Don't let the fact that Lakers fans have shown up after a key loss

[Punchy]

fool you guys into thinking these frontrunning faggots have actually sacked up.

To the untrained eye, it might seem that way. Maybe you're thinking that Lakerfan has finally grown a pair of testicles in place of his clitoris and finally put an end to his frontrunning ways. In the past, luva, Blessings, history2b, and AIDS would be gone for days following a beat down, waiting to appear until the next Lakers win (or a rival's loss). Now, it seems you can't shut these assholes up.

Now why is that?

Simple. Kobe's has been playing good, efficient basketball for the last few games, which he capped off with a 41 point outburst against the hated Celtics. Truthfully, he played a great game and shouldn't be held in any way responsible for that loss, despite what some media pundits are saying about the number of shots he took.

Meanwhile, Pau Gasol has seemed to regress into a figurative "shell" of his former self. What this means is Lakerfan finally gets to unload that constipated shit that's been collecting in his lower intestine all over Pau Gasol. It's a moment they've waited 3 long, bloated years for: to finally "prove" to the world that Gasol is not the main reason for the past two championships.

And believe me, they're not going to pass up the opportunity to unload an anal evacuation of this magnitude.

So shit, Lakerfan, by means, take your shit.

[Koolaid_Man]

You can't prove a word of what you say...not a word...I dare you to prove it...

[ElNono]

see Punchy, this is a solid thread, tbh

[Giuseppe]

:lmao

At that picture of Duncan in Kool's sig.

It looks like my MIL.

[Rummpd]

The problem with Kobe is that he always tries to do it himself it seems and has a particular passion to outshine Pierce who outplayed him the year Boston won. Lakers really did not need his 41 points - LAL TRULY needed hin to get about 30 and getting others involved - Kobe on 6 or so straight possessions threw up horrible shots so no matter what he shot or scored overall HE WAS A BIG PART OF THAT LOSS AS WELL. Why Bynum for one does or did not get the ball more is a total mystery especialy with Shaq out. Lakers also fell from 4 up to 9 down in a heartbeat in that game as Kobe hogged the ball but Lakers fans still love the guy even though he proved he ABSOLUTELY could not carry a team without other stars like Gasol and Odom/Bynum then goes away from those other stars time and time again whenever LAL faces a little adversity. Unless this changes = This year a true team will beat the Lakers and Kobe just because of that fact, and it most likely will be a team like the Spurs or Boston who really don't give a damm who scores as long as the team wins.

[jjktkk]

The problem with Kobe is that he always tries to do it himself it seems and has a particular passion to outshine Pierce who outplayed him the year Boston won. Lakers really did not need his 41 points - LAL TRULY needed hin to get about 30 and getting others involved - Kobe on 6 or so straight possessions threw up horrible shots so no matter what he shot or scored overall HE WAS A BIG PART OF THAT LOSS AS WELL. Why Bynum for one does or did not get the ball more is a total mystery especialy with Shaq out. Lakers also fell from 4 up to 9 down in a heartbeat in that game as Kobe hogged the ball but Lakers fans still love the guy even though he proved he ABSOLUTELY could not carry a team without other stars like Gasol and Odom/Bynum then goes away from those other stars time and time again whenever LAL faces a little adversity. Unless this changes = This year a true team will beat the Lakers and Kobe just because of that fact, and it most likely will be a team like the Spurs or Boston who really don't give a damm who scores as long as the team wins.

Listening to BSPN's Jon Barry, he was blaming Kobe's teammates for not making themselves available for passes from Kobe. Sounded pretty lame imo.

[DMC]

fool you guys into thinking these frontrunning faggots have actually sacked up.

To the untrained eye, it might seem that way. Maybe you're thinking that Lakerfan has finally grown a pair of testicles in place of his clitoris and finally put an end to his frontrunning ways. In the past, luva, Blessings, history2b, and AIDS would be gone for days following a beat down, waiting to appear until the next Lakers win (or a rival's loss). Now, it seems you can't shut these assholes up.

Now why is that?

Simple. Kobe's has been playing good, efficient basketball for the last few games, which he capped off with a 41 point outburst against the hated Celtics. Truthfully, he played a great game and shouldn't be held in any way responsible for that loss, despite what some media pundits are saying about the number of shots he took.

Meanwhile, Pau Gasol has seemed to regress into a figurative "shell" of his former self. What this means is Lakerfan finally gets to unload that constipated shit that's been collecting in his lower intestine all over Pau Gasol. It's a moment they've waited 3 long, bloated years for: to finally "prove" to the world that Gasol is not the main reason for the past two championships.

And believe me, they're not going to pass up the opportunity to unload an anal evacuation of this magnitude.

So shit, Lakerfan, by means, take your shit.
Backdoor troll. Nice try.

Kobe is the main problem. All the new accounts in the world and backdoor trolls won't change that. They are pundits for a reason, look up the word "pundit".

[Koolaid_Man]

fool you guys into thinking these frontrunning faggots have actually sacked up.

To the untrained eye, it might seem that way. Maybe you're thinking that Lakerfan has finally grown a pair of testicles in place of his clitoris and finally put an end to his frontrunning ways. In the past, luva, Blessings, history2b, and AIDS would be gone for days following a beat down, waiting to appear until the next Lakers win (or a rival's loss). Now, it seems you can't shut these assholes up.

Now why is that?

Simple. Kobe's has been playing good, efficient basketball for the last few games, which he capped off with a 41 point outburst against the hated Celtics. Truthfully, he played a great game and shouldn't be held in any way responsible for that loss, despite what some media pundits are saying about the number of shots he took.

Meanwhile, Pau Gasol has seemed to regress into a figurative "shell" of his former self. What this means is Lakerfan finally gets to unload that constipated shit that's been collecting in his lower intestine all over Pau Gasol. It's a moment they've waited 3 long, bloated years for: to finally "prove" to the world that Gasol is not the main reason for the past two championships.

And believe me, they're not going to pass up the opportunity to unload an anal evacuation of this magnitude.

So shit, Lakerfan, by means, take your shit.


awww Punchy baby don't take it too hard...:rollin

[eisfeld]

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/nph_loves_mondays.gif

Cool Story!

And it's great to take a couple of trolls as an example for lakers fans.
The real Lakers fans are here after a loss, just because the loudest ones disappeared doesn't mean all were gone.

[cobbler]

Listening to BSPN's Jon Barry, he was blaming Kobe's teammates for not making themselves available for passes from Kobe. Sounded pretty lame imo.

Then you have never played the game. We all know Kobe hogs the ball at times. Christ, you guys spew it 24/7. However, a big part of the game is indeed making yourself available for the kick out and putting yourself in a position for a normal catch and shoot. Standing around watching certainly isn't the answer. If you are going to complain that Kobe isn't giving up the ball then you best be in position when doing so.

[jjktkk]

Then you have never played the game. We all know Kobe hogs the ball at times. Christ, you guys spew it 24/7. However, a big part of the game is indeed making yourself available for the kick out and putting yourself in a position for a normal catch and shoot. Standing around watching certainly isn't the answer. If you are going to complain that Kobe isn't giving up the ball then you best be in position when doing so.

Your barking up the wrong tree trying to bestow your bbiq. Right now its very easy to defend the Lakers because most teams know that the Laker's offense starts and ends with Kobe. Its Kobe's job to get his teammates involved and Kobe is failing in that regard.

[Spur_Fanatic]

What the OP said, totally true.

lakeluva and Kool will be Clipper fans once Kobe retires. :P

[TheRealCB]

Your barking up the wrong tree trying to bestow your bbiq. Right now its very easy to defend the Lakers because most teams know that the Laker's offense starts and ends with Kobe. Its Kobe's job to get his teammates involved and Kobe is failing in that regard.

Tbh,I saw at least 3 or 4 passes that were almost assists by Kobe,though his teamates wouldn't convert...He actually tried to get others involved but no one responded..

[MaNuMaNiAc]

Laker fan is no longer laker fan, laker fan is Kobe nut hugging douche fan. It really doesn't matter if the Lakers win or lose as long as Kobe gets his. Then all is well in Kobe nut hugging douche kingdom...

[cheguevara]

0 assists motherfuckers.

Kobe had as many assists as Jimmy Hoffa.

[Agloco]

The assleak is strong in this thread.

[Giuseppe]

Ag, talkin' about buttholes again.

[Agloco]

Ag, talkin' about buttholes again.

That's really all I see in this thread. Moving along......

[Giuseppe]

That's really all I see in this thread. Moving along......

That's all you want to see because you're pounding on the closet door.

Just come out. It's locked only in your gay mind.

[Killakobe81]

Tbh,I saw at least 3 or 4 passes that were almost assists by Kobe,though his teamates wouldn't convert...He actually tried to get others involved but no one responded..

this. But to be fair Mitch left this team with an alarminmg lack of speed and shooting after letting Farmar (speed) and Sasha (shooting) walk ...

Barnes injury doubly hurts i got $50 for anyone that can name 2 slower small forwards in the NBA right now (same team) than Artest and Luke walton ...

[Giuseppe]

If we're really waiting on Barnes to deliver us, Killa, we're gonna be sorely disappointed.

[hater]

the only reason these fucks are showing up is because of their "championship game" coming up on Thursday.

That's all they can hang their hats on this year, beating the mighty Spurs in regular season.

[Giuseppe]

the only reason these fucks are showing up is because of their "championship game" coming up on Thursday.

That's all they can hang their hats on this year, beating the mighty Spurs in regular season.

The last time we were in the playoffs your mighty Spurs got skunked. We went back-to-back.

[Agloco]

That's all you want to see because you're pounding on the closet door.

Just come out. It's locked only in your gay mind.


Now you're just bein' easy and rollin' over. More homosexual meanderings I hop, I mean I think.


As they say: Misery loves company. I won't take part in your homosexual pedophilic fantasies, not on your life.

[Killakobe81]

the only reason these fucks are showing up is because of their "championship game" coming up on Thursday.

That's all they can hang their hats on this year, beating the mighty Spurs in regular season.

Let's be real. If we lose in the playoffs or even this Thursday why would I stop coming? I posted after we lost in Game 6 in the Finals by a shameful score to our only true rival ...

As for the Spurs I dont think you guys are the Cavs of the past 2 seasons but HCA did not promise them shit either ...

[Giuseppe]

As they say: Misery loves company. I won't take part in your homosexual pedophilic fantasies, not on your life.

Your overheated protestations are duly noted, Aggy.

[hater]

Let's be real. If we lose in the playoffs or even this Thursday why would I stop coming? I posted after we lost in Game 6 in the Finals by a shameful score to our only true rival ...

As for the Spurs I don think you guys are the Cavs of the past 2 seasons but HCA did not garuntee them shit either ...

I was talking about the laker trolls and general shitty fanbase. You are not one of them I think.

[Killakobe81]

If we're really waiting on Barnes to deliver us, Killa, we're gonna be sorely disappointed.

2 things cully:

1. First who would of think Artest would save us vs. the Suns and in game 7?

2. Second, Im not saying Barnes is a star or a savior but with him we are not painfully slow. Personally PJ HAs to break up the artest fisher combo in the starting lineup. Too slow and the shooting is not reliable. I dont care which ...
If barnes comes back we could bench artest without having to resort to Walton if he picks up early fouls or is ineffective ...

[Giuseppe]

2 things cully:

1. First who would of think Artest would save us vs. the Suns and in game 7?

2. Second, Im not saying Barnes is a star or a savior but with him we are not painfully slow. Personally PJ HAs to break up the artest fisher combo in the starting lineup. Too slow and the shooting is not reliable. I dont care which ...
If barnes comes back we could bench artest without having to resort to Walton if he picks up early fouls or is ineffective ...

Artest saved us numerous times before Game 7, but, your point is valid, if not pristine.

[history2b]

I shut an entire Spurs forum down last season and proved Spurs fans to be the most sackless front running fanbase in all pro sports.

[jjktkk]

I got my ass handed to me by an entire Spurs forum last week and proved without me GOOGLING it, to be the most sackless Laker fan bandwagonner on the NBA Forum here. :toast.

fify :toast

[Killakobe81]

I shut an entire Spurs forum down last season and proved Spurs fans to be the most sackless front running fanbase in all pro sports.

Every fanbase has front-runners ...spurs are no exception ...

[Giuseppe]

Every fanbase has front-runners ...spurs are no exception ...

Killa is right, but, GD, the Spurs guys are so annoying about it.

[jjktkk]

Every fanbase has front-runners ...spurs are no exception ...

It just seems Laker bandwaggoners get more pub. :lol

[Killakobe81]

It just seems Laker bandwaggoners get more pub. :lol

go upstairs after a spurs loss or look at the summer threads ... many spur fans doubted spurs as contenders ...

[history2b]

fify :toast


Although making sense is not required on this board I would appreciate if you at least made an effort.

[LnGrrrR]

go upstairs after a spurs loss or look at the summer threads ... many spur fans doubted spurs as contenders ...

It was kinda funny to go upstairs during the C/Spurs game. They were up in arms about how they weren't a contender, even before the Spurs almost came back.

[DPG21920]

go upstairs after a spurs loss or look at the summer threads ... many spur fans doubted spurs as contenders ...

That doesn't make you a bandwagoner. If you are realistic enough to know your team's limitations, it makes you a fan, not a homer.

Bandwagon is disappearing.

[Giuseppe]

Deep!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sweetheart!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pumpkinpuss!!!!!!!!!!!!

You've come back to your Cubster.

[Trainwreck2100]

go upstairs after a spurs loss or look at the summer threads ... many spur fans doubted spurs as contenders ...

So many idiots upstairs

[Giuseppe]

So many idiots upstairs

One less since Deep came back down.

[DPG21920]

Spurs haven't been contenders (for various reasons, mostly health) since 2007. They are now.

[Giuseppe]

Until you repeat the questions will persist, Deep, and you know it.

[ohmwrecker]

Spurs haven't been contenders (for various reasons, mostly health) since 2007. They are now.

Just like I called it this summer, kemosabe.

[ohmwrecker]

Until you repeat the questions will persist, Deep, and you know it.

That's the thorn in your side, friendo. Doesn't bother us small marketers.

[DPG21920]

Just like I called it this summer, kemosabe.

They should have been contenders last year. I know the bench has been re-upped and that has made a huge difference, but they should have been a contender last year imo.

That is why I wasn't sure; plus many other teams got better (Bulls, Lakers (in theory), Boston...)

[ohmwrecker]

They should have been contenders last year. I know the bench has been re-upped and that has made a huge difference, but they should have been a contender last year imo.

That is why I wasn't sure; plus many other teams got better (Bulls, Lakers (in theory), Boston...)

Health was/is the key issue Manu and Tony didn't have it all year and Duncan carried the team early . . . RJ sacking up and Neal have been nice though.

[z0sa]

It all started on this very date three years ago. Lakaluva, Kool Aid, and the rest of the laker "fan" front runners were engaging in the various homosexual activities they enjoy. Not one of em had caught 48 minutes of a laker game since June 2004. By the time that day in 2008 ended, laker nation was reorganized and ready to riot. Unfortunately, Pau and co. would be not let them live out their burning desires until 09.

[Giuseppe]

Though Pau couldn't win a single playoff game till Kobe took him in.

[ohmwrecker]

Though Pau couldn't win a single playoff game till Kobe took him in.

Not even with those loaded Grizzlies squads . . .

[z0sa]

He did manage to set Memphis franchise records for career games played, minutes played, field goals made and attempted, free throws made and attempted, offensive, defensive, and total rebounds, blocked shots, turnovers, and points.

[Giuseppe]

He did manage to set Memphis franchise records for career games played, minutes played, field goals made and attempted, free throws made and attempted, offensive, defensive, and total rebounds, blocked shots, turnovers, and points.

But, nary a playoff victory, till Kobe took him in.

[z0sa]

And Kobe was lucky Shaq took him in, else we'd have seen even more airballs in clutch moments of the playoffs.

[Giuseppe]

Kobe: 2

Daddy: 1

[z0sa]

Rings Daddy won Kobe: 3

Rings Kobe won Daddy: 0

[Kool Bob Love]

:lmao