Kobe back in the hunt...

[ElNono]

...for a big man that will carry him all the way through.

tbh, you just know that a parking lot 'rogue' video about Gasoft is around the corner...

[kobe4life]

Please bigmen don't make Kobe great its Kobe that makes the big guys great like Shaq,Gasol. Those 2 guys had to ride Kobe's coattails to win titles which is the truth.

[Venti Quattro]

Artest's got those Hennessys up in his locker. STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKEEEEEEEEED

[ElNono]

Please bigmen don't make Kobe great its Kobe that makes the big guys great like Shaq,Gasol. Those 2 guys had to ride Kobe's coattails to win titles which is the truth.

:lol Whose troll is this? What Lakerfan is embarrassed to post under his/her real nick?

[ElNono]

And I agree that big man don't make Kobe great...
Big man make Kobe win games/rings though...

[Cessation]

Only Jordan, won titles without a dominant big man, otherwise every team that won a title had a quality big, its just fact. Lakerfan has it backwards, nothing new here.

[kobe4life]

Honestly Shaq did coattail ride Kobe to win rings. You spurfans should remember it was Kobe that lit you guys up both in '01 and '02. I remember Kobe dropping 40 points on the spurs back in '01 while Shaq didn't even show up in the first 2 games of that series. If Kobe doesn't step up then the Lakers lose the series. In '02 Kobe was also huge when Shaq had bad games against the spurs in the playoffs. In '03 unfortunately Kobe couldn't bail out Shaq this time and thus the spurs won the series. Shaq is nothing but Kobe's glorified sidekick.

[ElNono]

:lol Lakerfan rewriting Kobe history...
Shaq was beasting back then. Go take a look at those Finals numbers and tell me why Shaq was undeniably the Finals MVP every single season...

And as we've seen today, it doesn't matter how well or not Kobe plays, Lakeshow goes as far as the big man will take them.

[Giuseppe]

Though Gasol couldn't win a single playoff game till Kobe took him in.

[ElNono]

Though Gasol couldn't win a single playoff game till Kobe took him in.

Though Kobe couldn't get past the first round as #1 until Gasol took him in.

[Hemotivo]

:reading

[kobe4life]

:lol Lakerfan rewriting Kobe history...
Shaq was beasting back then. Go take a look at those Finals numbers and tell me why Shaq was undeniably the Finals MVP every single season...

And as we've seen today, it doesn't matter how well or not Kobe plays, Lakeshow goes as far as the big man will take them.

Kobe did the Tim Duncan like route by allowing Shaq to win those MVP's in the finals. It was because of Kobe's greatness that Shaq was free to get all those easy buckets which is similar to what Duncan did for Parker in the '07 finals. The defense was focused on stopping Kobe in the finals that it opened up the game for Shaq and thus Shaq dominated and got those mvp's.

[ElNono]

Kobe did the Tim Duncan like route by allowing Shaq to win those MVP's in the finals. It was because of Kobe's greatness that Shaq was free to get all those easy buckets which is similar to what Duncan did for Parker in the '07 finals. The defense was focused on stopping Kobe in the finals that it opened up the game for Shaq and thus Shaq dominated and got those mvp's.

:lmao You couldn't make this shit up.

Who was Kobe dominating when Shaq left to win a ring with the Heat and Kobe missed the playoffs?

[ChuckD]

Honestly Shaq did coattail ride Kobe to win rings. You spurfans should remember it was Kobe that lit you guys up both in '01 and '02. I remember Kobe dropping 40 points on the spurs back in '01 while Shaq didn't even show up in the first 2 games of that series. If Kobe doesn't step up then the Lakers lose the series. In '02 Kobe was also huge when Shaq had bad games against the spurs in the playoffs. In '03 unfortunately Kobe couldn't bail out Shaq this time and thus the spurs won the series. Shaq is nothing but Kobe's glorified sidekick.

So, what happened between 2002-2009?

[Giuseppe]

:lmao You couldn't make this shit up.

Who was Kobe dominating when Shaq left to win a ring with the Heat and Kobe missed the playoffs?

Kobe: 2

Daddy: 1

[ElNono]

Kobe: 2

Daddy: 1


Though Kobe couldn't get past the first round as #1 until Gasol took him in.

[Giuseppe]

Though Gasol couldn't win a single playoff game till Kobe took him in.

[kobe4life]

:lmao You couldn't make this shit up.

Who was Kobe dominating when Shaq left to win a ring with the Heat and Kobe missed the playoffs?


In Miami it was the same story for Shaq which is he needs a dominate SG to win except this time he couldn't get Finals MVP because Wade bailed him out. Wow doesn't that sound familiar a dynamic SG bails out Shaq after not showing up in crucial games. Kobe did dominate the league when Shaq left hell he had scoring averages above 30 just that his teamates were crap. I'm shocked he was able to win 40 plus with trash such as Smush,Mihm,Atkins,Kwame. Kobe without Shaq was MJ without Pippen which is he was still a dominant player but he didn't have his second sidekick until the Lakers got Gasol.

[21_Dickings]

In Miami it was the same story for Shaq which is he needs a dominate SG to win except this time he couldn't get Finals MVP because Wade bailed him out. Wow doesn't that sound familiar a dynamic SG bails out Shaq after not showing up in crucial games. Kobe did dominate the league when Shaq left hell he had scoring averages above 30 just that his teamates were crap. I'm shocked he was able to win 40 plus with trash such as Smush,Mihm,Atkins,Kwame. Kobe without Shaq was MJ without Pippen which is he was still a dominant player but he didn't have his second sidekick until the Lakers got Gasol.

Would like to become a member of the Church of Kobe?

[Hemotivo]

:lol

[lefty]

MJ didnt need a dominant big man

http://www.gifsoup.com/view4/1856271/kobe-sucks-o.gif

[kobe4life]

Would like to become a member of the Church of Kobe?

Sure add me to the list except I'm the Pope when it comes to Kobe.

[ElNono]

In Miami it was the same story for Shaq which is he needs a dominate SG to win except this time he couldn't get Finals MVP because Wade bailed him out. Wow doesn't that sound familiar a dynamic SG bails out Shaq after not showing up in crucial games. Kobe did dominate the league when Shaq left hell he had scoring averages above 30 just that his teamates were crap. I'm shocked he was able to win 40 plus with trash such as Smush,Mihm,Atkins,Kwame. Kobe without Shaq was MJ without Pippen which is he was still a dominant player but he didn't have his second sidekick until the Lakers got Gasol.

What sounds familiar is Kobe missing the playoffs, then having a quick exit in the first round (with Phil, Bynum and Odom) until Gasol came around and he was back to coattailing.

[ElNono]

tbh Dickings is becoming one of my favorite trolls :lol

[Muser]

tbh Dickings is becoming one of my favorite trolls :lol

It started off shit IMO but recently that troll has been gold.

[Giuseppe]

What sounds familiar is Kobe missing the playoffs, then having a quick exit in the first round (with Phil, Bynum and Odom) until Gasol came around and he was back to coattailing.

Cept Gasol couldn't win a single playoff game till Kobe took him in.

[ElNono]

Cept Gasol couldn't win a single playoff game till Kobe took him in.

Cept that Kobe couldn't win a single playoff series as #1 till Gasol took him in.

[kobe4life]

What sounds familiar is Kobe missing the playoffs, then having a quick exit in the first round (with Phil, Bynum and Odom) until Gasol came around and he was back to coattailing.

Look at Duncan in 09 he couldn't get out of the first round with just Parker plus your scrubs such as Bonner,Bowen,Finley, etc. Without Ginobilli the spurs are a first round team. Now nobody would ever say Ginobilli is better then Duncan but it is agreed he is a vital cog. This is pretty much the same way it is setup with the Lakers for Kobe that without Gasol they are a first round team but without Kobe they aren't a championship team and maybe not even a playoff team.

[21_Dickings]

Sure add me to the list except I'm the Pope when it comes to Kobe.

You'll have to start out as altar boy and work your way up until we deem you worthy of a higher position. Nothing personal, but remember, the Devil has many guises and for all I know, you might be a Spurs or Celtics fan masquerading as a Kobe fan.

Perks to being an altar boy is that you get to personally assist Father Culburn.

Just make sure to go natural under your robe.

[Giuseppe]

Cept that Kobe couldn't win a single playoff series as #1 till Gasol took him in.

Cept Gasol couldn't win a single playoff game till Kobe took him.

The constant? Kobe.

[21_Dickings]

Cept Gasol couldn't win a single playoff game till Kobe took him.

The constant? Kobe.

Greetings, Father Culburn.

We should have a fresh altar boy for you very soon.

[DPG21920]

Cept Gasol couldn't win a single playoff game till Kobe took him.

The constant? Kobe.

Uh uh. Phil Jackson and don't you forget it.

[Giuseppe]

Greetings, Father Culburn.

We should have a fresh altar boy for you very soon.

I already told you a while back what I thought of you, buddy. That ain't changed.

You're a fuck.

[ElNono]

Look at Duncan in 09 he couldn't get out of the first round with just Parker plus your scrubs such as Bonner,Bowen,Finley, etc. Without Ginobilli the spurs are a first round team. Now nobody would ever say Ginobilli is better then Duncan but it is agreed he is a vital cog. This is pretty much the same way it is setup with the Lakers for Kobe that without Gasol they are a first round team but without Kobe they aren't a championship team and maybe not even a playoff team.

Duncan won 'ships with different casts. He was on the decline already in '09, and still is. I'll be the first to tell you that. Then again, no Spur fan is talking about Duncan being the GOAT or some such shit as the Kobe cockslobbers.

The reality stands though: What you call the 'dynamic' is the fact that Kobe needs a big man to win games simply because he's good, but not good enough to win without coattailing a big man.

Thus, this thread is spot on.

[21_Dickings]

I already told you a while back what I thought of you, buddy. That ain't changed.

You're a fuck.

What did I ever to do you, Father?

[ElNono]

Cept Gasol couldn't win a single playoff game till Kobe took him.

The constant? Kobe.

Cept Kobe couldn't win a playoffs series until either Shaq or Gasol took him.

The constant? Kobe.

[Giuseppe]

Cept Kobe couldn't win a playoffs series until either Shaq or Gasol took him.

The constant? Kobe.

Kobe: 2

Daddy: 1

[ElNono]

Kobe: 2

Daddy: 1


Though Kobe couldn't get past the first round as #1 until Gasol took him in.

[DPG21920]

:lol Damn people trampling all over ol 'Culls rules. When you go Extinct and then fight it tooth and nail, you lose everything.

It'll never end now. The flood gates are open.


I see what you are doing though, Cull. You are trying to deflect away from this terrible LA defeat to BOS that is sandwiched in with that SA win that you so desperately hoped would not pan out.

I will no longer allow it to happen. Today we focus on today. LA lost to Boston and you ain't covering it up with charades.

[Giuseppe]

Though Gasol couldn't win a single playoff game till Kobe took him in.

[ElNono]

Though Gasol couldn't win a single playoff game till Kobe took him in.


Cept that Kobe couldn't win a single playoff series as #1 till Gasol took him in.

[DPG21920]

Though Gasol couldn't win a single playoff game till Kobe took him in.

LA lost to Boston today. We are only talking about that until tomorrow.

[Giuseppe]

:lol Damn people trampling all over ol 'Culls rules. When you go Extinct and then fight it tooth and nail, you lose everything.

It'll never end now. The flood gates are open.


I see what you are doing though, Cull. You are trying to deflect away from this terrible LA defeat to BOS that is sandwiched in with that SA win that you so desperately hoped would not pan out.

I will no longer allow it to happen. Today we focus on today. LA lost to Boston and you ain't covering it up with charades.

I look forward to your challenge with equal amounts of both anticipation & determination.

Let us proceed...

[DPG21920]

El Nono, don't get sucked in. He is trying to pull the wool over our eyes. Focus on the loss. It is what he is trying to mask.

[Giuseppe]

LA lost to Boston today. We are only talking about that until tomorrow.

Like Hell we are.

You sideshow lookin' SOB, you.

[Giuseppe]

El Nono, don't get sucked in. He is trying to pull the wool over our eyes. Focus on the loss. It is what he is trying to mask.

Go---EVERYBODY---Go!!!!!!!!!!

[ElNono]

El Nono, don't get sucked in. He is trying to pull the wool over our eyes. Focus on the loss. It is what he is trying to mask.

Culby being old fart Culby. Nothing new there. :lol

[DPG21920]

Like Hell we are.

You sideshow lookin' SOB, you.

It is what it is Cull. Today is about The Loss. Soak it up and take it in. None of the puffery. I will not allow you to deflect ya coward ya.

Everyone focus on the loss.

[Giuseppe]

Culby being old fart Culby. Nothing new there. :lol

:lmao

[DPG21920]

Culby being old fart Culby. Nothing new there. :lol

I'm glad you see it, Nono.

What are your thoughts on the loss for LA today?

[Giuseppe]

Everyone focus on the loss.

:lmao

[21_Dickings]

Testify, Father Culburn!

He is a true holy man, remaining steadfast in his unflinching righteousness even as the infidels attempt to overwhelm him with blasphemy and indictment.

He is like Christ at the temple, or better yet, Kobe fending off the accusations of a harlot.

A beautiful sight to behold.

[ElNono]

What are your thoughts on the loss for LA today?

he snitchedPERIOD

[Giuseppe]

Testify, Father Culburn!

He is a true holy man, remaining steadfast in his unflinching righteousness even as the infidels attempt to overwhelm him with blasphemy and indictment.

He is like Christ at the temple, or better yet, Kobe fending off the accusations of a harlot.

A beautiful sight to behold.

Sit on it, fartface.

[DPG21920]

he snitchedPERIOD

I feel Kobe put his best out there as well. Why don't you think it was enough?

[ElNono]

We have Doug Collins, coach of the Sixers looking at this thread right now... he should be able to analyze The Loss better than I do... :lol

[hater]

I thought this thread was about Kobe going back to Colorado

[Giuseppe]

I thought this thread was about Kobe going back to Colorado

I smell skunk.

[DPG21920]

I smell skunk.

Nope. Not today. Today we stay on topic.


Post-Game for anyone that missed it.

Phil Jackson

http://www.nba.com/lakers/video/2011/01/30/013011JacksonPostgame-1539172/index.html?ls=iref:nbahpt2

Kobe Bryant

http://www.nba.com/lakers/video/2011/01/30/110130celticskobebryant-1539221/index.html?ls=iref:nbahpt2

Pau Gasol

http://www.nba.com/lakers/video/2011/01/30/110130celticspaugasol-1539197/index.html?ls=iref:nbahpt2

Andrew Bynum

http://www.nba.com/lakers/video/2011/01/30/110130celticsandrewbynum-1539187/index.html?ls=iref:nbahpt2

[Giuseppe]

Nope. Not today. Today we stay on topic.

Nonetheless, I smell skunk. Earlier I smelled rat.

[DPG21920]

Nonetheless, I smell skunk. Earlier I smelled rat.

What was the Odor after the loss?

[Giuseppe]

What was the Odor after the loss?

Your girlfriend's balloon knot.

tee, hee.

[DPG21920]

Your girlfriend's balloon knot.

tee, hee.

Uh, uh. You died a little with the pedo talk, so don't think you can act all mighty now.

Cross the line and you are done. Final warning.

[Giuseppe]

I smell rat again.

[21_Dickings]

Your girlfriend's balloon knot.

tee, hee.

Hello, Father. The altar boys have requested that you lotion up your hands before peeking under their robes. Last time out, you chaffed quite a few of them.

Please observe. Thank you.