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duncan228
01-17-2011, 10:20 PM
Tim Duncan Reports 5th Straight Successful New Year's Resolution (http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/articles/tim-duncan-reports-5th-straight-successful-new-yea,18760/)

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SAN ANTONIO—Spurs center Tim Duncan confirmed Monday that since he had not put off answering e-mails once during the entire year, 2010 would mark the fifth consecutive year he had held true to his New Year's resolution. "In 2006, I vowed to cut down on the sodium in my diet, and in 2007, I promised myself I would win another NBA championship and finally visit Denmark," said Duncan, adding that 2009's resolution to "loosen up and have more fun" was achieved by auditing a sociology course at the University of Texas at San Antonio. "2008 was hard, but on Dec. 31, I finally built up enough courage to talk to [AT&T Center concession-stand worker] Erin [Matthews]." This year, the 12-time All-Star has resolved to start cooking for himself more and to put more thought into the gifts he gives.

http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/articles/tim-duncan-reports-5th-straight-successful-new-yea,18760/

CubanMustGo
01-17-2011, 10:29 PM
Good to have you back, 228.

RuffnReadyOzStyle
01-17-2011, 10:35 PM
I love that The Onion loves Timmy. He is the geek's jock. :D

awktalk
01-17-2011, 11:06 PM
WB 228. Congrats on the matrimony and all (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=170232&highlight=duncan228)

DMC
01-17-2011, 11:07 PM
Talk to Erin eh? Tony's gonna be pissed.