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BRHornet45
12-23-2010, 11:18 PM
wow ...

Diana Taurasi tests positive for banned substance

December 23, 2010 | 23 Minutes Ago

The lawyer for WNBA standout Diana Taurasi has told The Associated Press that the former Connecticut star and Southern California native has tested positive for a mild stimulant while playing in a pro basketball league overseas.

Howard Jacobs said Thursday night that Taurasi's A sample came back positive from a lab in Turkey and she was provisionally suspended by the Turkish league. Taurasi has requested that her B sample be tested.

Jacobs said the substance "was not a steroid or recreational drug," however he refused to identify it.

The Phoenix Mercury star served one day in jail and was suspended by the WNBA for two games in 2009 after pleading guilty to a DUI charge.

She has already missed the last three games with Fenerbahce, her team in Turkey.

--Associated Press

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/sports_blog/2010/12/diana-taurasi-tests-positive-for-banned-substance.html

BRHornet45
12-23-2010, 11:20 PM
sons my sources tell me it was that sticky icky good chronic

4>0rings
12-23-2010, 11:21 PM
:lmao

That doesn't explain her penis though.

Ghazi
12-23-2010, 11:21 PM
lol Lisa Anne

jag
12-23-2010, 11:22 PM
I think it was probably steroids. That would explain the nuts and chest hair.

BRHornet45
12-23-2010, 11:22 PM
lol Lisa Anne

lol Tyson Chandler skull fucking the love of your life!

jag
12-23-2010, 11:22 PM
:lmao

That doesn't explain her penis though.

:lol


....and the penis

Ghazi
12-23-2010, 11:23 PM
we staaaaaaaaaaaacked

BlackSwordsMan
12-23-2010, 11:23 PM
Becky Hammon is all naturale and doesn't look like a man.
gimme dat becky

monosylab1k
12-23-2010, 11:30 PM
Diana Taurasi is a terrific player, but it's sad she had to resort to this. Her legacy will forever be ruined, unfortunately. But she's still an all-time great in my book!

BRHornet45
12-23-2010, 11:38 PM
sons it was not a steroid! plz read the article. over in Turkey fucking Red Bull could cause you to fail a drug test lol. from what I hear though, its weed.

ploto
12-23-2010, 11:41 PM
A non-recreational, non-steroid mild stimulant narrows down the drug significantly, giving us a good idea of what she tested positive for. In this case, the information points towards Adderall or a similar derivative, a prescription drug used to treat attention deficit disorder.

http://www.sbnation.com/nba/2010/12/23/1894645/diana-taurasi-banned-substance-mild-stimulant-adderall

BRHornet45
12-23-2010, 11:43 PM
:(

jag
12-23-2010, 11:44 PM
sons it was not a steroid! plz read the article. over in Turkey fucking Red Bull could cause you to fail a drug test lol. from what I hear though, its weed.

From what you hear? Your WNBA contacts on the streets?

BRHornet45
12-23-2010, 11:45 PM
From what you hear? Your WNBA contacts on the streets?

sons this is just ridiculous. the media is trying to make the headlines read as if she was taking steroids!

ohmwrecker
12-23-2010, 11:47 PM
Shocking!

jag
12-23-2010, 11:48 PM
sons this is just ridiculous. the media is trying to make the headlines read as if she was taking steroids!

Look sons, i hope she's taking roids.

crc21209
12-23-2010, 11:59 PM
:lol That's what BR gets for sucking her dick (literally) all this time....

DJ Mbenga
12-24-2010, 12:54 AM
good thing the wnba is irrelevant. her legacy is safe.

Venti Quattro
12-24-2010, 12:57 AM
that stuff turns diana into a woman when in fact he really is a man.

BlairForceDejuan
12-24-2010, 01:00 AM
Probably a testosterone de-booster.

ElNono
12-24-2010, 01:05 AM
How do they know she didn't get it from licking another pussy???

Dirkadirkastan
12-24-2010, 02:34 AM
Barea for Taurasi straight up.

fevertrees
12-24-2010, 02:57 AM
Chris Paul for Taurasi straight up.

IknowU
12-24-2010, 03:34 AM
BRHornet whos the hot bird smiling in your gif?

Roddy Beaubois
12-24-2010, 03:35 AM
*

djohn2oo8
12-24-2010, 08:49 AM
Damn, testosterone overload

fevertrees
12-24-2010, 09:50 AM
Federation: Taurasi tested positive for modafinil



ANKARA, Turkey (AP)—Basketball great Diana Taurasi tested positive for the stimulant modafinil and was provisionally suspended pending the result of her “B” sample test in January, Turkey’s basketball federation and team officials said Friday.

Taurasi was tested last month, following a Turkish league game between her team Fenerbahce and Istanbul University. A lab in the capital Ankara detected the stimulant in her “A” sample, the federation said in a statement.

“A final decision (on her situation) will be taken as soon as the process leading to the opening of the ‘B’ sample is complete,” the federation said.
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Taurasi’s lawyer, Howard Jacobs, told The Associated Press Thursday that the player, who has so far missed three games with Fenerbahce, has stayed away from performance enhancing substances throughout her 10 years of competition at college, professional and Olympic level.

“Diana Taurasi has never taken, been suspected of using, or tested positive for any performance enhancing substance,” he said.

Fenerbahce said in a statement posted on its website that Taurasi was upset that the doping claims broke before the testing process was finalized.

Taurasi and teammate Anna Vajda were routinely tested following the Nov. 13 league game, the club said. Vajda tested negative for any banned substances, it said.

Taurasi requested the “B” sample test, with the result to be disclosed on Jan. 2 or Jan. 4 in the presence of lawyers, Fenerbahce said.

“She is extremely disturbed that her right to confidentially has been breached and doping claims have been made even before the results of her test are out,” Fenerbahce said.

Neither Jacobs nor Fenerbahce confirmed that Taurasi tested positive for modafinil, a banned stimulant involved in several major doping cases, including that of Kelli White.

White won the 100 and 200-meter races at the 2003 world championships in Paris, but both her medals were stripped after she tested positive for modafinil.

Modafinil is used to counter excessive sleepiness due to narcolepsy, shift work sleep disorder or sleep apnea, according to the website for prescription drug Provigil, which contains the substance.

Jacobs told the AP in a statement that while the player was fully cooperating with authorities, “there are serious doubts about the accuracy of the test results.”

“We are confident that Diana will be fully vindicated once all the evidence is reviewed.”

Jacobs said it was too early to tell how this might affect Taurasi’s eligibility for the 2012 Olympics in London. The International Olympic Committee bars any athlete given a doping penalty of six months or more from competing in the subsequent games.

Taurasi helped lead the University of Connecticut to three straight national championships as well as 70 consecutive victories from 2001-03. She was the AP Player of the Year in 2003.

Taurasi, who has won two Olympic gold medals, helped guide the U.S. national team to the world championship in early October. She led the WNBA in scoring for a league-record four straight years, averaging 22.6 points per game. The five-time All-Star and two-time WNBA champion signed a multiyear contract extension with the Phoenix Mercury in August.

Taurasi served one day in jail and was suspended by the team for two games in 2009 after pleading guilty to a drunk-driving charge.

She played in Russia for four years for powerhouse Spartak before joining the Turkish League this season. That league also features WNBA stars Sylvia Fowles, Penny Taylor and Seimone Augustus.

Taurasi leads the league in scoring with 24.6 points a game.

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BRHornet45
12-24-2010, 10:16 AM
BRHornet whos the hot bird smiling in your gif?

son that is Gina Carano and an African fetish dildo.

Biggems
12-24-2010, 10:45 AM
who cares about this dude.....everyone knows that Cheryl Miller was the GOAT.....Clarissa Davis, Cynthia Cooper, and Lisa Leslie, all better than Taurasi.

Sigz
12-24-2010, 10:49 AM
Fucking man loser.

Mah Hammon trumps this fucking man.

DieHardSpursFan1537
12-24-2010, 11:57 AM
Who cares?

Agloco
12-24-2010, 04:04 PM
wow ...

Diana Taurasi tests positive for banned substance

December 23, 2010 | 23 Minutes Ago


Jacobs said the substance "was not a steroid or recreational drug," however he refused to identify it.


sons my sources tell me it was that sticky icky good chronic


sons it was not a steroid! plz read the article. over in Turkey fucking Red Bull could cause you to fail a drug test lol. from what I hear though, its weed.

Fail.