laker analysis

[rickross]

1st of all Dem niggas princesses pau and andrew is not gettin on dem plays rite cuz kobe keeps alleyoopin dem off da rim and they not slammin it.
Somebody tell dat nigga phil to stop takin dem pills 4 jeannie and tell dem niggas da god dayum play cuz dem niggas dont undastand kobes divine playcalin.

2nd dem refs wat dey smokin dey give pussy ass stripper nigga durant 19 fts and dont give kobe none. I mean durant was goin gainst a rough post playa in my nigga bosh who str8 up manhandled his azz and still gots dem fts while kobe bullyed da celtcs and got none.

And WTF is wrong wit mitch? He needs 2 step up his game ASAP and tell stern 2 stop watchin nazi porn and get onto work on dat luke 4 deron trade.

[greyforest]

i cant read this shit

[pookenstein]

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[Fireball]

i cant read this shit

I can read it, but I don't understand it :lol

[ElNono]

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/icp_miracles_didnt_read.gif

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Funny how the NBA forum has seen 20 or so rapping trolls, but the troll of an actual rapper never has any rhymes.

[rickross]

Funny how the NBA forum has seen 20 or so rapping trolls, but the troll of an actual rapper never has any rhymes.


nigga IM DEEPER THAN RAP son. do u comprendre my greatness?

[Cry Havoc]

nigga IM DEEPER THAN RAP son. do u comprendre my greatness?

The way you talk is rough
Like a retarded Busta Rhymes
You ain't really tough, 'cause I just destroyed you
In four fucking lines

[rickross]

The way you talk is rough
Like a retarded Busta Rhymes
You ain't really tough, 'cause I just destroyed you
In four fucking lines

nigga u got ZERO talent. Keep sellin at mcdonalds son. God bless.

[Cry Havoc]

nigga u got ZERO talent. Keep sellin at mcdonalds son. God bless.

It's too easy to school you, son
I'll do it while rolling a fatty
The only reason you're "deeper than rap"
Is cause you've taken 6 inches of Trick Daddy

[rickross]

It's too easy to school you, son
I'll do it while rolling a fatty
The only reason you're "deeper than rap"
Is cause you've taken 6 inches of Trick Daddy

nigga aint even gon bother wit yo shout
real niggs know 6 in when i took em out
took em out 4 you filthy mouth
cuz dats how im rollin in da dirty south
cuz im da realest bawss down here
im da daddy of all niggas and u betta have fear

son get yo mouth of my dick cuz there b fyne hoez inline 4 dat. Once a mcdonalds always a mcdonalds. Sucks 2 see niggas liek me get king size stakes while u is eatin from da trash can.

GOD BLESS a katrina on yo city so you can get a good meal like dem fyne citizen in no did.

[Cry Havoc]

Dude, just stop. You're horrible. You need to learn to make some fucking sense.

[Cessation]

lol at this thread, rick ross is such a massivelly amusing fail

[cobbler]

Funny how the NBA forum has seen 20 or so rapping trolls, but the troll of an actual rapper never has any rhymes.

He's a complete moron who doesn't actually get that everyone is laughing...

at him.

[cobbler]

not even worthy of "fail" status

[rickross]

not even worthy of "fail" status

yeah nigga cuz u got a special thread n all :lmao

fuckin scrub o da year son

[rickross]

Dude, just stop. You're horrible. You need to learn to make some fucking sense.

son u started cryin an i heard you. god bless.

[jjktkk]

i cant read this shit

Lol, neither can the OP. But it sounds gansterish in a Malibu's most wanted kinda way. :lol

[rickross]

Lol, neither can the OP. But it sounds gansterish in a Malibu's most wanted kinda way. :lol

nigga i know norega da real noreaga so i b liek from da streetz.

[cobbler]

yeah nigga cuz u got a special thread n all :lmao

fuckin scrub o da year son

You are just plane lame. Sorry... gotta call it like I see it.

Then again, I guess it's all the rage and cool thing these days to act all gangsta and illiterate. You got that down! :lol

[rickross]

You are just plane lame. Sorry... gotta call it like I see it.

Then again, I guess it's all the rage and cool thing these days to act gangsta and illiterate. You got that down! :lol

nigga where dat wheelchair at?

or ur to butthurt from da celts 2 sit on it ? :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

MOFACCA i jus dropped a dime on yo azz.

[awktalk]

Whatever the hell he's trying to say, it sure isn't "analysis". And anyone who used to be a prison guard has some serious issues, as evidenced here.

[rickross]

nigga i neva was a prison guard. mafacca on da internets photoshopped it. 4 realz.

[cobbler]

nigga where dat wheelchair at?

or ur to butthurt from da celts 2 sit on it ? :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

MOFACCA i jus dropped a dime on yo azz.

Chairs fine.
Not hurt at all over a single game.

huh?

...and you're still as lame as they come. :lol

[rickross]

Chairs fine.
Not hurt at all over a single game.

huh?

...and you're still as lame as they come. :lol

u come at me wit dat afta I jus needed 2 change da toilet paper on u?
Dam son u a sadistomasochista or wat u pussy ass niggas dat went 2 college call it?

[rickross]

sons its always lovely to shit on u grupies but sum hoez got here so I b doin work on dem rite now. GOD BLESS.

[awktalk]

nigga i neva was a prison guard. mafacca on da internets photoshopped it. 4 realz.



Rick Ross Finally Admits Prison-Guard Past
'Yes, it was me in those pictures,' Ross tells XXL magazine.
(http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1606926/rick-ross-finally-admits-prisonguard-past.jhtml)
By Shaheem Reid

After months of denials and flat-out refusing to address the subject, Rick Ross has admitted to being employed as a correctional officer. In the May issue of XXL magazine, the Miami rap star finally owns up.

"Me not answering or addressing that situation has nothing to do with my career," he's quoted as saying. "I've accomplished enough, and I've made enough money for me to be good. ... Yes, it was me in those pictures. But I'mma tell you this. Me taking that job, I was doing my job. You understand what I mean?"

After a picture of Ross wearing a guard uniform leaked onto the Internet, The Smoking Gun Web site was the first to crack the case concerning Ross' controversial background. They released purported official papers detailing his job and old pay stubs. While the evidence of Ross' past seemed irrefutable, the MC had brushed it off until now, despite blog talk and continual mocking from 50 Cent (the G-Unit have constantly called him "Officer Ricky" in songs and interviews).

Ross told XXL that his credibility cannot be fazed and the drug-dealing stories in his songs are authentic. "The stuff I talk about is real. The dope is real," he insisted. "The gun talk is official. Look up [notorious Miami gang member] Kenneth 'Boobie' Williams. Look where he's from. That's not nothing to be proud of. I wish that on no man. But, just to let you know, that's what I witnessed. It's a reality. I cannot discuss certain people that's still in the streets, and I will not. I took a street oath, and I'mma live by that, and I'mma die by that. And it's not about a music career, 'cause that sh--, I'm good. It's about me and being in the streets."


So you never told XXL that? You definitely have a libel suit in your hands, you should sue.

[cobbler]

sons its always lovely to shit on u grupies but sum hoez got here so I b doin work on dem rite now. GOD BLESS.

translation:

I've got to hang up this lame ass gangsta schtick for now cause my mom says no homework done no peanut butter play later.

[awktalk]

Shorter Rick Ross: I am proof that education is overrated and anything is possible in the America if you use the word nigga enough but once I'm called out on my prison guard past I bail from message boards.

[frodo]

rick ross a cool nigga u muthafuckas just mad at da truth of lakers dat rickross spotted on u fagos ought just to quit hatin dem niggas

[rickross]

rick ross a cool nigga u muthafuckas just mad at da truth of lakers dat rickross spotted on u fagos ought just to quit hatin dem niggas

my nigga frodo! god bless u holy one.

[awktalk]

You're back. How was the pussy? Care to comment on your prison guard status?

[rickross]

You're back. How was the pussy? Care to comment on your prison guard status?

son i neeed 2 correction u on dat. Dem girls where FYNE nigga.
Nigga el only prison guardo ive eva been is in da hood prison where I was layin da law on da law. god bless.

[awktalk]

son i neeed 2 correction u on dat. Dem girls where FYNE nigga.
Nigga el only prison guardo ive eva been is in da hood prison where I was layin da law on da law. god bless.

den u should SIOUXXXXX da whiteman at mtv and xXl for libelin' ur azz i mean cum on dey costin u money and shit wit ur rep as a top dog hate da law but they sayin u wuz da law!? wuz up wit dat how can u not sue dem?

[rickross]

You're back. How was the pussy? Care to comment on your prison guard status?

son btw y people on st think u gotta be here 24/7. Niggas got real life homie, real game, real hoez. No need 2 have 2 pages of trash when u get it every day. I is already takin it 4 granted, im dat good.

U mad on my sons cuz im livin da good life? Hate mo :toast

[rickross]

den u should SIOUXXXXX da whiteman at mtv and xXl for libelin' ur azz i mean cum on dey costin u money and shit wit ur rep as a top dog hate da law but they sayin u wuz da law!? wuz up wit dat how can u not sue dem?

niggas do anythin 4 attentin, jus like u. Bless!

[rickross]

den u should SIOUXXXXX da whiteman at mtv and xXl for libelin' ur azz i mean cum on dey costin u money and shit wit ur rep as a top dog hate da law but they sayin u wuz da law!? wuz up wit dat how can u not sue dem?

g im sorry but we startin ridin rite now 2 get sum stuff done. U cant undastand cuz u isnt from el hood.

[jjktkk]

Damn I need a translator. :lol

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[awktalk]

Damn I need a translator. :lol

ymMBEwtRZOg

ROFL! But I can 1-up you.

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[jjktkk]

ROFL! But I can 1-up you.

IkjExJqf34o

:lol

[awktalk]

:lol

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Best shit ever.