Holy Everlasting Gobstoppers, Batman!

[Yonivore]

http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphics/news/img/sep04/kerry1092704.jpghttp://www.i8bozo.com/weblog/oompa-loompa.jpg

"Oompa Loompa doompety doo, I've got a perfect puzzle for you.
Oompa Loompa doompety dee, if you are wise you'll listen to me."

Seriously, botox -- now this? What's going on?

[Tommy Duncan]

Awesome. Will he sigh loudly and roll his eyes incessantly on Thursday night too?

[Yonivore]

Maybe he'll wear those white overalls too!

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

I wonder if he's going to use the word "like" obsessively and talk about the captain of the football team too.

[CommanderMcBragg]

I don't appreciate humor in politics. :lol

[exstatic]

Awesome. Will he sigh loudly and roll his eyes incessantly on Thursday night too?


So, this is funny, but the Bush debate preparation kit isn't, MB?

[Yonivore]

"So, this is funny, but the Bush debate preparation kit isn't, MB?"
That's right.

[Tommy Duncan]

Absolutely this is hilarious.

[Yonivore]

Seriously though, what does it say about a man that sprays on a tan, gets botox injections, and flies his "hairdresser" across the country for a freakin' haircut?

[SpursWoman]

Didn't Clinton do that, too? The hair-dresser thing?


















And being somewhat of a girly-girl, I honestly see no problem with that.

:fro

[Yonivore]

Yeah, maybe for a "girlie" girl.

But, Kerry is, ostensibly, a male.

[Spurminator]

This is clearly a part of the all-out effort to court the Florida vote...

[NeoConIV]

This is clearly a part of the all-out effort to court the Florida vote...

Rack 'em

[SpursWoman]

http://www.aboutmary.com/production/images/framelinshaye.gif


"The last time I had a pap smear, the guy needed leather gloves and an oyster shucker."

[Hook Dem]

^^^^^:rollin ^^^^^ Rack

[Joe Chalupa]

My funny bone is non-partisan.

Brahahahahahaha!!! :rollin

[sportcamper1]

images.google.com/images?q=tbn:j5mEg7YN-3IJ:www.addamsfamily.com/addams/lurch-kerry.jpg (http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:j5mEg7YN-3IJ:www.addamsfamily.com/addams/lurch-kerry.jpg)

[Yonivore]

Okay, how much would you pay to hear President Bush, while answering some point that Kerry makes during the debate, say, "By the way, Senator, nice tan."

[Joe Chalupa]

At which point Kerry should yell out, "Yeehaw! That was a good one Mr. President."

http://www.bartcop.com/yee-haw.JPG

:lol

[NeoConIV]

The 'nice tan' jab is much more of a sting, considering Kerry does have a ridiculous looking tan, and Bush never says yee haw....

But sure, ok.

[Joe Chalupa]

It's because Bush always gets it wrong and says "Yahoo" when he really means "Yeehaw". :lol

[NeoConIV]

I'll take Yahoo!! over becoming the new Syracuse mascot any day...:wink

[SpursWoman]

http://blt.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/p842494reg.jpghttp://www.firstcoastnews.com/politics/articles/2002-12-01/images/ap_kerry_lg.jpg

[Joe Chalupa]

Now that's just wrong. :lol

[NeoConIV]

http://blt.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/p842494reg.jpg
I actually did vote for the 87 billion, before I voted against it...

[Yonivore]

What a clown he's become.

[NeoConIV]

He's fidgeting around and experimenting with his appearance/personality waaaaay too much, just like Gore did in the runup to the election. So phony. Kind of sad.

[NeoConIV]

Hey Yoni, that's Ron Brown's funeral in your gif isn't it? Where Clinton instananeously starts mourning when he sees the camera?

[Yonivore]

yep. It is...

[SpursWoman]

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/181/1232/400/floppertone.jpg

[SpursWoman]

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/181/1232/1024/Helloweenie_Thumbx.jpg

[SpursWoman]

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/181/1232/400/oompa_Lurch.jpg