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LakaFan
12-20-2010, 04:18 PM
Dejuan Blair 7ppg & 6rpg

nkdlunch
12-20-2010, 04:19 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RSvosCqCQZ4/SfaHQ0uCW7I/AAAAAAAADmg/jlSiNjV226U/s400/andrew+bynum1.jpg

4>0rings
12-20-2010, 04:20 PM
Is it possible that LakaFan, #41, and Koolaid are Lakaluva trolls?

Cry Havoc
12-20-2010, 04:24 PM
"I feel like I'm glued to the floor." :cry :cry :cry

LakaFan
12-20-2010, 04:38 PM
"I feel like I'm glued to the floor." :cry :cry :cry

He should've said he felt like Blair tbh

djohn2oo8
12-20-2010, 04:42 PM
Is it possible that LakaFan, #41, and Koolaid are Lakaluva trolls?

Considering that they are all shitty trolls, its possible

Cry Havoc
12-20-2010, 04:48 PM
He should've said he felt like Blair tbh

0WfBqPuW04Y

Good point, LakaFan.

LakaFan
12-20-2010, 04:49 PM
Starting center :lmao

LakaFan
12-20-2010, 04:50 PM
0WfBqPuW04Y

Good point, LakaFan.
You found a dunk on youtube, good job

Gutter92
12-20-2010, 04:54 PM
Starting center :lmao

Ours has no ACL's and he still plays :lmao

LakaFan
12-20-2010, 04:58 PM
Ours has no ACL's and he still plays :lmao
To a beastly 7ppg & 6rpg

Cry Havoc
12-20-2010, 05:00 PM
To a beastly 7ppg & 6rpg

So what's Bynum going to average in the 8 minutes per game he plays this year?

Cry Havoc
12-20-2010, 05:00 PM
You found a dunk on youtube, good job

Yep. Say, could you show me any Bynum dunks from youtube? Keep it to this year, please.

Rappin' Dejuan Blair
12-20-2010, 05:13 PM
By Laker fan logic when you start a thread calling someone out
you 'riding their jock' is what it's really all about
So forgive me if i'm not in a state of shock
to find the purple and gold bois reaching for my cock.

Hating on me when i'm doing quite well
I played 82 games with zero ACLs.
Check my price tag. i'm a bargain to boot
not stealing money from the bench as a bitch in a suit
Luva need to make drew's aquaintance
all the dick you suck you could teach him about knee maintenence

And crying about my stats? That shit's lame.
Besides b-ball's got nothing to do with my nickname.
What i got in my shorts is why they call me the Beast,
so much meat in there Koolaid would call it a feast
It's tough as hell for anyone to jump as high as i can
while lugging around enough shaft for three Kardashians

Usually this is where i threaten to do you like Hasheem:
snap off your arm, shove up it in you, make you scream.
But that's not much of a threat since you take a nightly fisting
and shove more things in there than i have time to be listing.
Instead I'll just finish this up with wishing a Merry Christmas
to all my Spurs fans and all the little faker bitches.

WeNeedLength
12-20-2010, 05:18 PM
By Laker fan logic when you start a thread calling someone out
you 'riding their jock' is what it's really all about
So forgive me if i'm not in a state of shock
to find the purple and gold bois reaching for my cock.

Hating on me when i'm doing quite well
I played 82 games with zero ACLs.
Check my price tag. i'm a bargain to boot
not stealing money from the bench as a bitch in a suit
Luva need to make drew's aquaintance
all the dick you suck you could teach him about knee maintenence

And crying about my stats? That shit's lame.
Besides b-ball's got nothing to do with my nickname.
What i got in my shorts is why they call me the Beast,
so much meat in there Koolaid would call it a feast
It's tough as hell for anyone to jump as high as i can
while lugging around enough shaft for three Kardashians

Usually this is where i threaten to do you like Hasheem:
snap off your arm, shove up it in you, make you scream.
But that's not much of a threat since you take a nightly fisting
and shove more things in there than i have time to be listing.
Instead I'll just finish this up with wishing a Merry Christmas
to all my Spurs fans and all the little faker bitches.

Holy Fawk!

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/6/sarcastic_joker.gif

LnGrrrR
12-20-2010, 05:18 PM
Is it possible that LakaFan, #41, and Koolaid are Lakaluva trolls?

I know Lakafan and 41 are the same person's trolls, but they're definitely not Luva's. I'm 99% positive that Kool is Luva's troll. (Kool never posts when Luva's not around and they both always go missing after Lakers losses.)

There are a few other GNLFs out there recently besides Lakafan and 41, that I believe are all one person's trolls.

jestersmash
12-20-2010, 05:19 PM
Blair's put some finesse in his game as of late. He's developed a little spin move in the post and an up-and-under to avoid shot blocking. It'll be interesting to see how he develops.

If you factor in shot attempts per game, Blair might catch you by surprise. He doesn't attempt as many shots as Bynum does because the Spurs actually have an all nba-caliber staring point guard who shoots as efficiently as many big men in the league (>50%).

LnGrrrR
12-20-2010, 05:20 PM
By Laker fan logic when you start a thread calling someone out
you 'riding their jock' is what it's really all about
So forgive me if i'm not in a state of shock
to find the purple and gold bois reaching for my cock.

Hating on me when i'm doing quite well
I played 82 games with zero ACLs.
Check my price tag. i'm a bargain to boot
not stealing money from the bench as a bitch in a suit
Luva need to make drew's aquaintance
all the dick you suck you could teach him about knee maintenence

And crying about my stats? That shit's lame.
Besides b-ball's got nothing to do with my nickname.
What i got in my shorts is why they call me the Beast,
so much meat in there Koolaid would call it a feast
It's tough as hell for anyone to jump as high as i can
while lugging around enough shaft for three Kardashians

Usually this is where i threaten to do you like Hasheem:
snap off your arm, shove up it in you, make you scream.
But that's not much of a threat since you take a nightly fisting
and shove more things in there than i have time to be listing.
Instead I'll just finish this up with wishing a Merry Christmas
to all my Spurs fans and all the little faker bitches.

:lol Pretty decent. You're no Rappin' David Robinson, but still good.

Texas_Ranger
12-20-2010, 05:23 PM
By Laker fan logic when you start a thread calling someone out
you 'riding their jock' is what it's really all about
So forgive me if i'm not in a state of shock
to find the purple and gold bois reaching for my cock.

Hating on me when i'm doing quite well
I played 82 games with zero ACLs.
Check my price tag. i'm a bargain to boot
not stealing money from the bench as a bitch in a suit
Luva need to make drew's aquaintance
all the dick you suck you could teach him about knee maintenence

And crying about my stats? That shit's lame.
Besides b-ball's got nothing to do with my nickname.
What i got in my shorts is why they call me the Beast,
so much meat in there Koolaid would call it a feast
It's tough as hell for anyone to jump as high as i can
while lugging around enough shaft for three Kardashians

Usually this is where i threaten to do you like Hasheem:
snap off your arm, shove up it in you, make you scream.
But that's not much of a threat since you take a nightly fisting
and shove more things in there than i have time to be listing.
Instead I'll just finish this up with wishing a Merry Christmas
to all my Spurs fans and all the little faker bitches.

:worthy::worthy:

z0sa
12-20-2010, 05:24 PM
Lakerfan obsession with the Spurs continues.

LakaFan
12-20-2010, 05:45 PM
Look at this faggot

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Man In Black
12-20-2010, 06:02 PM
There was no response because, like their leader...Laker Bandwagon can't rap:
MpzJgLzzX38

Trill Clinton
12-20-2010, 06:10 PM
What i got in my shorts is why they call me the Beast,
so much meat in there Koolaid would call it a feast


Pause:lol

LkrFan
12-20-2010, 06:18 PM
There was no response because, like their leader...Laker Bandwagon can't rap:
MpzJgLzzX38
I knew someone would bring up Kobe's shitty rendition of a "rap" out! :lmao But hey: at least he banged Tyra Banks (back when she was a hot Victoria Secrets' model) !! :toast

rayjayjohnson
12-20-2010, 06:31 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RSvosCqCQZ4/SfaHQ0uCW7I/AAAAAAAADmg/jlSiNjV226U/s400/andrew+bynum1.jpg

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

DieHardSpursFan1537
12-20-2010, 06:33 PM
Is it possible that LakaFan, #41, and Koolaid are Lakaluva trolls?
Could be? I know! How about somebody just bans them all so nobody has to deal with them?

rayjayjohnson
12-20-2010, 06:36 PM
lol @ butthurt spurs fan calling for bans.

Rappin' Dejuan Blair
12-29-2010, 11:11 AM
Rappin' Beast gonna hammer you with da mic
punch a hole in yo chest like railroad spike.
What'd you say Fakers? I couldn't hear that
Tough to speak clearly with a mouth full of scat.
I know you all watched so there's no need to gloat
about how I took a dump down yo front court's throat.
Shoulda stayed in school Drew, like I did at Pitt
Lesson #1: Force Feeding You My Shit

And I know today I'll hear excuses aplenty
about how it's no big deal that y'all lost by 20.
Put you on your ass like Horry did Nash
listen close, that's the sound of your jerseys going in the trash.
Bandwagon fans disappear like sugar in the rain
hop on board with Gary on the Spurs choo choo train

"Drew's just warming up! Time will tell!"
Muthafuckas, I did that with no ACL's.
Replace every joint that's giving him trouble
and I'll still bitch slap him for a double-double
I can't jump high enough to get my cheeks on his face
but you best believe he could tell you how my ass taste.

DJB
12-29-2010, 11:43 AM
By Laker fan logic when you start a thread calling someone out
you 'riding their jock' is what it's really all about
So forgive me if i'm not in a state of shock
to find the purple and gold bois reaching for my cock.

Hating on me when i'm doing quite well
I played 82 games with zero ACLs.
Check my price tag. i'm a bargain to boot
not stealing money from the bench as a bitch in a suit
Luva need to make drew's aquaintance
all the dick you suck you could teach him about knee maintenence

And crying about my stats? That shit's lame.
Besides b-ball's got nothing to do with my nickname.
What i got in my shorts is why they call me the Beast,
so much meat in there Koolaid would call it a feast
It's tough as hell for anyone to jump as high as i can
while lugging around enough shaft for three Kardashians

Usually this is where i threaten to do you like Hasheem:
snap off your arm, shove up it in you, make you scream.
But that's not much of a threat since you take a nightly fisting
and shove more things in there than i have time to be listing.
Instead I'll just finish this up with wishing a Merry Christmas
to all my Spurs fans and all the little faker bitches.

Quite possibly the best flow on this board, ever.

TIMMYD!
12-29-2010, 11:47 AM
quite possibly the best flow on this board, ever.

+32939823

ElNono
12-29-2010, 11:57 AM
:lol

ShoogarBear
12-29-2010, 12:03 PM
Shoulda stayed in school Drew, like I did at Pitt
Lesson #1: Force Feeding You My Shit


:rollin

Yorae
12-29-2010, 12:38 PM
Uh....lolololololol!

Koolaid_Man
12-29-2010, 12:41 PM
I know Lakafan and 41 are the same person's trolls, but they're definitely not Luva's. I'm 99% positive that Kool is Luva's troll. (Kool never posts when Luva's not around and they both always go missing after Lakers losses.)

There are a few other GNLFs out there recently besides Lakafan and 41, that I believe are all one person's trolls.


ohh yeah....:lol

LakaFan
12-29-2010, 01:49 PM
That phaggot 41 is not my troll.

Dunc n Dave
12-29-2010, 02:52 PM
Rappin' Beast gonna hammer you with da mic
punch a hole in yo chest like railroad spike.
What'd you say Fakers? I couldn't hear that
Tough to speak clearly with a mouth full of scat.
I know you all watched so there's no need to gloat
about how I took a dump down yo front court's throat.
Shoulda stayed in school Drew, like I did at Pitt
Lesson #1: Force Feeding You My Shit

And I know today I'll hear excuses aplenty
about how it's no big deal that y'all lost by 20.
Put you on your ass like Horry did Nash
listen close, that's the sound of your jerseys going in the trash.
Bandwagon fans disappear like sugar in the rain
hop on board with Gary on the Spurs choo choo train

"Drew's just warming up! Time will tell!"
Muthafuckas, I did that with no ACL's.
Replace every joint that's giving him trouble
and I'll still bitch slap him for a double-double
I can't jump high enough to get my cheeks on his face
but you best believe he could tell you how my ass taste.

Rappin Dejuan, deliverin' the goods

in2deep
12-29-2010, 02:53 PM
more like delivering an uppercut to the ribcage

gaKNOW!blee
12-29-2010, 03:02 PM
Besides b-ball's got nothing to do with my nickname.
What i got in my shorts is why they call me the Beast,
so much meat in there Koolaid would call it a feast

possibly the greatest ownage of all time?

jjktkk
12-29-2010, 04:09 PM
I know Lakafan and 41 are the same person's trolls, but they're definitely not Luva's. I'm 99% positive that Kool is Luva's troll. (Kool never posts when Luva's not around and they both always go missing after Lakers losses.)


Is this Kool and Luva?

http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/3851/revengeofthenerdsp.jpg

DMC
12-29-2010, 07:14 PM
http://sfist.com/upload/2010/06/sfist-pride-4.jpg
I found a pic of the whole Laker bandwagon... this must have been the last parade they held...

LakaFan
03-24-2011, 03:34 PM
Still a scrub

Brazil
03-24-2011, 05:41 PM
Rappin' Blair is pretty good !

ohmwrecker
03-24-2011, 10:02 PM
Who would win in a breakfast cereal eating contest . . . Blair or Bynum?

Mavillionaire
03-24-2011, 10:05 PM
Short, fat, no knee niglet on stumps :lmao

The Refrigerator
03-24-2011, 10:15 PM
Who would win in a breakfast cereal eating contest . . . Blair or Bynum?


Who would win in a better basketball player contest Blair or Bynum?

Mavillionaire
03-24-2011, 10:16 PM
Who would win in a better basketball player contest Blair or Bynum?
:rollin:rollin:rollin

ohmwrecker
03-26-2011, 10:33 PM
Who would win in a better basketball player contest Blair or Bynum?

One on one?

LakaFan
06-05-2012, 09:59 AM
You knew the Spurs were fucked when their playoff hopes relied on this guy :lmao