, a fate attributed to the Sports Illustrated cover jinx.[61]"

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Giuseppe]

lmcontrollinao!!!

[midnightpulp]

Your (!)

"After rejecting an offer from George Steinbrenner and former Indian Al Rosen, Stouffer sold the team in 1972 to a group led by Cleveland Cavaliers and Cleveland Barons owner Nick Mileti.[53] Steinbrenner went on to buy the New York Yankees in 1973.[54]"

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[4>0 Rings' Treadmill]

"After a rare winning season in 1986, Sports Illustrated, with Carter and Snyder pictured on the cover, boldly predicted the Indians to win the American League East in 1987. Instead, the team went on to lose 101 games and finish with the worst record in baseball, a fate attributed to the Sports Illustrated cover jinx.[61]"

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Giuseppe]

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

:lmao:lmao:lmao

[4>0 Rings' Treadmill]

Art Modell

[Giuseppe]

:lmao:lmao:lmao

[midnightpulp]

:lmao:lmao:lmao

"Curse of Rocky Colavito

In 1960, Lane made the trade that would define his tenure in Cleveland when he dealt slugging right fielder and fan favorite[47] Rocky Colavito to the Detroit Tigers for Harvey Kuenn just before Opening Day in 1960. It was a blockbuster trade that swapped the 1959 AL home run co-champion (Colavito) for the AL batting champion (Kuenn). After the trade, however, Colavito hit over 30 home runs four times and made three All-Star teams for Detroit and Kansas City before returning to Cleveland in 1965. Kuenn, on the other hand, would play only one season for the Indians before departing for San Francisco in a trade for an aging Johnny Antonelli and Willie Kirkland. Akron Beacon Journal columnist Terry Pluto documented the decades of woe that followed the trade in his book The Curse of Rocky Colavito.[48] Despite being attached to the curse, Colavito said that he never placed a curse on the Indians but that the trade was prompted by a salary dispute with Lane.[49]"

Rocky Colavito

[4>0 Rings' Treadmill]

Will Hunting

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Jose Mesa
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5WGRD4Cp1ss/TTBqqd2zknI/AAAAAAAABFA/Zw6O57Ock8k/s1600/jose_mesa.jpg

meet

Edgar Renteria
http://www.baseball-almanac.com/players/pics/edgar_renteria_autograph.jpg

[Giuseppe]

lmcontrollinao!!!

[midnightpulp]

Jose Mesa
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5WGRD4Cp1ss/TTBqqd2zknI/AAAAAAAABFA/Zw6O57Ock8k/s1600/jose_mesa.jpg

meet

Edgar Renteria
http://www.baseball-almanac.com/players/pics/edgar_renteria_autograph.jpg


:lol

[Giuseppe]

It'll never end!

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

The Tet Offensive


The Tet Offensive was a military campaign during the Vietnam War (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vietnam_War) that began on January 31, 1968. Regular and irregular forces of the People's Army of Vietnam (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/People%27s_Army_of_Vietnam) fought against the forces of the Republic of Vietnam (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republic_of_Vietnam) (South Vietnam), the United States (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States), and their allies. The purpose of the offensive was to strike military and civilian command and control centers throughout South Vietnam and to spark a general uprising among the population that would then topple the Saigon (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saigon) government, thus ending the war in a single blow.

[4>0 Rings' Treadmill]

"The Drive refers to an offensive series in the fourth quarter of the AFC Championship Game played on January 11, 1987, between the Denver Broncos and the Cleveland Browns. Broncos quarterback John Elway, in a span of 5 minutes and 2 seconds, led his team 98 yards to tie the game with 37 seconds left in regulation. Denver won the game in overtime with a field goal, 23-20.
The 98-yard drive ranks as pro football's prototypical performance in the clutch.[1] Elway and his team spanned almost all of the 100-yard football field. According to an article by Sports Illustrated columnist and Colorado resident Rick Reilly, when Elway started the drive, Broncos offensive guard Keith Bishop said of the Browns, "We got 'em right where we want 'em!" Of note is that the Browns could not force a fourth down against the Broncos."

The Drive

[4>0 Rings' Treadmill]

The Tet Offensive



:rollin

[Giuseppe]

It never fails:::lmcontrollinao!!!

tee, hee.

[midnightpulp]

In 1963, Daley's syndicate sold the team to a group headed by general manager Gabe Paul.[9] Three years later, Paul sold the Indians to Vernon Stouffer,[52] of the Stouffer's frozen-food empire. Prior to Stouffer's purchase, the team was rumored to be relocated due to poor attendance. Despite the potential for a financially strong owner, Stouffer had some non-baseball related financial setbacks and, consequently, the team was cash-poor. In order to solve some financial problems, Stouffer had made an agreement to play a minimum of 30 home games in New Orleans with a view to a possible move there.[53]

http://www.yourgroceryshopper.com/uploads/1/5/5/4/1554554/6958419_orig.jpg?86?4394247

Stouffer bent the city of Cleveland over and sure show 'em a stuffed fuckin' pepper.

[4>0 Rings' Treadmill]

The Nixon Doctrine

[Giuseppe]

:lmao:lmao:lmao

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Hoang Minh Thao

http://a8.vietbao.vn/images/vn802/chinh-tri/20802730_images1622147_0.jpg

[midnightpulp]

"In 1965, the Indians traded pitcher Tommy John, who would go on to win 288 games in his career, and 1966 Rookie of the Year Tommy Agee to the White Sox to get Colavito back.[49]"

Tommy John

[Giuseppe]

lmcontrollinao!!!

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

"On October 20, 2007, Drew hit a grand slam (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_slam_%28baseball%29) in Game 6 of the 2007 ALCS (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2007_American_League_Championship_Series) with the Red Sox down 3-2 facing elimination. They would later go on to win the World series after being down 3-1 to the Indians"

J.D. Drew

[midnightpulp]

"The 1970s were little better, with the Indians trading away several future stars, including Graig Nettles, Dennis Eckersley, Buddy Bell and 1971 Rookie of the Year Chris Chambliss,[50] for a number of players who made no impact.[51]"

My God. Did the Cleveland Indians actually play any baseball, or did they have more fun trading everybody?

[4>0 Rings' Treadmill]

Vietnamization

[Giuseppe]

Go---EVERYBODY---Go!!!

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Vietnamization
The National Liberation Front

[Giuseppe]

The National Liberation Front

Your naked ass.

[4>0 Rings' Treadmill]

1997 season: Two outs away!

[midnightpulp]

Your naked ass.

:rolleyes

[Giuseppe]

:lmao:lmao:lmao

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Your naked ass.
rememba det time you were seduced by a Vietnamese lady who had a razor blade waiting in her pussy to slice the ol' 14 incher in half

Cubby's Vietnamese Prostitute

[Giuseppe]

That still gave you a seven incher, DoK.

muhahahahahahahaha!!!

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

No. It was sliced in half, vertically

[midnightpulp]

rememba det time you were seduced by a Vietnamese lady who had a razor blade waiting in her pussy to slice the ol' 14 incher in half

Cubby's Vietnamese Prostitute

Gives new meaning to the phrase "Just like shaved pussy," doesn't it?

[midnightpulp]

That still gave you a seven incher, DoK.

muhahahahahahahaha!!!

:rolleyes

[Giuseppe]

:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Giuseppe]

No. It was sliced in half, vertically

That's how Swords became Swordsy.

tee, hee.

[Giuseppe]

Gives new meaning to the phrase "Just like shaved pussy," doesn't it?

lmcontrollinao!!!

[midnightpulp]

That's how Swords became Swordsy.

tee, hee.

:blah

[Giuseppe]

muhahahahahahaha!!!

[midnightpulp]

muhahahahahahaha!!!

Answer the fuckin' question:

Was Rocky Calavito your boyhood hero?

[Giuseppe]

Answer the fuckin' question:

Was Rocky Calavito your boyhood hero?

Apol first. Then we'll talk turkey. Otherwise, uh, uh.

[midnightpulp]

Apol first. Then we'll talk turkey. Otherwise, uh, uh.

http://api.freebase.com/api/trans/image_thumb/m/02b1mxd?maxwidth=140&maxheight=140&mode=fillcropmid

[Giuseppe]

lmvictoriousao!!!

[midnightpulp]

lmvictoriousao!!!

I want a Rocky Colavito card. An original not a reprint. Send one to me, and I'll issue you an apology.

[Giuseppe]

Nope. You go first. I demanded an apology first.

[Kool Bob Love]

:greedy

[TheLakaluvaLibrary]

In honor of Lakaluva's return, we are offering his book at a 75% discount in both hardcover and digital form. Get them while they're hot.

[Buddy Mignon]

In honor of Lakaluva's return, we are offering his book at a 75% discount in both hardcover and digital form. Get them while they're hot.

Lakaluva is still in prison. The heffa upstairs holds a grudge like a fucking bear.

[midnightpulp]

Lakaluva is still in prison. The heffa upstairs holds a grudge like a fucking bear.

Throw that 200.00 my way and I'll see what I can do.

[midnightpulp]

How's the fat chick game, homie?

[Buddy Mignon]

How's the fat chick game, homie?

Its all good, homie.

[BD24]

:lmaowhat a great thread and great troll. Thanks for the bump Midnight Pulp:toast

[Buddy Mignon]

:lmaowhat a great thread and great troll. Thanks for the bump Midnight Pulp:toast

Everything about me is great, lil nigga. Stop acting surprised.

[benefactor]

Damn...nice bump.

After exchanging many theories of what pussy must feel like, I logged off. As I sat there that night in my bed, all bitter, Asian, smelling like ass, and near suicidal, a gotdamn light bulb exploded in my head. Fat chicks need dick too, even if it is a small Asian one that looks like a cocktail sausage.
:lol