Gtl

[IronMexican]

New season looks just as good. How do you have 3 seasons in a little over a year?

[IronMaxipad]

sup beaner

[monosylab1k]

When is JWoww gonna finally show us those fakers? It can't be too much longer, right?

[IronMexican]

When is JWoww gonna finally show us those fakers? It can't be too much longer, right?

Those are some great looking fake tits.

[MannyIsGod]

Where are they now?

[IronMexican]

Da Shoah

[monosylab1k]

Those are some great looking fake tits.

Exactly, that's why I need to see them in their natural habitat.

[MannyIsGod]

Da Shoah

Are Ronnie and that chick still fighting every episode?

[monosylab1k]

No Angelina only makes it better. Catfights are great, but that girl was such an annoying cunt that I honestly didn't enjoy watching her argue or fight anyone, I just wanted her to die.

[BruceBowenFan]

Well from watching the first episode its gonna be another great season of drama.

[Sisk]

When is JWoww gonna finally show us those fakers? It can't be too much longer, right?

I'd actually watch then

[IronMexican]

Angelina was annoying, but she definitely had the best body.

[CuckingFunt]

I never had a chance to watch season 2, and they already started season 3? I need to catch up.

[CuckingFunt]

Exactly, that's why I need to see them in their natural habitat.

Here ya go:

http://img573.imageshack.us/img573/2428/salineimplants.jpg

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Gtl?

[CuckingFunt]

Gym, tan, laundry.

In reference to those lovable Sicilian minstrels over at the Jersey Shore.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

??? Are you serious? That's what gtl stands for? I guess I'm not that big of a fan like others. <shrugs>. That Dina chick is annoying. Very annoying. And she's a whore.

[AmericanPsycho]

Are Ronnie and that chick still fighting every episode?


I never had a chance to watch season 2, and they already started season 3? I need to catch up.

How you all who talk about movies so passionately can enjoy this crap surprises me. Worse show on TV.

[BlackSwordsMan]

Angella was awesome.

[CuckingFunt]

How you all who talk about movies so passionately can enjoy this crap surprises me. Worse show on TV.

I'd argue the Real Housewives shows are worse, but it's definitely up there. Damned entertaining, though.

[BruceBowenFan]

its like a train wreck, its bad but you cant stop looking at it.

[CubanSucks]

How the hell could anyone get hyped over jwoww's tits? I'm not so much into the tits that are separated by 4 inches of chest.


http://www.papermag.com/blogs/Jwowww.jpg

the strongest bra in the world wouldn't even be able to make cleavage with those plastic stones stuck in place

[frodo]

No Angelina only makes it better. Catfights are great, but that girl was such an annoying cunt that I honestly didn't enjoy watching her argue or fight anyone, I just wanted her to die.

shes broken up with brad pitt imho.

[oh crap]

now i don't pretend to be a television snob, i've got my guilty pleasures and know a couple friends who watch this, but this is just horrible imo. i've seen a total of 1 episode on christmas day of 2009, hung over and feeling like ass just out of curiosity and boredom and that was more than enough to last a lifetime for me.

[MannyIsGod]

How you all who talk about movies so passionately can enjoy this crap surprises me. Worse show on TV.

tbh I have no idea why I like it but I do.

[AmericanPsycho]

I'd argue the Real Housewives shows are worse, but it's definitely up there. Damned entertaining, though.

I catch myself watching the Kardashians but only when Bruce is on. Can't stand Jersey Shore. At least Kim's hooters are real.

[Pauly D]

now i don't pretend to be a television snob, i've got my guilty pleasures and know a couple friends who watch this, but this is just horrible imo. i've seen a total of 1 episode on christmas day of 2009, hung over and feeling like ass just out of curiosity and boredom and that was more than enough to last a lifetime for me.

bro, you don't pretend to be a snob cause you are one. Join the half of America that'll be tuning in for my phenomenon. Me and the 3 amigos will be tearing up the shore epic style, seriously!

[Pauly D]

tbh I have no idea why I like it but I do.

you know why, don't be scared to say it bro

[Pauly D]

How the hell could anyone get hyped over jwoww's tits? I'm not so much into the tits that are separated by 4 inches of chest.


http://www.papermag.com/blogs/Jwowww.jpg

the strongest bra in the world wouldn't even be able to make cleavage with those plastic stones stuck in place

bro, when you have those plastic globes in ya face you might get scared

[BRHornet45]

http://cdn.nextround.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/jwoww-cleavage-gif.gif

http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/9555/jwoww.jpg

http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/4079/jwoww3.jpg

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/6462/jwoww4.jpg

[BRHornet45]

Vivid needs to offer JWoww a million dollar porn contract. its only a matter of time

[Nathan Explosion]

I catch myself watching the Kardashians but only when Bruce is on. Can't stand Jersey Shore. At least Kim's hooters are real.

I don't think they are. I don't care, I'm just saying.

[fraga]

That little chick Deena is as gross as Snooki...too bad they didn't replace her with a hot broad...Sammi is more annoying this season with her whole my shit don't smell look on her face all the time...very entertaining though...

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[spursfan09]

Sammi is turning into a big time B!

[ohmwrecker]

I've watched a total of 5 minutes of Jersey Shore . . . I don't get it. Decline of Western civilization tbh.

[Nathan Explosion]

I've watched a total of 5 minutes of Jersey Shore . . . I don't get it. Decline of Western civilization tbh.

The show sucks and is annoying as hell, but calm down the hyperbole.

[ohmwrecker]

The show sucks and is annoying as hell, but calm down the hyperbole.

It's not the sole contributor, I'm just throwing it in the mix.

And . . . hyperbole is where it's at.

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[Nathan Explosion]

It's not the sole contributor, I'm just throwing it in the mix.

And . . . hyperbole is where it's at.

8N8k3uJu6K8

You just pulled a hipster moment. :lol

If Jersey Shore is contributing to the downfall of western civilization, then hipsters are contributing just as equally.

[ohmwrecker]

You just pulled a hipster moment. :lol

If Jersey Shore is contributing to the downfall of western civilization, then hipsters are contributing just as equally.

I don't get your conclusions. How is a YouTube video of a 70's funk legend "hipster"? It's not like I posted an MGMT video or something.

And . . . if your assertion is true, how does promoting the awesome and significantly historical segments of pop culture contribute to decline?

[marini martini]

Ah shit!!! I guess it should be some what comforting to know my youngest daughter enjoys this show, along with ST top three geniuses. This should save me a lot of money on my liquor bill.:toast



now i don't pretend to be a television snob, i've got my guilty pleasures and know a couple friends who watch this, but this is just horrible imo. i've seen a total of 1 episode on christmas day of 2009, hung over and feeling like ass just out of curiosity and boredom and that was more than enough to last a lifetime for me.

Pretty much, same thing here!:D

[IronMexican]

Fastest hour of my life.

Deena has a nice ass.

[symple19]

Love this shiz

Really wish JWOW woulda knocked Sammi clean out in episode 1. I'm tired of that holier than thou bitch.

Speaking of bitch, why is Ronnie still with her?!?!?!?!?!?! She's a fucking stalker. He needs to go back to triple kissing grenades.

lol, i asked my gf if she was "DTF" the other day and she looked at me like I was from mars

[symple19]

Deena has a nice ass.

[crc21209]

Gotta admit I watch it. :lol It is pretty damn entertaining. Although the whole Ronnie-Sammi arguing over and over again is getting pretty annoying, just leave already.

[timtonymanu]

The Ronnie-Sammi storyline is so boring. Both have no personality at all.

[Pauly D]

AAAAHHHH Yeah bro. Season 4 is here! Get in line, getcha popcorn, whateva you gotta do. Me and the crew is hittin the motherland this time around. It was hard gettin our gtl on tho cause of the different languages and stuff and the different street signs. shit gets complicated you know? BUT IT DOESN'T.MAKE.NO.DIFFERENCE! Lets get this shit entertaining already. Peace out bro. Im out

[robino2001]

Taxi sono qui!!!!

[IronMaxipad]

Wtf happned to Jwow. Dat botox

[ashbeeigh]

Yeah buddy.

And really?! Snooks and the Sit? those must have been some strong fucking drinks.

[DMC]

I see the real thing all the time, don't need to see it on television.

[Monostradamus]

Bill Simmons made it sound like Sammi got fat. True? I guess I could just google it but I want someone else to do that for me.

[symple19]

just watched the first episode

in the sneak peek at the end, it looks like Ronnie knocked sitch the fuck out. Can't wait to see that shit

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Bill Simmons made it sound like Sammi got fat. True? I guess I could just google it but I want someone else to do that for me.
She put on weight but she's not fat or anything. She's still the hottest girl on the show when she's not being a giant cunt.

[Pauly D]

Don't know y they hadn't been no activity in this thread but I know you all seen that preview for next week. SHITS TIGHT SOOOOOOONNNNNNNSS

My boy Ronny and my boy the sitch just got fed up with one another, ya know? Yo it was tight bein there tho for real

[JoeChalupa]

I am maxed out on my GTL at work.

[Isitjustme?]

I was just watching this last night and all these guys are excelent Death Pool candidates for next year. Situation is definitely on something (coke, heroin, semen), JWoww and Snookie are most likely coke, Ronnie - roids and coke, and who knows about the others. Vinnie could be like the Ryan Dunn. We just dont realize how big a maniac he really is.