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DeadlyDynasty
01-06-2011, 07:08 PM
Tim Tebow: Everything in Between. On ESPN now.

Compelling documentary on our lord and savior Timothy Richard Tebow.

DeadlyDynasty
01-06-2011, 07:13 PM
Damn...you guys are missing some great TV. They currently showed how he overcame a crippling case of strep throat right before the draft. What a hero.

JamStone
01-06-2011, 07:16 PM
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Sigz
01-06-2011, 07:17 PM
Damn...you guys are missing some great TV. They currently showed how he overcame a crippling case of strep throat right before the draft. What a hero.

I'd love to see any fucker here try to play a sport being 15 lbs under weight from an illness.

DeadlyDynasty
01-06-2011, 07:22 PM
I'd love to see any fucker here try to play a sport being 15 lbs under weight from an illness.

Real talk.

It's like God sent his only begotten son down, just to grace us on the football field. Such an inspiration.

JamStone
01-06-2011, 07:28 PM
His brother looks like a fat him, jesus chrost

4>0rings
01-06-2011, 07:43 PM
http://images.paraorkut.com/img/pics/images/h/haters_gonna_hate-14270.jpg

You rats were foaming at the mouth ready for him to fail and never got your ammo. Tebow's a winner and there isn't a damn thing you can do about it. Hate on...

JamStone
01-06-2011, 08:03 PM
Imagine if Tim Tebow and Sidney Crosby had a baby.

Would it glow in the dark? Could it levitate?

san antonio spurs
01-06-2011, 08:57 PM
Clearly Tebow will replace Favre. We can only hope he doesn't have a career as long

Dr. Gonzo
01-06-2011, 09:04 PM
http://images.paraorkut.com/img/pics/images/h/haters_gonna_hate-14270.jpg

You rats were foaming at the mouth ready for him to fail and never got your ammo. Tebow's a winner and there isn't a damn thing you can do about it. Hate on...

I remember hearing the same thing about Vince Young. I guess the difference here is that Vince uses the dark side and Tim Tebow is a pure soldier of Christ. He doesn't have satan driving him to titty bars and encouraging him to kill himself because of a few boos.

Christ rewards his followers and strikes down the wicked.

Dr. Gonzo
01-06-2011, 09:06 PM
Tim Tebow single handedly stopped 15 fetuses from being slaughtered with his iron jaw and message of good will.

Dr. Gonzo
01-06-2011, 09:09 PM
Tim Tebow is the sits at the left hand of God and drives his mighty sword into the hearts of defenses!!!

Dr. Gonzo
01-06-2011, 09:10 PM
Tim Tebow is the sits at the left hand of God and drives his mighty sword into the hearts of defenses!!!

If I was a commentator I would use that after every Tim Tebow touchdown. The saying of course would become overused in the third week of the season since he would have already been responsible for 34 rushing TDs alone. His legs powered by the Holy Spirit!!!

Dr. Gonzo
01-06-2011, 09:12 PM
tsbAba0qLHI

Behold Tim Tebow's entrance music!!!

This song plays as he descends down from the clouds wielding a fiery sword!!

jjktkk
01-06-2011, 10:02 PM
Damn...you guys are missing some great TV. They currently showed how he overcame a crippling case of strep throat right before the draft. What a hero.

Sounds like your envious of him. Or butthurt. Did he reject an autograph request from you?

Dr. Gonzo
01-06-2011, 10:24 PM
Tim Tebow only needs to sign two autographs and turns them into 5000 for his followers.

lefty
01-06-2011, 10:28 PM
Cowherd (ESPN Radio) blasts Tebow every morning

" Tebow sucks "
" He will never be a star, are you kidding me?"

4>0rings
01-06-2011, 10:45 PM
Cowherd (ESPN Radio) blasts Tebow every morning

" Tebow sucks "
" He will never be a star, are you kidding me?"
That fucker is the douchiest mofo on this EARTH, seriously.

Dr. Gonzo
01-06-2011, 10:47 PM
That fucker is the douchiest mofo on this EARTH, seriously.

Would he still be as douchey if he loved Tebow like the way Jesus intended?

4>0rings
01-06-2011, 10:49 PM
Would he still be as douchey if he loved Tebow like the way Jesus intended?
Not as much as he wouldn't be a hater then. Hate on...

Dr. Gonzo
01-06-2011, 10:54 PM
If Jesus were alive today do you think Tebow would felch him?

lefty
01-07-2011, 04:12 PM
That fucker is the douchiest mofo on this EARTH, seriously.
I fucking hate Cowherd

DeadlyDynasty
01-07-2011, 04:30 PM
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1008/1478145217_aa27586203_o.gif

That kinda looks like koriwhat :lol

Phillip
01-07-2011, 04:46 PM
the knobslobbing of tebow by the media is annoying as hell, but i actually like the guy. he works hard, loves the sport, and hates losing. gotta respect that.

jjktkk
01-07-2011, 04:55 PM
the knobslobbing of tebow by the media is annoying as hell, but i actually like the guy. he works hard, loves the sport, and hates losing. gotta respect that.

+1. Its not Tebow's wanting to constantly be in the media imo. A guy with Tebow's college career is gonna get alot of burn and hype. Bronco veterans praised Tebow's work ethic from day 1. Tebow seems to be one of those players that just has the "it" factor.

gaKNOW!blee
01-07-2011, 05:10 PM
the knobslobbing of tebow by the media is annoying as hell, but i actually like the guy. he works hard, loves the sport, and hates losing. gotta respect that.

welcome to 99% of pro athletes....seriously loves football and hates losing? who the hell doesn't?

and yes he works hard...so do a shit load of other players who suck ass.

Phillip
01-07-2011, 05:43 PM
welcome to 99% of pro athletes....seriously loves football and hates losing? who the hell doesn't?

and yes he works hard...so do a shit load of other players who suck ass.

dont be a bigger stupidshit than you already are

you can clearly tell he has a passion for football far beyond what most players have, and despises losing far more than what most players do. the way he backed up his speech after florida lost to ole piss in 09 was something more athletes today could definitely do.

he definitely suprised me this year by playing some very solid football when he had the chance to step in and do so.

vander
01-08-2011, 01:37 AM
That fucker is the douchiest mofo on this EARTH, seriously.

cowherd is the only talent espn has right now.

HarlemHeat37
01-08-2011, 04:08 AM
welcome to 99% of pro athletes....seriously loves football and hates losing? who the hell doesn't?

and yes he works hard...so do a shit load of other players who suck ass.

:lol Brandon Marshall is elite
:lol Henne probowl QB


Anyways, I loved this documentary..I wasn't a fan of drafting Tebow in the 1st, but he has grown on me..all the players love him and have spoken on his game and improvement, he has already shown flashes..I'm happy I bought his jersey earlier in the season, tbh..

jjktkk
01-08-2011, 06:07 AM
When Broncos safety Brian Dawkins gave Tebow props about his strong work ethic and desire to work hard and learn, that was all I needed to know. Someone like Dawkins, a long time well respected vet. is not gonna gush all over a then 3rd string qb, if he didn't see something in Tebow.

Harry Callahan
01-08-2011, 07:17 AM
Tim Tebow takes a lot of grief for being a Christian and not being afraid of people knowing seeing that side of him. I believe he shows courage for that view.

Most Christian athletes don't want to risk the type of backlash that is shown in some of these posts. The ridicule along with the risk of losing endorsements for being a "Jesus Freak" is just too scary for most pro athletes.

Tim Tebow may not be a great NFL quarterback in the future, but he will do a bunch of great things in his life.

Trainwreck2100
01-08-2011, 11:24 AM
he takes shit cause espn slobs his knob every chance they get

Greg Oden
01-08-2011, 12:29 PM
dont be a bigger stupidshit than you already are

you can clearly tell he has a passion for football far beyond what most players have, and despises losing far more than what most players do. the way he backed up his speech after florida lost to ole piss in 09 was something more athletes today could definitely do.

he definitely suprised me this year by playing some very solid football when he had the chance to step in and do so.

lol first texas game watched was the USC/UT game.

jjktkk
01-08-2011, 07:04 PM
People who hate on Tebow are either envious, guilty, because Tebow is more in touch with his religion than they are, or butthurt, cause Tebow's team whipped their teams ass.

Dr. Gonzo
01-08-2011, 07:43 PM
You are right. I'm envious of Tebow being in touch with Jesus. I want to touch Jesus as well.