Eva Longoria, Karma is a bitch

[hater]

http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-patti-stanger-says-eva-longorias-split-from-tony-parker-is-karma/

“Right now she’s not in a place to be set up. Her body language is: she’s angry. And there’s no man who can fit into an angry woman’s pocket. This is serious. She needs some counseling. I feel it’s gonna be, like, six months to a year for her. And if she rebounds, it’s gonna be to get even with Tony, and that’s not what she wants. She wants love. The rumor on the street was she cheated on her first husband. Karma’s a bitch. If you cheat, it will come back to you. If you treat women or men like s**t, you will pay the price. The bill comes due.”

:lol slut!

I knew she was mistreating little Tony

[mrsmaalox]

Umm, who the hell is Patty Stanger??

[cheguevara]

About Patti Stanger
Born: May 31, 1961, Short Hills, New Jersey
Best Known As:

•Matchmaker
•Reality TV show personality
•TV producer
•Author
Patti Stanger is a third-generation matchmaker, having followed in the footsteps of her mother and grandmother. She is the founder and CEO of Millionaire’s Club International Inc., a professional matchmaking service that caters to millionaires. Her reality show, “Millionaire Matchmaker,” premiered on Bravo in 2008 and has been on air for three seasons. Patti dated Andy Friedman since 2003 and he proposed to her on her 2009 birthday. Her first book, Become Your Own Matchmaker: 8 Easy Steps for Attracting Your Perfect Mate, was published in 2009.

[JudynTX]

Umm, who the hell is Patty Stanger??

Supposedly, a matchmaker. :lol She's not married, was engaged, but not anymore. Maybe she isn't marriage material. :D

[CavsSuperFan]

I don’t know if this is the right thread for this but I took 1st place in my fantasy football league…It was a tough season with a lot of injuries but I made the correct adjustments & got lucky on a few of my FA acquisitions…

[Nick Manning]

I don’t know if this is the right thread for this but I took 1st place in my fantasy football league…It was a tough season with a lot of injuries but I made the correct adjustments & got lucky on a few of my FA acquisitions…

Strong work.

[mrsmaalox]

A matchmaker? Pfft. I just care what Dr. Phil says about these things. He's a doctor!

[frodo]

how'bout try some brent barry? a bit old but still elegant as ever been imho, if she finds it good to be with him then Brent & tony would have a good deal to make.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

She never struck me as a genuine person.

[fraga]

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[koriwhat]

yeah i don't know how people can actually hire that tranny to hook them up with their other 1/2 especially now after her failed engagement.

btw, fuck that taco cabana longoria chick... tony could do better if he'd stop eating at shitty tex-mex fast food places.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

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Oh. That man-beast?:vomit:

[TDMVPDPOY]

lol is that a fkn guy in a wig?

[ChumpDumper]

I wondered what John Kerry was doing these days.

[ALVAREZ6]

that's fucking gross

[Dr.Phil]

A matchmaker? Pfft. I just care what Dr. Phil says about these things. He's a doctor!

She needs relationship rehab to deal with her anger and move forward.

[JudynTX]

lol is that a fkn guy in a wig?

:lol :lol

[mrsmaalox]

She needs relationship rehab to deal with her anger and move forward.

Thank you sir :tu

[Fabbs]

A matchmaker? Pfft. I just care what Dr. Phil says about these things. He's a doctor!
She tells her *clients* that men only like long straight hair. :lol
Yeah, i kid you not. On her phony show she had some hot little half black half white chick with a killer bod but sckrunchy golden light brown hair. Told her she'd have to lose it if she wanted to get dates.

[Fabbs]

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[fraga]

Why the fuck anyone would ever listen to her on relationship advice is beyond me...