IronMaxipad
12-29-2010, 02:47 AM
When I first heard of the FleshLight, I thought that it looked interesting, but scoffed at the notion of dropping 80 bucks on a wanksocket. I mean, it may be boring, but the hand does an adequate job for free, right?
Anyway, a couple of weeks ago I was at a party. All of the guys in attendance received FleshLights; girls got some kind of bullet vibe. Due to an executive decision made by an attendee's wife, I ended up with two. One vagina, one anus. Apparently, there were mouths as well and even some Navi. I just got plain old human holes of a white flesh variety.
Later at home, I got the appropriate lube and began the operation. Being a romantic, I decided to lead with vagina. It felt kind of cumbersome at first, like "Why do I have all this equipment?" After getting over that...
IT WAS TOTALLY FUCKING AWESOME.
-It was tight.
-It started to warm up.
-It provides a good change of angle for the wrist.
-The lips provided solid contact against the pubic bone. Surprisingy realistic.
AND THE ANUS WAS EVEN BETTER.
-Obviously, even titghter.
-Had some sort of dense, bumpy inner texture, too.
Basically, if you have considered buying one, do it. It really works well and is easy to clean. This will be a go-to gift from now on. Well-worth the money.
Anyway, a couple of weeks ago I was at a party. All of the guys in attendance received FleshLights; girls got some kind of bullet vibe. Due to an executive decision made by an attendee's wife, I ended up with two. One vagina, one anus. Apparently, there were mouths as well and even some Navi. I just got plain old human holes of a white flesh variety.
Later at home, I got the appropriate lube and began the operation. Being a romantic, I decided to lead with vagina. It felt kind of cumbersome at first, like "Why do I have all this equipment?" After getting over that...
IT WAS TOTALLY FUCKING AWESOME.
-It was tight.
-It started to warm up.
-It provides a good change of angle for the wrist.
-The lips provided solid contact against the pubic bone. Surprisingy realistic.
AND THE ANUS WAS EVEN BETTER.
-Obviously, even titghter.
-Had some sort of dense, bumpy inner texture, too.
Basically, if you have considered buying one, do it. It really works well and is easy to clean. This will be a go-to gift from now on. Well-worth the money.