Eva Longoria ***OFFICIALLY*** divorced from that cheating slimeball Tony Parker

[fevertrees]

Eva Longoria Is Back On the Market




Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are no longer husband and wife.

A Texas judge on Friday officially granted the Desperate Housewives star a divorce from her NBA-playing hubby, her rep confirmed to E! News.

RELATED: Which Desperate Housewife will join Longoria on the divorcée block?

According to TMZ, with a resolution now reached in in the Lone Star State, the 35-year-old Longoria's attorney asked that a divorce petition she filed in Los Angeles Superior Court be dismissed. Both parties reportedly decided to hash things out in Texas because the prenup was signed there, so they were able to move things along a lot quicker than in California.

The actress announced she was ending her seven-year marriage to the 28-year-old San Antonio Spurs point guard back in November, after learning that Parker had been cheating on her with another woman with whom he'd exchanged hundreds of text messages.

At least, that's what Longoria told longtime pal Mario Lopez. Lopez also revealed that the thesp told him Parker had been unfaithful on other occasions as well.

The couple swapped vows in July 2007 in Paris, where Parker was born.

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[dbreiden83080]

Marriage is for suckers..

Enjoy your freedom Tony..

[Cessation]

lol she's 35 and he's 28
parker came to his senses eventually

[Cry Havoc]

He's 28, one of the best PGs in the world, and has a French accent.

Yeah, he's going to have a hell of a time finding women who want to spend time around him. :lol

[Mister Sinister]

Glorious exposition, comrade.

[MaNuMaNiAc]

He's 28, one of the best PGs in the world, and has a French accent.

Yeah, he's going to have a hell of a time finding women who want to spend time around him. :lol

:lol no shit

Anyone feeling sorry for Tony doesn't know what they're feeling sorry for. Dude is going to be alright is my guess

[VBM]

Spurs would be 43-4 had this distraction not been brought upon the team. Damn you Tony! :ihit

[nkdlunch]

good for Tony

banged that ass senseless and now moving on to all kinds of pussy

[Giuseppe]

First, Neal raping, now this.

tee, hee.

[BlackSwordsMan]

First, Neal raping, now this.

tee, hee.

Neal has his eyes set on this bitch with gold hair and a purple dress as his next victim.
tee, hee

[manufan10]

Not a chance. He even found the time to spend with a teammates wife.:wow

ex-teammate, tbh

[VBM]

Parker textedPERIOD

[manufan10]

Parker textedPERIOD

I wouldn't doubt that whatever was going on with Tony/Erin was going on with Eva/Mario Lopez.

[Tp9gospursgo]

Shit happens. He got married too young IMO

[ElNono]

Tony having one of his best seasons as a player... just sayin'

[Rappin' Tony Parker]

Fevertrees, shut ze fuck up you tubby bitch,
Yeah, I got some pussy. Unlike you i can find my dick
Eva's 35, frigid, and her cooch is getting dusty
had to go get some tail so I wouldn't get rusty
She should of known better than to go and get old
it's her fault that Bones got turned into a cuckold.
Now that she's gone I'll be all over this shit
I'll fuck a ho and walk away like Paul will do the Hornets.

And you spotted Slater's name, and then bolded it too
Why? Should I be jealous? He's a faggot like you.
Eva said he blows so much he's always got a sore jaw
on his knees round the clock like your mom at Mardi Gras
except when Mario takes RJ's load up in his butt
he doesn't get pregnant like that dumb slut.
She could of saved Spurstalk from such a useless thread
if she had just put a rubber over her uncle's cockhead.

And while we're at it tell your boyfriend BR45
that folks are getting pretty tired of his norcal jive
Loving ze WNBA when their game is like a deuce
pining after lesbians cuz that gives you an excuse.
They don't give you pussy cuz they ain't into dudes
lets you forget straight chicks won't fuck you too.
Go start another thread whining about Ariza
then jerk it to Taurasi like you having a seizure.

Giuseppe smells skunk, but I can smell you all jealous
Living sexless lives like you guys? That's what I think hell is
I'll finish this like Shaq, since he's got a divorce case,
go get a kiss from Eva and tell me how my ass taste!

[Giuseppe]

He had the better ass twixt the two that's for darn sure.

[BRHornet45]

Good. Hopefully she takes half his money. Piece of shit

[ElNono]

Good. Hopefully she takes half his money. Piece of shit

There was a prenup in play... Frenchie ain't that dumb.

[it's me]

Fevertrees, shut ze fuck up you tubby bitch,
Yeah, I got some pussy. Unlike you i can find my dick
Eva's 35, frigid, and her cooch is getting dusty
had to go get some tail so I wouldn't get rusty
She should of known better than to go and get old
it's her fault that Bones got turned into a cuckold.
Now that she's gone I'll be all over this shit
I'll fuck a ho and walk away like Paul will do the Hornets.

And you spotted Slater's name, and then bolded it too
Why? Should I be jealous? He's a faggot like you.
Eva said he blows so much he's always got a sore jaw
on his knees round the clock like your mom at Mardi Gras
except when Mario takes RJ's load up in his butt
he doesn't get pregnant like that dumb slut.
She could of saved Spurstalk from such a useless thread
if she had just put a rubber over her uncle's cockhead.

And while we're at it tell your boyfriend BR45
that folks are getting pretty tired of his norcal jive
Loving ze WNBA when their game is like a deuce
pining after lesbians cuz that gives you an excuse.
They don't give you pussy cuz they ain't into dudes
lets you forget straight chicks won't fuck you too.
Go start another thread whining about Ariza
then jerk it to Taurasi like you having a seizure.

Giuseppe smells skunk, but I can smell you all jealous
Living sexless lives like you guys? That's what I think hell is
I'll finish this like Shaq, since he's got a divorce case,
go get a kiss from Eva and tell me how my ass taste!

:lmao

[badfish22]

lol tony

[Killakobe81]

Rappin' TP, not bad. Couple of hot lines ...

for the OP? NBA players cheat?

[crc21209]

Good. Hopefully she takes half his money. Piece of shit

:lol At this butt-hurt piece of crap. She could take half of his money and he would still be ballin'....

[fevertrees]

lol @ the classy Spurs fans showing an indifference towards INFIDELITY....no wonder why that city is full of fat and ugly single people lol.

[urunobili]

Parker textedPERIOD

:lol

[dunkman]

Kobe cheated. . . so did Parker.

[dbreiden83080]

lol @ the classy Spurs fans showing an indifference towards INFIDELITY....no wonder why that city is full of fat and ugly single people lol.

Celebrities getting married to other celebrities is hilarious. They try to act normal by getting married and delude themsleves into thinking they can have a normal marriage or they never intend to have a normal marriage and cheat on eachother left and right and divorce within 3 years hopefully with a pre-nup..

No athlete or fellow actor/celeb can marry an actress. They're whole career is about media coverage and they'll take it anyway they can get it. Any press is good press as long as they are talking about you.. See how Eva milked this for all it was worth to make Tony look like the bad guy? I have no doubts she was cheating on Tony too..

He just got caught..

[DMC]

Only the single people are fat and ugly though. The married ones are super hot. That's Tony's take as well.

[Brazil]

Fevertrees, shut ze fuck up you tubby bitch,
Yeah, I got some pussy. Unlike you i can find my dick
Eva's 35, frigid, and her cooch is getting dusty
had to go get some tail so I wouldn't get rusty
She should of known better than to go and get old
it's her fault that Bones got turned into a cuckold.
Now that she's gone I'll be all over this shit
I'll fuck a ho and walk away like Paul will do the Hornets.

And you spotted Slater's name, and then bolded it too
Why? Should I be jealous? He's a faggot like you.
Eva said he blows so much he's always got a sore jaw
on his knees round the clock like your mom at Mardi Gras
except when Mario takes RJ's load up in his butt
he doesn't get pregnant like that dumb slut.
She could of saved Spurstalk from such a useless thread
if she had just put a rubber over her uncle's cockhead.

And while we're at it tell your boyfriend BR45
that folks are getting pretty tired of his norcal jive
Loving ze WNBA when their game is like a deuce
pining after lesbians cuz that gives you an excuse.
They don't give you pussy cuz they ain't into dudes
lets you forget straight chicks won't fuck you too.
Go start another thread whining about Ariza
then jerk it to Taurasi like you having a seizure.

Giuseppe smells skunk, but I can smell you all jealous
Living sexless lives like you guys? That's what I think hell is
I'll finish this like Shaq, since he's got a divorce case,
go get a kiss from Eva and tell me how my ass taste!

:lmao

[crc21209]

lol @ the classy Spurs fans showing an indifference towards INFIDELITY....no wonder why that city is full of fat and ugly single people lol.

:lol Says the guy who has never set foot in Texas, let alone in San Antonio probably. And you're soooo attractive right? :lol

[Bukefal]

Fevertrees, shut ze fuck up you tubby bitch,
Yeah, I got some pussy. Unlike you i can find my dick
Eva's 35, frigid, and her cooch is getting dusty
had to go get some tail so I wouldn't get rusty
She should of known better than to go and get old
it's her fault that Bones got turned into a cuckold.
Now that she's gone I'll be all over this shit
I'll fuck a ho and walk away like Paul will do the Hornets.

And you spotted Slater's name, and then bolded it too
Why? Should I be jealous? He's a faggot like you.
Eva said he blows so much he's always got a sore jaw
on his knees round the clock like your mom at Mardi Gras
except when Mario takes RJ's load up in his butt
he doesn't get pregnant like that dumb slut.
She could of saved Spurstalk from such a useless thread
if she had just put a rubber over her uncle's cockhead.

And while we're at it tell your boyfriend BR45
that folks are getting pretty tired of his norcal jive
Loving ze WNBA when their game is like a deuce
pining after lesbians cuz that gives you an excuse.
They don't give you pussy cuz they ain't into dudes
lets you forget straight chicks won't fuck you too.
Go start another thread whining about Ariza
then jerk it to Taurasi like you having a seizure.

Giuseppe smells skunk, but I can smell you all jealous
Living sexless lives like you guys? That's what I think hell is
I'll finish this like Shaq, since he's got a divorce case,
go get a kiss from Eva and tell me how my ass taste!

:lol rappin' Tony :clap

[Bukefal]

He's 28, one of the best PGs in the world, and has a French accent.

Yeah, he's going to have a hell of a time finding women who want to spend time around him. :lol

This.


Besides, maybe he didn't cheat, maybe it was eva who cheated. We don't know shit. We do know what Kobe did :lol

[Cessation]

lol the fat guy calling others fat
it appears, he's almost as butthurt as br

[badfish22]

This.


Besides, maybe he didn't cheat, maybe it was eva who cheated. We don't know shit. We do know what Kobe did :lol

He cheatedPERIOD

And with a friends wife no less...

[VBM]

He cheatedPERIOD

And with a friends wife no less...

He texted...everything else is circumstantial evidence

[Koolaid_Man]

What should Duncan do if he found out Tony was dipping his Milk Chocolate in his Duncan's Vanilla cake?

[DPG21920]

How do Hornets fans feel about Paul having a bastard child out of wedlock?

[Koolaid_Man]

How do Hornets fans feel about Paul having a bastard child out of wedlock?


I bet that bastard grows taller than 5'2

[DPG21920]

I bet that bastard grows taller than 5'2

And he is probably already better at math than 98% of Laker fans.

Damn, I used a percentage. Now I will have to explain that post in great detail to you.

[Roger Freemason Jr.]

Rappin Tony just single-handedly owned three trolls with that vicious flow. Get it!

[badfish22]

He texted...everything else is circumstantial evidence

Now I got yall sounding like lakerfans.

[Cessation]

I gotta agree, rapping tony caused massive amounts of butthurt on this thread.

[badfish22]

I gotta agree, rapping tony caused massive amounts of butthurt on this thread.

Stop.

[Hook Dem]

lol @ the classy Spurs fans showing an indifference towards INFIDELITY....no wonder why that city is full of fat and ugly single people lol.

Say whaaaaaaaaat tubby?:rollin