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DeadlyDynasty
01-05-2011, 03:19 PM
We've all lived with a girl (or a guy, if you're a woman) at some point in our lives and needless to say, it's a complete change of culture for some. If I don't end up going down to Argentina or Columbia in the next couple months than I'm going to move in with my friend. She's cool and I've known her for years, but--like with any chick--it's still different. I like having a roommate, but I'm not looking forward to having to keep my shit together at home. :lol

What habits did you find hardest to break when you moved in with someone?

-Laundry and dishes...I do them once a week
-Cleaning hair out of (or off of) the sink after I shave (my face).
-Putting the seat down.
-In the morning, I love to take a piss while in the shower...I know, weird...but it feels so refreshing.

At night I crank the A/C to the point where you can hang meat in the apt.
In the summer I sleep butt-nekked, and if I need to use the bathroom or I have the munchies, I satisfy said urges while in the nude.

DeadlyDynasty
01-05-2011, 03:23 PM
and obviously...you gotta curb the fapping

PM5K
01-05-2011, 03:25 PM
I always want to pee on women when I live with them, it's really a chore to keep myself from doing so. I also have a friend whose last name is Kelly, I can't tell you his fiRst name but I can tell you he also likes to pee on women, so it's doubly hard to keep under control.

PM5K
01-05-2011, 03:26 PM
and obviously...you gotta curb the fapping

No idiot, you fap more because you have more fap material.

GIRL: Where are we keeping the cups?
YOU: In the bottom cabinet, alll the way to the back.

GIRL: AHHHHH
YOU: Oh I'm sorry I didn't know you were in here changing

spurs_fan_in_exile
01-05-2011, 03:28 PM
Cleaning up after shaving was one for me. And still is since we got a place with two sinks in the master bathroom. Really, most of those basic sort of cleaning kind of things since my only places prior to moving in my wife were dorm rooms and a house with a few other college aged friends. Where I came from all you needed was a clean clothes pile, a dirty clothes pile, and if you had anything fancy that got hung up in the event you had to look presentable someday.

TwAnKiEs
01-05-2011, 03:28 PM
-Cleaning hair out of (or off of) the sink after I shave (my face).

:lol


I have to say the A\C thing as well... I like to sleep as an ice cube.

balli
01-05-2011, 03:33 PM
I'm OCD and clean as hell already, but I turn that shit up to eleven when I'm living with someone. Also, I act more adult; I get ready for bed every night, smoke way less weed, eat breakfast, don't like, wear a robe and sweatpants combo whenever I'm home, et al.

I'm single for the first time in months and I've spent a lot of nights getting fucked up on whiskey and passing out on the couch with a 360 controller in my hand, only to wake up at 4:30 and drag my decrepit ass into bed. That's the kind of stuff I don't ever do if I have a woman in my life. It's great.

JoeChalupa
01-05-2011, 03:40 PM
I didn't change many habits if at all. I still let 'em rip when I felt the need, didn't change my cheap ass ways. She loved me just the way I am!!!

Ginobilly
01-05-2011, 04:29 PM
I think the one habit I am having trouble breaking is pissing outside in the back lawn on our trees. It pisses off my GF a lot! She says it's low class, disgusting, unethical. I try to explain that it benefits the earths ecosystem when us guys piss on the lawn when we drink our ales, blaze our blunts, while watching the Spurs kick ass on a Friday night. Come on girls, give us a break! We work all week to make enough money to take you to the quarry so you can eat PF Changs.

Sisk
01-05-2011, 04:35 PM
Before you do anything.. think of this:

“A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy.” - Friedrich Nietzsche

That goes both ways...

Spurminator
01-05-2011, 04:42 PM
http://ragecomic.appspot.com/packs/lust/images/FapFap.png

Spurminator
01-05-2011, 04:42 PM
^ That doesn't apply to me, of course, I just really wanted to post that pic.

MannyIsGod
01-05-2011, 04:43 PM
The toilet seat.

CosmicCowboy
01-05-2011, 04:45 PM
I had to quit pissing out the bedroom window.

Frenzy
01-05-2011, 04:48 PM
Just couldn't buy spurs deco furniture.

mrsmaalox
01-05-2011, 05:28 PM
I think there's a huge difference in moving in with a girl as in a relationship, or just a roommate. I had the impression you meant roommate, not girlfriend; but for a roommate the hardest thing for me to work thru was the kitchen ie sharing the fridge, dirty dishes, etc.

DeadlyDynasty
01-05-2011, 05:41 PM
I think there's a huge difference in moving in with a girl as in a relationship, or just a roommate. I had the impression you meant roommate, not girlfriend; but for a roommate the hardest thing for me to work thru was the kitchen ie sharing the fridge, dirty dishes, etc.

Of course there's many more factors that come into play when it's a relationship, but for the most part you're no longer in your lazy comfort zone.

...and a relationship is probably inevtiable with this girl anyways, tbh:lol

thispego
01-05-2011, 05:51 PM
I always want to pee on women when I live with them, it's really a chore to keep myself from doing so. I also have a friend whose last name is Kelly, I can't tell you his fiRst name but I can tell you he also likes to pee on women, so it's doubly hard to keep under control.

:rolleyes wow, you are a total lost cause. not only are you never funny, but you are exponentially less funny with every post. I fear for your children and any woman who dates you.

Sisk
01-05-2011, 05:52 PM
...and a relationship is probably inevtiable with this girl anyways, tbh:lol

Oh no...

Viva Las Espuelas
01-06-2011, 01:40 PM
...and a relationship is probably inevtiable with this girl anyways, tbh:lol
sounds like almost pregnant.

DeadlyDynasty
01-06-2011, 01:59 PM
sounds like almost pregnant.

:nope

Viva Las Espuelas
01-06-2011, 02:10 PM
:nope

Ha. No. That's not what I meant. Your "probably inevitable" relationship sounds about as funny as hearing someone say they're almost pregnant. You either are or aren't. If I were you I'd get that settled before y'all shack up. But that's me.

DeadlyDynasty
01-06-2011, 02:14 PM
Ha. No. That's not what I meant. Your "probably inevitable" relationship sounds about as funny as hearing someone say they're almost pregnant. You either are or aren't. If I were you I'd get that settled before y'all shack up. But that's me.

We're friends, but I think it's inevitable that we hook up at some point. Not necessarily relationship, but fwb. It'll only be a problem if my name's on the lease:lol

Some mistakes are fun to make

Viva Las Espuelas
01-06-2011, 02:21 PM
We're friends, but I think it's inevitable that we hook up at some point. Not necessarily relationship, but fwb. It'll only be a problem if my name's on the lease:lol

Some mistakes are fun to make

Hmmm. In-house FWB. I don't think I've ever heard of that. Good luck with that. You'll have to keep us posted as the "relationship" progresses. :corn:

Venti Quattro
01-06-2011, 02:26 PM
Less use of computer and always looking over if she's looking at the sites you visit and programs you open.

DeadlyDynasty
01-06-2011, 02:34 PM
Hmmm. In-house FWB. I don't think I've ever heard of that. Good luck with that. You'll have to keep us posted as the "relationship" progresses. :corn:

Hey...could wind up being nothing, it's quite possible I won't even end up moving in with her at all. I'm liking the idea more and more though.

lefty
01-06-2011, 02:34 PM
Using moisturizer when she is not looking :D

Venti Quattro
01-06-2011, 02:35 PM
Using moisturizer when she is not looking :D

Why, are you getting anally fucked?

Viva Las Espuelas
01-06-2011, 02:38 PM
Why, are you getting anally fucked?

It makes it quieter :D

lefty
01-06-2011, 02:49 PM
Why, are you getting anally fucked?
Nah :lol

Because after shaving (my face, you pervert), I need a little post-shave healing :D

leemajors
01-06-2011, 03:00 PM
quit pissing your skin off by shaving

lefty
01-06-2011, 03:03 PM
quit pissing your skin off by shaving
I have to, otherwise I look like a caveman after 2 days :bang

Viva Las Espuelas
01-06-2011, 03:07 PM
I have to, otherwise I look like a caveman after 2 days :bang

You must have a really hairy ass crack.

Phillip
01-06-2011, 03:11 PM
I didn't have to make many adjustments. I made my woman adjust to me.

lefty
01-06-2011, 03:11 PM
You must have a really hairy ass crack.
Ah, c'est la vie

Viva Las Espuelas
01-06-2011, 03:16 PM
Ah, c'est la vie

Oui oui. You must go through toilet paper like crazy :lol do you use one of those combs for lice :lmao

SourCandy
01-06-2011, 05:22 PM
I didn't have to make many adjustments. I made my woman adjust to me.

Your either really manly or so fem she felt right at home.

Darrin
01-06-2011, 05:30 PM
I stopped playing my music and porn loud. It was fine when my brother was living there, but something about her being there made me self-edit.

Sisk
01-06-2011, 05:47 PM
FWB with someone you're living with or expecting a relationship (not in a relationship pre move in) or any of that shit = destined for failure imho.

Viva Las Espuelas
01-06-2011, 05:57 PM
FWB with someone you're living with or expecting a relationship (not in a relationship pre move in) or any of that shit = destined for failure imho.

That

4>0rings
01-06-2011, 06:00 PM
FWB with someone you're living with or expecting a relationship (not in a relationship pre move in) or any of that shit = destined for failure imho.
Someones bound to have feelings after awhile, although DD should tell her that he's gay. Best to be upfront and truthful before leading her on DD.

DeadlyDynasty
01-06-2011, 06:08 PM
Someones bound to have feelings after awhile

This...or at least some form of it. Like I said you guys are making too big a deal of this...we're not in a relationship, we're just friends. Things happen though...:lol



although DD should tell her that he's gay.


Only on tuesdays.

mrsmaalox
01-06-2011, 06:14 PM
So I guess it's not bullshit when they say a guy can never truly be friends with a girl, because he's only really there hoping for a chance that sex might happen.

DeadlyDynasty
01-06-2011, 06:18 PM
So I guess it's not bullshit when they say a guy can never truly be friends with a girl, because he's only really there hoping for a chance that sex might happen.

Tbh, you know the feeling is reciprocated.

4>0rings
01-06-2011, 06:40 PM
So I guess it's not bullshit when they say a guy can never truly be friends with a girl, because he's only really there hoping for a chance that sex might happen.
You wouldn't understand. It's not our fault we were made this way.

Viva Las Espuelas
01-06-2011, 06:52 PM
This...or at least some form of it. Like I said you guys are making too big a deal of this...we're not in a relationship, we're just friends. Things happen though...:lol

let's see..........
don't crap where you eat
don't get tail where you get your mail

that kinda thing. it's not the slicing into her that people are saying "don't do it", it's the living situation. anyway, fair warning. have fun :toast

it won't last :lmao

Viva Las Espuelas
01-06-2011, 06:57 PM
So I guess it's not bullshit when they say a guy can never truly be friends with a girl, because he's only really there hoping for a chance that sex might happen.

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:wakeup

Sisk
01-06-2011, 07:39 PM
So I guess it's not bullshit when they say a guy can never truly be friends with a girl, because he's only really there hoping for a chance that sex might happen.

I was going to go somewhere else with this, but I wont.

Of course it's total bullshit. Are you serious? I know you're smarter than that.

"A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." - Friedrich Nietzsche

I can't post that quote enough. It's 1,000,000% accurate.

If we're being honest, the ONLY time you can be friends with a girl is if they're dating a friend of yours (or if you're not attracted to them and vice-versa.. otherwise one "falls in love" with the other). Even then, you better trust your friends and girlfriend/wife.

I. Hustle
01-06-2011, 09:08 PM
Bonin' other bitches. Bad habits and such and such