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MiamiHeat
01-16-2011, 07:13 PM
Please memorize these things so you can use them when interacting with your husband.

Thank you.

* Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have be thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they get home and the prospect of a good meal is part of the warm welcome needed.

* Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people.

* Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.

* Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives. Run a dustcloth over the tables.

* During the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering to his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.

* Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Encourage the children to be quiet.

* Be happy to see him.

* Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him.

* Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first - remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.

* Don't greet him with complaints and problems.

* Don't complain if he's late for dinner or even if he stays out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through at work.

* Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or lie him down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him.

* Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.

* Don't ask him questions about his actions or question his judgment or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him.

* A good wife always knows her place.

Viva Las Espuelas
01-16-2011, 07:15 PM
:lol
this should be fun
:corn:

ALVAREZ6
01-16-2011, 07:48 PM
*Let him inside you on a nightly basis if he insists.
#1 priority


No marrying and then calling it quits, the game is not over. Just because you landed one does not mean it's for life, so do not ever get into multiple day non-sex moods. Also, make sure your husband still wants to fuck you well into the marriage...that is, just because you've been married for a while does not mean I am now suddenly attracted to fat women.

Creepn
01-16-2011, 07:52 PM
Guidelines for a happy nuclear family.

jack sommerset
01-16-2011, 09:30 PM
All I ask is they shave their muffs and wash it 2-3 times a day.

koriwhat
01-16-2011, 09:37 PM
All I ask is they shave their muffs and wash it 2-3 times a day.

:tu

ShoogarBear
01-16-2011, 10:12 PM
* Be a little gay

Ah, the 50s.

BTW, Snopes isn't sure this is real: http://www.snopes.com/language/document/goodwife.asp

baseline bum
01-16-2011, 10:33 PM
All I ask is they shave their muffs and wash it 2-3 times a day.

Disagree on the shaving. I like when a woman does her hair differently every so often (just NEVER short), and the same principle also applies downtown: bald sometimes, landing strip others, thin V is good, and every once in a while a man needs to bury his face in good bush.

SpursWoman
01-16-2011, 11:11 PM
I showed my husband this and asked him if I could quit my high paying job so I could stay home and cook and clean and watch Ellen all day, and treat him like the rockstar that he is.

He said no. :depressed

CuckingFunt
01-16-2011, 11:31 PM
:lol
this should be fun
:corn:

As if MiamiHeat and his copy pasta'd 1950s guidelines are worth the time...

Frenzy
01-17-2011, 12:20 AM
I showed my husband this and asked him if I could quit my high paying job so I could stay home and cook and clean and watch Ellen all day, and treat him like the rockstar that he is.

He said no. :depressed


Don't quit. Just get out early so you can prepare before he gets home. Simple.

Viva Las Espuelas
01-17-2011, 12:31 AM
As if MiamiHeat and his copy pasta'd 1950s guidelines are worth the time...

At least it was al dente.

Viva Las Espuelas
01-17-2011, 12:36 AM
I showed my husband this and asked him if I could quit my high paying job so I could stay home and cook and clean and watch Ellen all day, and treat him like the rockstar that he is.

He said no. :depressed

Me too. If my wife did all that to me I'd think she was going to kill me soon. :lol

DesignatedT
01-17-2011, 12:50 AM
lmao

DesignatedT
01-17-2011, 12:50 AM
lmao

Sisk
01-17-2011, 02:37 AM
#1 priority


No marrying and then calling it quits, the game is not over. Just because you landed one does not mean it's for life, so do not ever get into multiple day non-sex moods. Also, make sure your husband still wants to fuck you well into the marriage...that is, just because you've been married for a while does not mean I am now suddenly attracted to fat women.

:tu X 1,000,000

CosmicCowboy
01-17-2011, 09:18 AM
Me too. If my wife did all that to me I'd think she was going to kill me soon. :lol

Ditto

I'd be afraid to close my eyes at night. She's probably go "Willies first wife" on me...

Bukefal
01-17-2011, 10:48 AM
Me too. If my wife did all that to me I'd think she was going to kill me soon. :lol

:lol