Drunk Dials

[Glenn Holland]

if i call them drunk and they are cool then i know they are my friends.

if i call them drunk and they act like a bitch, then i know they are not my true friends.

if i call them drunk and they are fucked up also, then i know they are my friends for life.

fuck you cunts who cant take a simple joke call at 4am
go fuck yourselves, faggott.

yes. we all have to work at 6am
so a disturbing call at 4am is funny shit
that is whats funny.
go to hell assholes.
i honestly hate you.

[koriwhat]

we've all done it before... those were the days!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I've never participated in this phenomena.

[Blake]

if i call them drunk and they are cool then i know they are my friends.

if i call them drunk and they act like a bitch, then i know they are not my true friends.

if i call them drunk and they are fucked up also, then i know they are my friends for life.

fuck you cunts who cant take a simple joke call at 4am
go fuck yourselves, faggott.

yes. we all have to work at 6am
so a disturbing call at 4am is funny shit
that is whats funny.
go to hell assholes.
i honestly hate you.

so if I get pissed off at you calling drunk at 4am, you in turn will get pissed off and not be my friend any more......meaning no more drunk 4am calls?

seems like a win-win to me.

[bus driver]

i dont answer the phone.....in fact i rarely answer my phone. house or cell