Tim Duncan Announces Shoe Deal With Florsheim

[Avitus1]

SAN ANTONIO—Spurs center Tim Duncan held a press conference Monday to unveil the newest style in the Florsheim catalog, called simply "the Duncan." "We really tried to capture the classic styling of the Tilden, paired with the ease and comfort of the Denison—or the Lexington, if you're a wing-tip man," said Duncan, adding that because he helped design the shoe himself, he made certain it would appeal to a basketball player in his mid-30s seeking respectability and comfort, or a man in his mid-80s seeking the same. "We wanted to avoid the classic athlete cliché of going overly flashy with something like a bike toe or cap toe, so we kept it simple; kept it stylish. Those are the principles Milton Florsheim founded this company on in the first place." The press conference concluded with a private screening of Florsheim's new commercial, which features the All-Star center sitting in an empty Spurs locker room reading an e-book, at which point the camera pans to his shoes and the slogan "Style. Comfort. Duncan." appears.

http://mobile.theonion.com/articles/tim-duncan-announces-shoe-deal-with-florsheim,18718/

[ButtHurt Committee]

I'm sure they should sell well at an old folks center.:lmao

[ohmwrecker]

Another Onion/Duncan classic!

[Spursfanfromafar]

another onion/duncan classic!

+100000 :)

[duncan228]

:lol The Onion just loves him.

If anyone has missed any over the years...


The Onion Duncan Archive:

Tim Duncan Makes Citizen's Foul Call (http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/tim_duncan_makes_citizens)

Tim Duncan Calls Out Geometric Angle Needed To Make Bank Shot (http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/tim_duncan_calls_out)

Tim Duncan, Kevin Garnett Get Into Argument Over Who's Taller (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/42543)

Tim Duncan Releases Decade Worth Of Pent-Up Emotion After Spurs Preseason Loss (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/54212)

Tim Duncan Staring At Wall Right Now (http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/tim_duncan_staring_at_wall?utm_source=onion_rss_da ily)

Tim Duncan Forwards Story About Particle Accelerator To Spurs Teammates (http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/tim_duncan_forwards_story?utm_source=onion_sports_ rss)

Tim Duncan Sends Belated 'Great Game' Card To Celtics For February Defeat (http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/tim_duncan_sends_belated?utm_source=onion_rss_dail y)

Tim Duncan Rooting For Cavaliers For Good Of NBA (http://www.theonion.com/content/news/tim_duncan_rooting_for_cavaliers)

Tim Duncan Delivers Heartfelt Speech On Fiscal Responsibility During Spurs Victory Celebration (http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/tim_duncan_delivers)

Tim Duncan Begins Summer Job At Apple Genius Bar (http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/tim_duncan_begins_summer)

Tim Duncan Offers To Drive NBA Players To Polling Place On Election Day (http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/tim_duncan_offers_to_drive)

Tim Duncan Offers To Do Taxes For Entire Spurs Team (http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/tim_duncan_offers_to_do)

Tim Duncan's Sincere Apology Confuses Referee Enough To Eject Him From Game (http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/tim_duncans_sincere_apology)

Tim Duncan Fires Up Teammates With Calm, Moderated, Three-Hour Pep Talk (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/48903)

Tim Duncan Hams It Up For Crowd By Arching Left Eyebrow Slightly (http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/tim_duncan_hams_it_up_for)

Tim Duncan Sends Out 3-Month Warning To Inform Spurs Of Upcoming Season Opener (http://www.theonion.com/articles/tim-duncan-sends-out-3month-warning-to-inform-spur,18063/)

Tim Duncan Spends Free Time Trying To Get Wrongfully Incarcerated Man Off Death Row (http://www.theonion.com/articles/tim-duncan-spends-free-time-trying-to-get-wrongful,18366/)

[Spursfanfromafar]

Just to add - the talent behind all these Onion impressions of Tim Duncan -

http://www.48minutesofhell.com/4-down-podcast-san-antonio-spurs-the-onion-seth-reiss-tim-duncan

[LongtimeSpursFan]

I thought post was real until I saw 'The Onion'. Was actually hoping to buy a pair of 'the Duncan'.

[FalleNxWiZarDx]

this thread sux without PICS

[wildbill2u]

SAN ANTONIO—Spurs center Tim Duncan held a press conference Monday to unveil the newest style in the Florsheim catalog, called simply "the Duncan." "We really tried to capture the classic styling of the Tilden, paired with the ease and comfort of the Denison—or the Lexington, if you're a wing-tip man," said Duncan, adding that because he helped design the shoe himself, he made certain it would appeal to a basketball player in his mid-30s seeking respectability and comfort, or a man in his mid-80s seeking the same. "We wanted to avoid the classic athlete cliché of going overly flashy with something like a bike toe or cap toe, so we kept it simple; kept it stylish. Those are the principles Milton Florsheim founded this company on in the first place." The press conference concluded with a private screening of Florsheim's new commercial, which features the All-Star center sitting in an empty Spurs locker room reading an e-book, at which point the camera pans to his shoes and the slogan "Style. Comfort. Duncan." appears.

http://mobile.theonion.com/articles/tim-duncan-announces-shoe-deal-with-florsheim,18718/

Wonder if they have a pump action to enhance his famous leaping ability on the court. I once saw him jump over a matchbook--but of course that was when he was younger and first came into the league