The Official R.I.P. Lakers Thread [Archive]

hater

01-29-2011, 02:09 AM

that's right. stick a fork in them pp. This is the offical thread to say bye bye to the Lakers.

yes. that is right. They have fallen off the cliff into the frying pan. They are done, kaput. And I am sorry for them. They did not deserve such thunderous fall.

Yes, they remind us of the 2007 Miami Heat. Yes, they look old and finished and Phil can't wait to retire. Yes, Fisher looks like Han Solo frozen in carbonite. Yes, Bynum is the shittiest Hall of Famer to step foot in the world. Yes, Kardashian and Gasol are running on fumes. BUT, they were once a pretty nice team, and I respected that.

Now they are just a piece of turd waiting to get stepped on come playoffs.

And I feel sorry for them. :(

RIP Lakers. I raise my glass to the half decent team you once were. :toast

washingtonwizard

01-29-2011, 02:13 AM

they could be worse.

they could be 0-24 on the road :(

cheguevara

01-29-2011, 02:16 AM

:tu

Lakerfans gonna have to NEAL with it I guess

Giuseppe

01-29-2011, 02:17 AM

I smell skunk.

hater

01-29-2011, 02:19 AM

I smell skunk.

sorry bro. that is the smell coming from the laker lockeroom.

don't worry I will make sure to bump this thread as the team approaches its grave. keep you informed.

Giuseppe

01-29-2011, 02:20 AM

sorry bro. that is the smell coming from the laker lockeroom.

don't worry I will make sure to bump this thread as the team approaches its grave. keep you informed.

And if it comes to that I'll take my shit sandwich in the finest traditions.

Until then though you're taking The Skunker.

And that's just the way it's gonna be.

jestersmash

01-29-2011, 02:22 AM

I smell skunk.

05 extinction, withstanding

Giuseppe

01-29-2011, 02:23 AM

The Skunker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hater

01-29-2011, 02:24 AM

The Extinction!!!!!

Giuseppe

01-29-2011, 02:25 AM

:rolleyes

easy7

01-29-2011, 02:27 AM

And if it comes to that I'll take my shit sandwich in the finest traditions.

No onions, nor salsa for you this time, to try to hide the taste away this time.

poop

01-29-2011, 02:28 AM

I smell skunk.

its your crabs ridden vagina bro

Kori Ellis

01-29-2011, 02:29 AM

:lol

Come on, now. I'm all for making fun of them for the loss, but it's a little early to declare them dead.

phyzik

01-29-2011, 02:50 AM

:lol

Come on, now. I'm all for making fun of them for the loss, but it's a little early to declare them dead.

Bullshit....

Dont back down now Kori.... You came downstairs and stepped in the muck and got your feet dirty, you need to keep slinging mud just like the rest of us.

As TimVP would say....

FTL!!!!

Dont back down now, you let this area become a swamp for the scum to flourish, time to own up and take part in the cleanup.

jjktkk

01-29-2011, 02:59 AM

I smell skunk, oh wait, nevermind, that was last year. My bad. :toast

Giuseppe

01-29-2011, 03:00 AM

The Skunker is forever.

And I ain't fuckin' around either.

It'll never end.

phyzik

01-29-2011, 03:05 AM

The Skunker is forever.

And I ain't fuckin' either.

It'll never end.

http://fourhorsementattoo.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/kobe-crying.jpg

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a261/heidi_kambwili/Xanga%20Site/01_KobeBryantandVanessa.jpg

Never end.

He rapedPERIOD!

Neal with it.

jjktkk

01-29-2011, 03:06 AM

The Lakers will be right there come playoff time. The Spurs do have the know how to take it from them. This does look like one of bone on bone's last chances for the trophy though, unless the logo somehow gets back to being a consultant for another NBA team.

Giuseppe

01-29-2011, 03:06 AM

It's easier to live with now that your Neal raped as well.

That's how you got him.

tee, hee.

Giuseppe

01-29-2011, 03:08 AM

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a261/heidi_kambwili/Xanga%20Site/01_KobeBryantandVanessa.jpg

Christ, she's gorgeous. Still a girl. Not yet a woman.

I God's.

phyzik

01-29-2011, 03:08 AM

It's easier to live with now that your Neal raped as well.

That's how you got him.

tee, hee.

Raped and aquited.

No fat diamond ring.

no nothing.

Neal knows how to take care of shit under the carpet.

tee, hee.

phyzik

01-29-2011, 03:10 AM

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a261/heidi_kambwili/Xanga%20Site/01_KobeBryantandVanessa.jpg

Christ, she's gorgeous. Still a girl. Not yet a woman.

I God's.

Gonna take the cuckee's money once he's finished.

Make Laker fans claim one legit stat over Jordan....... settlement ammount.

SHErapedPERIOD!!

tee, hee.

Giuseppe

01-29-2011, 03:11 AM

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a261/heidi_kambwili/Xanga%20Site/01_KobeBryantandVanessa.jpg

He was close that very night to going behind the walls. That JYD lawyer of his threatened to resign the case if he went out there. He went nonetheless. If he'd a lost that lawyer, he'd a probably had to flee to Italy.

Giuseppe

01-29-2011, 03:12 AM

Raped and aquited.

No fat diamond ring.

no nothing.

Neal knows how to take care of shit under the carpet.

tee, hee.

Neal raped nonetheless, and that's how you got him.

But, it ain't like she was your woman, or sister, or, mom, Phyz.

Just some human debris in the way.

Giuseppe

01-29-2011, 03:13 AM

Gonna take the cuckee's money once he's finished.

Make Laker fans claim one legit stat over Jordan....... settlement ammount.

SHErapedPERIOD!!

tee, hee.

That's the kicker. Kobe still has all his money. Daddy lost half of his + kick a buck. Jordan lost half of his + kick a buck.

Not Bryant.

Uh, uh.

phyzik

01-29-2011, 03:14 AM

back on topic Cully...

http://fourhorsementattoo.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/kobe-crying.jpg

Worse than skunked.

http://www.globalsportsfraternity.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/1022-no-crying-baseball_da-1.jpg

Giuseppe

01-29-2011, 03:15 AM

The Skunker!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jjktkk

01-29-2011, 03:15 AM

Neal raped nonetheless, and that's how you got him.

But, it ain't like she was your woman, or sister, or, mom, Phyz.

Just some human debris in the way.

Nothing to do with chucking the triangle and just chucking too much. Bone on bone is in decline. Stop being senile Cully.

phyzik

01-29-2011, 03:17 AM

The Skunker!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The ultimate skunk!

:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry

Nothing worse....

NOTHING!

Spurs got the ultimate hand when you play that skunk card. You can never beat it.

tee, hee.

Giuseppe

01-29-2011, 03:19 AM

Nothing to do with chucking the triangle and just chucking too much. Bone on bone is in decline. Stop being senile Cully.

Perhaps, but, if I'm sittin' there in June with my dick in my hand, I'll have 28 other motherf'ers right next to me.

Giuseppe

01-29-2011, 03:19 AM

The ultimate skunk!

:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry

Nothing worse....

NOTHING!

Spurs got the ultimate hand when you play that skunk card. You can never beat it.

tee, hee.

lmemulatedao!

phyzik

01-29-2011, 03:23 AM

lmemulatedao!

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/QCM4wuSkiMo/0.jpg

Invectoriano!!!

Giuseppe

01-29-2011, 03:24 AM

It'll never end.

phyzik

01-29-2011, 03:25 AM

It'll never end.

Never.

Giuseppe

01-29-2011, 03:25 AM

lmcontrollinao!

jjktkk

01-29-2011, 03:25 AM

Perhaps, but, if I'm sittin' there in June with my dick in my hand, I'll have 28 other motherf'ers right next to me.

And I know what kinda of sandwich you might be serving for the crew.

Giuseppe

01-29-2011, 03:26 AM

And I know what kinda of sandwich you might be serving for the crew.

Yep, it'd be 29 of us. Dollars to donuts, you'll be one of 'em.

jjktkk

01-29-2011, 03:28 AM

Yep, it'd be 29 of us. Dollars to donuts, you'll be one of 'em.

Cully will be forever defending Kobe's hype.

Giuseppe

01-29-2011, 03:33 AM

Cully will be forever defending Kobe's hype.

& I cite his psychoses as well.

It's my religion.

Muser

01-29-2011, 09:49 AM

Spurfan is so easy to troll it's embarrassing.

DieHardSpursFan1537

01-29-2011, 10:16 AM

Why feel sorry for them?

in2deep

01-29-2011, 01:34 PM

and yet ppl still keep talking about the Lakers going to turn on the switch. It the same thing Spurs fans used to say when the team struggled last couple of years but the truth was, the team was old and tired and and miserably failed in the end.

Not sure if same fate have these lakers but they sure seem to be closer to being done than to turning on the 'switch'

rickross

01-29-2011, 01:39 PM

nigga dis thread reeks of cubby

ohmwrecker

01-29-2011, 02:30 PM

Does every thread down here devolve into a skunker rape?

DazedAndConfused

01-29-2011, 03:20 PM

Dead? Are you people that stupid, even you Kori?

These are the WORLD-CHAMPION LAKERS we're talking about here. Not some scrub one-off champion, these are back-to-back champs and 3-time Finalists. They have EARNED the right to take it easy during the regular season. This team has accomplished what no San Antonio Shit team has ever done, don't fucking talk to me about the Lakers being dead. Your franchise is basically one foot out the door after this short-lived regular season burst is done.

Now, back to the topic at hand. Are the Lakers playing like shite? Sure. It's the regular season though and nobody really cares. Phil doesn't care, Kobe doesn't really care, hell Laker fans don't care. Because we know when the playoffs roll around this team will be READY TO GO and kick it into that next gear.

They are more than capable of winning on the road, they've closed out a TON of series on the road in the last few years so it's not that important that they get HCA all the way.

BoricuaCJA

01-29-2011, 03:40 PM

Intensive practices anyone?

Giuseppe

01-29-2011, 05:18 PM

Does every thread down here devolve into a skunker rape?

That's how it was before Pop signed your rapist.

Stings, don't it?

DPG21920

01-29-2011, 05:22 PM

Absolutely not, sep, absolutely not. TheExtinction is forever, the skunker is not. There is a hope for redemption for the Spurs and you have no hope. You are Extinct and you are there for eternity.

That's the way it is.

You are Extinct.

Giuseppe

01-29-2011, 05:25 PM

You can redeem yourselves till the cow jumps over the moon.

The Skunker is forever.

This, I vow.

DPG21920

01-29-2011, 05:48 PM

You can redeem yourselves till the cow jumps over the moon.

The Skunker is forever.

This, I vow.

You can vow nothing. You are extinct. Period. There is no coming back and you get no say.

The Extinction settled you firmly into your place around here and from that there is no recovery.

Once you are Extinct, it's over. Kaput. Finished. The end all be all.

You are Extinct. Even if you try to fight it and hide.

I won't let ya's.

badfish22

01-29-2011, 06:34 PM

idk, 920. eppe is back postin again, and theres no amount of de facto "last warnings" that will change that.

DPG21920

01-29-2011, 06:36 PM

idk, 920. eppe is back postin again, and theres no amount of de facto "last warnings" that will change that.

Oh, make no mistake, he can post. The act of posting is not what is important and that is not was stripped from him because of The Extinction.

It is everything else. While he can certainly post on here he has no damn rights. They are gone and The Extinction is the reason.

There is no recovery, no redemption and no resurrection. He is Extinct.

Pelicans78

01-29-2011, 06:37 PM

Stop fooling yourself Hater.

Just because you want to wish the Lakers to go away doesn't mean you will get a free pass to the Finals. It doesn't work that way.

hater

01-30-2011, 12:16 AM

Stop fooling yourself Hater.

Just because you want to wish the Lakers to go away doesn't mean you will get a free pass to the Finals. It doesn't work that way.

my friend do not misunderstand me. I would like nothing more than beating a high flying Lakers roster. Nothing felt better than beating showtime lakers in 03. I would like to do something similar.

But unfortunately this will not be possible. The Lakers are shit this year and nothing or nobody will be able to change that. What a dissapointment.

lefty

01-30-2011, 12:51 AM

Actually, ths is the actual RIP Lakers thread

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=158203

hater

01-30-2011, 01:19 AM

that was just a random rip lakers thread son. this is the official Rest In Peace Lakers thread.

get with it :)

hater

01-30-2011, 08:54 PM

so funny to hear KObe and lakernation Kobe cocksuckers blame gasoft, baby drew and Artest.

But the truth is Kobe is a ballhog that starts missing when it matters most. He brings his team down more than any other of the forementioned teamates.

just imagine if Duncan all of a sudden started shooting 25+ FG???

LMAO Kobe

Giuseppe

01-30-2011, 09:05 PM

Still & all: beating the Celtics two out of the last three times netted us #16.

TampaDude

01-30-2011, 09:12 PM

Lakers suck.

TampaDude

01-30-2011, 09:15 PM

Still & all: beating the Celtics two out of the last three times netted us #16.

The only reason last year's Finals went 7 games is because Perkins got hurt.

Giuseppe

01-30-2011, 09:28 PM

The only reason last year's Finals went 7 games is because Perkins got hurt.

But, that's part of the process. There is no such thing as utopia, TD.

LakasRool4eva

01-30-2011, 10:16 PM

loling BIG TIME @da hataz..............guess what............you dont win 'ships in January...........some of u need 2 get in da gym and work on ur game cuz its only just starting.....................

ElNono

01-30-2011, 10:17 PM

This thread is a bit premature.

It's only (almost) February...

Giuseppe

01-30-2011, 10:21 PM

This thread is a bit premature.

It's only (almost) February...

Yep, we're as close to our NBA World Championship as you are to The Skunker.

tee, hee.

ElNono

01-30-2011, 10:25 PM

Yep, we're as close to our NBA World Championship as you are to The Skunker.

tee, hee.

You're certainly closer to the Boston takeover of Staples today.

tee, hee

TampaDude

01-30-2011, 11:18 PM

But, that's part of the process. There is no such thing as utopia, TD.

Not as long as Joey Crawford is still reffing in the NBA. :lol

dbreiden83080

01-30-2011, 11:22 PM

They are hardly dead but i must say it was fun to see Gasol play like shit and then have Kobe go 1 on 1 for 7 min ignoring all his team-mates..

It was 2007 all over again..