Giada De Laurentiis: Your husband will cheat if you don’t treat him like a king

[ididnotnothat]

http://www.celebitchy.com/134695/giada_de_laurentiis_your_husband_will_cheat_if_you _dont_treat_him_like_a_king/

And she can cook too!!

[JudynTX]

:toast I treat my husband like a King. He's pretty spoiled, thanks to me. :lol

[lefty]

She is really dumb

[ididnotnothat]

She is really dumb

Don't be so intimidated. I'm sure you could play dumb right along with her. :lol

[BlackSwordsMan]

All three holes open for play is what she is saying? damn

[lefty]

Don't be so intimidated. I'm sure you could play dumb right along with her. :lol
OMG touché !

[ohmwrecker]

Jesus! What happened to her? Didn't she used to be good looking?

http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/wenn2521477.jpg

[ididnotnothat]

I'd still smash.

[CubanSucks]

Jesus! What happened to her? Didn't she used to be good looking?

http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/wenn2521477.jpg

are you gay?

[CuckingFunt]

Giada's got nothing on Nigella.

[PM5K]

Nigella's got nothing on Giada.

[tp2021]

http://www.celebitchy.com/134695/giada_de_laurentiis_your_husband_will_cheat_if_you _dont_treat_him_like_a_king/



LOL at all the butthurt women in the comments section.

[ohmwrecker]

are you gay?


Not in the slightest. Maybe it's a bad picture. I don't know.

[ploto]

Some men will still cheat no matter how you treat them.

Some women will still cheat no matter how you treat them.

[CuckingFunt]

Nigella's got nothing on Giada.

Insanity.

http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/1562/nigellalawson0176wxrnh8.jpg

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Giada's got nothing on Nigella.

That's debatable. I find Nigella fairly attractive as well.

[ohmwrecker]

Nigella's pretty hot . . . tits, hips and whatnot . . . girl likes to eat. I thought Giada was pretty hot too, but she looks fuckin' weird in that pic. Just me?

[Ignignokt]

ladies, if you're looking for a sure fire way to keep him from straying, blowjobs is honestly the best advice i can give.

And1

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Insanity.

http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/1562/nigellalawson0176wxrnh8.jpg

That's a fairly made up Nigella. And how old is that pic? She's a bit more curvy iirc.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

That really doesn't even look like her tbqh

[CuckingFunt]

And how old is that pic?

Dunno. Just found it.

[ohmwrecker]

That's not her. That is Dita Von Teese.

[CuckingFunt]

That's not her. That is Dita Von Teese.

Wouldn't surprise me. My bad, if that's the case.

[Ignignokt]

You find that attractive?

It looks like Wednesday from the adams family grew up and rebelled by becoming a pornstar.

I like my women to look like they have good circulation.

[balli]

Just me?
I think she's hot, not gorgeous, but hot. And yeah, I didn't find the above picture to be representative of that.

[Ignignokt]

I think she's hot, not gorgeous, but hot. And yeah, I didn't find the above picture to be representative of that.

Hi Mormon faggot!

I'm surprised you haven't popped a vein near your temple and bled to death.

[ohmwrecker]

I think she's hot, not gorgeous, but hot. And yeah, I didn't find the above picture to be representative of that.

Well, I'm glad I'm not the only one. Of course, MarkCubanSucks was the only one who called me out on it . . . I probably should have just let it go.

[balli]

Hi Mormon faggot!

I'm surprised you haven't popped a vein near your temple and bled to death.

Hello. That would suck. How's life on the internet been treating you?

[CuckingFunt]

You find that attractive?

It looks like Wednesday from the adams family grew up and rebelled by becoming a pornstar.

I like my women to look like they have good circulation.

I think the woman in that picture is attractive, yes. The extreme paleness of her skin doesn't specifically do anything for me, but neither does it make her ugly.

[ohmwrecker]

I think the woman in that picture is attractive, yes. The extreme paleness of her skin doesn't specifically do anything for me, but neither does it make her ugly.
Yeah, she's a good looking woman. I don't really see what skin tone has to do with it.

[BlackSwordsMan]

manson loves his girls pale

[Ignignokt]

Hello. That would suck. How's life on the internet been treating you?

mild and tempered response from you. Looks like the straight jacket and meds are doing their jewb.

[Ignignokt]

Yeah, she's a good looking woman. I don't really see what skin tone has to do with it.

She looks like a porcelain doll that's all. Also, i like to see that the girl i date have good circulation.

[balli]

mild and tempered response from you. Looks like the straight jacket and meds are doing their jewb.

Meh. If by that you mean a long break from the shithole politics forum, yes.

And BTW, not that I don't have an anger problem, aren't you the one with a confirmed case of HBP? If so, you shouldn't be making stroke jokes. That shit'll come around.

[Ignignokt]

Meh. If by that you mean a long break from the shithole politics forum, yes.

And BTW, not that I don't have an anger problem, aren't you the one with a confirmed case of HBP? If so, you shouldn't be making stroke jokes. That shit'll come around.

Wait you don't have an anger problem? lololololol x10000000000

Nor does Jesse james have sex addiction too!!! lolololol

[balli]

Wait you don't have an anger problem? lololololol x10000000000

Nor does Jesse james have sex addiction too!!! lolololol

Fail dude. C'mon. It's just a simple double negative. Of course I have an anger problem. Less than I used to though. :tu

[mrsmaalox]

Jesus! What happened to her? Didn't she used to be good looking?

She's attractive, but that is a rather odd looking shot. Speaking of which.......every time I see your sig, I think I'm looking at a pregnant belly :)

[mrsmaalox]

ladies, if you're looking for a sure fire way to keep him from straying, blowjobs is honestly the best advice i can give.

Goes both ways. Oral sex FTW!

[DJ Mbenga]

i dont know how any person with a penis can say giada is better than nigella. its not even close.

[koriwhat]

Maybe it's a bad picture...

then you're going to love this photo!

http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/wenn5455296.jpg

god damn wtf happened there?!

[Bukefal]

http://i.thisislondon.co.uk/i/pix/2009/05/nigella-lawson-415x289.jpg

Nigella ftw

[CubanSucks]

Nigella and Giada are both very hot, especially for hosts of cooking shows. Nigella's got the better curves while Giada is more "pretty"



then again, Giada's got some pretty damn good curves

http://www.skinnyvscurvy.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/giada-de-laurentiis-healthy-tips-in-self-magazine.jpg



Nigella's got her on the tits for sure. But Giada's got the better body as a whole imo

[Kori Ellis]

Giada just looks best with her mouth closed (insert joke here).

Compare:

http://www.breakingnewsweek.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Giada-De-Laurentiis.jpg
http://www.endlesssimmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/giada.jpg

to:

http://www.newsworld22.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/giada-de-laurentiis-picture-1.jpg
http://0.tqn.com/d/gourmetfood/1/0/r/4/GiadaLaurentiis.jpg

[redzero]

Is a woman’s place really in the kitchen? Yes – in a manner of speaking, anyway, says feisty TV chef Giada De Laurentiis.

Sounds good enough for me.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Wouldn't surprise me. My bad, if that's the case.
:wow

[Viva Las Espuelas]

We sucked in Kori. YES!! :lol

[redzero]

The only thing Nigella has on Giada is 30 pounds.

[BlairForceDejuan]

http://www.popsugar.co.uk/files/upl0/20/202476/14_2008/collage-nigella.jpg

Both are hot. Both can cook. God Bless the World.

[BlackSwordsMan]

gotta go with nigela
love her accent too

[BlackSwordsMan]

+ shes allies with america where as italians always side against us
fuck em

[Viva Las Espuelas]

The only thing Nigella has on Giada is 30 pounds.

Of more woman.

[Charles Manson]

manson loves his girls pale

damn right

[Mitt Romney]

Hi Mormon faggot!

I'm surprised you haven't popped a vein near your temple and bled to death.


I've had more women than you'll ever even dream of so STFU.

[BlackSwordsMan]

damn right

other manson silly goose

[CubanSucks]

giada's face is a 4/10, one of the least attractive italian women ever

and no i wouldn't cheat if my beautiful other doesn't treat me like a king more like she'll cheat on me if i don't treat her like a queen.


and giada's body is also a 4/10. WAY too damn skinny.

:lmao

I've been in full support of the guitardude revolution until now. What a fucking moron...or faggot, whichever

[frodo]

ladies, if you're looking for a sure fire way to keep him from straying, blowjobs is honestly the best advice i can give.

guys, keep your pretty wives out of the sight of such lecherous plowers like tyson chandler, that's my only advice to prevent yourselves from being cuckolded tbh

[frodo]

giada's face is a 4/10, one of the least attractive italian women ever

and no i wouldn't cheat if my beautiful other doesn't treat me like a king more like she'll cheat on me if i don't treat her like a queen.

eyes are too big imho. small-eyed italianas are the world's prettiest imo, like mona lisa

[JudynTX]

Giada just looks best with her mouth closed (insert joke here).

Compare:

http://www.breakingnewsweek.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Giada-De-Laurentiis.jpg
http://www.endlesssimmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/giada.jpg

to:

http://www.newsworld22.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/giada-de-laurentiis-picture-1.jpg
http://0.tqn.com/d/gourmetfood/1/0/r/4/GiadaLaurentiis.jpg


We sucked in Kori. YES!! :lol

I agree with Kori, she does look better with her mouth closed. :lol

I've never heard of Nigella. Yes I googled her.

[JoeChalupa]

She does have some nice cleavage but I only watch her show for her cooking.

[JoeChalupa]

gotta go with nigela
love her accent too

I concur. Full figured is sexy.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Very. Especially when they know how to work it.

[DisAsTerBot]

eyes are too big imho. small-eyed italianas are the world's prettiest imo, like mona lisa

lol mona lisa
guess you find davinci attractive...

[mrsmaalox]

other manson silly goose

:lol calling Charles Manson a "silly goose" :lol

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

http://www.popsugar.co.uk/files/upl0/20/202476/14_2008/collage-nigella.jpg



She has 8 lb. bowling balls for knee caps.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/04/01/article-0-00C2109000000578-508_468x850.jpg

[MiamiHeat]

you know the ironic thing about what she said?

Her treating me like that would fill me with a desire to treat her like a lady, a princess.

[dimsah]

I would do bad things to this woman.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_PHZqh4-kEMI/STg-oC_7jpI/AAAAAAAAAPg/6iMGfWzMVMg/s400/Nigella_051228031830247_wideweb__300x293.jpg

http://www.teachmychildrenwell.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/nigella.jpg

[Viva Las Espuelas]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71670ZG242L._SL500_AA300_.gif

[Fpoonsie]

Nigella's hot and all, but her recipes are ridiculously hard to follow.

Fucking metric system.

[JoeChalupa]

Nigella's hot and all, but her recipes are ridiculously hard to follow.

Fucking metric system.

Metric system? All I think of is cups...big cups.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I think her cup runneth over IMHO.

[Winehole23]

Best thread, ever.

[JudynTX]

Question to married men. Do you treat your wives like Queens?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I would.

[JudynTX]

I would.

I know. :tu

What was this thread about again? :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I know. :tu

What was this thread about again? :lol

Very bad things :D

[JudynTX]

Very bad things :D

Cups? :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Cups? :lol

Those two ;)

[JudynTX]

Those two ;)

Those aren't cups, they are jugs.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Giada's got nothing on Nigella.


Nigella's got nothing on Giada.

I think the only way to settle this is for them to have nothing on while on each other.

My bunk, I'll be in it.

[JoeChalupa]

Question to married men. Do you treat your wives like Queens?

Sure do. Like the Queen of Denial she is.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

bada-boomp!

[koriwhat]

Nigella's hot and all, but her recipes are ridiculously hard to follow.

Fucking metric system.

you're one step closer to finally stepping all the way out of the closet... you go girl!