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BRHornet45
01-04-2011, 12:27 AM
lolz lolz lolz
Q: Why did Kobe Bryant buy a dictionary?
A: To figure out what part of "no" he doesn't understand.
Q: Why does Kobe wear goggles during sex?
A: To keep the mace out of his eyes.
Q: What do Gigli and Kobe Bryant have in common?
A: Both leave people in tears feeling screwed.
Ghazi
01-04-2011, 12:31 AM
lol Shante
Fpoonsie
01-04-2011, 12:32 AM
2/10
I've heard funnier off-the-cuff comments in the "All Kobe, All the Time" thread...
BRHornet45
01-04-2011, 12:33 AM
lol Shante
lol ...
http://www.corvetteblog.com/250.gif
6 out of 24 people will laugh at these jokes.
WeNeedLength
01-04-2011, 12:57 AM
These jokes are old as fuck.
I'll throw you a bone though...
Kobe Bryant posed for the Los Angeles Times Magazine wearing an all white wardrobe. It was a risky decision because the last time he was seen in something white he was accused of rape.
IronMexican
01-04-2011, 01:01 AM
BrHornet, ezau, and Fabbs are in a hot tub together. A condom starts floating above the water. ezau chuckles, and says "who farted?".
Giuseppe
01-04-2011, 01:02 AM
:lmao
BrHornet, ezau, and Fabbs are in a hot tub together. A condom starts floating above the water. ezau chuckles, and says "who farted?".
:rolleyes
LnGrrrR
01-04-2011, 01:46 AM
BrHornet, ezau, and Fabbs are in a hot tub together. A condom starts floating above the water. ezau chuckles, and says "who farted?".
*groan*
WeNeedLength
01-04-2011, 01:50 AM
BrHornet, ezau, and Fabbs are in a hot tub together. A condom starts floating above the water. ezau chuckles, and says "who farted?".
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/7/28/4b6851a8-f3c3-4ece-963f-b65d7c43c2d1.jpg
IronMexican
01-04-2011, 02:05 AM
It's a copypasta. Just replaced the names, lol.
TheMACHINE
01-04-2011, 02:13 AM
so who farted?
You Thom Yorke-lovin, beaner you!
007nites
01-04-2011, 02:17 AM
lol
IronMexican
01-04-2011, 03:28 AM
Lol, the original contained Thom Yorke, and some other famous musicians.
Hemotivo
01-04-2011, 10:01 AM
6 out of 24 people will laugh at these jokes.
:lol
BrHornet, ezau, and Fabbs are in a hot tub together. A condom starts floating above the water. ezau chuckles, and says "who farted?".
:rollin
Killakobe81
01-04-2011, 10:35 AM
Come on BR Hornet you're better than that!
the 6 out of 24 laughed ...was pretty good though ...
BrHornet, ezau, and Fabbs are in a hot tub together. A condom starts floating above the water. ezau chuckles, and says "who farted?".
Foul.
LnGrrrR
01-04-2011, 03:07 PM
Lebron is walking on the beach one day, and he stumbles over a lamp. He picks it up and a genie pops out. The genie says, "I can grant you one wish." Lebron says, "Well, more than anything, I want to be a multiple champion, I want to get at least 3 rings."
The genie says, "Even with all my powers, even I can't do that. Is there something else you could wish for?"
Lebron thinks about it and says, "Could you make me a better person? Someone who's less of a douchebag?"
The genie looks at him and says, "You know what, let me look at that first wish you made... I think the Heat can clear some max contract space for you..."
Killakobe81
01-04-2011, 04:06 PM
Lebron is walking on the beach one day, and he stumbles over a lamp. He picks it up and a genie pops out. The genie says, "I can grant you one wish." Lebron says, "Well, more than anything, I want to be a multiple champion, I want to get at least 3 rings."
The genie says, "Even with all my powers, even I can't do that. Is there something else you could wish for?"
Lebron thinks about it and says, "Could you make me a better person? Someone who's less of a douchebag?"
The genie looks at him and says, "You know what, let me look at that first wish you made... I think the Heat can clear some max contract space for you..."
LOL .
Insert the harlem post: "I dont get why people don't like Lebron, he didnt rape anybody ...and the chosen one tatoo, and speaking in third person ...he does THAT FOR THE KIDS!!!
NRHector
01-23-2011, 11:07 PM
and another
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