View Full Version : Gotta say, I miss the Machine.
21_Dickings
01-20-2011, 01:34 AM
He had that LA cool and suave, pulled an 8.5 chick (yeah, I realize Sharapova is off the charts in pork rind land, aka TexAss, but in Hollywood, she's around an 8, give or take), and knew how to flaunt the lifestyle like a motherfucking pro. He was Los Angeles in a nutshell and repped what the Purple 'n Gold is all about to a "t". You fat necks in fly over country call it a "douchebaggery," which is nothing more than a derogatory term coined out of jealous hate.
He's averaging 16 points on 50% in his last 5 games. Watching him with the Nets, it was obvious why he didn't produce like this with the Lakers. Simply put, Pau Gasol held him back. I ain't gonna get into the analysis of how or why, but from his time in Memphis, we know Gasol doesn't make players better, and Sasha was on the unfortunate receiving end of Pau's incompetence in this area, as are Blake, Fisher, and Barnes.
This move won't come back to haunt us, not in the least, Kobe and Bynum are just too good, but it would've been nice to have Sasha on board as we cruise to our 3rd straight O'Brien.
Top shelf, all the way.
http://blogpistolero.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/vujacic2.jpg
rayjayjohnson
01-20-2011, 01:54 AM
Kobe and Bynum are just too good
lol.
wait, you're serious?
lol again.
LnGrrrR
01-20-2011, 02:49 AM
Avowed enemies (always growing):
Mav Crew
HarlemHeat37
Midnighpulp
MiamiHeat
Objective Lakers fans
:lmao
TDMVPDPOY
01-20-2011, 04:30 AM
i don t get it, nba european scrubs marrying models
while nba american players marry grenades :(
Yorae
01-20-2011, 04:36 AM
No sharapova pics? :depressed
I must say that I expected Sasha to get some minutes and maybe make a few shots but he far exceeded that. Avery seems to have fallen in love with him. :lol
cheguevara
01-20-2011, 09:15 AM
Kobe probably misses his fellatio skills too
Killakobe81
01-20-2011, 11:27 AM
dickings ...not sure why this hate on Pau.
Yes he plays soft at times, and yes he whines like a bitch at others, and the people on here that say he carries Kobe are moronic and delusional ...but Pau is an all-star top level NBA player and without him we dont win two titles ...
TheMACHINE
01-20-2011, 11:34 AM
Awww you miss me? How sweet.
Ghazi
01-20-2011, 11:51 AM
Damn, 16 ppg over last 5 for Sasha? :lol
He had that LA cool and suave, pulled an 8.5 chick (yeah, I realize Sharapova is off the charts in pork rind land, aka TexAss, but in Hollywood, she's around an 8, give or take), and knew how to flaunt the lifestyle like a motherfucking pro. He was Los Angeles in a nutshell and repped what the Purple 'n Gold is all about to a "t". You fat necks in fly over country call it a "douchebaggery," which is nothing more than a derogatory term coined out of jealous hate.
He's averaging 16 points on 50% in his last 5 games. Watching him with the Nets, it was obvious why he didn't produce like this with the Lakers. Simply put, Pau Gasol held him back. I ain't gonna get into the analysis of how or why, but from his time in Memphis, we know Gasol doesn't make players better, and Sasha was on the unfortunate receiving end of Pau's incompetence in this area, as are Blake, Fisher, and Barnes.
This move won't come back to haunt us, not in the least, Kobe and Bynum are just too good, but it would've been nice to have Sasha on board as we cruise to our 3rd straight O'Brien.
Top shelf, all the way.
http://blogpistolero.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/vujacic2.jpg
you can always go be his groupie in new jersey. there are as many methheads there as there are in LA.
Spur_Fanatic
01-20-2011, 12:00 PM
Whoa 16ppG!
Seriously, trade that Gasol scrub for this this new Ginobili v2.0!
Trill Clinton
01-20-2011, 12:07 PM
You're giving Sharapova too much credit bruh bruh. She is nowhere near an 8.5.
Spur_Fanatic
01-20-2011, 12:16 PM
ARE YOU PEOPLE INSANE?!? She is an easy 9.5
Unless you people have hotter girlfriends, you are all full of shit.
Seriously, I'll accept your ranking system when someone can give me a girl that's a perfect 10 as an example. Till then, the OP is just another moron Laker fan comparing two different states, about something completely stupid. :wakeup
http://www.kolayca.net/guzeller/maria-sharapova/maria-sharapova1.jpg
TheMACHINE
01-20-2011, 12:17 PM
The Manu Stopper LOL
http://i861.photobucket.com/albums/ab177/LMAOxROFL/sashadesktop.jpg
Kobe probably misses his fellatio skills too
Haha, perhaps it's no coincidence that the Lakers went on a losing streak after trading Sasha away. Must have been the heart of the team. Or at least Kobes. :lol
TheMACHINE
01-20-2011, 01:15 PM
Haha, perhaps it's no coincidence that the Lakers went on a losing streak after trading Sasha away. Must have been the heart of the team. Or at least Kobes. :lol
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZHF2LpqPWFw/TQw6ASnc3sI/AAAAAAAAFO0/3xi0hew5LO0/s1600/kobe-sasha-bff-1.jpg
ElNono
01-20-2011, 01:16 PM
Damn, 16 ppg over last 5 for Sasha? :lol
That's better than Bynum... just sayin' :lol
in2deep
01-20-2011, 01:16 PM
the machine was the lubricant that kept the lakers juices flowing before the game and at halftime
LnGrrrR
01-20-2011, 01:52 PM
This thread is disgusting. :lol
TampaDude
01-20-2011, 02:30 PM
but Pau is an all-star top level NBA player and without him we don't win two titles
Yes!!! A Lakers fan finally admits the truth!!! :lol
Killakobe81
01-20-2011, 02:31 PM
Yes!!! A Lakers fan finally admits the truth!!! :lol
What do you mean admits the truth ...anyone with a brain knows this!
however Pau couldnt win a playoff game without Kobe ...
ElNono
01-20-2011, 02:35 PM
What do you mean admits the truth ...anyone with a brain knows this!
however Pau couldnt win a playoff game without Odom ...
fify
:lol
jjktkk
01-20-2011, 02:38 PM
What do you mean admits the truth ...anyone with a brain knows this!
Blessings, and history are gonna be pissed that a fellow Laker fan is calling them out. :lol
TheMACHINE
01-20-2011, 03:28 PM
This thread is disgusting. :lol
http://i861.photobucket.com/albums/ab177/LMAOxROFL/884394643.jpg
Yes!!! A Lakers fan finally admits the truth!!! :lol
KK81 seems to be afflicted with objectivity and truth. Rare disease around here, maybe it spreads.
Venti Quattro
01-20-2011, 11:21 PM
When I look back and re-watch Shannon Brown's horrendous performance last night, yeah I miss Sasha
IronMexican
01-21-2011, 12:05 AM
So, why did mid take an ELE if he's too much of a pussy to actually go through with it?
Venti Quattro
01-21-2011, 12:06 AM
So, why did mid take an ELE if he's too much of a pussy to actually go through with it?
You're a Mexican fat beaner Laker fan. You don't have a right to say anything to Mid who's a white So Cal Spurs fan.
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