Man killed by own cock

[IronMaxipad]

A Bengali man has reportedly suffered a gruesome demise after he pushed his metal-enhanced cock that bit too far.

Singrai Soren, a trainer of fighting roosters, was killed in Mohanpur in West Bengal after one of his birds apparently turned on him, the Daily Mail soberly relates.

According to a friend, Soren forced the cockerel - whose legs were tooled up with razor blades - back into the ring to fight as it repeatedly tried to get away.

"This upset it, and it attacked Soren," said the friend.

The man's throat was slit in the struggle. The whereabouts of the killer cock are unknown, but it is thought that another trainer has bagged it. The bird had won four fights prior to its deadly attack.

Police are looking for the black and red feathered beast.

A lesson for all, we can surely agree, who are too pushy with birds. All further puns, moral outrage etc to the usual address.

LINK (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/01/21/man_bird_death/)

[Viva Las Espuelas]

If only he had a gun :reading

[I. Hustle]

Sometimes mine gets unruly but I just choke it back into submission

[man on wire]

Shoulda cockblocked.

[mrsmaalox]

I've come across some pretty unruly ones myself.

[peewee's_lovechild]

This is my kind of thread.

[peewee's_lovechild]

My cock likes to stab too!

[peewee's_lovechild]

When my cock is out of control I have hot girls eat it!

[peewee's_lovechild]

also, boobs.

[peewee's_lovechild]

Lots of chicks fight over my cock too!

[peewee's_lovechild]

My cock will fight back and spit at me, but then he goes limp pretty quick afterwards

[RandomGuy]

Sounds like another cock and bull story...

[RandomGuy]

The guy was probably cock-eyed.

[Blake]

that cock owner was a dick

[Smart Ass]

Must of had some big balls to go after the handler.

[The Reckoning]

my cock is always up in the morning before i am. sometimes i have to pet the pecker so he'll calm down.

[rascal]

Live by the sword, die by the sword.

[BlackSwordsMan]

Who hasn't been attacked by a living creature with her cock in her hand while simultaneously clutching her breasts and wildly swinging a razor blade at you at 4:30 am?

[Chachachango]

You gotta be careful with them cocks. Once when I was a kid a cock poke me in my eye.

[I. Hustle]

The last time my cock and money came together I got crabs

[v2freak]

Jokes aside, he had it comin'

[PublicOption]

this girl would even see the cock.

http://www.videobash.com/video_show/banned-commercial-for-glasses-7514

[Summers]

Sometimes you get the cock. Sometimes the cock gets you.

[Cyrano]

http://www.seriouseats.com/images/20080509_ChickenFight.jpg


ARTIST'S RENDITION

[Blake]

Sometimes you get the cock. Sometimes the cock gets you.

huh...so there have been times that RG has gotten the cock?

not judging, just find it interesting.

[RandomGuy]

huh...so there have been times that RG has gotten the cock?

not judging, just find it interesting.

Hey man, you can't go off half-cocked and making assumptions here.

[Summers]

To my knowledge RG has never gotten the cock.

[I. Hustle]

If I kept my cock caged up, armed it with razor blades and then asked it to go one on one with another cock I would expect nothing less.