My Ideal Fivesome

[PM5K]

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Emily Blunt
Emily Deschanel
Zooey Deschanel
Katy Perry

It occurred to me that the sisters might not be interested in the five some, but then reality hit me and I realized that none of them would be so it doesn't matter that two are sisters.

[mrsmaalox]

You could cancel one of the sisters and add yourself to the mix....:eyebrows

[PM5K]

You could cancel one of the sisters and add yourself to the mix....:eyebrows

Yeah I meant to put fivesome. No way I'd cancel either of the sisters.

[ohmwrecker]

Katy Perry is kind of like a retarded Zooey Deschanel with big tits.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

So that's what you name your fingers. Cool story, broseph :tu

[monosylab1k]

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Emily Blunt
Emily Deschanel
Zooey Deschanel
Katy Perry

It occurred to me that the sisters might not be interested in the five some, but then reality hit me and I realized that none of them would be so it doesn't matter that two are sisters.

:tu

I could probably live with that too (crofl). actually take out katy perry and put in alison brie and then I'd accept their fivesome request.

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[Viva Las Espuelas]

Sexsome

[ohmwrecker]

Not a lot of variety going on here . . .

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Not a lot of variety going on here . . .

Pretty much.

[mrsmaalox]

Seems like it would be a bit anti-climactic to do them all at once. Maybe you should space them out individually over 4 days, that way you could concentrate on each one's individual attributes. That's what I would do with my ideal 4 ;)

[PM5K]

Not a lot of variety going on here . . .

That's kind of the actual point of the thread. I think it's funny that they all pretty much look the same. Emily looks different in that her hair is a different color and she's older, but because she's Zooey's sister, they share a lot of similarities.

If a guy can have a fantasy about twins, why can't I have four girls that basically look the same?

lol

[redzero]

Katy Perry is kind of like a retarded Zooey Deschanel with big tits.

Sounds all right to me.

[Bukefal]

Katy looks more like Zooey's sister than her real sister :lol

http://lookliker.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/zoey-deschanel-katy-perry.jpg


Anyway, zooey has one of the most beautiful voices ever :king

[ALVAREZ6]

At that point, with those ladies, a 5some is no better than a 3some...I'd be nutting before I'm even done with the first.

[MaNuMaNiAc]

At that point, with those ladies, a 5some is no better than a 3some...I'd be nutting before I'm even done with the first.

:lol ain't that the truth

[Viva Las Espuelas]

At that point, with those ladies, a 5some is no better than a 3some...I'd be nutting before I'm even done with the first.

Work the kegels, brah.

[CubanSucks]

Emily Blunt ftw, imo. I'd cream my guts out the moment she looks at me tbh









Anyway, zooey has one of the most annoying voices ever

fify. Don't tell me you're one of those douchecanoes who actually liked those singing scenes in Elf

[CubanSucks]

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[IronMexican]

At that point, with those ladies, a 5some is no better than a 3some...I'd be nutting before I'm even done with the first.

This is why I feel anything more than 2 is overrated. I'd take 1, finish, call the next one in 20 minutes later, and repeat.

[z0sa]

At that point, with those ladies, a 5some is no better than a 3some...I'd be nutting before I'm even done with the first.

i'd be dead from a heart attack if this actually happened. either before, or during, but at some point, my heart would stop.

[Trainwreck2100]

did you guys know zoey duschanel is in a shitty ass singing group?

[PM5K]

did you guys know zoey duschanel is in a shitty ass singing group?

I like the way she sings, at least in Yes Man.

[Bukefal]

fify. Don't tell me you're one of those douchecanoes who actually liked those singing scenes in Elf

I don't know, I haven't seen that. But I like her voice when she talks.

[CubanSucks]

I don't know, I haven't seen that. But I like her voice when she talks.

:tu I can agree with that. I just think some voices don't translate to singing very well

[DesignatedT]

I like the way she sings, at least in Yes Man.

:lol robot music

[ohmwrecker]

WpiyNxLfWAo

[BlackSwordsMan]

terrible

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I like the way she sings, at least in Yes Man.

Her yes man song in the closing credits was the first song i really liked her voice.

[I. Hustle]

All I need is Zooey two gallons of milk three boxes of capn crunch a tuxedo shirt and twelve rubber ducks

[Viva Las Espuelas]

and a comma?

[I. Hustle]

and a comma?

I am posting from my phone. Pasame una quebrada guey

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:lol

[lebomb]

My ideal 5 some................


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_esDdzwZXlWs/TMuwwVMzziI/AAAAAAAABNo/5AcbRylW74k/s1600/Sofia+Vergara.jpg

http://turbo.indyposted.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Kim-Kardashian1.jpg

http://correct-weight-loss.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/salma-hayek-hot-photo.jpg

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:hat ................... damn I could have some fun.

[Darrin]

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[Leetonidas]

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:lmao what is this, a 12 year old Seth Rogen?

[Leetonidas]

I'll pass on them.

Well you are a faggot so passing on a chance to have sex with five hot white women doesn't surprise me

[Bukefal]

Sextet though :king

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[Big Worm]

Now I like this drive for five!

[TDMVPDPOY]

5x ashlynn brooke

[mrsmaalox]

It's interesting; you guys really have a "type" don't you? I guess I've always fallen for the generalization that men get bored real fast unless they have variety.

[Tinystarz]

lol you guys are all talk.

[Jerome]

It's interesting; you guys really have a "type" don't you? I guess I've always fallen for the generalization that men get bored real fast unless they have variety.

Variety is the spice of life!

[Cry Havoc]

1. http://www.collider.com/wp-content/uploads/olivia_wilde_image_6_.jpg

2. http://cdn.uproxx.com/media/images/131/131_3fb21e61e2b4e8a6659924e28363687e.jpg

3. http://www.eatliver.com/img/2008/2781.jpg

4. http://imstars.aufeminin.com/stars/fan/scarlett-johansson/scarlett-johansson-20060306-113739.jpg


Minka Kelly has to be up there too... and Bar Refaeli.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

men get bored real fast unless they have variety.
Nope. Maybe within the woman.

[BlairForceDejuan]

My ideal 5 some................


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_esDdzwZXlWs/TMuwwVMzziI/AAAAAAAABNo/5AcbRylW74k/s1600/Sofia+Vergara.jpg

http://turbo.indyposted.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Kim-Kardashian1.jpg

http://correct-weight-loss.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/salma-hayek-hot-photo.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_3IfqL9DOqoo/SSXHw4c1mEI/AAAAAAAAEVg/MeejowhY3zU/s400/rosario-dawson-picture-7.jpg


:hat ................... damn I could have some fun.

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[spurs_fan_in_exile]

5x ashlynn brooke

While I fully support a ban on human cloning I do think that TDMVPWTFBBQ raises a practical point. These celebs are good looking and nailing them would certainly be something worth bragging about, however there's really no way of knowing if they are any good in bed. I hate to cast aspersions on these fine ladies' characters but really the system is set up that there's no real incentive for them to give it their all in the sack. Is any guy going to rush to his buddies and say, "Dude, I just nailed Salma Hayek, but honestly? She wasn't that great." Even if it's a lackluster time every guy is going to rush to his buddies and scream, "DUDE, I JUST NAILED SALMA HAYEK! SALMA FUCKING HAYEK! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Afterwards he would likely have a t-shirt with those exact words printed up to commemorate the event.

Just from a skill standpoint, it would pay to have a pornstar ringer on the team. On top of that (and hopefully on top of you) is the fact that we're getting into pretty specialized stuff with a fiveway going on. This ain't fantasy basketball where you can just grab a bunch of all stars and make it work. As the sportwriters and Lance Armstrong's oncologist always say, "There's only one ball to go around." Even if Katherine Heigl was terrific in bed in a one on one situation there's no accounting for team chemistry.

In other words, you're gonna need role players, girls whose skills complement the others. You can't have 4 dirty talkers or they'll drown each other out. And you could put together 4 of the best BJ artists in the world and you're still only have one piece of meat for them to show off their skills on. And just like any scout or GM would when it's time to build a championship team the best thing to do is to watch as much film of the prospects in action. Keep your superstar celebrity chick, that's fine. Just remember that while she's riding your junk it wouldn't hurt to have a couple of chicks who are just as comfortable doing a bunch of freaky stuff to each other and let you watch as you bone Jessica Alba.

And finally, as any Spurs fan who has played the "four rings, bitches" card can tell you: experience counts for a lot. You need proven whores who have been in gangbangs before. Unless you're into gagging bitches, no one likes a choker.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

"proven whores" :lmao
Nice one :toast

[CosmicCowboy]

Emily Blunt
Emily Deschanel
Zooey Deschanel
Katy Perry

Well, that takes care of your 4 fingers...

Who did you name your thumb after?

[tp2021]

I'd rather bang two hot celebrity bitches twice seperately than 4 of them once all together, but maybe thats just me. I'll take Salma Hayek and Marisa Miller.

[phxspurfan]

Haha, I like the parallel to fantasy sports. Makes you look at this whole fivesome thing in a whole new way

[phxspurfan]

For instance...

Small Forward/swing girl: Lady Gaga
Power Forward/back to the basket: J-Lo
Center: Lisa Leslie
Shooting Guard: Angelina Jolie
PG: Bridget the Midget

[AmericanPsycho]

Sarah Sashi, Meagan Good, Salma Hayek, Scarlett Johanson, Adriana Lima.

[CuckingFunt]

Sarah Shahi, Scarlett Johansson, Rosario Dawson, and Angelina Jolie circa 1998-2002.

[Ryvin1]

While I fully support a ban on human cloning I do think that TDMVPWTFBBQ raises a practical point. These celebs are good looking and nailing them would certainly be something worth bragging about, however there's really no way of knowing if they are any good in bed. I hate to cast aspersions on these fine ladies' characters but really the system is set up that there's no real incentive for them to give it their all in the sack. Is any guy going to rush to his buddies and say, "Dude, I just nailed Salma Hayek, but honestly? She wasn't that great." Even if it's a lackluster time every guy is going to rush to his buddies and scream, "DUDE, I JUST NAILED SALMA HAYEK! SALMA FUCKING HAYEK! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Afterwards he would likely have a t-shirt with those exact words printed up to commemorate the event.

Just from a skill standpoint, it would pay to have a pornstar ringer on the team. On top of that (and hopefully on top of you) is the fact that we're getting into pretty specialized stuff with a fiveway going on. This ain't fantasy basketball where you can just grab a bunch of all stars and make it work. As the sportwriters and Lance Armstrong's oncologist always say, "There's only one ball to go around." Even if Katherine Heigl was terrific in bed in a one on one situation there's no accounting for team chemistry.

In other words, you're gonna need role players, girls whose skills complement the others. You can't have 4 dirty talkers or they'll drown each other out. And you could put together 4 of the best BJ artists in the world and you're still only have one piece of meat for them to show off their skills on. And just like any scout or GM would when it's time to build a championship team the best thing to do is to watch as much film of the prospects in action. Keep your superstar celebrity chick, that's fine. Just remember that while she's riding your junk it wouldn't hurt to have a couple of chicks who are just as comfortable doing a bunch of freaky stuff to each other and let you watch as you bone Jessica Alba.

And finally, as any Spurs fan who has played the "four rings, bitches" card can tell you: experience counts for a lot. You need proven whores who have been in gangbangs before. Unless you're into gagging bitches, no one likes a choker.

You sir are awesome.. that is too funny.


You could put together 4 of the best BJ artists in the world and you're still only have one piece of meat for them to show off their skills on.

I don't know about 4, but 3 is very doable. :hat

[ALVAREZ6]

lol, a literal center

[CubanSucks]

give me all the Victoria's Secret angels please :wakeup

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Sarah Shahi, Scarlett Johansson, Rosario Dawson, and Angelina Jolie circa 1998-2002.

I'm really liking this pick by Funt. We're talking Celebrity Fivewave HOFer right there, maybe even GOAT. If Tim Duncan had an analog in the Celebrity Gangbang Universe it would be Jolie. Let's break this down:

-The standard prerequisites are there. Famous, talented, super hot especially all toned up for the Tomb Raider movies. Definitely a "must brag to everyone I know about this" caliber babe.

-History of bisexuality. This elevates her to Franchise status here. You're going to get quality effort on both sides of the balls from her. I won't even bother with the obvious "inside-out" game.

-Recruitment. This is where it gets interesting. Just as a Spurs fan probably never thought the day would come that Robert Horry would be in a Spurs jersey, she opens up some possibly unexpected veteran possibilities. This is highly unscientific but back in this time frame whenever you heard women talk about women they thought were hot or "would go gay for" about 70% Angelina's name was on that list. So now you could land some of the ladies that probably got you through puberty who maybe aren't making Top 10 Lists anymore but still have some hotness to offer, assuming that 70% figure extends to female celebs. This is the exact sort of woman you need to land a post-Willis, pre-Kutcher Demi Moore type. Experienced, still with plenty of game left, coming out of a relationship, possibly looking for something a little different and probably someone who you vowed you'd nail back in your teen years.

-And last but not least, all the great ones have that certain edge that makes them the great ones. With athletes we call it drive or heart or intanglibles or whatever. With chicks that you hope will do some freaky shit with you we call these "Daddy issues."

[phxspurfan]

If Tim Duncan had an analog in the Celebrity Gangbang Universe


You're going to get quality effort on both sides of the balls from her.


And last but not least, all the great ones have that certain edge that makes them the great ones. With athletes we call it drive or heart or intanglibles or whatever. With chicks that you hope will do some freaky shit with you we call these "Daddy issues."

/thread :lobt2:

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