I'm baaaaaaaaaaack

[Rappin' Shaq]

I wanted to stay retired but yall niggas made it obvious
The Forum need me back to handle all this cocky shit
Couldn't do it yall selves so before the shit hits the fan
Rappin Shaq gotta finish off lakaluva and Koolaids Man

I'ma start off with some jabs, naw fuck it throw a haymaker
Lakaluva's a little faggot who bandwagons the gay Lakers
tryin to front like you a player but you couldn't be faker
all that pussy pic proved is that you a fat bitch slayer

Fuckin fat girls, nigga we laughin at yo ass hard as we can
Maybe your ugly ass needs to order some of that Proactiv man
Talkin shit like a bitch, nigga you need more practice man
little fake ass turban wearing faggot from Pakistan

You a fake ass nigga who ain't nothin but a bitch
And your favorite player is a mothafuckin snitch
Stop pretendin like you got the forum on lock
Yall mothafuckas ain't even swole enough to hold my jock

You ain't got no ends in mi casa - nigga remember that term
every time you drinkin that sperm after suckin Koolaid's worm
yall niggas are just germs, I'm that mothafuckin' 409
Erasin you off this Forum, nobody payin you niggas no mind

Koolaid don't think i forgot about you, faggot you next
I put one in Luva's dome, i'm puttin two in your chest
Until then ya better run and hide to a new place
And both you little bitches better TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTE!

[BlairForceDejuan]

http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z123/Platinumgamer164/BoneCrusher.gif

[Texas_Ranger]

:clap:clap

[MavDynasty]

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[lefty]

Fuck yes!

[urunobili]

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0908/win-demotivational-poster-1250557875.jpg

[Trill Clinton]

http://i745.photobucket.com/albums/xx100/MABOcho/v8o7qv.gif

[it's me]

Nothing but win........ LOL

[Venti Quattro]

:tu :tu :tu :tu :tu :tu :tu :tu :tu :tu

[Cry Havoc]

In before Lakaluva claims this as another post proving how cool he is. :eyeroll

[Bukefal]

:clap

http://i.imgur.com/oHG4z.gif

[IronMaxipad]

I wanted to stay retired but yall niggas made it obvious
The Forum need me back to handle all this cocky shit
Couldn't do it yall selves so before the shit hits the fan
Rappin Shaq gotta finish off lakaluva and Koolaids Man

I'ma start off with some jabs, naw fuck it throw a haymaker
Lakaluva's a little faggot who bandwagons the gay Lakers
tryin to front like you a player but you couldn't be faker
all that pussy pic proved is that you a fat bitch slayer

Fuckin fat girls, nigga we laughin at yo ass hard as we can
Maybe your ugly ass needs to order some of that Proactiv man
Talkin shit like a bitch, nigga you need more practice man
little fake ass turban wearing faggot from Pakistan

You a fake ass nigga who ain't nothin but a bitch
And your favorite player is a mothafuckin snitch
Stop pretendin like you got the forum on lock
Yall mothafuckas ain't even swole enough to hold my jock

You ain't got no ends in mi casa - nigga remember that term
every time you drinkin that sperm after suckin Koolaid's worm
yall niggas are just germs, I'm that mothafuckin' 409
Erasin you off this Forum, nobody payin you niggas no mind

Koolaid don't think i forgot about you, faggot you next
I put one in Luva's dome, i'm puttin two in your chest
Until then ya better run and hide to a new place
And both you little bitches better TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTE!

http://i.imgur.com/lKsSb.gif

[BlackSwordsMan]

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao :lobt::lobt::lobt::lobt::flag::flag::flag::lmao

[Killakobe81]

Not bad, rappin Shaq does have some skills LOL

[phyzik]

Now all we need is an appearance by Hype Man Manu :hat

[spursfan1000]

:toast:lol:lol

[duncan228]

:cheer :cheer

[Muser]

Where did luva admit he loves fat chicks?

[Roger Freemason Jr.]

Where did luva admit he loves fat chicks?

When he humped Koolaids massive mother.

[Kai]

Didn't Rappin' Shaq's agent say they were giving away the Rappin' Shaq account? I think this is a different person posting under the moniker. Still good though.

[Gutter92]

:cheer :cheer

:lmao

[SpursNextRomanEmpire]

So damn great :lol:lol:rollin

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Rappin' Shaq with an early Christmas gift for Spurstalk. :tu

[Medvedenko]

Pretty cheesy.

[lefty]

Lakaluva comeback epic fail

[j-money24]

Well ain’t that a bitch, thought I put this nigga to bed
Guess Kori didn’t tell em, there’s a Lakaluva Obssessed Thread
You niggas riding my cock so hard, I don’t even call it hate
Makes me wanna stop calling up these fat bitches for a date

Yall niggas done lost it, fucking around with Luva
This is my motherfucking board, and Kool is my brotha
Bitch ass niggas ridin yo jock, they might come out and applaud
But that’s like asking Midnightpulp to show a pic his recent broad

It ain’t happening lil homie, we got this shit on lock
Can’t you see how Kori been riding mines and Kool’s jock
All you niggas are hopeless, you showing up was a total waste
Now kick rocks lil nigga, cause this is Luva and Kool’s place

But before you go, I’m not gone ask you How My Ass Taste
That’s some gay shit homie, and more like HarlemHo’s place
You fucking with the REAL, nigga my flow stay tight
Last time we battled, you fucked around and turned Transvestite



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DAMNNNNN Luva.. you killed it niggaa...
Round 2, lets go rappin shaq, you're up next

[j-money24]

Lakaluva comeback epic fail

Why you gotta hate, you come up with something better than

[lefty]

Why you gotta hate, you come up with something better than
I dont want to

Because it's gonna be worse :lol

[Muser]

You don't have to put nigga into every line tbh.

[j-money24]

Lil nigga, take yo sensitive ass upstairs.

:lmao:lmao:lmao

[kamikazi_player]

Rappin Shaq:6/10, I'm surprised alot of you guys like it, I'm a big fan of rappin Shaq, but there wasn't any punchline that sealed the deal this time.
Lakaluva:8/10, ok, but the last few sentences made me :lol

[Killakobe81]

Nice comeback Luva, didnt know you could spit ...
I thought both had their moments neither was a 10 and no clear winner either ... so on to Round 2?

[Cry Havoc]

Well ain’t that a bitch, thought I put this nigga to bed
Guess Kori didn’t tell em, there’s a Lakaluva Obssessed Thread
You niggas riding my cock so hard, I don’t even call it hate
Makes me wanna stop calling up these fat bitches for a date

Yall niggas done lost it, fucking around with Luva
This is my motherfucking board, and Kool is my brotha
Bitch ass niggas ridin yo jock, they might come out and applaud
But that’s like asking Midnightpulp to show a pic his recent broad

It ain’t happening lil homie, we got this shit on lock
Can’t you see how Kori been riding mines and Kool’s jock
All you niggas are hopeless, you showing up was a total waste
Now kick rocks lil nigga, cause this is Luva and Kool’s place

But before you go, I’m not gone ask you How My Ass Taste
That’s some gay shit homie, and more like HarlemHo’s place
You fucking with the REAL, nigga my flow stay tight
Last time we battled, you fucked around and turned Transvestite

Now we don't want to get another round of rap battles started
Fighting with you is like using a bat on the mentally retarded
Luva's tries to look like a playa, scoring dates on OKCupid
But this is the state of Texas, where they execute the stupid

Dude, what the fuck are you talkin' smack about bitches for?
The last one you posted could have doubled as my fucking garage door
You think people respond to you, that your trolling is sensible
You're not, you're bogus, people watch the special olympics for the same fucking principle

So then, of course, the boy-wonder named Kool enters the scene
I say boy-wonder, because the dude talks hard, but acts like a queen
Luva, you need to think smarter, cause your rhyming is whack
Kool may not suck your cock, but he's definitely gogglin' your sack

It's pretty fitting how often he talks about being INSIDE you
I don't find it ironic that he's always posting BEHIND you
Luva thinks he's dating big, black, beautiful women
He just hasn't "luved" enough, there's a DICK hiding in those flaps of skin

[xellos88330]

Now we don't want to get another round of rap battles started
Fighting with you is like using a bat on the mentally retarded
Luva's tries to look like a playa, scoring dates on OKCupid
But this is the state of Texas, where they execute the stupid

Dude, what the fuck are you talkin' smack about bitches for?
The last one you posted could have doubled as my fucking garage door
You think people respond to you, that your trolling is sensible
You're not, you're bogus, people watch the special olympics for the same fucking principle

So then, of course, the boy-wonder named Kool enters the scene
I say boy-wonder, because the dude talks hard, but acts like a queen
Luva, you need to think smarter, cause your rhyming is whack
Kool may not suck your cock, but he's definitely gogglin' your sack

It's pretty fitting how often he talks about being INSIDE you
I don't find it ironic that he's always posting BEHIND you
Luva thinks he's dating big, black, beautiful women
He just hasn't "luved" enough, there's a DICK hiding in those flaps of skin

:lmao:lmao:lmao

[urunobili]

Cry with the goods :tu

[4>0rings]

Now we don't want to get another round of rap battles started
Fighting with you is like using a bat on the mentally retarded
Luva's tries to look like a playa, scoring dates on OKCupid
But this is the state of Texas, where they execute the stupid

Dude, what the fuck are you talkin' smack about bitches for?
The last one you posted could have doubled as my fucking garage door
You think people respond to you, that your trolling is sensible
You're not, you're bogus, people watch the special olympics for the same fucking principle

So then, of course, the boy-wonder named Kool enters the scene
I say boy-wonder, because the dude talks hard, but acts like a queen
Luva, you need to think smarter, cause your rhyming is whack
Kool may not suck your cock, but he's definitely gogglin' your sack

It's pretty fitting how often he talks about being INSIDE you
I don't find it ironic that he's always posting BEHIND you
Luva thinks he's dating big, black, beautiful women
He just hasn't "luved" enough, there's a DICK hiding in those flaps of skin
:lmao

[lefty]

Now we don't want to get another round of rap battles started
Fighting with you is like using a bat on the mentally retarded
Luva's tries to look like a playa, scoring dates on OKCupid
But this is the state of Texas, where they execute the stupid

Dude, what the fuck are you talkin' smack about bitches for?
The last one you posted could have doubled as my fucking garage door
You think people respond to you, that your trolling is sensible
You're not, you're bogus, people watch the special olympics for the same fucking principle

So then, of course, the boy-wonder named Kool enters the scene
I say boy-wonder, because the dude talks hard, but acts like a queen
Luva, you need to think smarter, cause your rhyming is whack
Kool may not suck your cock, but he's definitely gogglin' your sack

It's pretty fitting how often he talks about being INSIDE you
I don't find it ironic that he's always posting BEHIND you
Luva thinks he's dating big, black, beautiful women
He just hasn't "luved" enough, there's a DICK hiding in those flaps of skin
:rollin

[Trill Clinton]

If this was 8mile Cry Havoc would be Rabbit. He killed the thread. Best 16 so far.

[rayray2k8]

Wondering if the Rappin Native American will show up...

[benefactor]

CH...:tu

[Agloco]

You don't have to put nigga into every line tbh.

Paki doesn't go as well though.

[Man In Black]

http://i17.tinypic.com/2co3e50.jpg
Havoc...props!

[IronMaxipad]

Daaaaaaaamn nigga straittttt FIYAAAAAAAA :toast

[djohn2oo8]

That shit was so weak, but I’m gone fuck with you anyway
Once I’m done right here, you niggas gone remember this day
You spitting at a legend lil homie, but I’ll give you yo credit
Hold up, when’s the last time a nigga freestyled and had to go back and edit

Lol, you didn’t think I caught that, a nigga like me don’t slip
With you kicking nursery rymes, yall might as well hand me the Chip
This aint no 8 mile lil nigga, Luva is known to go hard
You know, fuck it, you don’t even deserve 16 bars

:sleep

This has to be the worst post/freestyle ever

[DieHardSpursFan1537]

Well ain’t that a bitch, thought I put this nigga to bed
Guess Kori didn’t tell em, there’s a Lakaluva Obssessed Thread
You niggas riding my cock so hard, I don’t even call it hate
Makes me wanna stop calling up these fat bitches for a date

Yall niggas done lost it, fucking around with Luva
This is my motherfucking board, and Kool is my brotha
Bitch ass niggas ridin yo jock, they might come out and applaud
But that’s like asking Midnightpulp to show a pic his recent broad

It ain’t happening lil homie, we got this shit on lock
Can’t you see how Kori been riding mines and Kool’s jock
All you niggas are hopeless, you showing up was a total waste
Now kick rocks lil nigga, cause this is Luva and Kool’s place

But before you go, I’m not gone ask you How My Ass Taste
That’s some gay shit homie, and more like HarlemHo’s place
You fucking with the REAL, nigga my flow stay tight
Last time we battled, you fucked around and turned Transvestite



38Rd8taiXp8&feature

Was that supposed to be a rap? You suck at rapping fucker.

[LnGrrrR]

Hickory dickory dock
Kool loved to suck Luva's cock
He fellated with such vigor
That Luva said "lil nigga,
you sure got those head skills on lock!"

[Native American]

Wondering if the Rappin Native American will show up...

I'm sick a this shit, let me drop like lickity split
I'ma swing and "turn on these boobs" like I'm pinchin the nips
poor luva, you too "testy" like the nuts you gag on
ya flow more pussy than a bloody tampon

My rap strong, battle axe thrown, fracturin bones
Let you chew on ya thoughts since I'm scalpin ya dome
Scatter brained lames, injun got these bitches worried
My flow is too hot... extra spicey chicken curry

Like some cheap Hollywood trick with no sensible plan
luva tryina pimp Koolaid at a lemonade stand
pipin his man rough in hancuffs, hope you don't snap his hymen
Or yall can't play for 3 months like Andrew Bynum

Don't be sad, quit cryin, I know my writes got ya laughin
My flow more dangerous than a black man white water raftin
Give kool and luv suicidal thoughts, cuz I'm that ill to def
And by that I mean yall two should just kill yaselves

[Man In Black]

I told you...their leader CAN'T RAP, so what makes LL think he's like the real LL?
My vote is drugs.
MpzJgLzzX38
:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[benefactor]

lol...holy shit.

[Zelophehad]

:lmao :lmao crucify em Rappin' Shaq tie that paki ass to the tree of woe

[BUMP]

I'm sick a this shit, let me drop like lickity split
I'ma swing and "turn on these boobs" like I'm pinchin the nips
poor luva, you too "testy" like the nuts you gag on
ya flow more pussy than a bloody tampon

My rap strong, battle axe thrown, fracturin bones
Let you chew on ya thoughts since I'm scalpin ya dome
Scatter brained lames, injun got these bitches worried
My flow is too hot... extra spicey chicken curry

Like some cheap Hollywood trick with no sensible plan
luva tryina pimp Koolaid at a lemonade stand
pipin his man rough in hancuffs, hope you don't snap his hymen
Or yall can't play for 3 months like Andrew Bynum

Don't be sad, quit cryin, I know my writes got ya laughin
My flow more dangerous than a black man white water raftinGive kool and luv suicidal thoughts, cuz I'm that ill to def
And by that I mean yall two should just kill yaselves

:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin: rollin

[djohn2oo8]

What the fuck would a gook know about freestylin.

Pretending to be a bro? That's a real cool story
How long does it take you before you go cryin' to Kori?
You have an obsession with Duncan, it's really not healthy
But neither is ditching baths, son, you're startin' to get smelly :wow

[Roddy Beaubois]

I'm sick a this shit, let me drop like lickity split
I'ma swing and "turn on these boobs" like I'm pinchin the nips
poor luva, you too "testy" like the nuts you gag on
ya flow more pussy than a bloody tampon

My rap strong, battle axe thrown, fracturin bones
Let you chew on ya thoughts since I'm scalpin ya dome
Scatter brained lames, injun got these bitches worried
My flow is too hot... extra spicey chicken curry

Like some cheap Hollywood trick with no sensible plan
luva tryina pimp Koolaid at a lemonade stand
pipin his man rough in hancuffs, hope you don't snap his hymen
Or yall can't play for 3 months like Andrew Bynum

Don't be sad, quit cryin, I know my writes got ya laughin
My flow more dangerous than a black man white water raftin
Give kool and luv suicidal thoughts, cuz I'm that ill to def
And by that I mean yall two should just kill yaselves

:lmao:lmao:lmao easily the winner

[midnightpulp]

Luva gettin' destroyed.

Just cause you like your pussy fat and loose don't mean your rhymes gotta be the same way.

[SpursRulez4eVeR]

I'm sick a this shit, let me drop like lickity split
I'ma swing and "turn on these boobs" like I'm pinchin the nips
poor luva, you too "testy" like the nuts you gag on
ya flow more pussy than a bloody tampon

My rap strong, battle axe thrown, fracturin bones
Let you chew on ya thoughts since I'm scalpin ya dome
Scatter brained lames, injun got these bitches worried
My flow is too hot... extra spicey chicken curry

Like some cheap Hollywood trick with no sensible plan
luva tryina pimp Koolaid at a lemonade stand
pipin his man rough in hancuffs, hope you don't snap his hymen
Or yall can't play for 3 months like Andrew Bynum

Don't be sad, quit cryin, I know my writes got ya laughin
My flow more dangerous than a black man white water raftin
Give kool and luv suicidal thoughts, cuz I'm that ill to def
And by that I mean yall two should just kill yaselves

son, thats some good shit right there :tu

[djohn2oo8]

You see what I mean, everybody wants in on the act
You beating me? You got better odds on a Yao comeback:lmao

And so it begins, the reign of Bynum,
Oh wait, just a minute, I think he tore his vagina

[midnightpulp]

I'm sick a this shit, let me drop like lickity split
I'ma swing and "turn on these boobs" like I'm pinchin the nips
poor luva, you too "testy" like the nuts you gag on
ya flow more pussy than a bloody tampon

My rap strong, battle axe thrown, fracturin bones
Let you chew on ya thoughts since I'm scalpin ya dome
Scatter brained lames, injun got these bitches worried
My flow is too hot... extra spicey chicken curry

Like some cheap Hollywood trick with no sensible plan
luva tryina pimp Koolaid at a lemonade stand
pipin his man rough in hancuffs, hope you don't snap his hymen
Or yall can't play for 3 months like Andrew Bynum

Don't be sad, quit cryin, I know my writes got ya laughin
My flow more dangerous than a black man white water raftin
Give kool and luv suicidal thoughts, cuz I'm that ill to def
And by that I mean yall two should just kill yaselves

The goods.

[midnightpulp]

I wanted to stay retired but yall niggas made it obvious
The Forum need me back to handle all this cocky shit
Couldn't do it yall selves so before the shit hits the fan
Rappin Shaq gotta finish off lakaluva and Koolaids Man

I'ma start off with some jabs, naw fuck it throw a haymaker
Lakaluva's a little faggot who bandwagons the gay Lakers
tryin to front like you a player but you couldn't be faker
all that pussy pic proved is that you a fat bitch slayer

Fuckin fat girls, nigga we laughin at yo ass hard as we can
Maybe your ugly ass needs to order some of that Proactiv man
Talkin shit like a bitch, nigga you need more practice man
little fake ass turban wearing faggot from Pakistan

You a fake ass nigga who ain't nothin but a bitch
And your favorite player is a mothafuckin snitch
Stop pretendin like you got the forum on lock
Yall mothafuckas ain't even swole enough to hold my jock

You ain't got no ends in mi casa - nigga remember that term
every time you drinkin that sperm after suckin Koolaid's worm
yall niggas are just germs, I'm that mothafuckin' 409
Erasin you off this Forum, nobody payin you niggas no mind

Koolaid don't think i forgot about you, faggot you next
I put one in Luva's dome, i'm puttin two in your chest
Until then ya better run and hide to a new place
And both you little bitches better TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTE!

:lmao

[Gold Tooth Carl]

Gottdamn, luva is getting seriously bukkaked

[Koolaid_Man]

I'm sick a this shit, let me drop like lickity split
I'ma swing and "turn on these boobs" like I'm pinchin the nips
poor luva, you too "testy" like the nuts you gag on
ya flow more pussy than a bloody tampon

My rap strong, battle axe thrown, fracturin bones
Let you chew on ya thoughts since I'm scalpin ya dome
Scatter brained lames, injun got these bitches worried
My flow is too hot... extra spicey chicken curry

Like some cheap Hollywood trick with no sensible plan
luva tryina pimp Koolaid at a lemonade stand
pipin his man rough in hancuffs, hope you don't snap his hymen
Or yall can't play for 3 months like Andrew Bynum

Don't be sad, quit cryin, I know my writes got ya laughin
My flow more dangerous than a black man white water raftin
Give kool and luv suicidal thoughts, cuz I'm that ill to def
And by that I mean yall two should just kill yaselves

My letters R my bullets my words my gun/ Stayin on point like I’m number 8 hittin 81/putting douches up your cooches thinkin u gone get cha some/ making U faggots run like a enema up your anal son...


aye Yo… listen… You betta Tivo this/ I’m thinking you niggas stinking like a pile of shit/ u niggas tryna get me off my game like Kim Duncan’s Free throw miss/ and you wonder why I call you bitch/hey…


Half da Spur bench walking on da court like punks wit a switch/ hands on they hip, pickles in they mouth, hoodrats/yall must be from the South…
Black gold , Texas Tea, Cattle Fountains now we know the origin of a fucking brokeback mountain...


In 2011 we gone get anotha ring / yall bitches on ya knees circling dat Laker dick like a fucking cock ring/ Ginobilli is poster child for gay ass sex / while Tony Parker can’t even get it from a fucking Tex Mex/ marrying an illegal just to get some pussy is a gotdam shame/ the military is a cesspool for Redneck games...


I can’t tell the difference u niggas act like the bitches do / Broadway acting, Never pussy clapping, Ru-paul a-s-s fag-gots/ holla at cha boy Cry Havoc/Imma keep my dick steady while I’m high / but midget I’m not polite so get ready 4 dah nut in yo eye.



Niggas like Kool is a stairway to Heaven so you gotta pay your dues you fucking Native Ass American/ I’ll buy Ur reservation shit ain’t worth more than a penny but u don’t know ur own culture so I’ll hit U with a $20…


You’re opening intro was weak as your cum flow / U get mad cuz I call U homo / word on tha street u takin dick in the Alley doh/ So HELL naw nigga we LA G’s we ain’t gone remember no FUCKING ALAMO!!!

[BlackSwordsMan]

Wow thats just embarrassing kool aid. Did you even try?

[BlackSwordsMan]

Hey these two words rhyme let me throw them together.

[Gold Tooth Carl]

]*Pimp Slapped*

[Rappin' V-Span]

Hold ons, let me spit on you...uhh uh...how you sayyyyyyyy "the best ever"

All you otha' little rappers have just been a teaser
I'ma cook 'em like goat, specially Koolaid_Manpleaser
We tired of yo' act, posting cocks and shit
We know you can't rap cause Luva said you don't spit

You speak of having cheddah to a guy that stacks feta
Yet no matter how much daddy gives you, your life ain't gettin better
We know you front runnin with everything you do
The only time you get LA is when Laka is inside of you

So one final warning to clean up your act
Just stick to rafting in the mountains of brokeback
Don't show your face, little girl you lost it
I'ma call you close hanger cause you stuck in the closet

[Trill Clinton]

My letters R my bullets my words my gun/ Stayin on point like I’m number 8 hittin 81/putting douches up your cooches thinkin u gone get cha some/ making U faggots run like a enema up your anal son...


aye Yo… listen… You betta Tivo this/ I’m thinking you niggas stinking like a pile of shit/ u niggas tryna get me off my game like Kim Duncan’s Free throw miss/ and you wonder why I call you bitch/hey…


Half da Spur bench walking on da court like punks wit a switch/ hands on they hip, pickles in they mouth, hoodrats/yall must be from the South…
Black gold , Texas Tea, Cattle Fountains now we know the origin of a fucking brokeback mountain...


In 2011 we gone get anotha ring / yall bitches on ya knees circling dat Laker dick like a fucking cock ring/ Ginobilli is poster child for gay ass sex / while Tony Parker can’t even get it from a fucking Tex Mex/ marrying an illegal just to get some pussy is a gotdam shame/ the military is a cesspool for Redneck games...


I can’t tell the difference u niggas act like the bitches do / Broadway acting, Never pussy clapping, Ru-paul a-s-s fag-gots/ holla at cha boy Cry Havoc/Imma keep my dick steady while I’m high / but midget I’m not polite so get ready 4 dah nut in yo eye.



Niggas like Kool is a stairway to Heaven so you gotta pay your dues you fucking Native Ass American/ I’ll buy Ur reservation shit ain’t worth more than a penny but u don’t know ur own culture so I’ll hit U with a $20…


You’re opening intro was weak as your cum flow / U get mad cuz I call U homo / word on tha street u takin dick in the Alley doh/ So HELL naw nigga we LA G’s we ain’t gone remember no FUCKING ALAMO!!!

:nope1ytCEuuW2_A

[Cry Havoc]

That shit was so weak, but I’m gone fuck with you anyway
Once I’m done right here, you niggas gone remember this day
You spitting at a legend lil homie, but I’ll give you yo credit
Hold up, when’s the last time a nigga freestyled and had to go back and edit

Lol, you didn’t think I caught that, a nigga like me don’t slip
With you kicking nursery rymes, yall might as well hand me the Chip
This aint no 8 mile lil nigga, Luva is known to go hard
You know, fuck it, you don’t even deserve 16 bars

:sleep

Now listen children, everybody gather 'round
For the privilege of watching as I put Luva in the ground
Poor Kool-aid, he's so used to fapping his cock to this
Now the kid's gonna have to worship a fucking sarcophagus!

Kool-aid, I see you lurkin in this thread
Maybe you're just afraid to post now that your leader's dead?
It's okay little buddy, I'll teach you to rap
According to Luva, you're the only thing that blows faster than Bynum's kneecap.

Now back to Luva, who's only got enough for 8
He's gotta post more pics of Duncan, then masturbate
You see it's obvious, he wants to ride #21, the desperado
Cause the last time Luva got some, he was working at a hotel in Colorado!

Oh shit, I see that Kool-aid posted
Better edit some more, now that Luva's toasted
I've heard you spit like shit, but that just sucks
It looks like a post that was made by ducks

[MavDynasty]

lol win^

[Bukefal]

Now listen children, everybody gather 'round
For the privilege of watching as I put Luva in the ground
Poor Kool-aid, he's so used to fapping his cock to this
Now the kid's gonna have to worship a fucking sarcophagus!

Kool-aid, I see you lurkin in this thread
Maye you're just afraid to post now that your leader's dead?
It's okay little buddy, I'll teach you to rap
According to Luva, you're the only thing that blows faster than Bynum's kneecap.

Now back to Luva, who's only got enough for 8
He's gotta post more pics of Duncan, then masturbate
You see it's obvious, he wants to ride #21, the desperado
Cause the last time Luva got some, he was working at a hotel in Colorado!

:clap

http://i.imgur.com/oHG4z.gif

[djohn2oo8]

Now listen children, everybody gather 'round
For the privilege of watching as I put Luva in the ground
Poor Kool-aid, he's so used to fapping his cock to this
Now the kid's gonna have to worship a fucking sarcophagus!

Kool-aid, I see you lurkin in this thread
Maye you're just afraid to post now that your leader's dead?
It's okay little buddy, I'll teach you to rap
According to Luva, you're the only thing that blows faster than Bynum's kneecap.

Now back to Luva, who's only got enough for 8
He's gotta post more pics of Duncan, then masturbate
You see it's obvious, he wants to ride #21, the desperado
Cause the last time Luva got some, he was working at a hotel in Colorado!

Oh shit, I see that Kool-aid posted
Better edit some more, now that Luva's toasted
I've heard you spit like shit, but that fucking sucks
It looks like a post made by fucking ducks

:rollin

[Trill Clinton]

Now listen children, everybody gather 'round
For the privilege of watching as I put Luva in the ground
Poor Kool-aid, he's so used to fapping his cock to this
Now the kid's gonna have to worship a fucking sarcophagus!

Kool-aid, I see you lurkin in this thread
Maye you're just afraid to post now that your leader's dead?
It's okay little buddy, I'll teach you to rap
According to Luva, you're the only thing that blows faster than Bynum's kneecap.

Now back to Luva, who's only got enough for 8
He's gotta post more pics of Duncan, then masturbate
You see it's obvious, he wants to ride #21, the desperado
Cause the last time Luva got some, he was working at a hotel in Colorado!

Oh shit, I see that Kool-aid posted
Better edit some more, now that Luva's toasted
I've heard you spit like shit, but that fucking sucks
It looks like a post made by fucking ducks

:worthy:

[Rappin' V-Span]

:lol V-Span put Koolaid down on his knees (wasn't that hard :lol)

We are like Euro league you are like some scrub league level Koolaid :lol

[IronMaxipad]

Now listen children, everybody gather 'round
For the privilege of watching as I put Luva in the ground
Poor Kool-aid, he's so used to fapping his cock to this
Now the kid's gonna have to worship a fucking sarcophagus!

Kool-aid, I see you lurkin in this thread
Maye you're just afraid to post now that your leader's dead?
It's okay little buddy, I'll teach you to rap
According to Luva, you're the only thing that blows faster than Bynum's kneecap.

Now back to Luva, who's only got enough for 8
He's gotta post more pics of Duncan, then masturbate
You see it's obvious, he wants to ride #21, the desperado
Cause the last time Luva got some, he was working at a hotel in Colorado!

Oh shit, I see that Kool-aid posted
Better edit some more, now that Luva's toasted
I've heard you spit like shit, but that just sucks
It looks like a post that was made by ducks
dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmm this nigga went in!

[Muser]

Cry taking a steaming shit on luva.

[Cry Havoc]

There you go Luva, I edited my rows,
S'amazing you can read when you're so busy giving fellatio

[Jt.ONE]

I'm sick a this shit, let me drop like lickity split
I'ma swing and "turn on these boobs" like I'm pinchin the nips
poor luva, you too "testy" like the nuts you gag on
ya flow more pussy than a bloody tampon

My rap strong, battle axe thrown, fracturin bones
Let you chew on ya thoughts since I'm scalpin ya dome
Scatter brained lames, injun got these bitches worried
My flow is too hot... extra spicey chicken curry

Like some cheap Hollywood trick with no sensible plan
luva tryina pimp Koolaid at a lemonade stand
pipin his man rough in hancuffs, hope you don't snap his hymen
Or yall can't play for 3 months like Andrew Bynum

Don't be sad, quit cryin, I know my writes got ya laughin
My flow more dangerous than a black man white water raftin
Give kool and luv suicidal thoughts, cuz I'm that ill to def
And by that I mean yall two should just kill yaselves

:lol:lol

[urunobili]

Cry Havoc Regulating da house :tu

[djohn2oo8]

Alright, it's game time. I'll be back.

:lmao:lmao

[Rappin' V-Span]

Rocket fan probably still mad at V-Span, but even now he helps them beat Laka's :lol

[Koolaid_Man]

Now listen children, everybody gather 'round
For the privilege of watching as I put Luva in the ground
Poor Kool-aid, he's so used to fapping his cock to this
Now the kid's gonna have to worship a fucking sarcophagus!

Kool-aid, I see you lurkin in this thread
Maybe you're just afraid to post now that your leader's dead?
It's okay little buddy, I'll teach you to rap
According to Luva, you're the only thing that blows faster than Bynum's kneecap.

Now back to Luva, who's only got enough for 8
He's gotta post more pics of Duncan, then masturbate
You see it's obvious, he wants to ride #21, the desperado
Cause the last time Luva got some, he was working at a hotel in Colorado!

Oh shit, I see that Kool-aid posted
Better edit some more, now that Luva's toasted
I've heard you spit like shit, but that just sucks
It looks like a post that was made by ducks



You niggas live your lives as queer stuck in my shadows like a head lighted deer


You right flapping my cock I do on a daily basis at your, midget and DPG faces


When u finally get home your mom is angry as fuck cuz she know you slurrpin up neighborhood nut


You niggas talk a big game to the hoodrats on the low but when drop your pants it’s a fucking NO GO


If you wanna be like Kool don’t plex just ask but check yo DNA first you of the dickless class


I see you lil poor ass 2 bit niggas tryin 2 get at me but the difference is you fiction and I’m fuckin Boss-Hogg reality...

[Koolaid_Man]

I wanted to stay retired but yall niggas made it obvious
The Forum need me back to handle all this cocky shit
Couldn't do it yall selves so before the shit hits the fan
Rappin Shaq gotta finish off lakaluva and Koolaids Man

I'ma start off with some jabs, naw fuck it throw a haymaker
Lakaluva's a little faggot who bandwagons the gay Lakers
tryin to front like you a player but you couldn't be faker
all that pussy pic proved is that you a fat bitch slayer

Fuckin fat girls, nigga we laughin at yo ass hard as we can
Maybe your ugly ass needs to order some of that Proactiv man
Talkin shit like a bitch, nigga you need more practice man
little fake ass turban wearing faggot from Pakistan

You a fake ass nigga who ain't nothin but a bitch
And your favorite player is a mothafuckin snitch
Stop pretendin like you got the forum on lock
Yall mothafuckas ain't even swole enough to hold my jock

You ain't got no ends in mi casa - nigga remember that term
every time you drinkin that sperm after suckin Koolaid's worm
yall niggas are just germs, I'm that mothafuckin' 409
Erasin you off this Forum, nobody payin you niggas no mind

Koolaid don't think i forgot about you, faggot you next
I put one in Luva's dome, i'm puttin two in your chest
Until then ya better run and hide to a new place
And both you little bitches better TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTE!


ohh yeah don't think I forgot:

The Official Kobe Response To Rappin Shaq

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[djohn2oo8]

Lol koolaid is like 11 yrs old

[Koolaid_Man]

Lol koolaid is like 11 yrs old


Nigga I'm freestyling...you niggas inserting from old rhymes...it takes me 2-3 minutes to spit this shit...but I'm a lover not a rapper...if you niggas put more into bitches than no money making rappin then you wouldn't be lookin up at me...

[TheLakaluvaLibrary]

Well ain’t that a bitch, thought I put this nigga to bed
Guess Kori didn’t tell em, there’s a Lakaluva Obssessed Thread
You niggas riding my cock so hard, I don’t even call it hate
Makes me wanna stop calling up these fat bitches for a date

Yall niggas done lost it, fucking around with Luva
This is my motherfucking board, and Kool is my brotha
Bitch ass niggas ridin yo jock, they might come out and applaud
But that’s like asking Midnightpulp to show a pic his recent broad

It ain’t happening lil homie, we got this shit on lock
Can’t you see how Kori been riding mines and Kool’s jock
All you niggas are hopeless, you showing up was a total waste
Now kick rocks lil nigga, cause this is Luva and Kool’s place

But before you go, I’m not gone ask you How My Ass Taste
That’s some gay shit homie, and more like HarlemHo’s place
You fucking with the REAL, nigga my flow stay tight
Last time we battled, you fucked around and turned Transvestite



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Greetings, Lakaluva.

I never knew you had the spirit of a poet lurking within you. It's looks like being a newly minted published author has now given you the confidence to explore other literary genres.

This is indeed a passionate and ambitious attempt at verse, one that I can tell you poured your heart and soul into, but passion and ambition don't always directly translate to success. Overall, your works lacks clarity and focus, however, it will be filed for the fact that it's your first attempt at writing something totally different from your usual content.

Now let's see, where to file it...

541.13 (Literature/Poetry) would be the obvious choice, but as I alluded to earlier, I don't think this work is fully realized, therefore it can't be legitimately filed here.

Ah, yes. 673.109 (Gardening/Fertilization/Manure). Because like manure, your latest work has the same artistic merit as a pile of shit.

Regards,

The Lakaluva Library.

[LnGrrrR]

:lmao Luva library with the goods.

[The TroutBum]

This thread just reeks of fucking dumb ######.

[kamikazi_player]

lmao cryhavoc and native american, they definitely stepped up. But i would have liked it more if cryhavoc was on a rappin troll account instead of his original account.

[ChrisHansen]

DPG, you gay ass lil wigga, don’t you dare step up in this place
I just might have to remind of how mono dropped his nuts in yo face
Get dunked on bitch, that’s how ho niggas like you roll


Fail

It was bump, btw

[TE]

Greetings, Lakaluva.

I never knew you had the spirit of a poet lurking within you. It's looks like being a newly minted published author has now given you the confidence to explore other literary genres.

This is indeed a passionate and ambitious attempt at verse, one that I can tell you poured your heart and soul into, but passion and ambition don't always directly translate to success. Overall, your works lacks clarity and focus, however, it will be filed for the fact that it's your first attempt at writing something totally different from your usual content.

Now let's see, where to file it...

541.13 (Literature/Poetry) would be the obvious choice, but as I alluded to earlier, I don't think this work is fully realized, therefore it can't be legitimately filed here.

Ah, yes. 673.109 (Gardening/Fertilization/Manure). Because like manure, your latest work has the same artistic merit as a pile of shit.

Regards,

The Lakaluva Library.

Keep this shit going on... it always makes me laugh :lmao

[rayray2k8]

I'm sick a this shit, let me drop like lickity split
I'ma swing and "turn on these boobs" like I'm pinchin the nips
poor luva, you too "testy" like the nuts you gag on
ya flow more pussy than a bloody tampon

My rap strong, battle axe thrown, fracturin bones
Let you chew on ya thoughts since I'm scalpin ya dome
Scatter brained lames, injun got these bitches worried
My flow is too hot... extra spicey chicken curry

Like some cheap Hollywood trick with no sensible plan
luva tryina pimp Koolaid at a lemonade stand
pipin his man rough in hancuffs, hope you don't snap his hymen
Or yall can't play for 3 months like Andrew Bynum

Don't be sad, quit cryin, I know my writes got ya laughin
My flow more dangerous than a black man white water raftin
Give kool and luv suicidal thoughts, cuz I'm that ill to def
And by that I mean yall two should just kill yaselves

:toast

[Cry Havoc]

I’m back at you niggas, flowing faster than lefty’s pussy throbs
Expect greatness from me, similar to a Mevericks choke job
I ain’t gone hate, you bitch niggas done won a few games
But don’t come bragging to me about some win over Lebron James

I feel like God up in this joint, my flows stay on point
Yall too slow, or just don’t know, I’m smoking up in this joint
I took yall best shot, after this I’m going on mute
But before I bounce, let me shout out to djohn the gook

DPG, you gay ass lil wigga, don’t you dare step up in this place
I just might have to remind of how mono dropped his nuts in yo face
Get dunked on bitch, that’s how ho niggas like you roll
We know you ain’t gone reply to this, cause I’m just too gotdamn cold

Bitch ass LnG gone hate this, I told you don’t ever try to act hard
If you had listened to me, they wouldn’t have figured out your kid was a retard
Now don’t get mad at me, you fake ass niggas asked for this
I guess I’m gone leave yall with DRob giving Kimmy a kiss

http://i857.photobucket.com/albums/ab138/lakaluva58/210irr9.jpg

This is really quite pathetic, you're not very funny
You aren't fucking poetic, aside from calling Kool-Aid, "honey"
I hate to break it to you, hate to disappoint
No I don't, you're a STUPID FUCK who just tried to rhyme "joint" with "joint"!

I'll give you a break, I know you're missin' Cubby
You only got 10 more days till you can taste his chubby
'Till then, we know you got some time to pass
But you'll prolly spend it asking Kool-Aid to go Eagle on your ass!

It's obvious why a Mid'Easterner would call someone a gook
It's cause there's a double o there, and he don't know how to hook
You ain't hurtin' us, you fuckin' stupid quack
You took your best shot Paki, but the WORLD TRADE IS COMIN' BACK (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_World_Trade_Center)!

Now I could be nasty, and say that Kobe's second to James.
Naaaaaaaaaah. This will suffice, and besides, I've already owned you thrice
You say you're cold? Well I'm Slim Shady Flames,
You're a fiery faggot anyway, but I'll melt down your ice.

[Blake]

This thread just reeks of fucking dumb ######.

I was thinking this thread reeks of Harvard debate team.

[Muser]

Greetings, Lakaluva.

I never knew you had the spirit of a poet lurking within you. It's looks like being a newly minted published author has now given you the confidence to explore other literary genres.

This is indeed a passionate and ambitious attempt at verse, one that I can tell you poured your heart and soul into, but passion and ambition don't always directly translate to success. Overall, your works lacks clarity and focus, however, it will be filed for the fact that it's your first attempt at writing something totally different from your usual content.

Now let's see, where to file it...

541.13 (Literature/Poetry) would be the obvious choice, but as I alluded to earlier, I don't think this work is fully realized, therefore it can't be legitimately filed here.

Ah, yes. 673.109 (Gardening/Fertilization/Manure). Because like manure, your latest work has the same artistic merit as a pile of shit.

Regards,

The Lakaluva Library.

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[urunobili]

This is really quite pathetic, you're not very funny
You aren't fucking poetic, aside from calling Kool-Aid, "honey"
I hate to break it to you, hate to disappoint
No I don't, you're a STUPID FUCK who just tried to rhyme "joint" with "joint"!

I'll give you a break, I know you're missin' Cubby
You only got 10 more days till you can taste his chubby
'Till then, we know you got some time to pass
But you'll prolly spend it asking Kool-Aid to go Eagle on your ass!

It's obvious why a Mid'Easterner would call someone a gook
It's cause there's a double o there, and he don't know how to hook
You ain't hurtin' us, you fuckin' stupid quack
You took your best shot Paki, but the WORLD TRADE IS COMIN' BACK (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_World_Trade_Center)!

Now I could be nasty, and say that Kobe's second to James.
Naaaaaaaaaah. This will suffice, and besides, I've already owned you thrice
You say you're cold? Well I'm Slim Shady Flames,
You're a fiery faggot anyway, but I'll melt down your ice.

:worthy:

[djohn2oo8]

I’m back at you niggas, flowing faster than lefty’s pussy throbs
Expect greatness from me, similar to a Mevericks choke job
I ain’t gone hate, you bitch niggas done won a few games
But don’t come bragging to me about some win over Lebron James

I feel like God up in this joint, my flows stay on point
Yall too slow, or just don’t know, I’m smoking up in this joint
I took yall best shot, after this I’m going on mute
But before I bounce, let me shout out to djohn the gook

DPG, you gay ass lil wigga, don’t you dare step up in this place
I just might have to remind of how mono dropped his nuts in yo face
Get dunked on bitch, that’s how ho niggas like you roll
We know you ain’t gone reply to this, cause I’m just too gotdamn cold

Bitch ass LnG gone hate this, I told you don’t ever try to act hard
If you had listened to me, they wouldn’t have figured out your kid was a retard
Now don’t get mad at me, you fake ass niggas asked for this
I guess I’m gone leave yall with DRob giving Kimmy a kiss

http://i857.photobucket.com/albums/ab138/lakaluva58/210irr9.jpg


Nigga, just stop, it's gettin kinda sad
How do you even get fat bitches with rhymes like that?
You know you lie to them when you say you're not a virgin
Oh, I forgot, when it comes to pussy, you've never inserted
You and Kool have each other's backs, yall don't even use gloves
We should call it brokeback mountain, but that's just caifornia love
Now it's time to decide which one would make a good wife
I only say that because you bitches are butt buddies for life
So why not get married, and make it official
That luva, and koolaid, will take turns giving facials

[Koolaid_Man]

U said ur piece and now you hoarse
me spittin and you slurping is par for the course
Kool was hanging out las nite with a bitch in his Range
while u was on ST givnin head & deep brain
You niggas insane with no fucking game
trynna run up on Kool & the Gang
But Imma hit cha wit sumthing that U never imagined
that's how u was conceived without a condom and passion
Before u was a thought in your daddy's wet dream
Luva was fucking yo Mama making that pussy cream
Hittin her from the back and that's when Luva sputtered
9 months later wah wah wah ur fucking ass uttered
But Kool that nigga a major playa in the game
DPG stands on Mid's shoulders just to get to my THANG
DJohn2008 trynna get him a date
Betta watch out lil nigga fo u get fucking raped

You ain't ready 4 Kool he's a real heavy weight

[Killakobe81]

This is really quite pathetic, you're not very funny
You aren't fucking poetic, aside from calling Kool-Aid, "honey"
I hate to break it to you, hate to disappoint
No I don't, you're a STUPID FUCK who just tried to rhyme "joint" with "joint"!

I'll give you a break, I know you're missin' Cubby
You only got 10 more days till you can taste his chubby
'Till then, we know you got some time to pass
But you'll prolly spend it asking Kool-Aid to go Eagle on your ass!

It's obvious why a Mid'Easterner would call someone a gook
It's cause there's a double o there, and he don't know how to hook
You ain't hurtin' us, you fuckin' stupid quack
You took your best shot Paki, but the WORLD TRADE IS COMIN' BACK (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_World_Trade_Center)!

Now I could be nasty, and say that Kobe's second to James.
Naaaaaaaaaah. This will suffice, and besides, I've already owned you thrice
You say you're cold? Well I'm Slim Shady Flames,
You're a fiery faggot anyway, but I'll melt down your ice.

this started hot but flamed out, IMHO but better than I could do this thread has some of the best one-liners in this forum's history 9well since I have been here)

havoc, luva, etc (and Native american of course) all with the goods ... thanks for the laughs ...

[Koolaid_Man]

I don't even spend time rhyming so this quick witted shit is a testament to Kool's high IQ and SAT scores...you niggas betta hope I don't ever develop a personal rappin interest in this shit or it's GAME OVER...because by default I'm better than you faggots from the blueprint... lol

[BUMP]

tbh, the biggest disappointment in this thread was Koolaid_Man. Now was his time to shine, the spotlight was on and he failed so miserably, even this girl would laugh at him. Stage fright was just to much for Kool i guess

Em9wR9e5emY

[Koolaid_Man]

tbh, the biggest disappointment in this thread was Koolaid_Man. Now was his time to shine, the spotlight was on and he failed so miserably, even this girl would laugh at him. Stage fright was just to much for Kool i guess

Em9wR9e5emY


bump my feelings are hurt...:lmao but I see you...

[pauls931]

LMAO, I was wondering what happened to this guy.

[Koolaid_Man]

Mo was a class act for that one.


Bump didn't even bother "tbh"...

HJLvCM4j2mg

[Rapping Mr. Robinson]

I'm so busy this time of year I usually just lurk
but I can see I'm called again to do God's work.
I see you rappers still struggle with spelling and pronunciation
and I need to speak about lakaluva's insinuations.

You posted the picture, Mr. Fan of LA
trying to say that Tim or I could be gay.
I'm hugging my friend, nothing wrong with that, son.
Unlike when you and Koolaid do it we still have our clothes on.
We're both happily married men, we both have children.
We'd never go for your favorite sin of getting your rectum filled in.

I'm not hating on you luva, let there be no doubt.
I'm hear to save your soul and straighten you out.
Please listen to my words, pay very close attention
I think your sinful path stems from poor reading comprehension
I have followed God's command to "be fruitful and multiply"
I think you read that as "be fruity and mount a guy."
Read the Good Book more carefully, live like an apostle,
treat your body like a temple, not a gay brothel.

And while I'm preaching I might as well spit this:
Koolaid, the Bible teaches against bearing false witness.
Shaq's rap wasn't in the spirit of Christmas. I'd say he's a hater
but that doesn't explain why you didn't reply until 8 hours later.
That you write your rhymes quickly, of that I am wary
I think you spent that time thumbing through a rhyming dictionary.
But the product was so shoddy, the rhymes so poor
You're as much a rapper as the Virgin Mary was a whore

Truly we are all sinners, there's only one way to make it right
Join me to remember the coming of our Savior this Saturday night.
Unto you a child was born, in a manger he was placed
then join me for Communion and tell me how my Lord taste!

[Cry Havoc]

I'm so busy this time of year I usually just lurk
but I can see I'm called again to do God's work.
I see you rappers still struggle with spelling and pronunciation
and I need to speak about lakaluva's insinuations.

You posted the picture, Mr. Fan of LA
trying to say that Tim or I could be gay.
I'm hugging my friend, nothing wrong with that, son.
Unlike when you and Koolaid do it we still have our clothes on.
We're both happily married men, we both have children.
We'd never go for your favorite sin of getting your rectum filled in.

I'm not hating on you luva, let there be no doubt.
I'm hear to save your soul and straighten you out.
Please listen to my words, pay very close attention
I think your sinful path stems from poor reading comprehension
I have followed God's command to "be fruitful and multiply"
I think you read that as "be fruity and mount a guy."
Read the Good Book more carefully, live like an apostle,
treat your body like a temple, not a gay brothel.

And while I'm preaching I might as well spit this:
Koolaid, the Bible teaches against bearing false witness.
Shaq's rap wasn't in the spirit of Christmas. I'd say he's a hater
but that doesn't explain why you didn't reply until 8 hours later.
That you write your rhymes quickly, of that I am wary
I think you spent that time thumbing through a rhyming dictionary.
But the product was so shoddy, the rhymes so poor
You're as much a rapper as the Virgin Mary was a whore

Truly we are all sinners, there's only one way to make it right
Join me to remember the coming of our Savior this Saturday night.
Unto you a child was born, in a manger he was placed
then join me for Communion and tell me how my Lord taste!

:lmao

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

crucify em Admiral

[benefactor]

:lol

[Koolaid_Man]

I'm so busy this time of year I usually just lurk
but I can see I'm called again to do God's work.
I see you rappers still struggle with spelling and pronunciation
and I need to speak about lakaluva's insinuations.

You posted the picture, Mr. Fan of LA
trying to say that Tim or I could be gay.
I'm hugging my friend, nothing wrong with that, son.
Unlike when you and Koolaid do it we still have our clothes on.
We're both happily married men, we both have children.
We'd never go for your favorite sin of getting your rectum filled in.

I'm not hating on you luva, let there be no doubt.
I'm hear to save your soul and straighten you out.
Please listen to my words, pay very close attention
I think your sinful path stems from poor reading comprehension
I have followed God's command to "be fruitful and multiply"
I think you read that as "be fruity and mount a guy."
Read the Good Book more carefully, live like an apostle,
treat your body like a temple, not a gay brothel.

And while I'm preaching I might as well spit this:
Koolaid, the Bible teaches against bearing false witness.
Shaq's rap wasn't in the spirit of Christmas. I'd say he's a hater
but that doesn't explain why you didn't reply until 8 hours later.
That you write your rhymes quickly, of that I am wary
I think you spent that time thumbing through a rhyming dictionary.
But the product was so shoddy, the rhymes so poor
You're as much a rapper as the Virgin Mary was a whore

Truly we are all sinners, there's only one way to make it right
Join me to remember the coming of our Savior this Saturday night.
Unto you a child was born, in a manger he was placed
then join me for Communion and tell me how my Lord taste!


if you can't spit your shit real and freestyle don't waste my time Cutting and pasting Dr. Suess style nursery rhymes...
see when I spit I never show my hand
I'm quick on tha draw like the fucking rifleman
You niggas are weak got nothing in yo lives
compared to Kool you like maggots then flies
I told u I don't do this rap shit 4 living
I just fuck Ho's my cock is thanksgiving
If you want to get all religious at X-mas that's a bet
just get off ya knees and get your hands off my dick

[Muser]

Admiral - :tu

Koolaid - :td

[Koolaid_Man]

Admiral - :tu

Koolaid - :td


u still on the sidelines son...:lol

[djohn2oo8]

u still on the sidelines son...:lol

lol retarded rapping Tony Dungy

[urunobili]

Admiral FTW

[DPG21920]

Kool I don't know why you are bringing me up, especially when you are factually incorrect. This guy said what needed to be said tbh.


Hold ons, let me spit on you...uhh uh...how you sayyyyyyyy "the best ever"

All you otha' little rappers have just been a teaser
I'ma cook 'em like goat, specially Koolaid_Manpleaser
We tired of yo' act, posting cocks and shit
We know you can't rap cause Luva said you don't spit

You speak of having cheddah to a guy that stacks feta
Yet no matter how much daddy gives you, your life ain't gettin better
We know you front runnin with everything you do
The only time you get LA is when Laka is inside of you

So one final warning to clean up your act
Just stick to rafting in the mountains of brokeback
Don't show your face, little girl you lost it
I'ma call you close hanger cause you stuck in the closet

[Koolaid_Man]

Guess which two niggas showed up but ain’t got no flow
Like two square pegs at a dance, Midnight and HarlemHo
Just like bitches, you two niggas stayed in yalls place
But don’t worry, you got company, where’s that bitch nigga Ace

You niggas love to talk shit, acting like you wanna run up
Somebody check the games room, that’s where you’ll find DoubleUp
Breaking records on video games, man this niggas’s a real Ho
You keep that shit up, I’m a lock you up with bitch ass mono

Now that niggas a known cock hound, and he ain’t even trying to hide that
He should grow his hair out, sport some capri pants, and chill out with calf tats
I told you lightweight niggas, you fuck with me, I go hard in the paint,
Kissing ass and sucking cock on SpursTalk is just something I can’t

When it’s all said and done, Kori gone give me the key
I can tell she getting tired of that bitch ass timnoVP
I’m telling you, don’t hate, this game comes with age
And all you niggas can do is show up on my recent visitors page

:toast
Ohh you didn't hear Kori whispered some freaky in my ear
New years it's on and poppin, Kool rolling through with some Martini & Rossi
But I can't hate if she gives you the key
leave it under the mat when u done - I'll be there at 3:00

[Koolaid_Man]

Kool I don't know why you are bringing me up, especially when you are factually incorrect. This guy said what needed to be said tbh.


get in the game DPG this don't require height to play...all these little homo ass troll accounts being created cuz these lil niggas can't see me...:lol

[djohn2oo8]

We'll give luva the benefit of the doubt and say he is trying to troll, but Kool just might be Alan from the Hangover retarded

[Bukefal]

if you can't spit your shit real and freestyle don't waste my time Cutting and pasting Dr. Suess style nursery rhymes...
see when I spit I never show my hand
I'm quick on tha draw like the fucking rifleman
You niggas are weak got nothing in yo lives
compared to Kool you like maggots then flies
I told u I don't do this rap shit 4 living
I just fuck Ho's my cock is thanksgiving
If you want to get all religious at X-mas that's a bet
just get off ya knees and get your hands off my dick

http://imgur.com/FDSaM.jpg

[Bukefal]

I'm so busy this time of year I usually just lurk
but I can see I'm called again to do God's work.
I see you rappers still struggle with spelling and pronunciation
and I need to speak about lakaluva's insinuations.

You posted the picture, Mr. Fan of LA
trying to say that Tim or I could be gay.
I'm hugging my friend, nothing wrong with that, son.
Unlike when you and Koolaid do it we still have our clothes on.
We're both happily married men, we both have children.
We'd never go for your favorite sin of getting your rectum filled in.

I'm not hating on you luva, let there be no doubt.
I'm hear to save your soul and straighten you out.
Please listen to my words, pay very close attention
I think your sinful path stems from poor reading comprehension
I have followed God's command to "be fruitful and multiply"
I think you read that as "be fruity and mount a guy."
Read the Good Book more carefully, live like an apostle,
treat your body like a temple, not a gay brothel.

And while I'm preaching I might as well spit this:
Koolaid, the Bible teaches against bearing false witness.
Shaq's rap wasn't in the spirit of Christmas. I'd say he's a hater
but that doesn't explain why you didn't reply until 8 hours later.
That you write your rhymes quickly, of that I am wary
I think you spent that time thumbing through a rhyming dictionary.
But the product was so shoddy, the rhymes so poor
You're as much a rapper as the Virgin Mary was a whore

Truly we are all sinners, there's only one way to make it right
Join me to remember the coming of our Savior this Saturday night.
Unto you a child was born, in a manger he was placed
then join me for Communion and tell me how my Lord taste!

:clap :clap

[Koolaid_Man]

We'll give luva the benefit of the doubt and say he is trying to troll, but Kool just might be Alan from the Hangover retarded

Djohn I'm the nigga used to the finer things in life
that means your mom and your fucking ass wife
Pussy is something you could never obtain
So the bible belt south taught you how to abstain
You getting all chest swole trynna step to Kool
The Houston sex scene is a fucking cesspool
Of fags and gays all roaming the streets
Fucking D-johns and beating they meat
I notice on your avatar you have 2 rings bitch
But know this my nigga that's all you gone get

[nkdlunch]

I'm so busy this time of year I usually just lurk
but I can see I'm called again to do God's work.
I see you rappers still struggle with spelling and pronunciation
and I need to speak about lakaluva's insinuations.

You posted the picture, Mr. Fan of LA
trying to say that Tim or I could be gay.
I'm hugging my friend, nothing wrong with that, son.
Unlike when you and Koolaid do it we still have our clothes on.
We're both happily married men, we both have children.
We'd never go for your favorite sin of getting your rectum filled in.

I'm not hating on you luva, let there be no doubt.
I'm hear to save your soul and straighten you out.
Please listen to my words, pay very close attention
I think your sinful path stems from poor reading comprehension
I have followed God's command to "be fruitful and multiply"
I think you read that as "be fruity and mount a guy."
Read the Good Book more carefully, live like an apostle,
treat your body like a temple, not a gay brothel.

And while I'm preaching I might as well spit this:
Koolaid, the Bible teaches against bearing false witness.
Shaq's rap wasn't in the spirit of Christmas. I'd say he's a hater
but that doesn't explain why you didn't reply until 8 hours later.
That you write your rhymes quickly, of that I am wary
I think you spent that time thumbing through a rhyming dictionary.
But the product was so shoddy, the rhymes so poor
You're as much a rapper as the Virgin Mary was a whore

Truly we are all sinners, there's only one way to make it right
Join me to remember the coming of our Savior this Saturday night.
Unto you a child was born, in a manger he was placed
then join me for Communion and tell me how my Lord taste!

:rollin

[Koolaid_Man]

Bet, under the mat at 3:00 is definitely where it will be
Cause going all night with someones wife, show ain't me
I'll tell you what, I'll go easy on her, just cause you my buddy
But you be sure and do the same for the OG homie, Cully


Thanks for the key but we just gonna talk
Imma get to her crib and take her for a walk
Imma gent when in sight gonna stroke her hair lovely
under full moon light, imma get her all bubbly
She knows what I offer and it's fucking insane
Imma get to her heart and stimulate her brain
so when I leave she'll be all hot and bothered
Thinking of Kool and the shit he started
She'll think bout that next chance encounter
with Koolaid_Man and his fucking weight counter :lol
Don't worry Cully will get his in no more saggin em
Imma leave a vile of that dick slanging Viagarum...
When it's all said and done she'll Love us Laker Hawks
she'll even recognize who's really holding up Spurstalk

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

Thanks for the key but we just gonna talk
Imma get to her crib and take her for a walk
Imma gent when in sight gonna stroke her hair lovely
under full moon light, imma get her all bubbly
She knows what I offer and it's fucking insane
Imma get to her heart and stimulate her brain
so when I leave she'll be all hot and bothered
Thinking of Kool and the shit he started
She'll think bout that next chance encounter
with Koolaid_Man and his fucking weight counter :lol
Don't worry Cully will get his in no more saggin em
Imma leave a vile of that dick slanging Viagarum...
When it's all said and done she'll Love us Laker Hawks
she'll even recognize who's really holding up Spurstalk

:lol

[kamikazi_player]

I'm so busy this time of year I usually just lurk
but I can see I'm called again to do God's work.
I see you rappers still struggle with spelling and pronunciation
and I need to speak about lakaluva's insinuations.

You posted the picture, Mr. Fan of LA
trying to say that Tim or I could be gay.
I'm hugging my friend, nothing wrong with that, son.
Unlike when you and Koolaid do it we still have our clothes on.
We're both happily married men, we both have children.
We'd never go for your favorite sin of getting your rectum filled in.

I'm not hating on you luva, let there be no doubt.
I'm hear to save your soul and straighten you out.
Please listen to my words, pay very close attention
I think your sinful path stems from poor reading comprehension
I have followed God's command to "be fruitful and multiply"
I think you read that as "be fruity and mount a guy."
Read the Good Book more carefully, live like an apostle,
treat your body like a temple, not a gay brothel.

And while I'm preaching I might as well spit this:
Koolaid, the Bible teaches against bearing false witness.
Shaq's rap wasn't in the spirit of Christmas. I'd say he's a hater
but that doesn't explain why you didn't reply until 8 hours later.
That you write your rhymes quickly, of that I am wary
I think you spent that time thumbing through a rhyming dictionary.
But the product was so shoddy, the rhymes so poor
You're as much a rapper as the Virgin Mary was a whore

Truly we are all sinners, there's only one way to make it right
Join me to remember the coming of our Savior this Saturday night.
Unto you a child was born, in a manger he was placed
then join me for Communion and tell me how my Lord taste!

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao This is what kind of rap I was looking for. Best rap and impersonation of David Robinson :lmao

[Rappin' Lamar]

yo whats going on in here, fat shaq is back
and I already knew it son
see that was no lunar eclipse, ya sillies
just Shaq coming back from chillis

and now ya'll here joining hands
running a train on a pair of retarded laker fans
couple of homos called luva and kool...
shame on you fools, what's there to be proud?
don't ya know these faggots enjoy getting plowed?

i guess im apalled at all the laker hate
in the end they all fans wether gay or straight
yeah luva and kool are mentally invalid
yeah all they want is toss each other's salad
damn... fuck it you know what I had it

kool, luva youre officially disowned from the lakers
we don't need you homos you the true epitome of fakers
go root for the warriors thats more your style
I guess the moral of the story is
its chrismas time, time for giving, let's not be bitter
don't be like luva and kool who like receiving it in the shitter

[IronMaxipad]

yo whats going on in here, fat shaq is back
and I already knew it son
see that was no lunar eclipse, ya sillies
just Shaq coming back from chillis

and now ya'll here joining hands
running a train on a pair of retarded laker fans
couple of homos called luva and kool...
shame on you fools, what's there to be proud?
don't ya know these faggots enjoy getting plowed?

i guess im apalled at all the laker hate
in the end they all fans wether gay or straight
yeah luva and kool are mentally invalid
yeah all they want is toss each other's salad
damn... fuck it you know what I had it

kool, luva youre officially disowned from the lakers
we don't need you homos you the true epitome of fakers
go root for the warriors thats more your style
I guess the moral of the story is
its chrismas time, time for giving, let's not be bitter
don't be like luva and kool who like receiving it in the shitter
:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[djohn2oo8]

yo whats going on in here, fat shaq is back
and I already knew it son
see that was no lunar eclipse, ya sillies
just Shaq coming back from chillis

and now ya'll here joining hands
running a train on a pair of retarded laker fans
couple of homos called luva and kool...
shame on you fools, what's there to be proud?
don't ya know these faggots enjoy getting plowed?

i guess im apalled at all the laker hate
in the end they all fans wether gay or straight
yeah luva and kool are mentally invalid
yeah all they want is toss each other's salad
damn... fuck it you know what I had it

kool, luva youre officially disowned from the lakers
we don't need you homos you the true epitome of fakers
go root for the warriors thats more your style
I guess the moral of the story is
its chrismas time, time for giving, let's not be bitter
don't be like luva and kool who like receiving it in the shitter

WIN :lmao

[cheguevara]

:lmao

[djohn2oo8]

Now this is raising the bar

[Killakobe81]

The goods: Luva, Kool, Mr.Robinson, Native american, Lamar and Havoc ...not saying yal great rappers but hot lines, clever word-play, inside jokes this thread is full of win .

[lefty]

yo whats going on in here, fat shaq is back
and I already knew it son
see that was no lunar eclipse, ya sillies
just Shaq coming back from chillis

and now ya'll here joining hands
running a train on a pair of retarded laker fans
couple of homos called luva and kool...
shame on you fools, what's there to be proud?
don't ya know these faggots enjoy getting plowed?

i guess im apalled at all the laker hate
in the end they all fans wether gay or straight
yeah luva and kool are mentally invalid
yeah all they want is toss each other's salad
damn... fuck it you know what I had it

kool, luva youre officially disowned from the lakers
we don't need you homos you the true epitome of fakers
go root for the warriors thats more your style
I guess the moral of the story is
its chrismas time, time for giving, let's not be bitter
don't be like luva and kool who like receiving it in the shitter
:lmao:lmao:lmao

[LnGrrrR]

I'm so busy this time of year I usually just lurk
but I can see I'm called again to do God's work.
I see you rappers still struggle with spelling and pronunciation
and I need to speak about lakaluva's insinuations.

You posted the picture, Mr. Fan of LA
trying to say that Tim or I could be gay.
I'm hugging my friend, nothing wrong with that, son.
Unlike when you and Koolaid do it we still have our clothes on.
We're both happily married men, we both have children.
We'd never go for your favorite sin of getting your rectum filled in.

I'm not hating on you luva, let there be no doubt.
I'm hear to save your soul and straighten you out.
Please listen to my words, pay very close attention
I think your sinful path stems from poor reading comprehension
I have followed God's command to "be fruitful and multiply"
I think you read that as "be fruity and mount a guy."
Read the Good Book more carefully, live like an apostle,
treat your body like a temple, not a gay brothel.

And while I'm preaching I might as well spit this:
Koolaid, the Bible teaches against bearing false witness.
Shaq's rap wasn't in the spirit of Christmas. I'd say he's a hater
but that doesn't explain why you didn't reply until 8 hours later.
That you write your rhymes quickly, of that I am wary
I think you spent that time thumbing through a rhyming dictionary.
But the product was so shoddy, the rhymes so poor
You're as much a rapper as the Virgin Mary was a whore

Truly we are all sinners, there's only one way to make it right
Join me to remember the coming of our Savior this Saturday night.
Unto you a child was born, in a manger he was placed
then join me for Communion and tell me how my Lord taste!

:lmao:lmao:lmao

Thank you.

[LnGrrrR]

Thanks for the key but we just gonna talk
Imma get to her crib and take her for a walk
Imma gent when in sight gonna stroke her hair lovely
under full moon light, imma get her all bubbly
She knows what I offer and it's fucking insane
Imma get to her heart and stimulate her brain
so when I leave she'll be all hot and bothered
Thinking of Kool and the shit he started
She'll think bout that next chance encounter
with Koolaid_Man and his fucking weight counter :lol
Don't worry Cully will get his in no more saggin em
Imma leave a vile of that dick slanging Viagarum...
When it's all said and done she'll Love us Laker Hawks
she'll even recognize who's really holding up Spurstalk

This rap could not be any worse :lmao :lmao

[Killakobe81]

:lmao:lmao:lmao

Thank you.

The lines you highlighted were the best 2nd time today I LOL literally ...

[Killakobe81]

:lmao "Be fruity and mount a guy" rhyming with be fruitful and multiply ...hilarious ...

[LnGrrrR]

And before you ask, I'm Irish, I only do limericks.

There once was a man from LA
Who went to a gay pridefest one day
He did things so obscene
Impressed, they agreed
That they'd rename it the Koolaid Parade

[midnightpulp]

Rappin' Mr. Robinson totally wrecked Luva and Kool.

[Koolaid_Man]

Rappin' Mr. Robinson totally wrecked Luva and Kool.

All these 2 bit niggas are hilarious...coming out the woodworks and stuff but nothing changes the game is still run by us...these lil niggas have limits shonuff...when real life starts is where they get off the bus.

[djohn2oo8]

All these 2 bit niggas are hilarious...coming out the woodworks and stuff but nothing changes the game is still run by us...these lil niggas have limits shonuff...when real life starts is where they get off the bus.

Son, don't embarrass yourself any further. You're Black, and you white water raft, no amount of fake ass gangsta shit talking can erase that, Dungy

[LnGrrrR]

Son, don't embarrass yourself any further. You're Black, and you white water raft, no amount of fake ass gangsta shit talking can erase that, Dungy

:lol

[LnGrrrR]

Though "Carlton" might be a better name.

[Native American]

Don't call it a comeback, Lakerfag been hiding for years
Anime watchin, fans been all lost and dick in ya hand, jackin the sauce man
Fact, you been boxed in, now you postin like you aint leave the room
8 years later, crawled out ya caves to play peek-a-boo

Tired of Pikachu? It's on bitch, like Doncic! But you shittin bricks
One Luka's a beast. Your Luke's still a bitch
Think you've been saved... you hated the King, threw hate on his rings
Now you wanna polish his knob and fellate on his bling

Just wait and see... all the dumb shit that comes from JaVale McGee
That Shaqtin a fool nigga should prolly play for free
Mr. HIV couldn't dance with the Boogie, but Boogie blues look fine in yellow
Don't worry, B team gonna win 3 more rings by the time you sign LaMelo

New era, same shit. Yall bent over, arched back, elbows to the wall
Talkin shit, but look down, LaVar the one controlling ya Balls
Bandwagon riding, in LA that's all that's required of fans
LeBron don't need cash, like Steve Nash, you're just his retirement plan

[benefactor]

:lmao

[benefactor]

Solid bump tbh:tu

[RGMCSE]

I never read this thread. :lmao

[benefactor]

Rappin trolls...man I miss the golden era