The Official Mavs Beatdown Thread

[ButtHurt Committee]

It's coming. Just curl up and count to 10.

[HarlemHeat37]

I bet on the Magic to win by 4+ tonight, Mavs better take a nice beating..

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

Gonna be a good game, guard the 3 pt line and I believe we have the bigs to take Howard straight up.

[Giuseppe]

I hope the Magic spill the Mav's plums all over Southfork.

Anybody up for an ELE wager?

[DPG21920]

Sure, I'll take Orlando Cull.

[Giuseppe]

Sure, I'll take Orlando Cull.

Don't be obtuse. I got the Magic.

[DPG21920]

No, you chickensh*t. Those weren't the rules. Be a man, or be yourself. You choose.

[Giuseppe]

No, you chickensh*t. Those weren't the rules. Be a man, or be yourself. You choose.

I just prompted them to spill the Mav's plums all over Texas, you dummy, you.

Don't even start.

[DPG21920]

You made the offer, I accepted. That is it. That is all.

Let us make bets like gentlemen, not cowards, 'sepp

[Giuseppe]

As long as you take the Mavs like I set forth.

[DPG21920]

Link? Show me where you said the words "I take the Mavs". I don't want to see some secret code that had to be deciphered. I want cold hard facts. Like Horry: 7 & Kobe: 5. FACTS, Jack.

[Giuseppe]

Link? Show me where you said the words "I take the Mavs". I don't want to see some secret code that had to be deciphered. I want cold hard facts. Like Horry: 7 & Kobe: 5. FACTS, Jack.

Shame on you.

[Ghazi]

Loss w/o Dirk

[DPG21920]

That is what I thought. Bets off everyone. Cull is welcher and cannot be trusted.

[DPG21920]

Thanks, Ty. I just found that out.

[Giuseppe]

Well, pish-posh.

[Soul]

stevenson is such a fucking joke. how do you shoot 19% and 40% from FT or whatever garbage he was shooting two years ago to a top 3 point shooter

[Giuseppe]

stevenson is such a fucking joke. how do you shoot 19% and 40% from FT or whatever garbage he was shooting two years ago to a top 3 point shooter

You try.

[Soul]

This is fucking stupid.

[Ghazi]

Playing well so far, dunno how long we can keep up this shooting though

[Giuseppe]

Fuck me. I thought sure as shit we'd gain a game in the loss column tonite.

[Ghazi]

^ you probably will :cry

[HarlemHeat37]

:lol The Mavs are just throwing anything up and making it..

Stevenson with 5 3s, Cardinal with 2 3s, Haywood and Dominique Jones made shots..

[Giuseppe]

:lol The Mavs are just throwing anything up and making it..

Stevenson with 5 3s, Cardinal with 2 3s, Haywood and Dominique Jones made shots..

I feel about as foolish as I did last week buyin' that timeshare offa Kool.

Kool Aid Man

[HarlemHeat37]

Good ending for Orlando..bad break for the Mavs, Orlando made some tough shots at the end..

[Ghazi]

fucking fluke shots by Orlando :cry

[Ghazi]

what a horrible call on Chandler just now

[Danny.Zhu]

What a stupid mistake Orlando made to let Hedo go...

[nkdlunch]

mav beatdown in progress

[Danny.Zhu]

Hedo 17 assists.

[nkdlunch]

:lol mav meltdown

[DMC]

No Dirk, no Butler, Mavs held on as long as they could but it was bound to happen.

[boutons_deux]

There but for 2 injured starters/scorers, goes any top NBA team.

[DMC]

There but for 2 injured starters/scorers, goes any top NBA team.
?

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

Good game Magic.
Mavs hung in as long as they could, but always seem to go cold in the second half.
26-3 run is just horrible.

[LkrFan]

Lakers are 0.5 games behind the Mavs and 4.5 games behind the Spurs. 45 games to go, and we play the Spurs 3 more times.

[Giuseppe]

Gained a game on the Celtics as well.

[LkrFan]

Gained a game on the Celtics as well.
:toast

[ButtHurt Committee]

How did that ass whooping feel? Counting on you guys to fail is AUTOMATIC!!! Like shaved pussy...

[Giuseppe]

Like shaved pussy

Butt Hurt Committee

[midnightpulp]

Kinda hard to win games against elite teams when you're missing your best player.

Lakers fans should know. Just look to those post-Shaq, pre-Gasol years as an example.

[Giuseppe]

Though Gasol couldn't win a single playoff game till Kobe took him in.

And sans Daddy, Kobe has rung twice. Daddy sans Kobe has rung but once.

[midnightpulp]

Though Gasol couldn't win a single playoff game till Kobe took him in.

And sans Daddy, Kobe has rung twice. Daddy sans Kobe has one rung once.

Yeah, but Nash was feeding Kobe shit sandwiches on the regular until the Spaniard rode into town.

[ButtHurt Committee]

Kinda hard to win games against elite teams when you're missing your best player.

Lakers fans should know. Just look to those post-Shaq, pre-Gasol years as an example.

:flag:

[midnightpulp]

:flag:

Sup, Luva.

[ButtHurt Committee]

Hey mid, tell the truth, does it seem unfair?

[midnightpulp]

Hey mid, tell the truth, does it seem unfair?

That Kobe has one good knee, Bynum is an injury waiting to happen, and Matt Barnes is likely done?

You tell me.

[ButtHurt Committee]

That Kobe has one good knee, Bynum is an injury waiting to happen, and Matt Barnes is likely done?

You tell me.

You don't see me screaming bloody mary. The show rolls on...

[Giuseppe]

Yeah, but Nash was feeding Kobe shit sandwiches on the regular until the Spaniard rode into town.

The only constant twixt the trio of Daddy, Gasol and Kobe is Kobe. Gasol couldn't win a game without Kobe. Daddy won less than Kobe has.

[Ghazi]

Daddy didn't do shit w/o Kobe

[Giuseppe]

G-Man

aka

Ghazi

[frodo]

Haywood and TC splat the min at C and both played well D on DH. when dirk's back, we STACKED

[midnightpulp]

Daddy didn't do shit w/o Kobe

Kobe's Lakers don't beat Hakeem's Rockets, either.

But yeah, rings are the thing.

So in that case: Gasol>Dirk.

[DPG21920]

These b2b losses granted the Spurs a get out of jail free card for their two losses. That is huge that the Spurs didn't lose any ground after going 1-2 over their last 3.

This Dirk/Caron injury was a big break obviously. Spurs better pick their game up.

[sribb43]

Gonna be a good game, guard the 3 pt line and I believe we have the bigs to take Howard straight up.

guess the mavs didnt get the scouting report

[DieHardSpursFan1537]

I remember when the Mavericks were "sttttttaaaacccccckkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeddddddd".