the continued greatness of McDonalds

[Blake]

I stopped in to use the restroom at McD's this morning.

Walked up to the only urinal and holy shit.....someone had dropped a deuce in there.

Luckily, the one regular stall was open. As I finished and started washing my hands, several questions came to mind....

1) why? was it a prank or was the stall occupied and the dude had to go so bad and just could not wait any longer? was the dude mentally challenged?

2) if it wasn't a prank, how did he manage to do it? the urinal is mostly parallel with the wall, leaving the narrowest of room between the wall and the tiny basin where he left the load.

3) there were only air dryers in this restroom.......what did he wipe with?


just weird, had to share.

[JudynTX]

:lol Please stop going to Mickey D's. Everytime you go there, you have a bad experience.

[Fpoonsie]

:lol

That actually happened to me in a Wallgreen's. The bathroom was actually locked up and an employee had to put a code in to open the door, so they were VERY aware who they let in.

The problem was, I actually had to drop a deuce, TOO, and after a 9-10 minute lapse, I finished up, walked out of the stall, and that's when I noticed the huge pile in the urinal. At that point, I was unsure of what to do. Do I pull an employee aside and make them aware of the situation, and that I had nothing to do with it? Or do I simply slip out, knowing I'd never see these people again?

I opted for option C, which was to accidentally bump into an Wallgreen's employee, awkwardly stammer "The...uh...there's something...bathroom" and then briskly walk out...

In retrospect, I prolly shoulda just held it.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Someone spread their butt cheeks and took a giant duke in the urinal, mmmmmkay. rofl rofl

[baseline bum]

It was probably the assistant manager.

[lebomb]

*hangs head* .............. I confess, it was me. I got confused like when I tried to figure out Inception. :depressed

[mrsmaalox]

My mom and I once saw a lady from Mexico sit her kids on a sink to pee in Dillard's. All the stalls were open. I guess it was for her own convenience since all she had to do was turn the faucet and splash water on the kids' butts afterward. My mom blew a gasket and bitched her up one and down the other :lol So afterwards I was ribbing my mom about it and she said "THEY do that kind of thing all the time!" I guess she meant people from Mexico :lol

[oh crap]

So afterwards I was ribbing my mom about it and she said "THEY do that kind of thing all the time!" I guess she meant people from Mexico :lol

sounds like a classy lady :rolleyes but i guess you're right, you can't go anywhere without seeing those dirty spics shitting in the public restroom sinks

[mrsmaalox]

sounds like a classy lady :rolleyes but i guess you're right, you can't go anywhere without seeing those dirty spics shitting in the public restroom sinks

At least classy enough not to let her kids shit in sinks! :toast

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Or call them spics

[mrsmaalox]

Or call them spics

:lol Hell I don't even know if she was talking about people from Mexico, she said "they". I suppose she could have meant "women with children" but she tends to say some pretty crazy shit sometimes, so I usually just laugh and tease her about it.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

That post was directed towards oh crap. :)

[mrsmaalox]

That post was directed towards oh crap. :)

Oh I know. Just adding my $0.02 :)

[Blake]

lmao always eating at mcdonalds, mmmm failure food :lol

Can't really argue with that too much. $1 burgers and freaky chicken nuggets made of many different ingredients have to be ungood for you.

However, the fruit filled oatmeal and coffee are hot, fast and inexpensive....great on a cold morning like this :tu

[Grey Spurfan]

:lol So afterwards I was ribbing my mom about it and she said "THEY do that kind of thing all the time!" I guess she meant people from Mexico :lol


Racism is HIL-ARIOUS! :lmao

[TDMVPDPOY]

wtf taks a dump in a urinal? lame

[bus driver]

someone must of ate the mc rib.

[Strike]

My mom and I once saw a lady from Mexico sit her kids on a sink to pee in Dillard's. All the stalls were open. I guess it was for her own convenience since all she had to do was turn the faucet and splash water on the kids' butts afterward. My mom blew a gasket and bitched her up one and down the other :lol So afterwards I was ribbing my mom about it and she said "THEY do that kind of thing all the time!" I guess she meant people from Mexico :lol

http://images.buddytv.com/articles/drawn-together/images/spanky-ham.jpg
I LOVE RACISM!!!

[mrsmaalox]

Damn, I'm fucking floored that I'm the only one here whose parents have ever said dumb things. Who knew?

[crc21209]

Maybe they didnt make it to the stall in time...:lol

[mojorizen7]

He should've just shit on the floor.....that way the employee wouldn't have to actually put gloves on and grab the fucking thing when he cleaned it up.

Dust pans dont fit into urinals.