LOL Lakers

[Kori Ellis]

:lol @ losing to the Kings
:lol @ Kobe's 21 points first quarter
:lol @ Pau getting owned by Cousins
:lol @ 7 games back
:lol @ Laker fans thinking they run SpursTalk
:lol @ lakaluva, Kool and Giuseppe

Cue Laker fans...

"Regular season doesn't matter."
"Championships aren't won in January."
"Lakers are obviously coasting."
"Wait 'til June."
"At least the Lakers can repeat unlike the Spurs."

:cry :cry :cry

[DMC]

You forgot:

Kobe 5

Duncan 4

[crc21209]

:lol @ losing to the Kings
:lol @ Kobe's 21 points first quarter
:lol @ Pau getting owned by Cousins
:lol @ 7 games back
:lol @ Laker fans thinking they run SpursTalk
:lol @ lakaluva, Kool and Giuseppe

Cue Laker fans...

"Regular season doesn't matter."
"Championships aren't won in January."
"Lakers are obviously coasting."
"Wait 'til June."
"At least the Lakers can repeat unlike the Spurs."

:cry :cry :cry

:toast

[awktalk]

Who hacked Kori's account?

[CubanMustGo]

LOL "Clutch" Kobe

01:53 Bryant Jump Shot: Missed
01:13 Bryant 3pt Shot: Missed
00:32.3 Bryant Free Throw 1 of 2 (37 PTS)
00:32.3 Bryant Free Throw 2 of 2 (38 PTS)
00:20.9 Bryant 3pt Shot: Missed
00:08.9 Bryant 3pt Shot: Missed
00:02.1 Bryant 3pt Shot: Missed

[MiamiHeat]

Lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

lol kobe 27 shots and lakers lose

[redzero]

That's raising the bar right there.

[ElNono]

:lol Lakerfans trolled by Kori :lmao

[Venti Quattro]

Lol you know you are terrible when Kori trolls you

[awktalk]

Sucktown scored 15 in the 4th and only 41 in the 2nd half, yet the Lakers can't take advantage. They had it to 4 with 2:00 to go, and failed miserably. Can't wait for Thursday!!!:flag::flag::flag:

[Venti Quattro]

Hey sweetie, how you doing? Is that an invite to a quadsome? I'm down like four flat tires with that shit.

Hey please get your wife off the computer. She's trolling us after a bad loss :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry

[Kori Ellis]

LOL "Clutch" Kobe

01:53 Bryant Jump Shot: Missed
01:13 Bryant 3pt Shot: Missed
00:32.3 Bryant Free Throw 1 of 2 (37 PTS)
00:32.3 Bryant Free Throw 2 of 2 (38 PTS)
00:20.9 Bryant 3pt Shot: Missed
00:08.9 Bryant 3pt Shot: Missed
00:02.1 Bryant 3pt Shot: Missed

:toast

At least he hit his FTs, I guess.

[ezau]

Kori doesn't dig South Asians like you Luva. Hey wait...

[awktalk]

:lol Lakerfans trolled by Kori :lmao

It's a Friday night. Spurs were off. I'm sure she's into her 3rd bottle of merlot or pinor noir

[Killakobe81]

:lol @ losing to the Kings
:lol @ Kobe's 21 points first quarter
:lol @ Pau getting owned by Cousins
:lol @ 7 games back
:lol @ Laker fans thinking they run SpursTalk
:lol @ lakaluva, Kool and Giuseppe

Cue Laker fans...

"Regular season doesn't matter."
"Championships aren't won in January."
"Lakers are obviously coasting."
"Wait 'til June."
"At least the Lakers can repeat unlike the Spurs."

:cry :cry :cry

LOL Kori that is funny ...but you are BETTER than that.
I will bump this come playoff time ...thanks for blessing us cellar dwellers with your presence! :king

[Kori Ellis]

It's a Friday night. Spurs were off. I'm sure she's into her 3rd bottle of merlot or pinor noir

:lol I haven't consumed alcohol in years, but I am having coffee (which is an extreme rarity.)

[Kori Ellis]

LOL Kori that is funny ...but you are BETTER than that.
I will bump this come playoff time ...thanks for blessing us cellar dwellers with your presence! :king

"Wait 'til June."

[CubanMustGo]

LOL @ LakerFan overconfidence

http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/9360/1292011123511am.jpg

[Killakobe81]

BTW we learned this behavior from the spurs ... it' only: November, december, January etc.

Is translated to: "Regular season doesnt matter" in the Laker language ... LOL

[Jelloisjigglin]

:lol It was definitely an embarrassing loss. Classic trap game.

[ChumpDumper]

Hey sweetie, how you doing? Is that an invite to a quadsome? I'm down like four flat tires with that shit.The more men, the better for you, eh?

[awktalk]

:lol It was definitely an embarrassing loss. Classic trap game.

What's embarrassing about losing to the worst team in the West? At home? Fully healthy? Under the spotlight?

I am going to cook a ham on Thursday, I'm ready for a feast.

[Killakobe81]

"Wait 'til June."

June. playoffs will end for yall in May ...
There will be plenty of bitching and belly-aching about Media Kobe slobbin' by june ...

[ChumpDumper]

I knew your were coming. It was either you or DPG. The protectors of everything Kori.:lmaoLooks like you need protection if you are going to have sex with two other guys.

[Kori Ellis]

I knew your were coming. It was either you or DPG. The protectors of everything Kori.:lmao

Well DPG is my nephew.

[SAtown]

I like chunky chics for a whole list of reasons.

Lemme guess, they're easier to talk to for a douche like you that spends his entire time on the internet, right?

[ElNono]

:lol Lakeshow crowned by the Kings... way to celebrate Kobe's special
night :lmao

[ElNono]

Hakeem bowed down, regardless.

Looks like he wasn't the only one :lol

[SourCandy]

:depressed

[Jt.ONE]

Well DPG is my nephew.


i could have sworn he claimed he was your son somewhere...

[hater]

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

fucking lakers

sorry ass squad

:lol

[Kori Ellis]

i could have sworn he claimed he was your son somewhere...

I know, but he's actually my nephew.

[DMC]

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

fucking lakers

sorry ass squad

:lol

Don't hate.. wait... nm.

[Brutalis]

Who hacked Kori's account?

Kori smack is rare but always rich.

[hater]

:lmao

losing to the Sacramento Queens

in LA :lol

[ChumpDumper]

I'm out. I'll be taking this private with Kori. Don't be asking her what we talked about, either. Later homo.:kingYou're the one having sex with two male lakerfans. :sequ

[Koolaid_Man]

Well DPG is my nephew.


Typo? You meant your niece...

[hater]

:lmao Cousins abusing Bydumb

:lmao Mr. Kardashian 4 pts

[Killakobe81]

Thursday we take it back to the westside connect, NWA and DPG, Gfunk era ...we just need to handle the Celts first ...

[Banzai]

Just a night when a team with a bad record overachieves. Lakers played like shit no doubt.

[hater]

LMAO even wining on thursday doesn't erase the misery of losing to the Queens at home

[hater]

:rollin

rookie lazy ass cousins raping the Lakers frontline

[ElNono]

When I first came here, you guys had a wailing wall for the Kings. Now that I've taken over and the NBA forum have been re-named after me in my honor, there is no need for that dead forum. The Pistons section is next to fall.

:lol What are you raging about?
You just got clowned by the worst team in the West at home, and already threw two of your guys under the bus before the game was even over...

Just take a cold shower and go to sleep :lol

[Kori Ellis]

Hey, why does that corn have Sequ's name by it?


Just a few of the reasons:

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?p=209418&highlight=corn#post209418

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?p=256154&highlight=corn#post256154

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?p=373024&highlight=corn#post373024

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?p=536809&highlight=corn#post536809

[Banzai]

Oh well on to Sunday.

[awktalk]

It just takes a real man to bring it out of her, that's all. You pussies wouldn't know how to hit that rich spot, which is why there's such a lack of humor from this chic. You know what they say, when a man makes a woman laugh, she's easy pickings soon after.

You remind me of my pedo uncle

[ElNono]

I've never been a Pau or Bynum supporter. Unlike you, I won't praise a 7fter that cant average 10 boards. I dont give a shit how limited his minutes are.

:lol Flippin' faster than a skank's underwear

[Banzai]

06-07 season..Lakers record is a fluke...should probably be worse than it is.

[LnGrrrR]

Everybody has a fetish, ez. What's yours? I like chunky chics for a whole list of reasons.

I'm guessing the main reason is that those are the only ones that will sleep with you, amirite? :lol

[Koolaid_Man]

:lol @ losing to the Kings
:lol @ Kobe's 21 points first quarter
:lol @ Pau getting owned by Cousins
:lol @ 7 games back
:lol @ Laker fans thinking they run SpursTalk
:lol @ lakaluva, Kool and Giuseppe

Cue Laker fans...

"Regular season doesn't matter."
"Championships aren't won in January."
"Lakers are obviously coasting."
"Wait 'til June."
"At least the Lakers can repeat unlike the Spurs."

:cry :cry :cry

ohh quite the contrary sweetie you know Kool better than that...now tell your niece to cover his eyes...this too adult for him... even in the midst of such betrayal from you I won't turn against you...

I can just picture you sitting on your Chenille Sofa with designer Koolaid red silk slippers on... Rocking a baby doll negligee, sheer; trimmed with a pink fishnet lace underneath... smelling good...brunette hair tea tree washed ; rolled up supported by 2 Polynesian hair pens...sipping on your coffee and nibbling on crumpets...waiting and wondering what Koolaid gonna type next...:married:

win, lose, or draw them niggas are there for my entertainment...:lol

[ElNono]

Blake is solid. He's a system guy, and we're a system team. I think we got the steal of the off season for three years straight... Ariza, Artest, now Blake.

:lol flipping faster than burgers at McD

[awktalk]

Now this should have it's own thread, but this will suffice.

Ok, do I remind you of him because he made you feel a certain way after all of the fondling? Or was the whispering in the ear just so neurotic, that it just felt like you were being fondled? We're all family here, tell us how I remind you of your uncle that played with you?

Have you ever seen the movie Freeway? I'm Vanessa Lutz.

[ElNono]

I thought he had the goods. I admit when I'm wrong. I even created a thread doing so. Keep up, nono.

I'm not even gonna look up Pau or Bynum threads. I know I'll find them :lol

[Koolaid_Man]

Let me tell you something. If I'm ever flat out on my ass, and my luck has dried up. I'll just do what you did. Find a lil hole in the wall Cantina, and over-tip the bar maid. If you got a wife out of it, surely I can get laid.


gotdam Luva I wouldn't wanna fuck with you...you know how emotional Lng can get...:lol

He's even teaching his boy the ways on whining::lmao Listen to how he talks to his son in this clip...

VVLnwFclg10

[TE]

:lol

[Kori Ellis]

:lol DPG isn't my son/neice/nephew. I was just playing around.

But the Triangle (lakaluva/Kool/Giuseppe) are unusual yet predictable.

[21_Dickings]

Let me tell you something. If I'm ever flat out on my ass, and my luck has dried up. I'll just do what you did. Find a lil hole in the wall Cantina, and over-tip the bar maid. If you got a wife out of it, surely I can get laid.

You're flat on your ass everytime you let one of those fat bitches of yours ride you.

[Koolaid_Man]

:lol DPG isn't my son/neice/nephew. I was just playing around.

But the Triangle (lakaluva/Kool/Giuseppe) are unusual yet predictable.

well...what else you expect a full red blooded American Negro male to say..I go to great lengths to please you Darling and predictable is not the word I was looking for in return...

Imma dedicate this to you Kori...all night and day...:toast

Bf4yHgXdjPY

[21_Dickings]

well...what else you expect a full red blooded American Negro male to say..I go to great lengths to please you Darling and predictable is not the word I was looking for in return...

Imma dedicate this to you Kori...all night and day...:toast

Bf4yHgXdjPY

Get off your fuckin' knees already.

[easy7]

I agree with luba, fat is where is at...you get more bounce to the ounce and more of what you bargained for.

[Koolaid_Man]

Get off your fuckin' knees already.

get off my fucking dick yesterday...

[21_Dickings]

get off my fucking dick yesterday...

Since your dick is perpetually covered by Lakaluva's rectum, it's impossible for anyone else to be on your dick.

Try again.

[jjktkk]

Timvp, luva, kool, damn how big is the Kori mansion?

[tdunk21]

:lmao

[LnGrrrR]

So you thinking that Kori has to be drunk to be sitting behind that pc thinking about me?

I figured all women would have to be some degree of drunk to think about you, yes. :lol

[LnGrrrR]

I'm out. I'll be taking this private with Kori. Don't be asking her what we talked about, either. Later homo.:king

Are you going to discuss the problems you and Kool are having in the bedroom? :lmao

[ChumpDumper]

I'm always on top, homie. I'd have it no other way. My house, my way!Even when you're having sex with two other men?

[LnGrrrR]

I can just picture you sitting on your Chenille Sofa with designer Koolaid red silk slippers on...


:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao


brunette hair tea tree washed ; rolled up supported by 2 Polynesian hair pens

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao


...sipping on your coffee and nibbling on crumpets...waiting and wondering what Koolaid gonna type next...:married:

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[LnGrrrR]

Let me tell you something. If I'm ever flat out on my ass, and my luck has dried up. I'll just do what you did. Find a lil hole in the wall Cantina, and over-tip the bar maid. If you got a wife out of it, surely I can get laid.

Wife smack! :tu Truly, an untrod path on this board. You, sir, must read the works of Robert Frost.

[LnGrrrR]

gotdam Luva I wouldn't wanna fuck with you...you know how emotional Lng can get...:lol

Says the man trying to seduce Kori :lmao :lmao :lmao

Picturing her nibbling on crumpets :lmao :lmao :lmao

Holy fuck Kool, did you wear your special whitewater life vest while you fapped it to your imagination of her? :lmao :lmao :lmao

[cobbler]

I know, but he's actually my nephew.

Wouldn't that make HarHo your niece in law then? :lol

[baseline bum]

Where was Abdul-Bynum tonight?

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Things are getting sloppy in the Ellis household. First Timvp lets his lakaluva troll secret identity slip, now Kori's doing the LOL posts without logging in as BUMP first. Or maybe they just don't give a fuck any more.

[phyzik]

Things are getting sloppy in the Ellis household. First Timvp lets his lakaluva troll secret identity slip, now Kori's doing the LOL posts without logging in as BUMP first. Or maybe they just don't give a fuck any more.

Kori turning out to be Bump would be :lmao

Not to say she isnt, just the thought of how much she pissed off this forum........ :rollin

Im sure TimVP is most of the trolls though.

[jjktkk]

Things are getting sloppy in the Ellis household. First Timvp lets his lakaluva troll secret identity slip, now Kori's doing the LOL posts without logging in as BUMP first. Or maybe they just don't give a fuck any more.

I'd hate to see the shrink bill. :lol

[Kori Ellis]

...

Im sure TimVP is most of the trolls though.

That seems to be the general consensus lately.

It's funny that people think he has so much spare time :lol

[DMX7]

well...what else you expect a full red blooded American Negro male to say..I go to great lengths to please you Darling and predictable is not the word I was looking for in return...

Imma dedicate this to you Kori...all night and day...:toast

Bf4yHgXdjPY

Is R. Kelly parodying himself? This guy has come along way from "I believe I can fly" and his Celine Dion duet "I'm your angel" to pissing on the face of his underage rape victims.

[benefactor]

lol cow town regulating plastic city.

[Ashy Larry]

brutal loss ...... the Skid Row Bums can come into Staples and compete against the Lakers

[Ashy Larry]

Where was Abdul-Bynum tonight?


getting mouthraped by Cousins

[Koolaid_Man]

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao



:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao



:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao


that shit wasn't funny at all...

[badfish22]

:lol Lakerfans trolled by Kori :lmao

:lol not a single lakerfan had posted at the time you said that.

[badfish22]

Kori turning out to be Bump would be :lmao

Not to say she isnt, just the thought of how much she pissed off this forum........ :rollin

Im sure TimVP is most of the trolls though.

tbh TimVP and Kori are every funny poster on this board. Even some of the not funny ones. Then to complete their trolls and hope no one becomes suspicious they make similarly named accounts on other forums and post there. They have over 2 million internet forum post to their name. They are truly Gods among men.

[badfish22]

I'll take credit for being the originator of the timvp is ______ shtick. I said it because it appeared someone took over posting duties as SpursDynasty after the original guy quit posting for quite some time..and something didn't seem quite the same when he returned. I still think timvp hijacked that account and kept it going.

Its not a shtick to some. They are just that far up the mods ass that they think they are the best trolls the internet has ever seen.

[DPG21920]

Laker fan better shape up and stop spamming Kori's thread. Final warning.

Also, how mad are yall that Kori and I are related :lol, it's like you just found out the girl you loved was already married or something.

Put it this way, as long as I'm around, NO Laker fan touches my sister/aunt/mom.

[BlackSwordsMan]

I'm Giuseppe isn't here to witness this. It would break his heart.

[LnGrrrR]

that shit wasn't funny at all...

Nibbling on crumpets :lmao

Custom Koolaid slippers :lmao

[DPG21920]

I'm Giuseppe isn't here to witness this. It would break his heart.

The Extinction took care of that already.

He'll never rise again.

[lefty]

The NBA Hornets or Jerry West will bail the Lakers out before the trade deadline

[BlackSwordsMan]

I hope *

[FkLA]

Hey sweetie, how you doing? Is that an invite to a quadsome? I'm down like four flat tires with that shit.

try foursome you retarded, math-challenged paki

makes sense thatt u failed calculus tbh

[4>0rings]

:lol I haven't consumed alcohol in years, but I am having coffee (which is an extreme rarity.)
When you all had the get togethers, there was no alcohol consumed?

[100%duncan]

lol kori talking trash

[21_Blessings]

:lol What are you raging about?
You just got clowned by the worst team in the West at home, and already threw two of your guys under the bus before the game was even over...

Just take a cold shower and go to sleep :lol

Enjoy your NB:lol Forum vaction, ElN. See ya in the Geek Zone.

[ElNono]

Enjoy your NB:lol Forum vaction, ElN. See ya in the Geek Zone.

:lol talking smack your team can't back up. Ask Culbert how that go.
I'm just doing this forum a favor by getting rid of the official Bynum apologist for a month :lol

[ElNono]

bump :lol

[benefactor]

lol coasting

[Kori Ellis]

Laker Fan Friday Night: "It was a trap game. Lakers were looking toward the Celtics."

Laker Fan Sunday Afternoon: "I frickin' said Championships aren't won in January. Lakers are just coasting."

[Kori Ellis]

When you all had the get togethers, there was no alcohol consumed?

I haven't had a get-together since '08 (but yes, people drank there.)

[MavFan6488]

this thread should be stickied

[Muser]

lol Artest 1-10
lol bynum sodomized by big baby

[ohmwrecker]

Phil should just go ahead and retire now.

[DieHardSpursFan1537]

LOL "Clutch" Kobe

01:53 Bryant Jump Shot: Missed
01:13 Bryant 3pt Shot: Missed
00:32.3 Bryant Free Throw 1 of 2 (37 PTS)
00:32.3 Bryant Free Throw 2 of 2 (38 PTS)
00:20.9 Bryant 3pt Shot: Missed
00:08.9 Bryant 3pt Shot: Missed
00:02.1 Bryant 3pt Shot: Missed
I can tell Phil Jackson is going to start talking trash about Kobe again.

[Venti Quattro]

I can tell Phil Jackson is going to start talking trash about Kobe again.

Yeah, he should trash talk the ONLY player who was not afraid to go against the Celtics this afternoon.

[Cessation]

These Lakers are worse than I imagined, Spurs will curbstomp them with ease.

[UnWantedTheory]

.

[TampaDude]

Smells like NO THREEPEAT for the Lakers... :lmao

[Stringer_Bell]

Smells like NO THREEPEAT for the Lakers... :lmao

That's strange, it's the same smell as buttsex. The Fakers getting the royal treatment from the Kings and the Celts, who is next in line - the Rockets? :wow

[pauls931]

My team sucks, but I wouldn't have it any other way. Boston crumbles and loses to an inferior Suns team, then turns around and curbstombs LA.:rollin

[jestersmash]

http://img812.imageshack.us/img812/1623/kingsf.jpg

[Roger Freemason Jr.]

Hey sweetie, how you doing? Is that an invite to a quadsome? I'm down like four flat tires with that shit.

Why would she be interested in seeing a three way gay buttfuck? I beat you'd be the "lucky pierre" wouldn't you?

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

Gay avatar bro

[DMC]

LOL again...

[ElNono]

:lol

[peskypesky]

http://i970.photobucket.com/albums/ae181/peskypesky1/miscellaneous/98875090.jpg

[Kori Ellis]

:lol @ Black Mamba movie
:lol @ coasting
:lol @ "It's only January"
:lol @ "Now, it's only February"
:lol @ 7 1/2 games back
:lol @ tree of woe

[jag]

Classic thread

[silverblk mystix]

LOL Magic Johnson
M-my
A-ass
G-got
I-infected
C-coach
:lmao

Jerry West...lakers old...

Bitch Cuntshak...trade


Phil Jackson...open for business...:lmao:lmao:lmao

Kobe-bone-on-bone-Cryant
:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[peskypesky]

http://i970.photobucket.com/albums/ae181/peskypesky1/miscellaneous/richard-jefferson.jpg

[ElNono]

:lol @ Black Mamba movie
:lol @ coasting
:lol @ "It's only January"
:lol @ "Now, it's only February"
:lol @ 7 1/2 games back
:lol @ tree of woe

:lmao

[DMC]

I thought it was Bitch Cupcake.

[BoricuaCJA]

:lmao:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin:ro llin:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin:rol lin:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin:roll in

[cheguevara]

http://img833.imageshack.us/img833/5100/235668489.gif

[BoricuaCJA]

http://img833.imageshack.us/img833/5100/235668489.gif
I love how the score changes. Its like we cheated some how and changed the score. lol

[ALVAREZ6]

hahahahahahahahhahaha


i dont know how i missed this

[ALVAREZ6]

Lol @ trying really hard this game instead of "coast mode"


lol @ fisher checked parker to the ground on way to basket and bitching that it was a foul

lol @ pau being the biggest faggot pussy in the league

lol @ kobe doin' work...to no avail

lol @ beating lakers in la despite horrendous officiating

lol @ stern trying to fix game...to no avail

lol @ loling @ retard lakers

lol @ artest elbow to manu face on 3pta an no foul



lol



@



poopavich pooping all over lakers court after win



tits

[ElNono]

tbh, this place just isn't the same after beating the Lakeshow without the obligatory SpursDynasty thread... Kori, if you're reading this, tell the powers that be that an appearance would be nice :toast

[phyzik]

Culby will be here to take his licks.


It's his religion.





oh, wait.....



:lol

[Chris]

lol



@



poopavich pooping all over lakers court after win

:lmao

[Bukefal]

:lol @ Black Mamba movie
:lol @ coasting
:lol @ "It's only January"
:lol @ "Now, it's only February"
:lol @ 7 1/2 games back
:lol @ tree of woe


:lol

[Brazil]

tbh, this place just isn't the same after beating the Lakeshow without the obligatory SpursDynasty thread... Kori, if you're reading this, tell the powers that be that an appearance would be nice :toast

wait I thought SD was timvp's troll

[jmard5]

Laker Fan Friday Night: "It was a trap game. Lakers were looking toward the Celtics."

Laker Fan Sunday Afternoon: "I frickin' said Championships aren't won in January. Lakers are just coasting."

:lol

[HeatChamps]

http://img833.imageshack.us/img833/5100/235668489.gif
The Lakers will remember that come playoff time and take that as motivation.

[DMC]

The Lakers will remember that come playoff time and take that as motivation.
Ooooooohhhh I skeered

[Koolaid_Man]

:lol @ losing to the Kings
:lol @ Kobe's 21 points first quarter
:lol @ Pau getting owned by Cousins
:lol @ 7 games back
:lol @ Laker fans thinking they run SpursTalk
:lol @ lakaluva, Kool and Giuseppe

Cue Laker fans...

"Regular season doesn't matter."
"Championships aren't won in January."
"Lakers are obviously coasting."
"Wait 'til June."
"At least the Lakers can repeat unlike the Spurs."
"The Spurs are mega premature ejaculators"

:cry :cry :cry


added one for ya sweetie...:lol

[DMC]

That's covered under "regular season doesn't matter".

Just thought you might have missed that when you skipped those few classes between 8th and 12th grades.

[Koolaid_Man]

That's covered under "regular season doesn't matter".

Just thought you might have missed that when you skipped those few classes between 8th and 12th grades.


actually it's covered under premature ejaculation:lol ....and by the way DMC did you know that I actually fucked your daughter 3 yrs ago...you may want to call the kid up and verify...:lol

[DMC]

actually it's covered under premature ejaculation:lol ....and by the way DMC did you know that I actually fucked your daughter 3 yrs ago...you may want to call the kid up and verify...:lol

She said you cried a lot afterward and that you call your penis "Zena".

[Koolaid_Man]

She said you cried a lot afterward and that you call your penis "Zena".


did she tell you how she got vaginal and anal bruised...trust me Koolaid beat that shit up...next time you see her ask her if she know a cat named Koolaid...she may hesitate but I nutted all ova that shit pops... you raised some good pussy man...gotta give it to ya...you can have her back now...:lol

[Dunc n Dave]

The Lakers will remember that come playoff time and take that as motivation.

I guess Kobe is taking a page from Lebron's book and takin' mental notes now?

[DMC]

did she tell you how she got vaginal and anal bruised...trust me Koolaid beat that shit up...next time you see her ask her if she know a cat named Koolaid...she may hesitate but I nutted all ova that shit pops... you raised some good pussy man...gotta give it to ya...you can have her back now...:lol

And the butthurt band played on... :lmao

[Koolaid_Man]

And the butthurt band played on... :lmao


I noticed how after I admitted to fucking the freak you disappeared pronto...I'm assuming it was to call her up and verify my existence...:lol

Koolaid_Man like Batman you just never know where I'm lurking...:hat

tell her hello for me I haven't seen her in years...just ask me her name and I'll send you into a tailspin...:lmao

[DMC]

I noticed how after I admitted to fucking the freak you disappeared pronto...I'm assuming it was to call her up and verify my existence...:lol

Koolaid_Man like Batman you just never know where I'm lurking...:hat

tell her hello for me I haven't seen her in years...just ask me her name and I'll send you into a tailspin...:lmao
Knock yourself out. Hard to do though since I only have a son. He's 280lbs and would remember you I think.

[Koolaid_Man]

Knock yourself out. Hard to do though since I only have a son. He's 280lbs and would remember you I think.


nope come again...it's ok...just know that as you were preaching to her good girl virtures Kool was all up in that ass...:lol she even bought me a drink or two at the time...with your hard earned bucks...:lol

[ohmwrecker]

Stupid.

[DieHardSpursFan1537]

Great troll here.

[DMC]

nope come again...it's ok...just know that as you were preaching to her good girl virtures Kool was all up in that ass...:lol she even bought me a drink or two at the time...with your hard earned bucks...:lol
Let's see if I have this down so far: You deflowered a virgin 21+ year old black girl with a great pussy and a birth mark on her inner thigh.

Did this "virgin" have a name or did you just call her dude?

Doesn't matter though does it? Know why?

Lakers lost. LOL

[DMC]

Bumpity bump bump..


CROFL LAKERS....

[Kori Ellis]

"It's only Valentine's Day."
"They were looking ahead to the All Star game."

[TampaDude]

Suck it, Kobe!!!

Suck it, Fish!!!

Suck it, Lakers!!!

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[Killakobe81]

"It's only Valentine's Day."
"They were looking ahead to the All Star game."

Kori not you ...
LOL enjoy our misery and happy Valentines Day ...

[Mugen]

:rollin:lmao:rollin:lmao:rollin:lmao

[DMC]

"it's only 2 days since valentine's day."
"they were looking ahead to the all star game."

ftw

[awktalk]

What happened? Did the Lakers lose?

- Confused in ST-land

[DMC]

They lost to Cleve-fucking-land.

[Banzai]

Queefland just blew a big queef in the lakers faces

[BoricuaCJA]

:rollin:downspin::rollin

[dbreiden83080]

You forgot:

Kobe 5

Duncan 4

I call that Tim 4 and Kobe 2 and 1/2..

[ALVAREZ6]

Crofl

[Tinystarz]

I count about 37 "lol lakers" threads for the Cavs lakers game. wow

[Kori Ellis]

"They were looking ahead to the All Star game."

"I think [my team] took their All-Star break before the game. They left before this game started. I'm not happy with the way this trip ended, that's for sure."
-- Los Angeles coach Phil Jackson

:lol

[Bukefal]

:lol

[mark of a champion]

You know your team is in trouble when the classiest poster on the forum pwns you like this. Nice job Kori!

[NRHector]

http://network.yardbarker.com/nba/article_external/lakers_host_john_ireland_will_quit_job_walk_home_f rom_cleveland_after_loss/4178898 this is to funny I just had to share it :lol

[Spurologist]

http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/1226/screenshot20110216at112.png

[Greg Oden]

You know your team is in trouble when the classiest poster on the forum pwns you like this. Nice job Kori!

you're gonna have to do a little more than brown nose to get that MF black bolded name.

tee, hee.

[Spurologist]

I knew your were coming. It was either you or DPG. The protectors of everything Kori.:lmao

please check out my new book

http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/8965/screenshot20110217at203.png

[mark of a champion]

you're gonna have to do a little more than brown nose to get that MF black bolded name.

tee, hee.

Once i'm bolded everything in my life will be better. You figured me out.

I am Mark's complete lack of giving a shit....

[jjktkk]

you're gonna have to do a little more than brown nose to get that MF black bolded name.

tee, hee.

Spoken like a man with expierence.

[DMC]

you're gonna have to do a little more than brown nose to get that MF black bolded name.

tee, hee.

Yep.

You will have to send Kori a request like Hotlips 41 did, begging for a bolded name. Else you will be nothing forever.

[m33p0]

lol grey named spurs fans

[jjktkk]

Yep.

You will have to send Kori a request like Hotlips 41 did, begging for a bolded name. Else you will be nothing forever.

:lol

[Jt.ONE]

:toast
:lol

[Ashy Larry]

oh excuse me ... I bumped into you by accident


my apologies