View Full Version : LMAO Kobe
IronMexican
12-25-2010, 07:27 PM
Garbage. No doubt Bron is that much better.
I hope the snitch cries his way out after the season.
Darth_Pelican
12-25-2010, 07:32 PM
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/9/17/128976917356913182.jpg
j-money24
12-25-2010, 07:32 PM
Why don't you go choke on LeBrons dick you mexican bitch.
RedsLakers24
12-25-2010, 07:37 PM
go eat some of Lebrons Chorizo
Cry Havoc
12-25-2010, 07:38 PM
Lol Laker fans mad
TinTin
12-25-2010, 07:39 PM
His pnr D was just awful
IronMexican
12-25-2010, 07:40 PM
Butthurt. Butthurt everywhere.
He never was that good.
Ghazi
12-25-2010, 07:42 PM
lmao Bynum is more like it. 4/2 ecstasy :lol
IronMexican
12-25-2010, 07:42 PM
Wade made him his bitch today. Second time on Christmas.
4>0rings
12-25-2010, 07:44 PM
LMAO Kobe debuting his shitty kicks in a blowout loss
LMAO Kobe putting his full effort into the game while the Heat just chill and win
Venti Quattro
12-25-2010, 07:45 PM
LeBron and Wade took turns in making Kobe their bitch today :lmao
Pelicans78
12-25-2010, 07:46 PM
Lebron is to Peyton what Kobe is to Brady.
Lebron is great in the regular season.
TDMVPDPOY
12-25-2010, 07:46 PM
kome statpaddin in a loss...
lol he demand a trade
Venti Quattro
12-25-2010, 07:48 PM
Gasol is not enough anymore. Quick Kobe, do your thing and ask for D12! :lmao
jestersmash
12-25-2010, 07:50 PM
'11-'12: $26 million
'12-'13: $28.7 million
'13-'14: $31.5 million
4>0rings
12-25-2010, 07:50 PM
'11-'12: $26 million
'12-'13: $28.7 million
'13-'14: $31.5 million
:lmao
IronMexican
12-25-2010, 07:51 PM
Wow, that big momma movie looks unbelievably bad.
j-money24
12-25-2010, 07:51 PM
Gasol is not enough anymore. Quick Kobe, do your thing and ask for D12! :lmao
Gasol deserves this thread more than kobe today.. Big Z literally made him his bitch in the 3rd quarter and killed all the momentum the lakers had with his poor defence.
RedsLakers24
12-25-2010, 07:51 PM
Its gasols fault, not kobe
midnightpulp
12-25-2010, 07:51 PM
Honestly, Kobe was lucky as fuck to avoid the Cavs (because Lebron had a shit supporting cast) in the Finals for two straight years. LBJ absolutely owns the Lakers. What's his record against them?
Muser
12-25-2010, 07:52 PM
lol 31 million when he's 35
TheMACHINE
12-25-2010, 07:53 PM
Ironmexican...right on cue. lol
lol dropping 17 points on Christmas.
lol LeBron dropping a steaming doo on Kobe's face with 27 points on 8-14 shooting.
RedsLakers24
12-25-2010, 07:54 PM
lol 31 million when he's 35
Its like the Jeter thing, he helped the Lakers to 5 rings, so he deserves it,
lol Magic Johnson getting all emo on ABC right now after this ass waxing.
Nathan89
12-25-2010, 07:55 PM
Lebron is to Peyton what Kobe is to Brady.
Lebron is great in the regular season.
You mean Brady and Kobe always play with better surrounding players. James and Peyton have to carry their teams. Is this what you are trying to say?
LkrFan
12-25-2010, 07:56 PM
How do you say faggot in Mexican? I want to make sure this "Laker Fan" thoroughly understands me when I talk shit on him.
TheMACHINE
12-25-2010, 07:57 PM
You mean Brady and Kobe always play with better surrounding players. James and Peyton have to carry their teams. Is this what you are trying to say?
you are right..its a bad comparison since Kobe and Brady are the alpha dogs while Lebron is Wade's sidekick.
Venti Quattro
12-25-2010, 07:58 PM
the 30 mil is like Jerry Buss's way of saying thanks to Kobe. It creates a huge hole in the salary cap but it has to be done
Muser
12-25-2010, 07:59 PM
Well that makes it worse then considering a sidekick just shit all over the alpha dog kobe.
midnightpulp
12-25-2010, 07:59 PM
How do you say faggot in Mexican? I want to make sure this "Laker Fan" thoroughly understands me when I talk shit on him.
Mex is a true blue Lakers fan. He's doesn't have Kobe's dick ramming into his tonsils like the rest of you assholes. He understands that Kobe Bryant is not a flawless player and that he's been blessed with some of the best supporting casts in the salary cap era.
TheGreatest23
12-25-2010, 08:00 PM
Mex is a true blue Lakers fan. He's doesn't have Kobe's dick ramming into his tonsils like the rest of you assholes. He understands that Kobe Bryant is not a flawless player and that he's been blessed with some of the best supporting casts in the salary cap era.
After IronMexican is done sucking Lebrons dick, you might have your chance to suck Ironmexicans chorizo.
Pelicans78
12-25-2010, 08:01 PM
You mean Brady and Kobe always play with better surrounding players. James and Peyton have to carry their teams. Is this what you are trying to say?
Not really. Both Brady and Kobe make clutch plays late when it counts. That's why they won the championships. Lebron doesn't have enough in his arsenal to take over a lead a team to the title. That's why Wade will always win the Finals MVP whenever the Heat do win a title. Same with Peyton. He's not as poised as Brady late in games which is why he throws the killer interception and why his teams have always lost home playoff games to inferior teams. Peyton choked away the Super Bowl last season and has choked away other playoff games.
STOP FOOLING YOURSELF!
TheGreatest23
12-25-2010, 08:01 PM
Well that makes it worse then considering a sidekick just shit all over the alpha dog kobe.
lol spurs fan obsessed with regular season games...how have the mighty fallen.
j-money24
12-25-2010, 08:01 PM
After IronMexican is done sucking Lebrons dick, you might have your chance to suck Ironmexicans chorizo.
:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao
TheGreatest23
12-25-2010, 08:02 PM
No big deal...Just a team with 3 all stars beating a team with 2 all stars.
Rummpd
12-25-2010, 08:02 PM
Mr 6 for 24 *last years nebulous finals MVP = really stepped it up again today!
IronMexican
12-25-2010, 08:03 PM
Bynum should have played more.
midnightpulp
12-25-2010, 08:03 PM
After IronMexican is done sucking Lebrons dick, you might have your chance to suck Ironmexicans chorizo.
The Decision was a pretty cool show. What did you think of it?
midnightpulp
12-25-2010, 08:03 PM
:cry :cry :cry :cry
TheMACHINE
12-25-2010, 08:04 PM
After IronMexican is done sucking Lebrons dick, you might have your chance to suck Ironmexicans chorizo.
:lmao
IronMexican
12-25-2010, 08:04 PM
And mid would be too busy on mavfan knob
Muser
12-25-2010, 08:04 PM
lol not allowed to badmouth Kobe.
LkrFan
12-25-2010, 08:05 PM
midnight getting his groove on. Nice. :toast
djohn2oo8
12-25-2010, 08:05 PM
lol not allowed to badmouth Kobe.
:lmao
TheGreatest23
12-25-2010, 08:06 PM
The Decision was a pretty cool show. What did you think of it?
it was alright...no biggie...we had 0 rings when he came, and still had 0 rings when we left.
Amzing you are able to type with Irons vienna sausage in your mouth.
Lebron is to Peyton what Kobe is to Brady.
Lebron is great in the regular season.
That makes no fucking sense. Lebron is to Peyton? Don't you mean Lebron is to Kobe what Peyton is to Brady? Either way, it makes no sense. Both Brady and Manning have rings...
Lebron is to Kobe what Dan Marino was to Joe Montana.
it was alright...no biggie...we had 0 rings when he came, and still had 0 rings when we left.
Amzing you are able to type with Irons vienna sausage in your mouth.
Yeah, but he stretched your o-rings out and you guys are still butt hurt about it.
HarlemHeat37
12-25-2010, 08:08 PM
If Kobe makes the all-D team this year, they should just cancel the award..
SanAntonioHeat
12-25-2010, 08:08 PM
Midnight just doing what he does best...reppin the SA Heat crew bitches.
DMC doesnt seem that bad either.
lol spurs fan obsessed with regular season games...how have the mighty fallen.
Coming from the only D-League team in the NBA pro league.
BRHornet45
12-25-2010, 08:09 PM
sons what a win for the New Orleans Heat today
Ashy Larry
12-25-2010, 08:09 PM
It was like he wasn't even trying.
when was the last time Bean fought through a screen ....... maybe 2005
Ashy Larry
12-25-2010, 08:10 PM
listening to Miami radio ....... they are literally laughing their asses off ...... can't blame them.
Muser
12-25-2010, 08:11 PM
:cry Don't say nasty things about my Kobe :cry
You guys probably won't be around come June, especially if the Lakers win again.
LkrFan
12-25-2010, 08:14 PM
If Kobe makes the all-D team this year, they should just cancel the award..
Yeah, he was real shitty tonight. Plus he missed shots.
Pelicans78
12-25-2010, 08:14 PM
That makes no fucking sense. Lebron is to Peyton? Don't you mean Lebron is to Kobe what Peyton is to Brady? Either way, it makes no sense. Both Brady and Manning have rings...
Lebron is to Kobe what Dan Marino was to Joe Montana.
Manning has a ring, but he's known more for his playoff failures. He's won alot of regular season MVPs, but he's choked plenty of times in the playoffs.
Coming from the only D-League team in the NBA pro league.
:lol
Josepatches_
12-25-2010, 08:16 PM
LeBron is a better player than Kobe right now.
Talking about the past....Where were the Lakers before they get Odom and Pau even with Kobe in his prime??
Cleveland was a shit but LeBron makes them the best team of the league 2 times in a row.Even he lead them to the Finals with Larry hughes being the second best player of the team!! Where is Cleveland right now? Where?
LeBron never had a good team around him.Do you really think Kobe could lead the Cavs to the tittle? Are we fucking crazy?
LkrFan
12-25-2010, 08:16 PM
Every time I see that shit I lose more and more respect for that motherfucker. He better remember what side his bread is buttered on.
He sold his soul to BSPN and the punkass doesn't even need their money.
My
Ass
Got
Infected
Coach
Every time I see that shit I lose more and more respect for that motherfucker. He better remember what side his bread is buttered on.
Yeah, you did so much for that team, who does he think he is?
He sold his soul to BSPN and the punkass doesn't even need their money.
My
Ass
Got
Infected
Coach
Love how you bastards turn on your own people during a regular season loss because he spoke the truth on TV.
ElNono
12-25-2010, 08:18 PM
http://www.memecat.com/images/memes/chris_crocker_leave_britney_alone.jpg
LEAVE KOBE ALONE!!! :cry :cry :cry
Manning has a ring, but he's known more for his playoff failures. He's won alot of regular season MVPs, but he's choked plenty of times in the playoffs.
You're full of shit. Manning is known for being a hell of a QB. Having a ring exempts him from the comparison. End of story.
djohn2oo8
12-25-2010, 08:20 PM
http://www.memecat.com/images/memes/chris_crocker_leave_britney_alone.jpg
LEAVE KOBE ALONE!!! :cry :cry :cry
:lol El Nono with the goods
TheMACHINE
12-25-2010, 08:20 PM
LeBron is a better player than Kobe right now.
Talking about the past....Where were the Lakers before they get Odom and Pau even with Kobe in his prime??
Cleveland was a shit but LeBron makes them the best team of the league 2 times in a row.Even he lead them to the Finals with Larry hughes being the second best player of the team!! Where is Cleveland right now? Where?
LeBron never had a good team around him.Do you really think Kobe could lead the Cavs to the tittle? Are we fucking crazy?
then after he made it to the Finals, they added pieces and his team got better...what happened the next few years...has he made it to the Finals again?
LeBron is a better player than Kobe right now.
Talking about the past....Where were the Lakers before they get Odom and Pau even with Kobe in his prime??
Cleveland was a shit but LeBron makes them the best team of the league 2 times in a row.Even he lead them to the Finals with Larry hughes being the second best player of the team!! Where is Cleveland right now? Where?
LeBron never had a good team around him.Do you really think Kobe could lead the Cavs to the tittle? Are we fucking crazy?
Best in the league? That normally comes with a ring. Where's Lebron's ring? Crowning someone "king" before all the chips fall is a stupid, neophyte thing to do.
LkrFan
12-25-2010, 08:21 PM
Love how you bastards turn on your own people during a regular season loss because he spoke the truth on TV.
Magic is a sellout.
"Cash Rules Everyone Around Me"
- Magic
When Shaq left, a piece of Magic left with him. Magic been hating on the Lakers ever since.
What the fuck ever, I notice you ass clowns still count his championships when you belch forth your "we have xx number of rings" bullshit. You cannot have your cake and eat it too.
LkrFan
12-25-2010, 08:22 PM
http://www.memecat.com/images/memes/chris_crocker_leave_britney_alone.jpg
LEAVE KOBE ALONE!!! :cry :cry :cry
Damn. :lol
Pelicans78
12-25-2010, 08:23 PM
You're full of shit. Manning is known for being a hell of a QB. Having a ring exempts him from the comparison. End of story.
He had a terrible playoff run that year. Their defense played lights out. He got his one ring, but he will always be known as the best regular season QB in history instead of the best QB in history. Brady will always be known as the better QB. Manning's a fucking choker just like he was in college. He got lucky he faced Rex Grossman and his sorry ass in the Super Bowl. Everyone remembers Peyton's late INT against the Saints. What a joke!
Muser
12-25-2010, 08:23 PM
then after he made it to the Finals, they added pieces and his team got better...what happened the next few years...has he made it to the Finals again?
Boston formed a superteam with some of the best defense ever seen, that's what happened.
When Shaq left, a piece of Magic left with him. Magic been hating on the Lakers ever since.
That's because he knows what made that team successful.
TheMACHINE
12-25-2010, 08:25 PM
Boston formed a superteam with some of the best defense ever seen, that's what happened.
well good for Boston....if Boston wasnt there WITH A SUPERTEAM, you agree that Lebron could have been in the FInals again?
LkrFan
12-25-2010, 08:25 PM
That's because he knows what made that team successful.
The Lakers haven't won anything since Shaq left. You right. :toast
Ashy Larry
12-25-2010, 08:26 PM
Every time I see that shit I lose more and more respect for that motherfucker. He better remember what side his bread is buttered on.
Hell, I'm glad he said what he said because its the truth. He coulda got on there and bullshitted and dressed up a turd. But call it like you see it. Glad he called their bitch asses out .......
Zelophehad
12-25-2010, 08:26 PM
Magic is a sellout.
"Cash Rules Everyone Around Me"
- Magic
When Shaq left, a piece of Magic left with him. Magic been hating on the Lakers ever since.
Holy fuck, Now laker fan is bashing Magic??
:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao
:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao
Muser
12-25-2010, 08:27 PM
well good for Boston....if Boston wasnt there WITH A SUPERTEAM, you agree that Lebron could have been in the FInals again?
He had a very good chance seeing as how terrible the East was.
LkrFan
12-25-2010, 08:28 PM
Holy fuck, Now laker fan is bashing Magic??
:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao
:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao
This is only new to you on SpursTalk. I've been pissed with him for years and have been letting my thoughts on him be known.
Muser
12-25-2010, 08:28 PM
lol @ lakerfan bashing one of the greatest players in laker history for telling the truth.
The Lakers haven't won anything since Shaq left. You right. :toast
Good point. They didn't need Gasol and odom.
LkrFan
12-25-2010, 08:29 PM
lol @ lakerfan bashing one of the greatest players in laker history for telling the truth.
LOL at Sp*r fans turning a blind eye to Tony "I'll fuck your wife" Parker. :rolleyes
midnightpulp
12-25-2010, 08:30 PM
And mid would be too busy on mavfan knob
lol Jethro Tull.
Muser
12-25-2010, 08:31 PM
LOL at Sp*r fans turning a blind eye to Tony "I'll fuck your wife" Parker. :rolleyes
Huh? Tony's a dirtbag, but he's a ballin' dirtbag.
LOL at Sp*r fans turning a blind eye to Tony "I'll fuck your wife" Parker. :rolleyes
Dont bring that up. It really bothers Spurs fan.
Zelophehad
12-25-2010, 08:32 PM
Makes sense they bash Shaq who gifted them three championships, why wouldn't they bash Magic?
SanAntonioHeat
12-25-2010, 08:33 PM
Good point. They didn't need Gasol and odom.
Sons, you are great San Antonio Heat material and i respect that, but putting Odom in your arguement is WEAK as FUCK.
midnightpulp
12-25-2010, 08:33 PM
Makes sense they bash Shaq who gifted them three championships, why wouldn't they bash Magic?
Kobe's the only sacred cow in Lakerland.
The faggots here in SoCal are literally obsessed with him.
lol at sp*r fans turning a blind eye to tony "i'll fuck your wife" parker. :rolleyes
<(((((< look its a red herring
SanAntonioHeat
12-25-2010, 08:34 PM
Dont bring that up. It really bothers Spurs fan.
nigga...did you just talk to yourself?
San Antonio Heat troll. Cutting edge shit, tbh
TheGreatest23
12-25-2010, 08:35 PM
Kobe's the only sacred cow in Lakerland.
The faggots here in SoCal are literally obsessed with him.
i dunno..im having trouble figuring out who is more obsessed with kobe...you or kobe lover.
So the Laker fans here must then discount 8 championships won by the Lakers when they start up with the "we won" bullshit, probably more since most of them weren't even fans prior to the latest run.
TheGreatest23
12-25-2010, 08:36 PM
Sons, you are great San Antonio Heat material and i respect that, but putting Odom in your arguement is WEAK as FUCK.
Kobe cant win without Odom dawg. oh wait.
TinTin
12-25-2010, 08:36 PM
http://www.memecat.com/images/memes/chris_crocker_leave_britney_alone.jpg
LEAVE KOBE ALONE!!! :cry :cry :cry
:lmao
sribb43
12-25-2010, 08:52 PM
Fuckin' Fakers....team is lacking a true #1 to become contenders
Hemotivo
12-25-2010, 09:31 PM
Holy fuck, Now laker fan is bashing Magic??
:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao
:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao
:wow
Roddy Beaubois
12-25-2010, 09:33 PM
Fuckin' Fakers....team is lacking a true #1 to become contenders
They still have three good players in Kobe, Odom and pau and a veteran team that has seen it all. Plus the always giving gift of being Sterns team. Lakers are still teh #1 threat in the west imhummmmbleo
Koolaid_Man
12-25-2010, 09:38 PM
Garbage. No doubt Bron is that much better.
I hope the snitch cries his way out after the season.
yeah your free taco pass is revoked...and the hot sauce too...hand that shit over bitch...
Venti Quattro
12-25-2010, 09:40 PM
lol oily tacos
Koolaid_Man
12-25-2010, 09:40 PM
Honestly, Kobe was lucky as fuck to avoid the Cavs (because Lebron had a shit supporting cast) in the Finals for two straight years. LBJ absolutely owns the Lakers. What's his record against them?
what's your record against pussy?
LkrFan
12-25-2010, 09:43 PM
yeah your free taco pass is revoked...and the hot sauce too...hand that shit over bitch...
:lmao
:lmao
:lmao
MiamiHeat
12-25-2010, 09:55 PM
Derek Fisher needed to step in and save the day
'11-'12: $26 million
'12-'13: $28.7 million
'13-'14: $31.5 million
Good luck with that:lol:lol
When Kobe is hitting bricks, Lebron is pulling out triple-double numbers off his ass. tee, hee.
IronMexican
12-28-2010, 10:40 PM
Anybody gonna defend this cuck?
Venti Quattro
12-28-2010, 10:40 PM
lol 8-27
lol shooting the team out of the game
BoricuaCJA
12-28-2010, 11:05 PM
lol 5 turnovers
lol Still Elite
Kobe is a role player now
nkdlunch
12-28-2010, 11:13 PM
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/nkdlunch/neal.jpg
Venti Quattro
12-28-2010, 11:14 PM
He should kick his own ass in practice
MiamiHeat
12-28-2010, 11:49 PM
He should kick his own ass in practice
I read another quote today before the game that said Kobe was hoping "the rest of the guys" would be ready for the challenge
It's never his fault.
but again, you laker fans have been fostering this behavior for years now.
Koolaid_Man
12-28-2010, 11:49 PM
Matt Barnes Twitter:
Real talk we are playing like $h!t, BUT its a marathon not a sprint. You can hop off the bandwagon if u want to but ull be sorry...
http://twitter.com/Matt_Barnes22/status/19974355253465088
BlackSwordsMan
12-28-2010, 11:53 PM
Me and Kool the only real niggaz still on the band wagon.
6 out of 24 laker fans will still jerk kobe off.
Agloco
12-29-2010, 12:00 AM
Me and Kool the only real niggaz still on the band wagon.
:lol
ElNono
12-29-2010, 02:33 AM
Phil tried to avoid making a strong statement in the press until someone asked what Kobe's teammates might have thought of his game today.
"If I was playing, I probably wouldn't pass him the ball next time," Phil said.
lol
IronMexican
12-29-2010, 02:34 AM
Phil is a boss.
BoricuaCJA
12-29-2010, 02:38 AM
Phil tried to avoid making a strong statement in the press until someone asked what Kobe's teammates might have thought of his game today.
"If I was playing, I probably wouldn't pass him the ball next time," Phil said.
lol
:lol Kobe is such a chunker.
LaMarcus Bryant
12-29-2010, 02:42 AM
LOLOLOLOLROFLMAO dude Lakers hath been overrun with excrement
Venti Quattro
01-12-2011, 11:39 PM
LMAO 2 turnovers in less than 30 seconds
LMAO helping GS to extend their lead to 8
LMAO wasting the comeback effort
Lakeshow is going to cumberstomp the Warriors in the second half. Non-issue.
ElNono
01-12-2011, 11:46 PM
Lakeshow having trouble with running teams so far...
Venti Quattro
01-12-2011, 11:47 PM
Lakeshow having trouble with running teams so far...
The anti-thesis of athletic and fast
Killakobe81
01-12-2011, 11:51 PM
This thread is full of bitch ni$$as but I'm no snitch so i refuse to name names ...
But when the block gets hot and you tuck your dyck and run I'm talkin about you ...
If you overreact to a bad game talking about your bitch ass too ...
If you slam your best player because you have never got over the fat ass that left town talking shit about our pimp-ass owner I am talking about you too ...
Your heart run that project Kool-aid you exactly who i am speaking of ...
Greg Oden
01-12-2011, 11:51 PM
what happened to Gasol being better than Dirk and all that?
Killakobe81
01-12-2011, 11:54 PM
what happened to Gasol being better than Dirk and all that?
Wasnt me ...all i said he fit Kobe's game well but I would still rather have Dirk all things being equal ...
Greg Oden
01-13-2011, 12:06 AM
I never pegged you as a subpar poster, akob, bad grammar and all.
Told ya, the Lakers are going to take this victory.
LOL Golden State :lol:lol
21_Blessings
01-13-2011, 04:01 AM
what happened to Gasol being better than Dirk and all that?
Mav fan makes sure to mention Dirk/Gasol after every Laker preseason game, especially the losses. You can literally see the butthurt metastasizing.
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