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21_Dickings
01-20-2011, 01:34 AM
He had that LA cool and suave, pulled an 8.5 chick (yeah, I realize Sharapova is off the charts in pork rind land, aka TexAss, but in Hollywood, she's around an 8, give or take), and knew how to flaunt the lifestyle like a motherfucking pro. He was Los Angeles in a nutshell and repped what the Purple 'n Gold is all about to a "t". You fat necks in fly over country call it a "douchebaggery," which is nothing more than a derogatory term coined out of jealous hate.

He's averaging 16 points on 50% in his last 5 games. Watching him with the Nets, it was obvious why he didn't produce like this with the Lakers. Simply put, Pau Gasol held him back. I ain't gonna get into the analysis of how or why, but from his time in Memphis, we know Gasol doesn't make players better, and Sasha was on the unfortunate receiving end of Pau's incompetence in this area, as are Blake, Fisher, and Barnes.

This move won't come back to haunt us, not in the least, Kobe and Bynum are just too good, but it would've been nice to have Sasha on board as we cruise to our 3rd straight O'Brien.

Top shelf, all the way.

http://blogpistolero.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/vujacic2.jpg

rayjayjohnson
01-20-2011, 01:54 AM
Kobe and Bynum are just too good

lol.


wait, you're serious?





lol again.

LnGrrrR
01-20-2011, 02:49 AM
Avowed enemies (always growing):

Mav Crew
HarlemHeat37
Midnighpulp
MiamiHeat
Objective Lakers fans

:lmao

ezau
01-20-2011, 04:28 AM
The Manu Stopper LOL

TDMVPDPOY
01-20-2011, 04:30 AM
i don t get it, nba european scrubs marrying models

while nba american players marry grenades :(

Yorae
01-20-2011, 04:36 AM
No sharapova pics? :depressed

Pero
01-20-2011, 09:03 AM
I must say that I expected Sasha to get some minutes and maybe make a few shots but he far exceeded that. Avery seems to have fallen in love with him. :lol

cheguevara
01-20-2011, 09:15 AM
Kobe probably misses his fellatio skills too

Killakobe81
01-20-2011, 11:27 AM
dickings ...not sure why this hate on Pau.

Yes he plays soft at times, and yes he whines like a bitch at others, and the people on here that say he carries Kobe are moronic and delusional ...but Pau is an all-star top level NBA player and without him we dont win two titles ...

TheMACHINE
01-20-2011, 11:34 AM
Awww you miss me? How sweet.

Ghazi
01-20-2011, 11:51 AM
Damn, 16 ppg over last 5 for Sasha? :lol

rjv
01-20-2011, 11:56 AM
He had that LA cool and suave, pulled an 8.5 chick (yeah, I realize Sharapova is off the charts in pork rind land, aka TexAss, but in Hollywood, she's around an 8, give or take), and knew how to flaunt the lifestyle like a motherfucking pro. He was Los Angeles in a nutshell and repped what the Purple 'n Gold is all about to a "t". You fat necks in fly over country call it a "douchebaggery," which is nothing more than a derogatory term coined out of jealous hate.

He's averaging 16 points on 50% in his last 5 games. Watching him with the Nets, it was obvious why he didn't produce like this with the Lakers. Simply put, Pau Gasol held him back. I ain't gonna get into the analysis of how or why, but from his time in Memphis, we know Gasol doesn't make players better, and Sasha was on the unfortunate receiving end of Pau's incompetence in this area, as are Blake, Fisher, and Barnes.

This move won't come back to haunt us, not in the least, Kobe and Bynum are just too good, but it would've been nice to have Sasha on board as we cruise to our 3rd straight O'Brien.

Top shelf, all the way.

http://blogpistolero.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/vujacic2.jpg

you can always go be his groupie in new jersey. there are as many methheads there as there are in LA.

Spur_Fanatic
01-20-2011, 12:00 PM
Whoa 16ppG!

Seriously, trade that Gasol scrub for this this new Ginobili v2.0!

Trill Clinton
01-20-2011, 12:07 PM
You're giving Sharapova too much credit bruh bruh. She is nowhere near an 8.5.

Spur_Fanatic
01-20-2011, 12:16 PM
ARE YOU PEOPLE INSANE?!? She is an easy 9.5
Unless you people have hotter girlfriends, you are all full of shit.

Seriously, I'll accept your ranking system when someone can give me a girl that's a perfect 10 as an example. Till then, the OP is just another moron Laker fan comparing two different states, about something completely stupid. :wakeup

http://www.kolayca.net/guzeller/maria-sharapova/maria-sharapova1.jpg

TheMACHINE
01-20-2011, 12:17 PM
The Manu Stopper LOL

http://i861.photobucket.com/albums/ab177/LMAOxROFL/sashadesktop.jpg

Pero
01-20-2011, 01:13 PM
Kobe probably misses his fellatio skills too

Haha, perhaps it's no coincidence that the Lakers went on a losing streak after trading Sasha away. Must have been the heart of the team. Or at least Kobes. :lol

TheMACHINE
01-20-2011, 01:15 PM
Haha, perhaps it's no coincidence that the Lakers went on a losing streak after trading Sasha away. Must have been the heart of the team. Or at least Kobes. :lol

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZHF2LpqPWFw/TQw6ASnc3sI/AAAAAAAAFO0/3xi0hew5LO0/s1600/kobe-sasha-bff-1.jpg

ElNono
01-20-2011, 01:16 PM
Damn, 16 ppg over last 5 for Sasha? :lol

That's better than Bynum... just sayin' :lol

in2deep
01-20-2011, 01:16 PM
the machine was the lubricant that kept the lakers juices flowing before the game and at halftime

LnGrrrR
01-20-2011, 01:52 PM
This thread is disgusting. :lol

ata
01-20-2011, 02:27 PM
Just read my sig

TampaDude
01-20-2011, 02:30 PM
but Pau is an all-star top level NBA player and without him we don't win two titles

Yes!!! A Lakers fan finally admits the truth!!! :lol

Killakobe81
01-20-2011, 02:31 PM
Yes!!! A Lakers fan finally admits the truth!!! :lol

What do you mean admits the truth ...anyone with a brain knows this!

however Pau couldnt win a playoff game without Kobe ...

ElNono
01-20-2011, 02:35 PM
What do you mean admits the truth ...anyone with a brain knows this!

however Pau couldnt win a playoff game without Odom ...

fify


:lol

jjktkk
01-20-2011, 02:38 PM
What do you mean admits the truth ...anyone with a brain knows this!


Blessings, and history are gonna be pissed that a fellow Laker fan is calling them out. :lol

TheMACHINE
01-20-2011, 03:28 PM
This thread is disgusting. :lol

http://i861.photobucket.com/albums/ab177/LMAOxROFL/884394643.jpg

DMC
01-20-2011, 09:49 PM
Yes!!! A Lakers fan finally admits the truth!!! :lol
KK81 seems to be afflicted with objectivity and truth. Rare disease around here, maybe it spreads.

Venti Quattro
01-20-2011, 11:21 PM
When I look back and re-watch Shannon Brown's horrendous performance last night, yeah I miss Sasha

IronMexican
01-21-2011, 12:05 AM
So, why did mid take an ELE if he's too much of a pussy to actually go through with it?

Venti Quattro
01-21-2011, 12:06 AM
So, why did mid take an ELE if he's too much of a pussy to actually go through with it?

You're a Mexican fat beaner Laker fan. You don't have a right to say anything to Mid who's a white So Cal Spurs fan.