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12-22-2010, 12:30 PM
The Turrible Ten: Charles Barkley Counts Down The Top 10 Despicable People
Posted on 11 April 2010 by Drew Decker
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As a special favor, Chuck has agreed to stop by and celebrate the re-launching of the FanSided Sports Blog by contributing one of his infamous top ten lists. Away we go…
10. Santonio Holmes – If Holmes really threw a glass at that woman then he’s a pussy. Nothing more and nothing less.
9. Billy Payne – Who does this punk ass (http://www.nowpublic.com/sports/charles-barkley-calls-billy-payne-uncle-tom-2603338.html) think he is? If I ever run into Payne down in Georgia I’m going to punch him in the face and then throw him through a plate glass window.
8. Jesse James – Having a fatty crush on tatted up biker chicks is one thing, but dissing America’s Sweetheart Sandra Bullock is just flat out wrong.
7. Harry Reid – The guy is a whiny little weasel and I’m not just saying that because of his recent “Negro dialect” comment.
6. Ben Roethisberger – It looks like Big Ben is going to avoid getting charged tomorrow and dodge another bullet, but he really needs to start making better decisions.
5. Nancy Pelosi - I wouldn’t bang this crazy bitch with Cheryl Miller’s dick. The wench is ruining the country along with Reid and my man Barack isn’t doing anything to stop them.
4. Tiki Barber – Although that 23-year old is a nice piece of ass, leaving your wife when she is eight months pregnant with two buns in the oven just ain’t right.
3. Rachel Uchitel – Either the lady looks like a dude (http://im.in.com/connect/images/profile/nov2009/Rachel_Uchitel_300.jpg) or the dude looks like a lady. I’m not sure. Either way, she now has about $10 million of Tiger’s money. If that isn’t a high priced whore I don’t know what is.
2. Donald Sterling – It’s fitting that the guy is usually wearing black (http://espn.go.com/photo/2006/0810/060810_sterling_195.jpg) because there always seems to be a black cloud hovering over the franchise. Ain’t no way LeBron is ever going to sign with the Clippers (http://fullyclips.com/) in July.
1. Gloria Allred – First she represents Uchitel and now Tiger’s kindergarten teacher? Give me a damn break. I wouldn’t drive around the corner for a BJ from her if she was the last woman on earth.
http://fansided.com/2010/04/11/the-turrible-ten-charles-barkley-counts-down-the-top-10-despicable-people/
Posted on 11 April 2010 by Drew Decker
http://offsideswithfletcher.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/charles-barkley-dui-arrest1.jpg
As a special favor, Chuck has agreed to stop by and celebrate the re-launching of the FanSided Sports Blog by contributing one of his infamous top ten lists. Away we go…
10. Santonio Holmes – If Holmes really threw a glass at that woman then he’s a pussy. Nothing more and nothing less.
9. Billy Payne – Who does this punk ass (http://www.nowpublic.com/sports/charles-barkley-calls-billy-payne-uncle-tom-2603338.html) think he is? If I ever run into Payne down in Georgia I’m going to punch him in the face and then throw him through a plate glass window.
8. Jesse James – Having a fatty crush on tatted up biker chicks is one thing, but dissing America’s Sweetheart Sandra Bullock is just flat out wrong.
7. Harry Reid – The guy is a whiny little weasel and I’m not just saying that because of his recent “Negro dialect” comment.
6. Ben Roethisberger – It looks like Big Ben is going to avoid getting charged tomorrow and dodge another bullet, but he really needs to start making better decisions.
5. Nancy Pelosi - I wouldn’t bang this crazy bitch with Cheryl Miller’s dick. The wench is ruining the country along with Reid and my man Barack isn’t doing anything to stop them.
4. Tiki Barber – Although that 23-year old is a nice piece of ass, leaving your wife when she is eight months pregnant with two buns in the oven just ain’t right.
3. Rachel Uchitel – Either the lady looks like a dude (http://im.in.com/connect/images/profile/nov2009/Rachel_Uchitel_300.jpg) or the dude looks like a lady. I’m not sure. Either way, she now has about $10 million of Tiger’s money. If that isn’t a high priced whore I don’t know what is.
2. Donald Sterling – It’s fitting that the guy is usually wearing black (http://espn.go.com/photo/2006/0810/060810_sterling_195.jpg) because there always seems to be a black cloud hovering over the franchise. Ain’t no way LeBron is ever going to sign with the Clippers (http://fullyclips.com/) in July.
1. Gloria Allred – First she represents Uchitel and now Tiger’s kindergarten teacher? Give me a damn break. I wouldn’t drive around the corner for a BJ from her if she was the last woman on earth.
http://fansided.com/2010/04/11/the-turrible-ten-charles-barkley-counts-down-the-top-10-despicable-people/