That friend that talks too much....

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We all have one

(Poll coming, imo)
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[xellos88330]

Always complains about how terrible his life is, no girls want him, God hates him.

Finally I got tired of hearing him whine and complain like a bitch.

I tell him that life is a bitch. The trick is to not be a bigger bitch than life is. SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GROW A SACK! If you can't man up, no woman or friend will ever respect you.

Keeps his trap shut now. He seems almost like an ordinary dude until he is around a female. Then he starts trying to impress her and completely fucks it up once he opens his mouth to talk to her. Quite entertaining.

[TE]

Just tell him to shut up, if he keeps yapping, tell him to shut the fuck up.