Make me a story..

[apalisoc_9]

That Involves Tim duncan, tony parker, Bruce Bowen, Manu Ginobili, Flowers, nature, cars, and Drums.

Something Funny.

ASAP. I need it tommorow.

Will paypal, the one with the funniest story.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Can Erin Barry be in it too?

[apalisoc_9]

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Absolutely

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

That Involves Tim duncan, tony parker, Bruce Bowen, Manu Ginobili, Flowers, nature, cars, and Drums.

Something Funny.

ASAP. I need it tommorow.

Will paypal, the one with the funniest story.


You're gay

[apalisoc_9]

You're gay

gay story might do. You guys can also add RJ

[DeadlyDynasty]

Your best bet is to go madlibs with this shit. That, or have posters here add three words to the story at a time--you gotta start it though. It probably won't catch on cause everybody hates each other here, but it's worth a shot. :tu

[ALVAREZ6]

Since no one's tried yet...




That Involves Tim duncan, tony parker, Bruce Bowen, Manu Ginobili, Flowers, nature, cars, and Drums.

Something Funny.

ASAP. I need it tommorow.

Will paypal, the one with the funniest story.

One day, the 05 Spurs were hanging out in the park. Bruce Bowen was showing a soft side by picking flowers for his wife. Tim Duncan, substituting for a punching bag, was banging on drums all day long. Tony Parker was riding around the trails in his car getting road head from Eva and another unknown woman on several different rides, and Manu Ginobili was having a fun time in nature, slaughtering bunnies and squirrels left and right. A fun day in nature indeed.



This is not funny.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Since no one's tried yet...





One day, the 05 Spurs were hanging out in the park. Bruce Bowen was showing a soft side by picking flowers for his wife. Tim Duncan, substituting for a punching bag, was banging on drums all day long. Tony Parker was riding around the trails getting road head from Eva and another unknown woman on several different rides, and Manu Ginobili was having a fun time in nature, slaughtering bunnies and squirrels left and right. A fun day in nature indeed.



This is not funny.

Don't be so hard on yourself, there's some real talent there.

[MavFan6488]

one day, tim duncan, bruce bowen and manu ginobili were hanging out together.

bruce: my wife and i were beating the drums last night and we were so loud,
our neighbour even called the police. i believe she's apologizing to him now because she ain't picking up her phone.
duncan: i was going for a walk with my wife yesterday and the nature was just beautiful, almost as beautiful as she is. she's still at work i think and she wants to call me later.
manu: i love my wife too. i gave her flowers yesterday. she said she wanted
to go to the mall and buy a vase for them today, i guess that's why she's not here yet. i want to buy her a new car tomorrow.



tim: where's tony?

[frodo]

That Involves Tim duncan, tony parker, Bruce Bowen, Manu Ginobili, Flowers, nature, cars, and Drums.

Something Funny.

ASAP. I need it tommorow.

Will paypal, the one with the funniest story.

has to involve Jeff as well imho

[benefactor]

That Involves Tim duncan, tony parker, Bruce Bowen, Manu Ginobili, Flowers, nature, cars, and Drums.

Something Funny.

ASAP. I need it tommorow.

Will paypal, the one with the funniest story.
(phone rings)
"Hello?"
"Hey Tony, it's Tim. What are you doing next weekend?"
"Not sure yet. I have to check with Erin. She may be coming to town."
"Dude...you are still messing with her?"
"Yeah, I know I shouldn't but I just can't stay away. There's thing thing she does with her tongue that...."
"Spare me the details."
"Oh, ok. Sorry. So what's going on next weekend?"
"I'm putting together a camping trip."
"Camping trip? To where?"
"I have a friend that has some property in East Texas that's really nice. It sits right on a lake and has a cabin. I want to take a road trip up there and stay for a few days...you know, just get away from everything."
"Really? That sounds great. I'll tell Erin and maybe she can come with us."
"No."
"Why?"
"Because it's a guys only trip. I've invited Bruce, Manu and RJ too. Besides...it would be kind of weird for everyone anyway."
"Why would it be weird?"
"Do I really have to explain it?"
"Yes."
"You are such a fucking dumbshit sometimes. Let me put it bluntly...your manwhoring is done on your own time and this is my camping trip. She can't come because I said so. Understand now?"
"Ok, ok...I won't invite her. I'll just pick her up some flowers and tell her I'll catch up with her the following weekend."
"Whatever. There wouldn't be enough room anyway."
"Why is that?"
"There are only three beds...two kings and a queen. I get the queen and you four are doubling up."
"Well I'm not sleeping with RJ."
"Actually you are. Manu already called dibs on the bed with Bruce."
"That's fucked up man."
"Why?"
"Because I don't want to fucking sleep with RJ. He makes me uncomfortable."
"Stop being such a bitch, dude."
"Seriously bro...it seems like he always around when I dress in the locker room and more than once he has brushed my bare ass with his hand when walking by."
"You're just being paranoid."
"I'm not going if I have to bunk with him."
"C'mon man...don't be like that. Even if he does have a thing for you he's not going to try anything while we are all there. Sack up and quit acting like a girl."
"You sleep with him then."
"It's my trip and my friend's cabin. I'll sleep where the hell I want. Tell you what...I'll sleep with him one of the nights and you can have the queen. Will that work?"
"I guess. I'm still not all that comfortable with it."
"Well just keep your ass at home then. We'll fish and get drunk without you."
"Ok, ok...I'll let it go. What else are we going to do while we are there?"
"My buddy said there is an old indian camp not far from there. They are supposed to have some tribal drumming and dancing that weekend. Might be kinda cool to check out."
"Nice. Some dancing native women sounds good."
"It's not like that. It's more of a cultural thing. Can't you stop thinking with your dick for five seconds?"
"So it's men dancing? RJ should enjoy it."
(both laugh)
"All joking aside, it's going to be a great time. I'll call you with the exact times tomorrow."
"Sounds good."

[apalisoc_9]

You're gay

And you're the only person to have ever been conceived via anal sex, you worthless piece of shit.

Almost benefactor, almost.

Is it worth money? Hmm..sorry but i don't think so..still 7.5/10:toast


Your best bet is to go madlibs with this shit. That, or have posters here add three words to the story at a time--you gotta start it though. It probably won't catch on cause everybody hates each other here, but it's worth a shot

That is going to be filled with homosexual jokes. I don't want this LA fan chick to think that i'm gay.

[janetcn12]

Lol, what a stupid story

[apalisoc_9]

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It aint stupid if i get the pussy, so stfu!!