Eva on L'OREAL commercial

[Jimcs50]

Have you guys seen her new commercial? She looks great in it. :eyebrows She is getting 1.9 million fro this contract too. Not bad for a girl from Corpus Christi, Tx.

[Gatita]

She is from Falfurrias.

[Mr Dio]

Buddy of mine said she was born in CC, TX & that he went to Miller HS in CC. TX w/1 of her older sisters.

[Gatita]

Eva Longoria on Young and the Restless
Posted by: Esmeralda Longoria Date: September 07, 2001 at 12:07:11
of 482


Please support someone distantly related to you.

Eva Longoria is my sister and is on the Young and the Restless.
She plays Isabella Brania.

Our family is from the Falfurrias/Encino area.

Please write in and support her as a Latina actress.
----
Esme Longoria
http://www.esme.com

[bigzak25]

she's from "south texas" should cover it...

but okay...i'm starting to get sick of her now too...

i can understand hungry for a new jlo, but overexposure has a way of speeding those 15 minutes up real quick....

[Gatita]

she's from "south texas" should cover it...

but okay...i'm starting to get sick of her now too...

i can understand hungry for a new jlo, but overexposure has a way of speeding those 15 minutes up real quick....

I figured that out a while back. Overexposure! :vomit

[travis2]

Family is from Falfurrias. But she did go to CC Miller. She was a cheerleader.

[bigzak25]

well it takes men longer....t n a is never frowned upon...

but i compare it to when a great song comes out, but the stations play it 3 times an hour...

[MsMcGillyCutty]

Eva is a very attractive woman who is taking advantage of the opportunities thrown her way. Not to mention the men.

[MannyIsGod]

I'd hit it.

[Gatita]

I'd hit it.

You sound like you have tlong's limited vocabulary.

[MannyIsGod]

Some things don't take many words to say.

[bigzak25]

is eva on the list of approved cheat options?

hopefully she's replaced margaret cho.

[Gatita]

Me sex Eva.

We are back to cro-magnum times. :lol

[MannyIsGod]

:lol

The list is finalized, and cannot be updated.

[ObiwanGinobili]

I'm a straight married chick and I'd do her!

[Jimcs50]

You sound like you have tlong's limited vocabulary.


OK, how about this.

Eva

"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date".


:)

[Gatita]

OK, how about this.

Eva

"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date".


:)

I am impressed Jim. Do you use those lines on all the "little" ladies? :lol

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I am impressed Jim. Do you use those lines on all the "little" ladies? :lol

Jim's from College Station, all he has to do is offer meth to the Aggie chicks.

[Flea]

I'm a straight married chick and I'd do her!


My husband and I have a joke that he can have an affair with anyone I would do as well. :lol

[MannyIsGod]

Everyone needs to have a cheat list.

[Gatita]

Jim's from College Station, all he has to do is offer meth to the Aggie chicks.

I hear he is a dentist. I wonder if he carries nitrous oxide in the back seat of his car.

[Gatita]

Everyone needs to have a cheat list.

So much for being well spoken. :lol

[MannyIsGod]

So much for being well spoken. :lol
It's from a Friends episode! Chingow, don't you understand?

[Gatita]

It's from a Friends episode! Chingow, don't you understand?

Even fucking worse! You watch Friends! Ugh, Manny! You disappoint me :depressed

Tell me your chick made you do it. :lol

[MannyIsGod]

She actualy did, but I like it now. :)

[Jekka]

is eva on the list of approved cheat options?

hopefully she's replaced margaret cho.

The list cannot be changed (because if that was the case then you could just change it to fuck anyone you want, and that defeats the purpose of the list). And Margaret Cho is on the mutual list anyways, so Eva would have to go there - and as I've already explained to Manuel, there's no way in hell I'd fuck Eva. Not because of her sexual history, but because she would have to learn to eat first - I'd rather not die by elbow impalement.

[Gatita]

She actualy did, but I like it now. :)

The truth comes out. Your getting weak. Next your going to say you like watching American Idol because the music/singing is good. :lol

[bigzak25]

first rule of watching friends. never talk about watching friends.


i can understand if you watch it cuz your lady is in one of her moods....and then tell her she is prettier than rachel to seal the deal...also read that in a magazine.

[Jekka]

Jim's from College Station, all he has to do is offer meth to the Aggie chicks.

:lmao

[Gatita]

there's no way in hell I'd fuck Eva. Not because of her sexual history, but because she would have to learn to eat first - I'd rather not die by elbow impalement.

:lmao

[MannyIsGod]

The truth comes out. Your getting weak. Next your going to say you like watching American Idol because the music/singing is good. :lol
Some of the singing is good, but there's no artistry involved so no, not really.

Friends is an awesome show though, especialy the early seasons.

[Gatita]

first rule of watching friends. never talk about watching friends.


i can understand if you watch it cuz your lady is in one of her moods....and then tell her she is prettier than rachel to seal the deal...also read that in a magazine.

You need to stop reading those damn magazines. Zak go out and live life, please. :lol

[MannyIsGod]

Man, am I the only one that doesn't find Jennifer Aniston that good looking? I mean she's ok, but she's not as great as people make her out to be.

[Gatita]

Some of the singing is good, but there's no artistry involved so no, not really.

Friends is an awesome show though, especialy the early seasons.

I knew that beneath that rough exterior, beats a heart of a woman. :lol

[Gatita]

Man, am I the only one that doesn't find Jennifer Aniston that good looking? I mean she's ok, but she's not as great as people make her out to be.

Never could get past that honker she calls a nose. :lol

[Flea]

Man, am I the only one that doesn't find Jennifer Aniston that good looking? I mean she's ok, but she's not as great as people make her out to be.


She is ok.....NOT on my ok to do list.

[Flea]

Never could get past that honker she calls a nose. :lol

Have you seen Jessica Simpson's?

[Gatita]

Have you seen Jessica Simpson's?

Never understood why they wouldn't hook themselves up. Yea, its pretty bad too.

[GoldToe]

Have you seen Jessica Simpson's?

Who looks at her nose?

[bigzak25]

you ladies crack me up...those are two of the nicest hotties around...

http://www.luvtheboobs.com/celebs/Jennifer_Aniston/js_jennifer_aniston_12.jpg

http://www.luvtheboobs.com/celebs/Jessica_Simpson/019.jpg

[Jekka]

first rule of watching friends. never talk about watching friends.


i can understand if you watch it cuz your lady is in one of her moods....and then tell her she is prettier than rachel to seal the deal...also read that in a magazine.

Friends kicks ass, if you just selectively ignore the Ross and Rachel drama (the show's premise, and yet suckiest aspect).

And seriously, what magazines are you reading? If you're looking for sex tips to read that earnestly, then read this:

Click here to order, Zak. (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0971962820/qid=1117207764/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1/103-2853102-9798247?v=glance&s=books) http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0971962820.01._PE_PI_SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg

The male equivalent to women's "Sex Tips from a Gay Man".

[Gatita]

I always thought Jessica Simpson was pretty, she has her flaws, the nose. But, she is just an idiot. She opens her mouth and the dumbest shit comes out. She plays the dumb blonde very well.

[bigzak25]

who needs sex tips?

i'm a little bit more of a connoisseur than that crap your tyring to pedal...:lol

http://m3.doubleclick.net/viewad/645108/7-subs_cover_one_dollar.jpg


i stopped watching friends when they got rid of the monkey...those bastards...

[JoeChalupa]

I only watched Friends the first season and then lost interest.
But I do like the fact that Jennifer Anniston, aka Rachel, always seemed to be cold.

[Gatita]

who needs sex tips?

i'm a little bit more of a connoisseur than that crap your tyring to pedal...:lol

http://m3.doubleclick.net/viewad/645108/7-subs_cover_one_dollar.jpg


i stopped watching friends when they got rid of the monkey...those bastards...

:lol A connoisseur that has to get advice from magazines. Shut up! :lol And Maxim of all magazines. They pedal softcore porn for the kiddies under 18. :lol

[bigzak25]

who's getting advice? it's entertaining.

i get my advice from td jakes.

[JoeChalupa]

Damn, that Vanessa Marcil is HOT!!! Hotter than Eva!!!

[MannyIsGod]

:eyebrows

Friends kicks ass, if you just selectively ignore the Ross and Rachel drama (the show's premise, and yet suckiest aspect).

And seriously, what magazines are you reading? If you're looking for sex tips to read that earnestly, then read this:

Click here to order, Zak. (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0971962820/qid=1117207764/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1/103-2853102-9798247?v=glance&s=books) http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0971962820.01._PE_PI_SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg

The male equivalent to women's "Sex Tips from a Gay Man".
Interesting book...

[Gatita]

who's getting advice? it's entertaining.

i get my advice from td jakes.

WTF? :lol

[Gatita]

:eyebrows

Interesting book...

Strictly dickly here. :)

[bigzak25]

chalup's keepin in real. :smokin

http://www.maximonline.com/girls/vanessa_marcil_2/gm_l1.jpg http://www.maximonline.com/girls/vanessa_marcil_2/gm_l2.jpg http://www.maximonline.com/girls/vanessa_marcil_2/gm_l3.jpg http://www.maximonline.com/girls/vanessa_marcil_2/gm_l4.jpg

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

WTF? :lol

On first read, I thought he said he got his tips from Jekka.

[Gatita]

On first read, I thought he said he got his tips from Jekka.

It could be possible. :lol

[bigzak25]

i get my dangers of douching tips from jekka.

[MannyIsGod]

It could be possible. :lol
Jekka could teach a lot of people a lot of things. :)

[Jekka]

:lol A connoisseur that has to get advice from magazines. Shut up! :lol And Maxim of all magazines. They pedal softcore porn for the kiddies under 18. :lol
No kidding. Not that I'm a fan of stuff that's more hardcore though - I think Steinem got the philosophy correct on that one. Maxim's better than some of the alternatives.


i get my dangers of douching tips from jekka.
That's right, bitch. :spin

[Gatita]

i get my dangers of douching tips from jekka.

I saw that post yesterday. It was fucking hilarious! :lmao

"How to maintain Ph balance in your 'coochie'" by Jekka. :lol

[Jekka]

I saw that post yesterday. It was fucking hilarious! :lmao

"How to maintain Ph balance in your 'coochie'" by Jekka. :lol

Hey, anything to help prevent yeast infections - Pussy pH is important. :lol

[JoeChalupa]

If it's clean I'll eat.
http://img94.exs.cx/img94/4381/singinintherainsmall0uq.gif

[MannyIsGod]

:lmao !!!! That picture is fucked up!

[Gatita]

If it's clean I'll eat.

Thank god you didn't say "if it looks clean...". Men are such retards when they say that. :rolleyes

[Flea]

If it's clean I'll eat.
http://img94.exs.cx/img94/4381/singinintherainsmall0uq.gif


Talk about running away as fast as you can.

[Gatita]

Talk about running away as fast as you can.

:lmao

Looks painful, doesn't it?

[Gatita]

If it's clean I'll eat.
http://img94.exs.cx/img94/4381/singinintherainsmall0uq.gif

http://img146.echo.cx/img146/5484/kingpin5we.png

The lady from Kingpin will show you how its done!! :lmao

[bigzak25]

ughh...right before lunchtime too...

"what is it about good sex that makes me have to crap"

"you really shook something loose their tiger"

http://img146.echo.cx/img146/5484/kingpin5we.png

[Gatita]

ughh...right before lunchtime too...

"what is it about good sex that makes me have to crap"

"you really shook something loose their tiger"

http://img146.echo.cx/img146/5484/kingpin5we.png

:lmao

[Clandestino]

Thank god you didn't say "if it looks clean...". Men are such retards when they say that. :rolleyes

no shit, i don't trust my eyesight. i feel it first... hold the back of her head with both hands to turn her to begin kissing her neck and ear to act like it is a passionate kissing session and then sneakily take a whiff! haha..

[Gatita]

no shit, i don't trust my eyesight. ..

Are you taking Viagra too? :lol



i feel it first... hold the back of her head with both hands to turn her to begin kissing her neck and ear to act like it is a passionate kissing session and then sneakily take a whiff! haha..

Gross! :vomit

Bruce Willis does it too! :lol

http://img90.echo.cx/img90/3827/lindsylohan1fn.gif

[ClintSquint]

The nose doesn't lie.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Man, am I the only one that doesn't find Jennifer Aniston that good looking? I mean she's ok, but she's not as great as people make her out to be.


I think she is just regular type good looking with $$ for hair makeup and a personal trainer.
As in : were i in her position I could look just as good if not better. :princess

[Old School Chic]

Eva Longoria
Birth name
Eva Jacqueline Longoria
Height
5' 2" (1.57 m)
Spouse
Tyler Christopher (20 January 2002 - 19 January 2005) (divorced)
Attended Texas A&M, Kingsville where she received her Bachelor of Science degree in Kinesiology
Was Miss Corpus Christi USA 1998
Favorite basketball team: The San Antonio Spurs. Favorite player: Tony Parker.
Is of Mexican descent.
Signed up to be the new L'Oreal image for 1 million pounds. [2005]
Is the only one among her parents children to have a darker skin, dark eyes and dark hair. Her three sisters all have fair hair, blue eyes and Caucasian skin color. Eva thought for a long time that she was adopted because of her features.
#1 on Maxim magazine's 'Top 100' list for 2005.
Was named one of the "50 mas bellos" (50 most beautiful people) by People en Español (2005).

Typical chic

[bigzak25]

Attended Texas A&M, Kingsville


Go Javs! :smokin

http://www.javelinaathletics.com/logos/JavelinaHogLeftColor.jpg

[Old School Chic]

Favorite basketball team: The San Antonio Spurs. Favorite player: Tony Parker.

I would have never guessed....

:lol

[Gatita]

Go Javs! :smokin

http://www.javelinaathletics.com/logos/JavelinaHogLeftColor.jpg

My old man graduated from there in 97'. I always give him shit about the mascot. )

[bigzak25]

My old man graduated from there in 97'.


that's cool. me too...may '97. :smokin

[Gatita]

that's cool. me too...may '97. :smokin

How old are you? And what program?

[bigzak25]

me? 30, mechanical eng.


i have a buddy that works in the registrars at utpanam, we went to kingsville together, he's still going there as a matter of fact...on saturdays for his doctorate...and he's from harlingen as well...john jauregui... he know's everybody...he probobaly knew your boy too...

[Mr Dio]

I'd hit it.

Manny, you have hit PakiDan man!

[Spurgal]

It's funny how Eva Longoria being born and raised In Corpus Christi, Texas she has never mentioned the Tex-Mex Queen Selena.

Now, Selena was and will always be a great example of what a true Mexican American woman should be. She didn't have to be seen around with every guy on the scene to be popular...

http://www.selenaforever.com/Selenamusic/Selena-5.gif

[Gatita]

It's funny how Eva Longoria being born and raised In Corpus Christi, Texas she has never mentioned the Tex-Mex Queen Selena.

Now, Selena was and will always be a great example of what a true Mexican American woman should be. She didn't have to be seen around with every guy on the scene to be popular...

http://www.selenaforever.com/Selenamusic/Selena-5.gif

Wow. I thought you were like "Go Eva!"

And yes, Selena was a great example of what a Tejana should be. :elephant

[Old School Chic]

Eva Longoria Is way overrated...

[SpursWoman]

Everyone needs to have a cheat list.


Why?

[Gatita]

Why?

He was quoting a line from Friends, of all sitcoms. :lol

[SpursWoman]

He was quoting a line from Friends, of all sitcoms. :lol


Yeah....I responded before I read the rest of the thread. :lol

[ClintSquint]

I don't need a list to cheat.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I'm sorry, but if you have to mention Selena to be representative of a true latino(a), then there are many of us that should turn in our cards.

God, let Eva be whoever she wants to be. If she's single and wants to date, so be it. I'm surprised that the male/female double-standard is being played out by some of the females here.

[AlamoSpursFan]

Obviously my Honky McIrishwhitey ass isn't qualified to respond to the Selena/Eva controversy myself, but I have several AMD friends who absolutely HATE Tejano music, so perhaps Eva just doesn't dig the tunes.

[Gatita]

Obviously my Honky McIrishwhitey ass isn't qualified to respond to the Selena/Eva controversy myself, but I have several AMD friends who absolutely HATE Tejano music, so perhaps Eva just doesn't dig the tunes.

WTF does Tejano music have to do with anything?

[Neonmoon83]

Actually Eva has mentioned Selena on more than one occasion...On her 10 anniversary special on Telemundo and on Access Hollywood talking about how she was the original latin influence.

I guess your hate blinds you from the positive things Eva says. She's also vocal about how hispanics are half the populaton, yet on film and TV their barely breaking through.

[SpursWoman]

I have nothing against Eva....I think she's a very pretty girl, and I can admit to having a lot of fun dating after I got divorced...it certainly doesn't make her a whore, she just has a much bigger, visible playing field. :fro :lol

And I honestly had no idea who Selena was until she was killed...although now it is one of my daughter & I's favorite movies to watch together. It's very tragic what happend to her, I think she could have been a great role model for any young girl.

[GoldToe]

Dating is one thing...sleeping around is another. Or do they go hand in hand these days?

[Spurgal]

Dating is one thing...sleeping around is another. Or do they go hand in hand these days?


:lol

[ObiwanGinobili]

Dating is one thing...sleeping around is another. Or do they go hand in hand these days?

i swear they do.. I'm not gonna guess for every person on earth, but it seems like most are getting to home base somewhere between dates 1 and 3.
And alot of people are just casualy dating at that point.
So, this is just my opinion - i'm sure there are those who disagree - but thats a bit whorish on both sides. Male and female.

[NameDropper]

Rumor has it if you have one of these by your bed...
http://www.microframecorp.com/images/TAN_accessories.jpg
..you are probably a whore.

[Neonmoon83]

Yes, because we're there and and watch Eva have sex with different people...

*Rolls eyes*

[Spurgal]

Wow. I thought you were like "Go Eva!"

And yes, Selena was a great example of what a Tejana should be. :elephant


I like Eva Longoria, she's a real pretty girl. Except that there are other beautiful ladies out there that don't have to be seen with a NBA player to be popular. We all know she's with Tony for publicity. When she goes home she has been seen spending the night with her so called Ex-boyfriend JC. :rolleyes

There Is other ways to be all that you can be, that's why I mentioned Selena.

[NameDropper]

There Is other ways to be all that you can be, that's why I mentioned Selena.

But you didn't mention the Army.

[Gatita]

I like Eva Longoria, she's a real pretty girl. Except that there are other beautiful ladies out there that don't have to be seen with a NBA player to be popular. We all know she's with Tony for publicity. When she goes home she has been seen spending the night with her so called Ex-boyfriend JC. :rolleyes

There Is other ways to be all that you can be, that's why I mentioned Selena.


Spurgal:Let's not be haters! Eva Is doing a great job In representing the Latinas'

I find it funny tha you told me to shut the fuck up about this issue not too long ago.

[Neonmoon83]

Tony for publicity? WTF? She's Eva Longoria from Desperate Housewives, she doesn't need more publicity just on that alone. Tony is from a small market in San Antonio...How the hell is that for MORE publicity? If she wanted more she would ACTUALLY be with all those RUMORED guys the press links her to, instead of little ol' Parker from SA.

[Flea]

Dating is one thing...sleeping around is another. Or do they go hand in hand these days?


And we all know she is sleeping with everyone she is photographed with. :rolleyes

[Flea]

And I honestly had no idea who Selena was until she was killed


Me either.

[Gatita]

:stfu already!!

[Flea]

:stfu already!!


:lol

[Neonmoon83]

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/050529/ids_photos_sp/r1836002832.jpg

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/050529/482/saa10305290132


I love her Jersey!

[Gatita]

:stfu

[Neonmoon83]

Um....No

[Gatita]

:stfu

[Neonmoon83]

Um...NO

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

When she goes home she has been seen spending the night with her so called Ex-boyfriend JC.

Spurgal, I'm just curious where you come up with something like that. She's basically holed up with Tony in SA, and only goes back to LA to do stuff for work right now.

[Kori Ellis]

Spurgal, I'm just curious where you come up with something like that. She's basically holed up with Tony in SA, and only goes back to LA to do stuff for work right now.


She's just spouting tabloid info.

[GoldToe]

I wonder if she'll be at the SBC Center tonight?

[Jimcs50]

Spurgal is very jealous of Eva, it is oh so obvious. :spin

[Gallito]

.

[Gatita]

:stfu

[NASHville]

Eva is hot.

[Xolotl]

Are here 15 minutes up already??? I'm ready for her to join the ranks of Kato Kailin and............thats all i can think of, and take that skank Paris with you on the way out.