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rickross
01-17-2011, 03:00 AM
luva just shittin on himself as per da usual.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Booty%20Call%20Threads&defid=5424228


Typically, a Booty Call is when a man gets a late night call from a woman that wants to fuck between the hours of 12am-3am. If you are the guy, she only calls you because she knows that you won't take her out, and you have a reputation for laying pipe really well. If you are the girl, it's because you're hot and bothered, and you want your stab sack pounded on.

Well, just recently we've discovered a new breed of booty calling. It occurs in the wee hours of the morning on week nights from ass hurt posters who are begging for some attention on message boards. These men can be referred to bitches as too. They tend to get all hot and bothered by the popularity of others, and their way of crying out for attention is going on a message board crooning the name of the posters they'd like to suck or fuck.

ex:

Title: Who else feels bad for lakaluva?

He used to have a decent case for being an effective troll, but is now obsessed with Duncan. Damn shame too, nobody is on anyone's mind like that unless they gave em' a good fuck. Bouncing pennies off men's asses was probably the tipping point for him

Giuseppe
01-17-2011, 03:05 AM
When I was so low I was considering playing handball off the curb on that Thursday night back last June, my Luva came to the rescue.

You know what he said at 13 down, third quarter, Game 7 in exile from Los Angeles?

"Nobody closes us out. Nobody."

jjktkk
01-17-2011, 03:20 AM
When I was so low I was considering playing handball off the curb last night but my Luva came to the rescue. He kissed me, and hugged me tight and made me feel special again.




:(

Giuseppe
01-17-2011, 08:38 AM
lmcontrollinao!

tdunk21
01-17-2011, 01:08 PM
When I was so low I was considering playing handball off the curb on that Thursday night back last June, my Luva came to the rescue.

You know what he said at 13 down, third quarter, Game 7 in exile from Los Angeles?

"Nobody closes us out. Nobody."

fag.....

Giuseppe
01-17-2011, 01:34 PM
Luva was prophetic.

What happened? With jacks & timbers we started back down.

Cliffs Notes:::

Kobe: 5

Duncan: 4