The "Defense sucks" Rap

[Rappin' Pop]

You people want us to play defense.
But everyone knows that Tim Duncan is an old broken fence.
Manu thinks he can get away cheating
Fuck you they always see me puking.

I sub in worst player of all time Ime
Screw the shitty season, we won't make it to May.
Trash em, outscore em, beat LA.
Our defense gets an F while the offense is an A.

We play zone, and my favourite small ball.
Since 2007, I give a shout out to my Matt Bonner play call.
He hits 3s, we rest on the other side.
I don't play Splitter, and get a whooping on our backside.

I call no timeouts, I ran out of them all.
Tony Parker gets a foul even if he got all ball.
I pester the refs and players all long fucking game.
So I get thrown out and our defense still the same.

[greyforest]

you have rhymed "cheating" with "puking" and "ime" with "may". grade: F

[Cessation]

lol

[UnWantedTheory]

A for effort, but seriously, F for lack of it....or sumpin'.

[mystargtr34]

Judging by the quality of the rap... this might actually be Pop.

[Chachachango]

Some strong words there,man.

[jimo2305]

c'mon guys.. it wasn't THAT bad..

nobody wants to rap but everyone wants to be a critic.. smh...

mad props to rappin' pop.. when's your single comin' out brah?

[Leetonidas]

Fucking atrocious. -539853893/10